#it was the first thing that came to mind

[superhusbands4ever]

Tonight’s mood

[crystalchimera]

Originally posted August 19 on Twitter/X.

I was musing about Slayer's smug expression sometimes kinda gives off evil vibes, and was unsure if I wanted to lean more into smugness or the vague evil vibes. But apparently people thought Slayer in general gave off evil vibes anyways, so I guess it works out either way-

Here's the colored version of it. I kinda prefer the grey one but that's probably cause it seems slightly more menacing

[m0th-t33th]

Trick or Treat!

ypu can have some coco-beatles from the movie coraline. from memory. :D

[hersurvival]

Baby, powder your nose

With crushed up pills,

Here, take a sip of this

Then I'll get you home,

Get you out of those clothes,

Let's see where the night will take us

I've got some rope,

A blade, a kiss

You could be my latest victim

Did I say victim?

I meant my prize,

Wait, what I really meant was just..

Your milky flesh

And cherry lips

Would truly look divine

When I snap a photo

With my polaroid

As your knees and wrists are tied

Your blood so sweet,

Just close your eyes

It'll be quick, I promise, don't scream

You can't escape,

You're mine to keep,

You're just so perfectly soft, so weak

@nosebleedclub March 17th - Baby Powder (Baby, powder)

[hunter-sylvester]

Hi, you recommended me some music a while back. I finally got through it all (finding time to just listen to music was a bitch) but I loved most of it (by most I mean I only disliked one song. *Alestorm by Alestorm*) but I absolutely loved the rest. Especially Skraeckoedlan and Spaceslug, and was curious if you had any more possible recommendations? Anyway, I hope you have a good day. Thanks again for those recommendations, I really liked listening to them!

Hey ^-^

I'm really glad you liked most of it! I tried to drop a bit of variety so only one miss is honestly a better outcome than I expected. Big on Alestorm personally but I understand that pirate metal is not going to be for everyone lmaooo

And I can absolutely drop some more recs 🤘

Sidenote that I love that you listed Spaceslug as one of the bands you particularly enjoyed. The first type of metal I truly fell in love with was psychedelic doom (Spaceslug being one of the bands) and it really got me through the tail-end of my teens.

Music below the cut 🎵🎶

Honestly, if you haven't already, my first rec would be to check out Spaceslug's entire discography. While Time Travel Dilemma is my favorite album from them, everything they've put out is phenomenal imo.

(The above lowkey goes for most bands I listed before, except Candlemass. Candlemass has a bit of vocalist fuckery and I've not enjoyed their newer albums at all. While you might, I can't say I recommend them. )

I listed some full albums again below but I also took the liberty of just making a fucking playlist. I tried to get it to have a cohesive flow at first but that proved a bit impossible to achieve after a while ��� so it's just a clusterfuck of stuff. I threw in some songs by bands mentioned before, some I hadn't mentioned but that fit the profile and a few "wildcards"

Full Albums:

Uncle Acid & The Deadbeats: Psychedelic Rock/Doom Metal Seen these guys live. They just straight up fuck. They're so good.

Celtic Frost: Thrash/Death/Black Metal (early); Gothic/Doom Metal (later) Personally, I love the almost goth sound in Celtic Frosts' Monotheist as well as their album To Mega Therion

Katatonia: [Doom/Death Metal (early); Gothic/Alternative/Progressive Rock/Metal (later)] Softer, sad boy music, but still metal (fun fact: Movie!Hunter approves)

Purple Hill Witch: Doom Metal Just some good heavy doom.

Honorable non-metal mentions (shock horror ik, but they're good) All Them Witches - Lightning At The Door (desert rock) Witchcraft - Witchcraft (desert rock, early) Somali Yacht Club - The Sun (stoner rock)

[annoying--moth]

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What does F.B.I. stand for?

Fucking Bitches Incorporated

[luminoustico]

For 3-sentence fics:

Lizzie Bennett and Darcy

Au: earlier first meeting

Lizzy sighed as the trees trickled past, the horses going a-pace towards Netherfield. Opposite her, Lydia and Kitty were fighting to peek outside of the carriage to witness the great house hove into view; Mary had her nose steadfastedly planted into a book, only occasionally looking to their father; Jane preoccupied herself by smoothing her gloves against her lap, which to anyone, would seem a sign of self-assurance and not (as Lizzy knew it truly to be), a sign of self-comfort.

"Mama shall be most perturbed she was unable to attend," Lizzy murmured, sliding her piercing gaze towards her father, who was hidden behind a copy of that day's newspaper, "and I doubt her nerves shall tolerate it!"

"That, my dear," intoned Mr Bennet, failing immeasurably to hide his amusement, "is entirely the point."

Give me a pairing, an AU setting, and I’ll write you a three-sentence fic!

[triggerhappymilitant]

#

Cell Phone Headcanons.

For last texts, see this post.

[ghostiewriter]

jj’s hands plus his rings were made for choking 😩😩

rafe cameron saw this ask and took it as a challenge.

[wow-its-christophe]

Korfa :3

oh, so you like dogs? name one dog

this is the dog, you can name them :)

[hoenn-hakase]

Hmmm... What a mysterious structure to find abandoned in the middle of nowhere. I wonder what it once was?

NOPE! NOPE! ABORT MISSION! ABORT!

[mossy-paws]

And when you cant even SAY my NAME

*continue it*

you can say YOUR MOTHERS’!!!!!!

[esprei]

wimdy

(reference image below cut):

[definitely-not-a-plant]

isnt this just like gymnastics except like your holding something the approximate witdth and weight(?) of a weiner

!???

[auuwmk]

I put real effort into this

[nyamads]