#it worked btw she ships them now
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fun fact i wanted my gf to get into kazumaji but she doesn't really have a way to play the games so i made a presentation with 75 slides explaining major plot points and all of their gay ass interactions to get her to ship them
#it worked btw she ships them now#kazumaji#yakuza#mine#we also watched the entirety of yakuza 0 and yakuza kiwami and now we're watching yakuza 7#dont worry i also showed her abridged versions of all the other games
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their dynamic to a t
#this is literally canon#eliza may be zed's best friend but she can't stand his ass and i love that for her#also i'm not usually one to complain about having to do work no one asked me to do#but right now i must!#i had to break out my stylus to move the text and images cause they were so tiny#and i don't even think i moved them correctly even after all that#this was the most painful meme-creating experience i have ever had#but anyway disregard this mini rant#(i do not ship eliza and addison btw)#disney zombies#zombies#zombies 2#zombies 3#zed necrodopolis#addison wells#eliza zambi
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I think gwynriels victim complex phenomenon needs to be studied like it's probably where the projecting into Azriel white-savior and fuckboy made-up personas came from. it's all clearer now...
#acotar#they are like if the boy that screamed wolf didn't stopped lying it's kind of that#i say it before and i reiterate: they are this worked up for a ship that literally was made BEFORE acosf was fully out and the BC wasn't#known yet... let that sink in#if book text directly is contradicting your words. the characters are. the casual readers are. the readers before you are and now published#articles (made by people professional in their field and probably with their own degrees too) are saying what you think MIGHT be very wrong#idk girl i would think a little of why is that instead of calling someone a misogynist for DARING to tell “no ellen that didn't happened”#everyone have biases even elriels that also had studied literature will have it but the diff is that no one is using that to proof how a SA#victim is mated and gonna have a quick heal of her trauma for your book bf.... AAAaanyways this the last post i gonna make about this#*btw i think that user mentioned being harassed which of course hope she stays away from those that insult her and don't let them get to he#but yeh the degree situation was unserious and silly. no need for anyone to get mad or hate anyone for that just laugh and let's move on
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Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me
#i still cant believe how much this new opening theme goes off.... DREAM SAVE ALL OF US 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥💥#wait a second. the robot attacked 200 years ago. the void century was 800 years ago no????? what#oh see it was made 900 years ago.... but why did it attack 200 years ago then.... what happened#it is still so funny how they made evegapunk einstein but with some cunty long legs#200 years ago they gave rights to the gyojin!!! i see i see ✍️✍️also i still wonder why law and kuma have similar hat and pants designs#like there is NO WAY that much similarity isnt done on purpose. NO FUCKING WAY!!! I NEED ANSWERS!!!#are they annihliating cp ships akdhakskd yeah vegapunk letsgo#also the opening song is about dreams and the end one is about luffy reaching shanks...... havent got a clue why but there it is#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1098#also is lucci named lucci bc it kinda sounds like luffy. SERAPHIM KUMA HAS HIS DEVIL FRUIT???? vegapunk could only make zoan fruits????#also wdym when cp0 acts it means its some historic event. lucci is like 25. where are the experienced people here#sentomaru works for vegapunk??? maybe i forgor about this tbh also do theu have a doffy seraphim??? the fact they have animal names....#stussy letting kaku get hurt akdhsjsn oh atlas has lamb ears..... and lucci said she is is prey... no..... the foresahdowing :(#lucci you fucked up she just gave luffy food... that a death sentence look what happened to kaido#episode 1099#<- oh my god btw. god. jesus.#why is akainu telling the cp0 what to do or thinks he can do that... thats the world gov... also thinkng about how garp should fight him#and not luffy.... because of ace you know... i still wonder how did sengoku know who ace's father was... there is only one man who knew....#everyone trying to stop them from fighting ajdhsksjks two rabid dogs fr#LUFFY TAKING OFF HIS JACKET WHEN LUCCI ASKS FOR HIS WANTED SIGN!!!! GO OFF KING!!!! SLAY!!! THE CREW SAW HIM!!! FINALLY!!!#i have been smiling since he started the transformation this is so sick...... i have got a case of the luffy brain#zoan fruits steal the personality of the user when they awaken ✍️✍️ luffy???? nami being the only one who saw gear 5 <3 twins manifesto#robin being so shook about luffy being a god ajdbjansk wdym devil fruits exist because people wish for them. fairy magic real????#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE FROM ALTERNATE REALITIES WHERE SOMEONE DREAMT ABOUT THEM??? DOES HE TRAVEL THRU REALITIES FOR THEM???#jinbe has been making this face 😧 every episode three times it is amazing ajdhaksnsk poor man... now he sees a kid angel version of himself#after seeing hia captain turn into a god... he is gonna get a stroke OMG SENTOMARU WE JUST GOT YOU BACK#episode 1100#<- CRAZY. INSANE. OH GOD. ONLY 12 LEFT. THATS A WEEKEND!!! I CANT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i "like" chemma but obviousy not in a "i ship them" way but instead in a "i find it fascinating how these two are so absolutely terrible together and only make each other worse and yet continue to get back together. i want to study them under a microscope and figure out why the fuck they are like this" kind of way
#tbh i really didn't like them at first but now emma is one of my favs!!! i love Her <33 and i do somewhat enjoy chase... somewhat.#i really like their relationship dynamic though. god seeing them together makes me fume and i want to see more of them#though if their arc ends with chase “getting better” and emma staying with him i will fucking riot.#emma realizing she deserves better and leaving chase is the only ending to their relationship i will accept <3#i do want chase character development btw but i really think their relationship will only ever work if they go their seperate ways#i need to write out my full thoughts on them sometime... ough.#total drama 2023#total drama#td chase#td emma#chemma#<- AGAIN I DO NOT SHIP THEM IM JUST USING THE TAG </3#my post
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Caysi Jons 🏒💥
#TMNT#casey jones#casey jones 2012#cassandra jones#I’m still not very confident with human faces so shoutout to the hokey mask#so so grateful my faves wear a mask#I hope rise gets to come back I want a cross over episode#so sad all the different turtles series have a crossover episode but my two fave series don’t#I’ve been procrastinating all weekend when I should have been working to do this so I should probably go offline now and catch up#the captain is wrong on purpose btw rena gets it#we have come to the conclusion all the Casey jones’ we don’t like are heterosexual and that’s why they don’t past the vibe check#also can I just talk about how I loved 2012 Casey as a teen but his design is so over the top#every time I draw him I add a bit more of his gear but idk if I’ll ever draw his full outfit#that big taser glove…. no thanks#now Cassandra#she gets it#less is more queen you are so right#also btw if you can’t tell any series where Casey is also a teen I ship them with their version of raph#I won’t apologise#also i am not sdmitting how much time i wasted shading and texturing these two images just to put a shadow over it#tmnt 2012#rottmnt#SaveRiseOfTheTMNT
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just wrapped the first christmas present of the year ❤️
#for my friend who hates presents of course 😂#its the stupid teddy bear onesie he has magically instantly putgrown BOTH the previous times i got him one it fit him for like a week 😤#so i got it in the next two sizes up and that's that!!!!#babies grow so fast wtf never buy clothes as a present for a baby that's all i can say#but i can't accept defeat so here we go#his mom will appreciate it even tho she doesn't like getting presents tho lol#and its insane to give christmas presents before thanksgiving but for all i know this baby is gonna outgrow them both by then#i literally bought the size 9-12 months like last month#i ordered it immediately after his mom told me she THOUGHT HE WOULD BE IN THAT SIZE SOON#and it was already too toght on him when it arrived a week later 😭#so now i got size 12-18 and size 18-24 this baby's gonna be cozy this winter or else!!!#i cannot afford this btw#the original onesie was pretty cheap it was o. sale for like $17 but then i bought it twice#and the size maxed out at 9-12 months#so i had to upgrade to a toddler one and it was $22 and i got two of them again plus shipping#and i only make 14 dollars an hour and i'm lucky to work even two days a week at my new job lol#im putting off getting a second job until after i cover a coworkers maternity keave in feb tho bc then i def would be full time#for at least 6 weeks#and its possible she might decide not to come back or another aide would leave by then#so i might have an opportunity to be full time by then ir at least close to that#anyway#no money november fr 😔#just realized my tags are confusing my friend is the mom not the baby 😂#she's the one who gates receiving gifts bc she feels awkward lol#but she's broke af and can't afford clothes for her baby let alone cute ones and she loved the onesie when she fot it at her baby shower#but then the baby came a week and a half late#he was supposed to be a march baby he was born in april#and all of a sudden it was too warm for the onesie and he inly got to wear it once#so i was like ok i will get another one in the fall/winter then#but alas
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I’m making a Mario Series Shipping Chart and Bowser is making it incredibly difficult to format
#Emile's Arts#Redrawing my own meme while I STRUGGLE#I shoulda made the lines darker before uploading my B#I wanna link him to Luigi and Mario and Peach and King Boo and Starlow and Broque AND still have Platonics in there as well#And it's VERY DIFFICULT ACTUALLY#You can either have Daisy in the Square and only connect Bowser to two people#Or have Bowser in the Square and not have Daisy connected to Peach#That's the delema I'm facing#I may just have to make one of those circle charts where all the lines cross in the middle even though I haaaaate those#My usual big web chart just isn't working out in this case#I could not include Familial relationships but that actually doesn't help that was just a thing for me that I wanted to do#I dunno why I made it Starlow the one asking who Bowser is she's just on my mind now#Mario Shipping#I'm not tagging all those ships btw this is just a little shitpost while I struggle that made my computer crash 3 times while uploading it#Butch Daisy and Chubby Peach my beloveds....#This is my first time drawing Bowser btw I really really suck at it fun fact#I'll be back. Eventually.#Maybe I'll just write them all down in a post but that doesn't have the same vibe#I need you all to know they are a polycule#I call them the Royal Polycule
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ok i need to share this twitter artist who made the cutest Stacey and Young Neil art that makes me super happy!
she goes by @dinosaur_png and i love their work sm!!!
if i ever find anymore stacey x neil artists who aren't on tumblr, i'll share links to whatever site theyre on so yall nordegrims can be fed. we are a small community and im gonna figure out many ways to help bring us together and this is one of them
hope yall are having a good weekend!
#where i mention their username is a link to their twitter btw#got their pronouns from her bio so thats why you see me using she/they here#THE TWITTER LINKS WORK NOW!!!!!#ive mentioned them before but now i can link to her directly#the art they make can be interpreted as eiter romatic or platonic which i think is cool cause i love both platonic and romantic nordegrim#they also have some art of the other characters btw which are also adorable :]#ill add the ship tags so this post can be easily found again#nordegrim#stacey pilgrim x neil nordegraf#stacey pilgrim x young neil
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I'm thinking of making Shiny the jelous type. Her intended character in her cartoons was envious of the protagonists' girlfriend (being doted on and spoiled by the protagonist, I mean. Her character didn't love him. Just his money), so jelousy might be a trait that was literally made in Shiny.
If so, I doubt she'd even realize it. Not until she's actually in love with someone, but they aren't with her, does it really start to show how jealous she can get of potential suitors. She'd probably need a third party to notice her behavior and point it out for her to see it.
#im boutta pass out from my forst 8 hour food industry shift#my girl Shiny is currently keeping me strong... And the want to watch Tenacious D before bed#(holy crap though i have a newfound respect for people who work in food)#(dont get me wrong! i always respected them. They deserve it. But now ive EXPERIENCED what you guys do)#(i knew it would be hard but d a m n)#ANYWAYS- mini vent over 😅#OC tid-bits#Shiny Weasel#my own OC's#WFRR#Who Framed Roger Rabbit#disney#this applies to any ship btw#i can see Wheezy watching Shiny while shes unusually ranting about this guy/chick her S/O is seeing#and he just smirks; knowing EXACTLY what this is- and he aint gonna let her live it down#also i know that jelousy and envy are two different things; but i think they can go hand in hand?#idk i need to sleep xD
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Hey ignoring the fact that ive been neglecting my inscryption poll blog (<- has no Inscryption brainrot rn and hasnt in literal months, might finish an old wip and see if that helps), if you guys point out enough pink x black ships to me I’ll make a poll /hj
#theres a pink/purple one ive seen and like. my brain was like ‘oh kaerrow would work so well for that’. however kaen and sparrow are ocs#however. theyre also pink/black and i could make them the poll mascots /hj#nah I’d probably make wholeass mascots for it#but yeah i cant think of any off the top of my head. so if yall got any pink x black ships lemme know#listen. i got no excuse for the inscrippy one. except for the fact that i dont really care abt it rn but yknow#scov.txt#btw i DID check to see if it exists but im not seeing anything so i think the poll doesnt exist#actually no now that im thinkin i got at least 2#those sanrio bitches (i know nothing abt sanrio) and the pink strawberry dress x the black cherry dress. yes it counts wdym they arent-#- characters? /j#probs also draculaura and SOMEONE however she is THE pink and black bitch so yaknow#but yeah like. if i see a few different examples from my small lil following here then i’ll make an actual poll#we’ll see if i stay motivated tho lmao
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I've been thinking about Heathlock a lot, lately, but I have no way of putting those thoughts into words, at the moment.
#they are always on my mind#I think part of me just feels people don't really care ... even though I know that isn't the truth#maybe after work ... when I'm warmer ... I can find the words to make a post#mostly I've been thinking about their relationship and how dynamic it is#OH‚ AND I HAD THE SWEETEST THOUGHTS WHILE TRYING TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT#hecking. Sherry insisting she doesn't love/have interest in romance or marriage#and Heathcliff objecting to the first point because ... Sherry *does* love#she loves very deeply#it just isn't inherently romantic love to her#what she feels for Heathcliff is best described as romantic‚ but to her it's a very deep and committed partnership#to her‚ their relationship cannot be defined as simply as boyfriend and girlfriend#it's much‚ much more than that#which is why it's so darn hard to put into words!! /lh#but ... it's comfy in a way#oh--and also I had the idea of Watson asking Sherry to be ''Best Woman'' at his wedding#and him attempting to convince her to be there despite it being unconventional#^ I sketched out a whole scene in my mind of them bickering last night btw ... they are the best of friends to me#which reminds me ... I may put a certain ship on my blacklist soon#nothing anyone here posts about--I just don't enjoy it‚ myself#but‚ for now‚ I must leave for work ... so I offer you these crumbs in the tags#Heathlock ... I love them dearly#otp: the adventure of wuthering heights ⛈️🔍#scattered pages
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I'm so sane. Only sane people think about "Life is Strange but isekai'd into Paper Mario TTYD". I'm so sane I swear.
#bulletbilltime rambling#life is strange#paper mario ttyd#another one in the 'absolutely stupid ideas' pile that I am taking way too seriously#somehow not the weirdest nintendo property I've tried to put LiS in.#but yeah there's like... something darkly fascinating there#both properties feature a great calamity involving a storm#and imagining regular old max with no fighting abilities whatsoever using her powers to overcome stuff mario can just jump on#is deeply fascinating to me#it turns a lot of these conflicts into more cerebral ones#not even 'talk it out' but like... 'outsmart your opponent so they can be defeated without needing to attack'.#and imagining max coming into her own as she learns to outwit dragons and pirate ghosts and the like#I even imagined the intro sequence but it's rachel sweet-talking the shopkeep into letting her try to open the box#so she can then run off and pawn it off to get coins so she and chloe can leave rogueport#however since the shopkeep is a plant the x-nauts are immediately alerted and they catch up to her before she can find a pawn shop#so the peach segments are now peach and rachel trying to figure out how to get info down to the others.#chloe works as a mechanic on the excess express btw. it was the closest I could think to a car mechanic type job for her to have#max and chloe would find each other as max is heading to glitz pit#and then chloe immediately gets max to join her as a tag team duo to get the championship#taking advantage of her abilities to lay the smackdown on their enemies#ALSO MAX AND CHLOE ON FLAVIO'S SHIP??? HELLO THIS IS TOO PERFECT#chloe gets way too into it and seeks out a pirate outfit and goads max into getting one too#meanwhile goombella and the others are just sitting there looking at them like 'when are they gonna kiss'#(mario is conspicuously absent because peach never sent him the map)#(in this AU peach is chased down by the x-nauts before she can try to send it and ends up giving it to max as a desperate gambit)#(since them trying to take it from her means they probably want it for evil and from a quick interaction she can tell Max is a kind soul)#oh yeah also shadow queen causing a storm like the one in arcadia bay is a given#that's just... duh#anyway this crossover is stupid and insane and I am EXTREMELY invested in plotting out a story with it now#will I write it? fuck if I know. nanowrimo's right around the corner tho......
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I want to write a Super Daryl Deluxe fic (mostly because there are none and I want to change that) but it’s been a while since I’ve played the game and there are very few let’s plays and uploaded content (official or fan-made) in general for this game (which is a real shame, this game deserves more love), so I’m worried that this would end up being a huge undertaking because I’d probably have to either replay the game just for the fic or try to find all the info I’m looking for in several hours of gameplay.
But I thought it would be funny if there was a fic centered around Best Background Character Abby and her mundane life as all sorts of crazy shit just happens around her. Like she says hello to Daryl at some point and Daryl just stares blankly for ten seconds before summoning a dolphin out of nowhere and riding it out of the hallway, and then Abby just moves on with her day. Maybe she’s a Badass Normal and does some investigating of her own and we just don’t see it in the game itself. And maybe she had a relationship with Monica or something idk, kinda want Monica to be important to the fic too and fuck it I ship it idgaf it’s a friendly alternative chick (no idea if she’s supposed to be goth, punk, or emo and that’s a can of worms I don’t want to open) and a nerdy dnd playing cosplayer (who is supposed to be an honors student for literature but is heavily implied to only know well known works of literature through film adaptations) I mean come on
(EDIT: On second thought, it may not a good idea to have Abby and Monica have a history in a somewhat canon compliant SDD fic considering that she didn’t seem to notice Monica was missing and was mostly concerned about students going missing in general. In other words she would probably come off as an uncaring asshole for not really doing anything about it which is definitely not my intention. Any shipping there might be better off in an AU or something. Or maybe I’m thinking too hard about this idk)
#super daryl deluxe#also abby acts friendly to daryl and likes his headband so i mean#yeah she probably would hang out with the weeb the homestuck and the rest of the dnd crowd#and probably also the paranormal investigator crowd#but yeah hooray for more rare pairs where at least one of them dies as if i haven't suffered enough from these ships#spoilers for super daryl deluxe btw but i mean it's been around for like five years now#they don't even interact i just like both characters and sometimes that's all shipping comes down to lol#and in case you're wondering the working title of my fic idea is ''super abby advance''
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ciaoo!! how about max's girlfriend being the biggest lestappen shipper and makes fun of him and he just plays along with her with all that norris inchindents recently they just purely gossip on their day off. probably like a domestic fluff. cooking and whatnot.
thank you. love your work btw, incredible stuff!!
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y/n leaned over the counter, watching as Max stirs the pasta sauce on the stove, the delicious aroma filling the kitchen. He’s trying to keep his focus on the bubbling sauce, but her relentless teasing has him breaking into a grin every few seconds.
“So… when’s the wedding?” she asked with an exaggeratedly serious tone.
Max side-eyed her, a smirk tugging at his lips. “Who’s getting married?”
“Oh, don’t play clueless” she said, folding her arms as she leaned a bit closer. “You and Charles. Obviously. The F1 power couple the world has been waiting for. Come on, Maxie, we all see the way you two look at each other.”
Max snorts, shaking his head. “You’re insane, you know that?”
y/n gasped with mock outrage. “How dare you dismiss my beautiful ship! I’m practically the captain at this point.”
Max laughs, finally giving up on stirring the sauce to turn and face her, wiping his hands on a dish towel. “Yeah? Well, if I’m marrying Charles, does that mean you’re left alone to dream about me from afar?”
She rolled her eyes, reaching out to poke his chest. “Don’t flatter yourself, Verstappen.”
Max caught her hand, tugging her a bit closer until there’s barely any space between them. “Then stop with the Charles jokes. He’d hate you for it, anyway.”
“Oh, he would not,” she insisted, brushing off his comment. “Charles has a sense of humor. You two are just too shy to admit your feelings. Besides, I’m sure he’s off gossiping about us right now. Maybe with Lando. You know how much Lando loves a good rumor.”
Max raises an eyebrow, stifling a chuckle. “You think Charles and Lando gossip about us?”
“Oh, please,” she said, waving her hand. “I bet they’re talking about all the hot drama from the paddock. Anyways, apparently Lando’s ego has gone from medium to extra-large lately?”
Max sighs, rolling his eyes. “Don’t even get me started on Lando’s ego. Sometimes I think he just loves hearing himself talk. I mean, did you hear him the other day? Talking about how he was ‘definitely the best driver’ and that I got lucky in Brazil for going from 17th place to first?”
y/n let out a giggle, covering her mouth. “I know! I’m like, buddy, calm down. He’s sweet, but there’s a lot of ‘me, me, me’ going on lately.”
Max shakes his head, exasperation all over his face. “I swear, he’s like a puppy. One compliment, and he’s bouncing off the walls. And don’t even get me started on him dating Magui, the influencer who used to be with Joao Felix. The same Magui who cheated on him, like, a million times. Lando swears it’s not serious but come on.”
“Oh, he lives for it,” she said, rolling her eyes. “He’s totally wrapped up in her whole ‘cool, edgy, unattainable’ vibe, but she’s just trying to be relevant. You know she’s doing everything she can to become a WAG.”
Max snickers, pressing a kiss to her forehead. “And I thought we were bad at keeping things private.”
“Please, we’re saints in comparison,” she said, wrapping her arms around his neck and pulling him in closer. “And speaking of secrets…” she leaned in, voice lowering, “do you know how Alexandra and Charles met?”
Max raises an eyebrow, intrigued. “No, how did he meet her?”
“She was friends with his ex and her sister” y/n said with a sly grin. “Can you believe it?”
Max chuckles, shaking his head. “Guess Charles has a type—and a way of meeting them through friends. Wasn't Charlotte also friends with the girlfriend before her?”
y/n laughed, nodding. “Right? And I swear, Alexandra and Charlotte look exactly the same. It’s like he’s got a specific blueprint for girlfriends or something.”
Max’s arms slid around her waist as he pulled her even closer. “Seems like Charles might have some explaining to do.”
y/n leaned her head against his shoulder, feeling his warmth against her. “it's fun knowing everyone’s secrets. Like how Pierre’s girlfriend, Kika, has that whole beef with Magui. She can’t stand her.”
Max raises an eyebrow, a grin forming. “Why am I not surprised? Didn’t Magui basically try to become a WAG overnight?”
“Exactly. Kika can’t stand it. Magui’s been copying her style, her posts, everything since the two stopped being friends. I swear, she’s just trying to outdo Kika at being the ultimate F1 girlfriend.”
Max shakes his head with a chuckle. “Kika’s a sweetheart; she deserves better than that drama.”
She laughed, tightening her arms around his neck as he hugged her close. “You know, we could give Lando a run for his money in the rumor department.”
Max laughed, kissing her once more. “You know what? I’m okay with that.” He leans down, murmuring in her ear, “As long as I’ve got you.”
She can’t help the smile that spreads across her face as she pulled him in for a proper kiss. This was their little slice of paradise—gossiping, cooking, and just being together with Max, in this lovely, imperfect chaos that’s all her own.
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Standing at the edge of the lowest platform at the base of the Jeager, were two of the mechanics that had been freshly reassigned to the newest arrival to the Shatterdome, The Divine Deliverance. A taller brunette with long hair wolf-whistled as her eyes trailed higher and higher up the metal monstrosity, taking in her size and design.
"Damn, she's wirey looking one. What do you think she runs on? Nuclear? Has to, right? I mean, she's got a Japanese sponsor, that's what they typically use."
"Worse. Experimental Cold Fusion." A short and quite round blond woman with a neck length bob next to her said, leaning most of her upper body weight on a 62 in, 72 pound pipe wrench.
"Shit." The brunette drawled out, " That means there's gonna be a half-dozen asshats swarmin' the base soon that are about to think they can tell us how to do our job."
"And about 30 safety meetings going over how this damn thing works." the blond woman said as she shifted her stance.
"And we don't even work on the core, that's Terry's crew!" The taller woman said as it jumped to her turn.
"My biggest problem with her is why the hell they gave her such massive hips?" The one wielding the pipe wrench piped up.
"And you of all people got a problem with that?" the brunette teased as she looked down at her friend with a knowing smirk.
"On a robot, yes!" the blond woman retaliated, "That means that there's going to be extra strain on the center-balance servos! Not only are they a bitch to replace, when one breaks, it sends shit all over the lube lines! Which means it's a twenty hour wait while the thing drains, and then I have to shimmy my fat ass through those damn tubes and collect bits and pieces of titanium shards bigger than my fist and heavier than my head! You know damn well that shit ain't fun!" She balanced the pipe wrench against her thigh and arched her back into an intense stretch, "Damn, now my back's cramping up just thinking about it."
Off in the distance behind them, they could sense a distinct change in the atmosphere behind them. The metal workers around them slowed down and became quieter in the process while the ammo loaders and other mech-preppers began to either clap and cheer, or disperse into hushed conversations. Well, hushed enough for the loud and busy environment they were in.
"And they're coming in right behind us, aren't they." the brunette said
"Yep." answered the other one.
The two of them turned around at the same time to get a good look at the pilots entering the main loading deck. Their eyes got bigger and bigger as they got a better view while the newcomers got closer.
"Damn! Like Jeager, like owner." The taller woman harshly growled out as her friend nodded her head in stunned silence. They watched as the pair of attractive and athletically built women strutted closer and closer to their Jeager.
"Ya know, maybe we should get going. Probably shouldn't give the impression that there's lazy people working on something so precious to a Jeager pilot." the blond woman said nervously as she tried to shoulder her wrench and scuttle away.
Her friend's smile grew into a malicious grin as it dawned on her as to why she wanted to leave quickly. Grabbing the back of her overalls, she dragged her closer to the newest arrivals to the Shatterdome.
"Better idea. Let's introduce ourselves." the brunette said playfully. Her shorter friend tried to fight back and voice how this was a terrible idea, but as they got closer the taller woman managed to wrap her forearm around her friend's face and effectively muffle her protests.
"So, I take it from all the commotion that you two are the Divine Deliverance Pilots?" The brunette answered for both of them.
The twins turned to her with surprise on their faces, but took the interruption in stride, gladly taking the opportunity to engage in conversation.
"Yep! I'm Devar and this is Deil. I've been wanting the chance to talk to somebody that's working on DiDe here." The woman with the short hair and the shaved left side spoke. She carried a chipper kind of energy that seemed almost infectious. Her twinwith the twin-tails and the right half shaved came up and propped up an elbow on her sister's shoulder before she joined in the conversation.
"Uhhh, what's up with your friend there?" The one supposedly named Deil questioned, having a much deeper tone and a more relaxed vibe to her presence.
"Nice to meet you both. I'm Audrey and this is Riley, we call her Rivets around here. Don't worry about this, it's just a preventative measure to keep her from embarrassing herself around pretty women." The brunette answered casually.
The blond one trapped in her arm slowly turned her head to look at her captor with murder in her eyes. Deil turned her head to the side and tried to hide a snort of laughter while Devar bit her lips in amusement before continuing.
"That's... good to know. Would either one of you happen to know anyone that would be familiar with the legs of a model similar to our DiDe here?" Devar asked.
"Ahh! That would actually be Rivets here. Go on girl, show them where that lack of a dating scene has gotten you." Audrey joked as she unraveled her arm from around Riley's head. She took the chance to smack Audrey in the kneecap with the wrench before beginning her interrogative inspection.
"What seems to be the problem?" She started. She had to wait for Deil to pull herself together before she could get an answer.
"Yeah, so, Devar thinks I'm crazy for this, but I swear I can feel a vague vibrating coming from DiDe's right knee. I think it's especially noticeable when we're just doing half-strides."
"Disappears during full strides?" Riley asked.
"Couldn't tell ya. If we're doing full strides, then at that point we're about to start a fight." Deil responded. They all waited as Riley stared off into the distance in the direction of the knee in question. After a minute, it seemed that Riley came back to her senses as she blinked really fast and hard.
"The rubber gaskets around the pneumatic solenoids are stretching out. Nothing immediately life threatening, but if you think it's going to be a distraction later on, then we can try to get them replaced. It's going to depend on if we can get Gypsy Danger finished up and recalibrated before the next emergence." Riley finished as she donned her more official sounding voice that she used whenever she got roped into these sorts of conversations.
"And you just... have something like that here?" Devar questioned, wondering how they managed to store something that was supposedly the size of a Greyhound bus.
"Custom-made thirty miles outside of Denver. They've got an on demand storehouse where they keep a few different models on demand for emergency airlift. You're lucky she's outfitted with a standard '52B Hutcherson Solo otherwise we'd have to start kissing Italy's ass for anything in a different shape and you don't want to be here when I-" suddenly Audrey's arm wrapped itself back around Riley's mouth again once it was becoming clear that she wasn't about to stop talking anytime soon.
"See? Safety Measures." Audrey recalled. The twins nodded in unison once it became clear what she probably has to go through on a daily basis.
"Well I certainly feel better about leaving our baby girl in capable hands. I know you're supposed to report to our sponsor whenever you're asking to make repairs, but if it wouldn't trouble you too much, could you also send a head's up our way as well? " Devar politely pleaded with the two of them.
"Yeah, we're the crazy type of pilots that like to act like overbearing mothers to our giant metal ride-or-die." Deil finished the sentiment.
"Sound's great! You know, we can skip the hunting-you-down part of that request if you handed over your number to Rivet here. She's one of, like, five head mechanics that oversee your Jeager anyway, so it would be a good way to keep up with the changes before your boss even knows anyway." Audrey slyly added on while trying to fight a very angry Riley tucked into her arm.
"Hell yeah! Sounds amazing!" Deil said as she whipped out her phone. Audrey punched in her friend's number and waited for the receiving phone to ding. Once it did, she handed the phone back and started to drag her friend away.
"Thanks for settling that! We'll be sure we'll get around to that gasket problem soon!" Audrey yelled as both pairs parted ways. She waited for them to get an acceptable distance away before she released her grip on her friend.
"I believe a 'Thank you' is in order." Audrey said smugly.
"Yes it is." Riley replied in an irritated tone, " It will come in the form of your headstone matching your casket."
"Aww, come on. You can't be that mad, can you? I did you a lot of favors back there!" Audrey exclaimed, not bothering to hide her excitement.
"You should have known better! You know I am a consummate professional and I have rightfully gained that title by not entertaining distractions." Riley said as she shouldered her massive pipe wrench.
"I guess we're about to see how well that keeps up." Audrey replied back as she rolled her eyes. She watched as Riley walked away and ever closer to the dangerously unprotected ledge that led off to the pit the Jeager stood in.
"Always gotta have the last word." Riley mumbled to herself as she stepped off the platform and shockingly dropped from view.
If anyone wasn't the wiser, they would have thought that she had dropped to her death from her previous embarrassment. Unfortunately, monsters wait for no one's drama and neither do robot repairs. Landing on the metal grate of a wide bucket lift, she played around with the controls until they made her slowly rise from the pit she purposely fell into. Ascending up from the depths, she caught her friend's gaze as they both went off to start their day's work
"No time for slacking on the job, Audrey! We've got shit to fix!"
Noo...I'm not dead..I just can't finish sh*t right now, instead I start new shit each day, to add to my pile of shame.. :|
it just keeps happening, I don't know why..I know exactly why, but whatever
Soo, I came up with this idea, of two new OCs for the Kaijuverse...but it turned out kinda..complex..
What I thought of was the Hoshina-family tree (with the 1st and 4th son thing, you know what I mean). I tried to come up with an idea for the "middle" siblings....and I made them twins....aaand kinda smashed the Pacific Rim AU onto it just because.. 🫡 Yeah, I'd thought of a reason why they haven't appeared yet, and this is what I came up with:
Besides the issue with low combat power and mediocre performance with the sword, the two sisters where not quite what you'd call "presentable" for a formal reknowned kaiju slaying family clan. Even in modern times some might believe in twins to be a bad omen for a family and the lack in sword skill was seen proof of that by some.*
So when in highschool both where sent to leave for an exchange year to the U.S. Away from home and disapproving looks they finally thrived. (In this version of the AU, I kinda imagine the Pacific Rim methodics to be the American way to handle with Kaiju attacks, where they can upkeep a stable society and stuff just like Japan).
While failing to fight Kaiju in a combat suit, they are now outstanding together as jaeger pilots, preferebly using no additional weapons, but the adapted Hoshina hands-on fighting style, which they mastered and altered to their needs, 'till it could be perfectly transmitted to a jaeger. Despite their success abroad, the Hoshina clan is not eager to spread more news about them than necessary. While Soshiro couldn't grasp the events around his sisters much, due to his young age, Soichiro was especially hurt seeing his little sisters leave. It might caused him to try not to be as attached to his last remaining sibling. But when he saw how his bragging got Soshiro on his toes and skyrocket his training, he thought he'd found a way to prevent his brother from his families displeasement. Even if it meant giving up on a close bond with his brother in exchange.
Now, grown-up, the twins don't have contact with the Hoshina clan, or their father, but occasionally chat with their brothers just to catch up.
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*I am so very anxious when talking about another cultures law. I am "educated" by limfamy's youtube videos, and saw this one, where he explained that Japanese families frowned upon twin and/or tripplet births before the 2nd half of the Edo Period. Of course this has changed in modern times, and my accusement there might me people still believing in old ways, is a sheer assumption for the sake of my plot.
So VERY sorry, if I get this wrong, please don't hate me, and I'd love to be corrected if there's need to!
(This is also why they are nameless btw, I don't dare trying the find fitting names that work in japanese with the 1st,2nd,3rd and smth... if anybody knows more about this stuff and has suggestions you're more than welcome to share, i'd love to hear them!!)
#I didn't know how to say “ Respectfully I want them to crunch my head with their thighs ” without sounding like a creep.#so I made it worse and wrote a short story about them.#Happy New Year?#Btw Deil means devil in Irish and Devar means Pilgrim in Scottish.#I know they should have Japanese names but if they have been shipped off to America and now live here...#then unfortunately they would have ended up going through typical American ignorance and eventually change their name-#-to something more pronounceable to us. Because we're inconsiderate assholes and we butcher other languages for spare vowels.#I don't know why I picked them specifically#I knew Deil meant Devil for a while and I think it would be a baller Nonbinary name.#maybe pilgrim could be symbolic in that she was the first one to... be “okay?” with the fact of working in another country?#idk man#I've got other shit I'm supposed to be working on#why am I here#hope you enjoy this anyway
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