#mom plz

[stinkywrinkles]

Looking at me like "why picture time when it could be walkie time"

[mx-metronome]

I told Mom my December TS debacle, and now she’s blasting “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” through the whole house 😭😭😭

[sunny-aster]

They're such wildly different examples of what an emotionally tired person looks like

[kerothi]

Talk about it. Jean makes an uncomfortable face as he lets a quiet sound out of his throat, flipping the pack closed before he stands upright and brushes off his hands. But he lifts his head to the touch at his shoulder. Compelled, whether he's willing or not, to meet her eye when she speaks, urging him to get it all off his chest. They need his head clear.

"I know," he insists again, even if there's no real fight in his tone. That reassuring grip could make it easy to forget he's talking not just to a fellow comrade or a friend, but his Commander as well. Even if the military they've always known has been broken down and she says she's no longer their superior officer. Jean knows he has responsibilities, expectations she'd long ago entrusted into him because she believed he was capable of thinking with that clear head, even when he has been put under pressure. He doesn't think he'd feel better for talking about it.

"If I'd 've kept it bottled up, Reiner would'a still only been about halfway through his little pity party by now..." Yet he still talks, because Hanji will talk to him. Has. Had even gone so far as to admit to him and Mikasa that she'd thought about it too, just running away from it all, plugging her ears and continuing on with her own cozy life. He looks past her own shoulder, at Onyankopon where he's helping Armin pack away their things.

"... I'd 've been puttin' a bullet in an innocent man's head and thinkin' about what kinda house I could'a got for my trouble."

@kerothi continued x

Hanji crossed her arms, leaning against the tree with an unreadable expression. "I'm not worried about you throwing punches, Jean," she said, her tone softer than anyone would have expected. Hanji had been a soldier long enough to know that fights happened between comrades, especially under the immense pressure they were all facing. Given the circumstances, she couldn't blame Jean for lashing out, not after hearing what had happened to his friend.

"I want you to talk about it. Truly talk," she spoke, walking closer and placing a hand on his shoulder as she stood beside him. "You can't keep it bottled up. We need your head clear." Hanji looked at him, her remaining eye practically looking into his soul. She was tired; that much was evident. Her grip on his shoulder firm yet comforting. "You can't carry your burdens alone. None of us can."

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 234

More of the Tiamat Au? More of the Tiamat Au! 

Sharing a body was strange. Ten limbs split between the nine of them- thirteen if one counted the tails and seventeen if one counted the fact that their cloak… skirt… whatever could mimic the wings of their other form. 

One which they would change back to after a few moments- there was much less stumbling when it was all fours. Not to mention that if not for the tails they’d have easily toppled over with how many arms they had making them slightly top heavy. Okay more than slightly, it was taking a bit to adjust. 

Honestly the fields of wheat and other crops did nothing to hide them with how tall even this body was, but it was still better than nothing, and they were using the fact it was the middle of nowhere to their shared advantage. 

At least the humanoid- not human, even now their shared power thrummed through the air, leaking from them- form was smaller than their true draconic one. Well, perhaps they shouldn’t call it their true form, when they were once all human, halfa and liminal alike, but they’d long since stopped being such. So perhaps it was in fact true to call the form they had become as their normal state now. 

Actually, could they even separate now? Or had their power melded together so much that it was impossible now, and an attempt would end them? It would at the very least crack their core- 

“What the fuck.” 

Their head lurched, a little too far if the jolt of pain was anything before it melted away. They were all too used to moving their own necks separately. But all of them agreed that discovery could not happen-

Oh.

It was a child. A preteen with red-orange hair, blue-green eyes, expensive clothing, and most damming of all, large swaths of bruising across his arms. Bruising that did not come from usual play, and looked far too much like hand prints for any of their comfort. 

Someone had very much not been taking care of this child. And that really made them quite angry. 

[kupofdoodles]

omg… another dubbing comparison?!?!?! (i love making these)

barnacles recounting what happened in the manatees episode in english vs korean

the gups are called something else in korean its like exploration (vehicles? submarines? i dont rmemeber)

this scene will never not be funny (but also concerning) to me

i generally like barnacles’ korean voice :D but whenever my mom and i watch the show together she always points out how his grunts are more exaggerated in the dub XDD i feel like his emotions are like?? slightly more expressive but im not sure :,3 sorry

[machinavocis]

@derinthescarletpescatarian my mom, who learned what patreon was specifically to join yours, apparently cannot spell your first OR last name, but continues to be a huge fan of your work nonetheless. :D

[b-ck3t]

SCHOOL WORKKK RAHH

At least I tried 😞

[1tbls]

pictured: being not able to not smile and make a serious kim face when someone else is photographing me, and looking entirely out of place with the con backdrop.

[makeriia]

Fantober day 31!! A free day again.

Recently gotten into HADES, and I think about them a normal amount (lie)

[alucardsathomewife]

Yalls moms ever just...ya know

GO TO ROSS AND FIND A HELLSING JACKET?!

She said " it looked familiar " 😭

I love it

Didn't know funimation was chill like that

Yall the fandom makes me nervous to wear it in public, PLEASE CHILL on the Millennium

[phantomskeep]

okay don't get me wrong, I love the entire "batfam adopts danny" au. It's amazing and getting to see danny interact with the bats? Chefs kiss.

BUT I propose to you all; lesbian moms poison ivy and harley quinn find danny all beaten up in an ally near the dead mall and low key adopt him. Or high key adopt him? Idk but poison ivy is my favorite anti-hero and harley going apeshit on some GIW goons is something akin to a daily fantasy for me. Give that boy some protective queer moms he needs them in his life.

[francixoxoxo]

I WANT TO CUT MY HAIR

[cryminiz]

hot take or w/e: 99% of the main events of apology tour, tbh, would be better if the positions were switched.

because when you say "stoliz breakup arc where person A calls the other out for always making the relationship about sex and has an entire breakdown about how they feel the other person has never fully appreciated them in the relationship and never felt respected while the other person gets a reality check over their actions and has to realize how badly theyve been treating them" then its blitz on stage and stolas in the crowd. its the only way the plot makes sense

regardless of the whole "guys they were secretly childhood friends and um blitz was the one who actually made the first move to sex even if stolas literally leads with 'so you wanna fuck me????' so its all blitz's fault their relationship is just sex" Thing in s2 ep1.... it was stolas' idea to make their transaction of the book sexual.

he was literally the one going "hey btw i need my book back but you can keep borrowing it...... IF you fuck me into the bed until i cant see straight you sexy little fucking imp" so atp whoever first started the sexual aspect of their relationship is moot. stolas is the one who escalated it into a toxic benefits deal.

stolas is the one who consistently goes "my widdle sexy imp" and "blitzy witzy come fucky wucky with me" to ""playfully"" demean blitz without realizing how the imp doesnt actually like it. he has the power in the situation who just assumes blitz is cool with their relationship and the way he treats him.

stolas is the one who doesnt think about the societal implications of their relationship, because he puts himself in romantic daydreams and uses blitz as a coping mechanism to distract himself from how much he hates his life. he wont even consider blitz's complicated feelings on their dynamics from his perspective as an imp without stolas shutting it down like "hm, you sound TOO much like striker, so byeeee!" hes the one who needs a wake up call!

and while blitz is obviously not innocent in this relationship (avoiding intimacy, taking any chance he can get to escape dealing with his problems, blowing up and projecting his insecurity onto others instead of discussing his problems, keeping secrets, twisting it where it hurts to 'gain' one in an argument even if he doesnt mean it, etc)....

hes SOOOOO getting fucked over in this relationship. and currently, being in such a sex centered relationship with a power imbalance only serves to justify his own self-mantra that he has to be useful in order to be loved! he deserves to have a moment where he actually shakes off all of his insecurities and screams out I DESERVE BETTER! for once in his life. and not just turning to drinking or drugs or sex or living vicariously through millie and moxxie; really just screaming in front of a whole crowd like FUCK YOU FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO SHITTY!!! FUCK YOUUUUU

tldr; tops deserve rights actually and sometimes you gotta put a bottom in their place

[stonermujer]

WHY HE KINDA FINE?????

[chaos-in-deepspace]

Bestie

For that Xavier fic

This is my thanks

https://x.com/kserekino/status/1790995805614260270?t=9ZH89aG0h4xCM1TbvqemRQ&s=19

OhmygodphmygodOHMYGOD I AM NOT OKAY! I AM A WHORE! I AM FUCKING DECEASED! SHIT. THANK YOU. IMMA GO CHOKE ON HIM PEEPEE NOW THNX