#it was the gay vampires

[daily-spooky]

[willgrahamscock]

doomed pussy got me following the path of my undoing

[sepezzz]

Night shift worker and her weird goth vampire Roommate

[niccoguedes]

[awkward silence]

[gmfu-com]

Thinking about her again (comfort oc)

[mossycakes]

think about louis telling daniel about having sex with lestat for the first time in s1 ep1 and ending it with "at the time i did not consider myself a homosexual". that is the funniest fucking mental image because it essentially went like this;

louis: yeah so after i sucked his thumb i couldnt hold myself back from him anymore and we had gay sex. now daniel lemme tell you this was no ordinary gay sex, this was HEROIN gay sex. i had his dick in my ass like god damn it feels like im floating. it turned out we actually were, we had sex so good we were actually levitating in the middle of the room. it wasnt gay tho

daniel:

[scurvyboy]

happy halloween to them only

[ayo-edebiri]

You couldn't handle this. Mm, you'd be surprised.

Agatha All Along (2024) The 100 (2014 - 2020) House Of The Dragon (2022 - ) Killing Eve (2018 - 2022) Jennifer's Body (2009) Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1997 - 2003) Black Sails (2014 - 2017) Lucifer (2016 - 2021) Once Upon a Time (2011 - 2018)

[elainiisms]

god i love it when gay people are in evil toxic codependent love with each other

[gaypeople]

The issue that these vampires deal with all the time and consistently throughout the books is the fact that you never die. You never know, really, what is the meaning of anything. And religion, throughout the ages, 'cause these are old creatures, is the main catechism that kind of keeps running at them.

[asherquazar]

Don't ask me where I got this screenshot, but there is a girlie out there with a $20,000 life-sized Astarion sex doll.

I just have to ask…were the fanfics not enough??

[daily-spooky]

[jellyfishcharm]

it is absolutely fucking wild to me how louis in the very beginning of iwtv wasn’t phased by lestat at all. lestat can read his mind? he got tricks is all. lestat can talk to him without moving his lips? he’s french. lestat can LEVITATE? the dick is just that good!

his brother, mom, and sister all tried to warn him and he didn’t want to hear shit. he really said my man is my man i don’t wanna hear it.

and the fact that he stopped talking to lestat, not because he realized “oh this shit is crazy i’m out” no it’s because lestat is a man. YOU HAVE MORE PRESSING ISSUES. HE SUNK HIS TEETH INTO YOU, FLESH AND ALL.

i think people don’t realize how big a freak louis is like that man was throughly dickmatized by the time he was turned.

[extremefrogrefrigerator]

fucked up vampire who sucks COCKS instead of blood. ha ha. I Will Just Say Anything On This Website

[niccoguedes]

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