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forever-more-never-again · 7 months ago

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Out of context quotes between my coworker and I (we're both female)

Coworker: Oh, please, be my guest

Me: My name's not Belle

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Coworker: Your handwriting is like an old Mans

Me: Call me Grandpa

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Coworker: We're like an old married couple

Me: I'm divorcing you

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Me: You should've read my mind

Coworker: If only I had a timemachine

Me: I'd use it to kick you

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Me: I'm sweaty

Coworker: Sweating like a horndog in church

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Me: It be broke

Coworker: we're broke

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Coworker: You need to start eating more veggies

Me: You sound like my dad now

Coworker: Am I your daddy?

Me: I'll smack you with a wet tortilla

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Coworker: Beans!

Me: Beans?

Coworker: Beans!

Me: Beans!

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Me: Abbs means no armpits, boobs or Butts

Coworker: What if I show some tasteful sideboob?

Me: There's nothing tasteful about you

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Me: Chocolate is gonna become only for the rich

Coworker: Eat the rich

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Me: dada dada dada dada Elmo's world

Coworker: I'm gonna sue

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kensatou · 4 months ago

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"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago

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Cassidy loves to scare the FNAF night guards..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #golden freddy #cassidy fnaf #evan afton #cc fnaf #fredbear #fnaf 1 #fnaf fanart #ITS BEEN a hot second since I’ve last drawn Cassidy #so I wanted di change that with todays comic 💛#you think Cassidy finds it really funny to scare the night guards #like I kinda get the impression all the ghost kids enjoy scaring the adults #in the context of this comic I think especially likes to scare Michael #in behalf for cc seeing Michael use to scare him all the time #now the roles are reverse they can get back at him #cc won’t outright say he finds it funny but can’t help but laugh about it too #Cassidy and cd are best friends your honour #my game theory is they are besties no matter what 💛💜#ALSO two of my favourite bits I got to draw here fredbear reactions and Michael sprite pff

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knightofleo · 3 months ago

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#hehe #we can hehe a bit today too #patti lupone #aubrey plaza #medoner #hot ones #no hesitation

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odo-apologist · 7 days ago

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#Fun fact I've never had gazpacho! Was going to maje some for today #But didn't have a chance to go shopping (was on campus all day) and since I'm close to Thanksgiving break don't have the ingredients here :#(Also didn't know before RD that it wasn't a hot soup. The only reason I never would've pulled a Rimmer #is that I'd be too nervous to call the waiter back.#More prone to fall into a reverse Gazpacho Event: Getting served tomato soup cold and not having the courage to get it sent back)#Anyways! I'm sure we'll make a good and totally normal bowl of Gazpacho :)))#Red Dwarf #Original Post

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temeyes · 7 months ago

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quick simon (cuz i didn't wanna draw the stuff i actually have to draw,,)

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somegrumpynerd · 13 days ago

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How did he know…

#UTDR #UTMV #My Art #There I get one quick silly doodle before bed for being good today #Slightly related to how it is where I live rn lol #I am Too Warm all the time so the fact I think it’s cold is notable #They have plenty of blankets and hot water bottles and heaters #They just always end up in a big pile regardless lol #It’s why Nightmare’s not concerned he’s been through this song and dance with them before #Doesn’t matter what heating devices he provides. you cannot beat The Pile #Anyway goodniiiiight o/

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icarusredwings · 1 month ago

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Based on real life events.

Thinking about how serious play time is in the Wilson- Howlett household

Wade, laying on the floor: Alright, Doc whats your diagnosis? Please dont be cancer please dont be cancer please dont be cancer

Dr gabby with toy tools: Hm.... Yup. You have cancer.

Wade: GAAASSSPPP No!! This can't be! I had so many dreams!! I- *drimatically starts fake crying.* I have to call my husband!

Dr gabby: You better make it quick, its spreading.

Wade: *gets out his phone and actually calls Logan, fake tears in his eyes and everything.* Logan!

Logan, who now walks out to the livingroom, holding the phone: Why are you calling me inside the ho-

Wade: LOGAN!!! I-.... i have cancer..

Logan: .... yeah??

Wade: *sobs drimatically* Im so young!! What are we gonna do!! I need a hug!

Logan: *steps back with his hands up* nu-uh if I mess up my nails Laura is going to kill me.

Dr gabby: Well I can do surgery. And save you.

Wade: GAAASSPP I wont have cancer anymore? Oh please Dr. Gabby!

Dr. Gabby: lay down.

Wade: *lays down very still*

Dr gabby: *litsens to his stomach*

Wade, giggling: What are you doing Doc?

Dr. Gabby: Im checking on the baby.

Wade: Baby!?

Dr. Gabby: Yes.

Logan, looking betrayed: Why didn't you tell me!?

Wade, blushing: Im sorry honey I didn't know untill dr. Gabby took away all of my cancer!!

Gabby: actually you still have cancer everywhere.

Wade: Fuck-

Logan because he's more drimatic then people think: YoU SAID YOU WAS ON THE PILL!

Wade, giggling: IM SORRY!! I HAVE ADHD!! YOU KNOW I FORGET TO TAKE MY PILLS!

Logan: Well You and I both know that Dr gabby took away my balls last week SO IT CANT BE MINE!

Dr gabby: *giggles*

Wade, genuienly shocked he would go this far: IM SO SORRY!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! DON'T LEAVE ME! 😳😭

Logan: Who's is it!? Hm!??

Al, with popcorn: I bet it was that Spider kid he hangs out with.

Logan: GAAASSSPP!! YOU SAID HE WAS JUST A FRIEND

Wade: 👁👄👁💧 wait wut

Laura:.. what the fuck is going on

Gabby: Papa cheated on daddy

Wade: I-I DID NOT!!! 🤨

Logan: I CANT BELIEVE THIS!! 😰 I thought you loved me!! *fake sobs*

Wade: NO WAIT! I DO!! COME BACK!!

Gabby:.... are they still playing pretend...?

Laura:.. I dont know anymore..

#Wade: Im uncomfortable with the environment we've created in the studio today #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #deadpool #deadpool 3 #wolverine #laura kinney #gabby kinney #playing pretend #blind al #Wade experianced the 5 stages of grief today #he went from haha this is so fun to aw its so hot when he plays with us to WAIT HOLY SHIT WHAT #Logans filing for pretend divorce as they speak and Wade genuienly is about to cry #they had to stop playing because Wade got too upset #but he did have a 'baby' and now is pretending he birthed his babydoll evelyn like that bluey episode #al is having more fun then she lets on

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sen-ya · 5 months ago

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First off, I love ur art so much. Ur style is so amazing and the stories u come up with are so fun (or sad) and I think they're incredible.

Second, Law and Luffy at the pool headcanon bc it's over 100 degrees where I am rn. Luffy cannonballs in before they even set up their chairs and Law just stares at him. He refuses to get in, so Luffy has to surprise him and push him in. He's mad, but then Luffy laughs and all is forgiven because he is the sucker for Luffy's laugh/smile.

Ahhh hello!! Tysm for the kind words! 😭❤️ funny story it is ALSO 100 degrees where I am and I have spent today recovering from dehydration and heat exhaustion 🫠🫠

#I had heat stroke like 2 yrs ago and since then am such a weenie in the heat #and yesterday I went to the zoo w my friends and it was Too Hot and I ended up ignoring feeling bad for too long #and ended up right on the edge between heat exhaustion and heat stroke #but my wife is awesome and saved me and I didn’t even puke 😎#I did have to leave my long weekend trip w my friends early tho #which really sux #ANYWAY HI HELLO SATURN!!#we’ve been mutuals as long as I can remember having this account #so I have that weird thing where I’m like yea ofc I have talked to them before!!#but perhaps I have not I am sorry #just know I have always loved ur url #okay okay tags sorry u just came in with something v close to home today 😂😂#my art #one piece #lawlu #lulaw #law x luffy #luffy x law #trafalgar law #one piece law #trafalgardwaterlaw #monkey d luffy

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eggsdrawings · 9 months ago

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happy fem dabihawks friday

#bnha #mha #dabihawks #but they are in a wlw relationship bc today is yuri day #touya todoroki #keigo takami #thank u to the gaussian blur tool I was not about to draw a background #in my head dabi is doing a recon mission and hawks has her own thing goin on but is pestering her hot gf on the phone ok thanks #kinda modeled her off of my own body BAHAHAHA ummm #I was wary about makin her seem too like. idk. one piece body shaped #eggsdrawings

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expelliarmus · 10 months ago

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#mine #doctor who #dwedit #david tennant #catherine tate #just needed my own gifset of this :')#i really like colouring this scene too!!! it always comes out so nice!#also still can't believe we got a hand kiss and forehead kiss in one episode!!! AMAZING #today i was very busy!!!#my important errands of the day was going out to get myself hot chocolate #and buying ice cream sandwiches #oh and then household chores i guess #but yeah :')))#hope you all had a good day!

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tls123 · 4 months ago

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thirty-one days of jiujiu(ly) — 2024 edition // day twenty-nine + with bonus lan wangji ! + find the 2022 edition here

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dovewingkinnie · 10 months ago

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i have dark history with this man that goes back years

#watched the lorax today #mourned the loss of what we could've had #biggering #cries #And the onceler could've been hot that too #what the fuck were htey thinking!!!#why is he a little pathetic thing!!!!#and i usually like pathetic men!!!!!#ugh!#i hate missed potential!!!!#guys #lets make our own fanon of the onceler #and make him handsome #AND BIGGERING #I WILL NEVER FORGET YOU #!!!!!#I WANT TO ANIMATE YOU!!!!!!

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icewindandboringhorror · 4 months ago

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I made a few new wax seal stamps out of clay (like the ones I did for my worldbuilding stuff forever ago), this time just of random symbols that I thought might look good done in the style of painting over the raised part of the wax or etc. :0c Some of them aren't carved deep enough to really show up that well, but overall they worked okay for being clay lol

#wax seal #crafts #wax stamp #stationery #Window one is kind of stinky.. I was imagining like a swirly night sky sort of looking thing so it would be a surreal contrast of a night #sky with a window in the middle that shows a daytime sky - but the silver and purple wax kind of mixed too much together #with the black and it just looks very plain black and not all that starry or anything hjbhj.. Of course the eye is probably my favorite #since all I ever do is draw eyes and still like eye imagery for some reason. The four leaf clover is very lumpy and skrunkty but also it wa #the smallest in size out of all of them so was easier to do multiple stamps of just to try it out.#The heart with eyes wax is actually more swirly in person. I wanted it to be a mix of light pink and red and white. and the wax #did kind of all blend together but in person you can definitely see MORE of the intentional swirlyness. in this it just looks plain pink.#I was going to do one eye in the heart but it looked weird. but now two seems too plain. i could have done 3?? in a pattern.. hmm #alas. I wish I could make actual metal ones. With the clay i have to paint them in a thin layer of olive oil before stamping because #otherwise the wax just kind of gets stuck in the grooves of the clay and then you can't pull it up. Very wacky ''unprofessional'' looking #set up where I'm hot gluing circles of sculpey clay to short stumps of a wooden dowel that I sawed apart with a serrated bread knife #and then using an old paintbrush to put olive oil on them whilst holding a spoon over a yankee candle flame hjbjh #ANYWAY.. I think if I were middle class/rich/etc. this would be one of the main things in my crafting room is like.. SO many colors #of wax. and all different custom made stamps designed by me. which could be much more elaborate in actual metal.. muahaha.... >:)c #RHGghhh... I actually don't want to talk much about it since (this is probably just my Obsessed With My Own World Artist Delusions) I #think I have a really cool idea for a game that could genuinely be successful if i ever get to make it and I don't want to give #everything away and spoil the whole plot/concept in hopes that one day I can actually do it - BUT - a game that I'd like to make after the #visual novel I'm making now has partially to do with the main character working as a sort of writer/scribe/artist assistant in an elven #city (set in my world/with my worldbuilding species and versions of elves and etc) and I was thinking of maybe incorporating #somehow being able to collect little writing type items like these like.. you can get different wax seal patterns or pens or etc. when I do #stuff like this in Real Life it always makes me think of that like.. ouh... this is good research.. what it shall be like to be a littol #elf collecting wax seals and such.. indeed... GRR i need to be finished with my current game NOWWW... i MUST work on other #thingss... aughh... ANYWAY.. yay. accomplishment to do One Single Thing other than Sit In The Summer Heat And Rot #though also hilarious as this was the first cool-ish day that was below 80F in a while hgvh #waking up like 'wow.. i actually feel okay today?? like I could do things?? how mysterious.. I wonder why..?? :0'' Its The Weather You Fool #Tis Always The Weather

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temeyes · 9 months ago

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sobbing I LOVE YOUR STYLE One moment it's all serious then we just have it to sweet litol big-eyed babies 😭

I shall ask if i can feast on your art 🥺

oh yes you may feast- doODLEBOB GHOST PUT THE PEWPEW DOWN!!!

#sorry. he's a little jumpy today (he's lacking sleep)#thank you bestie for loving my art!! hehe <3 <3 #also im gonna nap again. i'm still very sleepy (it's 12PM on a Sunday and it's TOO HOT TO DRAW)#answered asks #sweetsweetsaturn #call of duty #2024 #ghost cod #soap cod #soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #simon riley #simon ghost riley

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girl-drink-drunk · 5 months ago

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dan is so incredibly hot in bride of reanimator. longer hair that looks super soft, buff but it's always hidden except for his like two shirtless scenes, always either in sweaters or in that shirt that men wear on the cover of romance novels, he's covered in blood half the time. not to mention he'll fall in love with you at the drop of a hat. perfect man. ten out of ten

#i was thinking about him today. not a lot of love given to dan #when he's super hot too. man doesn't know what he wants and he's drop dead gorgeous. incredible #bride of reanimator #re animator #dan cain #bruce abbott #reanimator

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