#it would only be like
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
#class– would erik use reddit? let's discuss#phantom of the opera#poto#poto shitpost#okay but imagine the paris opera house subreddit#there being a pinned thread dedicated to opera ghost sightings#erik having mod access for some reason#(the managers keep trying to ban him but he only stays gone for like 2 days before reappearing somehow)#the ballet girls using burner accounts to spread rumors#someone posts that they saw the vicomte go to christine's dressing room like it's deuxmoi#erik fully just doxxes them in the comments
55K notes
·
View notes
Text
ok not to be that guy but like. labor rights and working class rights can coexist with 24h services and late amenities. its certainly hard to do so without worker exploitation in this political and social environment, it’s not a conflict likely to resolve overnight. but 24h services are important and especially valuable to those of us that are disabled or are on a different circadian rhythm. in fact more professional, health, and government services should be available or at least possible to work on asynchronously (if applicable) during late or odd hours, while workers also get sufficient pay for their labor and proper consistent scheduling. this would be much easier on the workers with night schedules if the entire professional world didn’t grind to a halt at 5pmEST
#just like. it doesn’t have to be this way#the number of people I’ve talked to who would absolutely do a night schedule if it didn’t suck ass because you can never get anything done#like. go to the doctor. without waking up at your equivalent of 2am to make their latest afternoon slot#the sleep deprivation of trying to keep a normal schedule and trying to get stuff done sometimes on my natural schedule are like#the same. I started getting fevers any time I stayed up longer than 14 hours bc I had to do it so often to make appts#it’s only a little better now because I’ve been strict with a schedule that’s somewhere in the middle#so I at least have 2 hours to try and do stuff before the entire country fucks off to bed#.txt
34K notes
·
View notes
Text
I think a lot of people are forgetting that on tumblr fandom used to be practiced very differently. now everyone fucks off to their discords or tumblr groups to discuss everything with a select few, making tags be nearly only used for posting some finished fanworks or not at all
a decade ago people didn't have tumblr groups. people didn't even have dms. if you wanted to talk to anyone about anything you had to make a post, or send an ask (which more often than not would get published and thereby become a post in the end too)
so next time you think "I have a fandom thought but I have to find a small group of hyperspecifically like-minded people to share it with in private" remember all the freaks you could be missing out on meeting by keeping the tags dead. use tags, make friends. fuck discord.
#me? hating discord? on main?? of course I am I always am#anyway nothing like someone discovering a fandom post years later through tags and becoming a new friend#one you would never have met had you only shared your thoughts in some discord that's dead now
29K notes
·
View notes
Text
Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
75K notes
·
View notes
Text
and obviously you find yourself thinking oh i do wish i could get severed to do this one thing. would you actually maybe not. but you do wish you didn't have to undergo medical procedures you do wish you didn't have to do the things that give you anxiety you do wish you didn't have to do tedious tasks that barely even require you to be present for them. it's tempting. that's why the premise works. but the premise is also that somebody has to do it. somebody has to go to the dentist and somebody has to get on that plane and somebody has to write those thank you notes. just like somebody has to clean the house and somebody has to harvest the food you eat and somebody has to make the clothes you wear. you can't eliminate inconvenience you can only delegate it. you can't eliminate suffering you can only delegate it. and always the easiest way to live with this is to see that somebody as less than. less than you less than people. and if that somebody has to wear your body to do it well maybe it's not all that different. they're not a person. you are. it's capitalism all the way down baby
#sorrrryyyy i can't stop thinking about this#i was writing a thing that i allegedly do for fun#and i found myself wishing that somebody else would write the sequences that i find uninspiring but are necessary to the story#like that's an easy thing to want. would you create a person to do that and only that is the question#and like. maybe not for your stupid hobby but a lot of people just aren't too many steps removed from being okay with it#the groundwork is there it's capitalism baby!!!!!!#severance#severance spoilers
17K notes
·
View notes
Text



Gojo gives a class assignment
#jujutsu kaisen#megumi fushiguro#nanami kento#jjk#community meme#my art#sunnysidemage#also while I feel like Nanami would say this—he'd probably act the exact opposite#I’ve had this one as a draft for months now when I was only done with season 1#now I finished season 2 and there’s a whole in my heart only jjk can fill
15K notes
·
View notes
Text
modern-day changeling tales
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stan pines#comic#my art#hey what if you were replaced by a changeling that didn't bother to act like you at all#that had a *very distinct* physical difference from you#and the only people who would care enough to notice#were a man who destroyed his own brain because of you#and the changeling itself#would that be fucked up or what?
8K notes
·
View notes
Text

This goes out to poppy playtime pianosaurus enjoyers
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf vanny#sammy lawrence#pianosaurus#poppy playtime chapter 4#poppy playtime#bendy and the ink machine#this goes out to yall Pianosaurus fans#I’ve been where you are at now with Vanny lmao#specifically Vanny too like we get quite a bit of Vanessa#but not enough of the Vanny suit itself 😭#Sammy fans I don’t know what to even say to yall#done dirty and that was awhile ago now BAHA#some crumbs to the bendy fans 🩵#I will say though pianosaurus fans currently got it the worst#seeing his scene is literally only 30 seconds long#it’s okay he gets to join the club of#characters we thought would have more important roles than they ended up having
10K notes
·
View notes
Text
Bruce, High on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted
The Batfam: …
Dick: .. only one?
#Bruce: I meant biological only one is biological#dc comics#dc#dc universe#dcu#Jason would milk this#so would Steph#‘you didn’t fucking adopt me and I’m not your wtf am o’#dick was adopted but didn’t change his name I will fight you#I like all headcannons about that but not the angsty ones#look my family is bad enough I just want the fictional family I like to be happy always#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect quote gen#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#Bruce Wayne#Batfam#Batfam ily#Batfamily#Batman
17K notes
·
View notes
Text
Kon: Why are you staring at me so intently?
Tim, completely casually: I think I want to stab you with Kryptonite a few times. In different areas. For science.
Kon: ...why is my best friend considering torturing me?
Tim: I'm wondering if it takes you down so badly because it is truly that dangerous to you or if the invulnerablility of Kryptonians gives you a weak pain tolerance.
Kon: And you're asking me, a half human, instead of Clark or Kara?
Tim: They'd start telling Bruce about my "concerning villainous behavior" again.
Kon: And I won't?
Tim: I've kept fighting through pneumonia, a gunshot wound, and broken bones. And you go down when I poke you with a rock. Come on, you've got to be curious.
Kon: ...okay, I am a little curious.
Tim: YES! You won't regret this!
Kon: I will absolutely regret this.
#Bruce is absolutely just as curious as Tim is over this topic#Clark would just never allow that#From the Gotham Knights game#Dick: “Please don't try and make a Talon in the Belfry Tim”#Tim: “I wouldn't do that... I mean maybe only on a small scale. Like a bit of a Talon. For research.”#Dick: “TIMOTHY JACKSON DRAKE! DO NOT!”#This isn't slashy but I feel the need to mention that I am a huge supporter of Timkon#tim drake#conner kent#timothy drake#batman#robin#kon el#superboy#superman#tim drake wayne#dcu#dc comics#young justice#timkon#teen titans
14K notes
·
View notes
Text
surprisingly, viktor is quite the hugger. Only jayce knows this, of course.
#and viktor would never tell him that jayce is the only one who actually gets to hug him#because he would never feed his ego like that#kidding#he would#i just wanted to draw them hugging#when will my sleep schedule go back to normal#jayvik you have ruined me#let me go already#jayvik#jayvik fanart#jayce#jayce talis#jayce and viktor#arcane#arcane fanart#viktor#my art#fanart#digital art
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
guys who got abandoned
#bumblebee#b 127#spinel#perrito#transformers#transformers one#steven universe#puss in boots#the last wish#can u tell that i started having so much drawing spinel LOL#shes so cute#i guess im just a sucker for guys with abandonment issues#put 3 of these guys in a room and only spinel is coming out covered in blood LOOOL#pre steven spinel of course#perrito and bee would literally be the bestest friends though#like bee would just be spouting lies about how great he was at his other jobs#and perrito would just be like “wow thats so amazing!”#spinel banging her head on the door and clawing at the walls meanwhile
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
hey so i Fully Believe that telemachus was not afraid of odysseus in Hold Them Down
people may have told him stories of Odysseus, King of Ithaca, Athena's chosen Champion, Hero of Troy
but mama's boy telemachus sat by her feet as she wove tapestry after tapestry; and penelope told her little wolf stories of his father
how they met, how he tripped over himself to woo her, how he cried his eyes out when penelope became pregnant, how telemachus wouldn't sleep in his cot as a baby because he was so used to being in his father's arms because odysseus would not put him down; and yes, how viciously he defended their family when the atrides came to retrieve him for the war
telemachus? the child of the Unhinged Power Couple? who knew very well how horrible those suitors were, how they treated him and spoke of his mother?
took one look at his dad viciously protecting their home, their family, and thought he was the coolest, strongest person ever (after mom ofc)
#epic the musical#epic#greek myths#the odyssey#odysseus and penelope#epic odysseus#telemachus#little wolf#odysseus of ithaca#penelope of sparta#penelope of ithaca#like dont get me wrong#the angst potential of telemachus struggling upon meeting odysseus is great#but i just cant fathom why he would only know the Legend of Odysseus#like would penelope talk about him in such a way? really?#also odypen are unhinged and while telemachus is Baby#hes also Their Kid and thought it was awesome when he decked antinous on his ass#idk just some Epic thoughts#jorge rivera herrans
8K notes
·
View notes
Text

In honor of my "gege am i ugly" post getting over 10k notes, here's a "san lang am i ugly" version of it. Featuring: how I'm picturing Hua Cheng 90% of the time.
#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#san lang#xie lian#hualian#myart#comic#I was tired and needed to draw something that'll help me with the stress#btw I nicknamed badly drawn xie lian and badly drawn hua cheng kale and salad respectively#they're your dose of fiber for the day#I wish I could draw the official adaptation of tgcf so I would draw everyone beautiful but hua cheng like this and only him#everything is normal except that he looks like this
8K notes
·
View notes
Text

soundwaves turn being the cat
#transformers#soundwave#ravage#maccadams#transformers idw#tf#i have way too much fun fucking around with their holoforms#ravage is probably the only person soundwave would let hold him like this#maybe he just wants to be held...#this is very inspired by the rid issue where it shows their first meeting#my art
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
Venting
The GIW had gotten on his last nerve. Danny wasn’t at all worried about them actually managing to catch a ghost they were just that bad. But when their pure incompetence managed to mildly injure 12 people and seriously injure another 5, with one in the ICU and no confirmation on them ever coming out of the coma, Danny felt his patience fraying.
After getting the cryptic okay from Clockwork, he enacted his plan to get rid of the jerks. Death by debt. As in, their funding wouldn’t be enough to keep them afloat and they would be disbanded. He started by getting Tucker to locate all their bases, and had Sam work on creating a sedative (using plant products, because she would kill him if he used chemicals).
Once the bases were located and gas canisters were prepared, he was off. All the agents were knocked out, removed from the building, and all weapons taken. After that was Tucker getting into their systems and taking all the data, then wiping it. Then was setting all paperwork on fire and destruction of the building completely.
Watching it crumble gave him so much satisfaction. He stuck around invisible to watch the agents wake up and have a meltdown about their clothing before even noticing the destroyed building. He only barely made it away before nearly dying of laughter.
Luckily this all happened during the summer, his parents had decided to go on a convention road trip, so he was free to leave the state and destroy more bases. He ended up in Gotham and was shocked the Agents had managed to even step foot in the place. It felt like the air itself would stain their white suits.
Shaking off the feeling and sending out a ‘I’m a guest here to remove some pests’ to Lady Gotham, Danny moved towards the base in what was a well oiled system by now. He had managed to knock all the agents out and was moving them outside when he heard a cough behind him. Turning he saw one of the Bats, Red Robin.
“What exactly are you doing?” RR asked with mild curiosity.
Danny glanced down at the agents then back up to RR. “Teenage venting through destruction of government property?”
They stared at each other silently for a minute before RR broke out in a grin. “Can I help?”
Danny smirked. “Sure! You go inside and bring the rest of them out. I’ll search them for weapons and stuff.”
RR was about to walk away to do as asked when he saw Danny taking off the shoes. “Are the shoes weapons too?”
Danny snickered. “Nah. They have this thing about getting their white suits dirty and it fills me with glee to make their white socks dirty too.”
Danny swore he could hear someone howling in laughter through RR’s coms.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#Tim Drake is feral#He would absolutely join in#I like to think Bruce is busy elsewhere with Robin so only the fun siblings are in Gotham at the time of this#Jason definitely joins in at some point#Eventually they all end up at the Bat Burger and Danny’s story gets told#Danny gets roped in to one of the teams because they can’t leave this feral boy out without some kind of leash#Tucker and Sam follow Danny to add to the chaos#To say their Summer was fun is an understatement
4K notes
·
View notes