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burstinn · 11 months ago

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THE EVERY GAY MANS DREAM READER

TALL, BUFF, BIG BOOBS AND ASS everything

Can't find no good pic for this so..

This post includes:Ghost, Graves, Price, Soap, Nikto, Riptide, Krueger, Konig, Alejandro, Rudy, Gaz, Horangi, Makarov, Velikan, Keegan, Roach. In that order

Yes I wrote all those, yes because I haven't written in a while

Notes:

- NSFW and SFW (Bottom male and top male reader mentioned)

-since y'all like the big buff n' tall male reader, made him bigger and taller basically mixed everything I wrote about male reader, tall, big buff, big cake, big boobs it's like a package in one this will probably be the last of this type of reader since running out ideas. It was hard making original headcanons 💔💔.

-Omg I haven't written in a while so like this might get idk boring?

- Yes again headcanons,you're favs

- strictly MALE READER not Gn rn

- readers age is ambiguous but if you can't think and want an age for reader my thinking is somewhere near late 30s or early 40s

- Some of the HCS have where y'all ain't in a relationship some HCS have y'all r in a relationship

- these headcanons definitely are mischaracterized but let me pretend for a bit 💔💔

- Tiktok got to me now I have brainrot language, so Trigger warning wooohh braiinroot

- can't believe this post was long enough to make my phone lag just a lil bit

- When he first saw you of course he was 😦😧😮

GHOST

- Like okay overkill, like you're taller, buffer and probably have a huger cock??? (Something he can investigate.. For purposes..)

Like you also got smoobs?? A plumpy ass??

Like save some for the rest Jesus 😒😒

- Nonstop staring secretly ofc, You be like in a room then you feel someone staring just to see Ghost somewhere in the corner of the room. You can't tell if he's staring or not but being that you are in an empty room.. Yknow it's kind of obv--

- BUT if you are not in an empty room you will not shake off the staring I mean holy shit look at you like 😨😨🍑✋

- You can literally hear him breathing heavily under his mask like how can he control himself when HE a person who is supposed to be looked up to literally and figuratively now has to look up at YOU?? do you know what does to a person??

-That's right it makes them freaky..

-Probably jerks off to you too

- I mean who doesn't want to get railed by a 7 ft tall man? Especially ESPECIALLY when you've been the supposed dominant person your whole life??

- OMG immediately Cumming to the thought

- I mean he won't mind topping you it also drives his own ego seeing a dominant man get absolutely wrecked, imagine the begging and whining

- plus he won't mind being the person who feels protected not always doing the protecting like 💔💔 he wants to feel protected too 😞

GRAVES

- Immediate gay awakening

- thinks making his western accent more prominent would make you think he sounds more hot

- Will dress up as a cowboy and will will ask (beg) you to do it as well

- because you know.. Hat thing.. Riding.. Graves grabs your hat puts it on his head or Graves grabs his hat puts it on your head, either way one of you is riding something and it ain't a horse

- because of the amazing quote on who ever came up w/ that is "save a horse ride a cowboy"

- Graves is obviously the type of guy to look at your ass and whistle maybe slap it, nah definitely slap it

PRICE

- He thinks of you like a bear

- like You're soo- big and cuddly? Definitely intimidating

- I mean you're near the same age bracket so it's not bad to have some.. Thoughts right?

- You're definitely hairy underneath or not but pls be he wants pubes to tickle his nose

- if you don't have a beard for reader then he would KILL to see have a beard like aughh perfect bear look, if you have a beard immediately cumming(/j) or (not /j)

- Like imagine you and price who are basically like bears like parent bears and and you the other 141 boys are like your children 🥺🥺

SOAP

- DEFINITELY became more gayer

- errrmmm.. Like his eyes are BASICALLY near like chest height

- bumping into you and his face touches your chest like omgg.. Such an accident 💔💔

- Obviously flirting about going to pound town

- like imagine You and Him? In a relationship? Having the most feral sex??? Like it's obv jokes (it's not)

- He would also do anything to see a big man whimper like a little bicth slut, who wouldn't want to see a demon of a man roll his eyes back and whine like a wheoeororoe❤, I mean if he tops I'd imagine him saying "cmon you're a big boy ain't cha'? You can handle a few more inches". While you are also getting the malevolent backshots.

- He would also want a big strong arm to man handle him as he takes the most vigorous backshots known to man

- Have you ever thought or seen a very tall wall like 10 or 11 ft high and you being you, Soap asks (demands) for you to carry him on your shoulder because he wants to see what's over the wall

NIKTO

- intimidating guy and intimidating guy typa relationship but your not in a relationship.. Yet.

- watch him watch you

- shows off his knife collection to you, yes I think he has a knife collection and he will show it to people that he wants to impress (he wants to get freaky with you)

- I like to think if he strips off the gear he gives the most desperate kind of touchy hug, to those he feels close with of course which is you

- lucky you

RIPTIDE

- Offers to teach you how to swim yknow just in case

- there is none, he wants to see you wet

- tells you to wear a white shirt and shorts because its Essential for training, it's a lie he wants to see the water wet your clothes making it stick to your body.. Yknow the white shirt showing whats underneath and the shorts outlining what package you've been hiding even though you weren't really hiding it

- He gets too distracted, the others are too, he forgets how to teach you

KRUEGER

- indefinite eye contact while your doing it

- likes staring into them, if you get shy and look away he will grab your jaw and make you have eye contact with him

- angry fierce ahh eyes

- he's an emotional grumpy guy, rip off his mask and aggressively kiss his face

- He wants the after sex laying on the chest while the other is rubbing their head, goes both ways.

- trace his tattoos and compliment them the bedroom will be locked the whole day, trust 🙏

KÖNIG

- The same as Ghosts

- Imagine being the one to get carried instead of the one carrying

- König would definitely come up to you and ask to be carried while you kiss his face multiple times❤❤

- Imagine how hard he gets because you have to look down at him to talk like HNGRHRRGGGRGRRR

- Definitely likes giving you homemade arts and crafts gear because you know.. The headcanon where König makes his own gear and what if he does it for other people too as gifts💔

- likes seeing you wear his mask it makes him imagine what people see when they see König definitely a change of perspective. He can see how intimidating you are and he gets hard.

ALEJANDRO

- will definitely compliment you in Spanish when talking about you with other people even when you're in front or behind him.

- I mean you don't understand Spanish right?

- if you don't, you're oblivious and only just watch curiously on what he's talking about. Buuut but but if you do understand you don't tell him you undeestrand this thing literally feeds your ego like Alejandro thinks of you this way? 🥺🥺

- Thigh riding type of guy idc who thigh riding

RUDY

- everytime I look at him he looks like a soft vanilla type

- I know he's a strong guy but look at him

- He wants soft sex 😞😞

- He also likes being complimented if you whisper a praise to him when he's doing ANYTHING. Imagine the babies you'd both have together.

- He likes toddlers and babies and if you do too a plus for him,makes him fall even more 💯💯

GAZ

- One time he Got injured and was sitting on the floor and then He saw you running towards him he simultaneously screamed in fear and how hard he got

- Likes to style your clothes, If he was off the military right now he really really likes fashion and if he sees you.. You can't fashion and he sees you wearing.. That, He's appalled, horrified, mortified I'm over exaggerating. But he is now in charge of your fashion now, But if you do know how to style you both will share tips with eachother. You can share different tips too ❤❤

- drags you in his barracks and strips you of your clothes except shorts.. And he's telling you this because he wants to "style" you.

- We both know damn well that's an excuse to get the boombayah freaky on.. He's just to shy to tell you upfront or he thinks it's fun to tease you like that before you get freaky

HORANGI

- gets freaky..

- Like he understands the women who get all giggly and nervous when they see a big man who can destroy them (ignore König 💔)

- is definitely not above thigh crushing, boob crushing, face sitting he'd do all at as long as it's you

- Like one time he pretended he broke his leg and won't let anyone else carry him until you came, acting all princessy and shit as you carry him bridal style to the medics

- He felt like a prince omg

- will definitely get on you and treat your real life size anime men boobs as a squishy toy

- How long is it and will he be able to take it??? Who knows he will find out!! Basically searched how long can someone's cock be if they are built like a god and is 7ft tall in Google

- someone gotta tell me Horangi's height and basic Google searching ain't doing it for me I'm too lazy to search for one line of a spicy headcanon line mb

MAKAROV

- You're basically ascary dog he owns

- You're tall and intimidating

- You can get information out of people quickly

- And he's not above telling you to torture anyone with a strength and body like yours

- most of the time you get the info done and folded

- Makarov uses you for intimidation and strength buuttt if you ever THINK of betraying him he already has a plan to get rid of someone like you

- Can and will turn you into one of those supersoldiers

- Will make you murder people right in front of him for entertainment and will rewward you!

- you know what reward it will be, Because when he asked what reward you wanted you got a bit to freaky you thought you be dead rn but nah he agreed actually he seems to enjoy it more than you do..

VELIKAN

- He's the dog in this one have you heard his voice?? Rough as hell imagine hearing him grunt

- Sounds cocky as hieeeellll too

- Would definitely like showing off to you since he wants to look cool in front of you

- Like you seen velikans skins?? Definitely wears the best ones to show you he can not only be a trained assassin But can also dress cool as hell

- If you compliment him it like makes his day, will not stop thinking about it

- Like a cool person complimenting a cool person like him? Ego boost (It's him feeling gay)

- This guys definitely a smoker (headcanon!!) Because voice sounds like he smoked 100 packs in 1 day and doesn't drink an ounce of water /jk I love him he's so hot.

- So if you want a smoke he purposely hides the lighter saying.. 'Oh no I asked someone elses lighter.. I don't have mine right now' or like 'my lighter ran out of fuel ohh

- So you have to put the cigarette in your mouth as you touch it with his cigarette to light ur own that type of trope 💫💫

- If you're not a smoker he will try his best to not smoke in front of you will use fresh mints to hide his breath of smoke

- after sex he will want a smoke, outside he goes or you both share the one cigarette

KEEGAN

- is it wrong to want to be choked by a big buff meaty arm?

- yknow the tiktok thing where girls put a ribbon on their boyfriends arm and the girls just put their face in the middle as their faces get squished??

- Yeah he wants that but gay

- will try to compare dick sizes even though yours is OBVIOUSLY the superior one!!

- Heads or tails on who's bottoming tonight

- Would like to be wrapped around your arms if you are hugging or sleeping keeps him warm

- Especially when it's snowing will force you to hug with him. ESPECIALLY when your in a mission and your in the tents he will definitely force you to hug it out with him

ROACH

- remember the other tall HC where the reader wasn't taller than König

- yes roach does the same thing here.. He's crawling on you like a tree

- If he wants a kiss instead of asking he crawls up to you and kisses you

- definitely likes to sit on your shoulders as you walk around, he feels tall like that

- this is like a distance relationship 💔💔

- Likes it when you bend over to talk to him also when you bend over when youre doing sum since it's slappable opportunity

- because bent over = double D cake will be slapped

- How will it fit? By the power of friendship of course!!

- probably more of say gex desperation but you get it

- Obviously switch switch

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thegnomelord · 1 year ago

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Ok, so I loved your dragon reader/ dragon price fic. The detailed courting rituals got me thinking about how different members of TF 141 react to a s/o who has different courting rituals than them.

The one rolling around in my mind rn is Gaz (which I'm pretty sure is a harpy or bird hybrid of some kind) with a dragon reader.

So Gaz tries to court reader through a more fancy version of pebbling. But, instead of giving cool rocks and sticks, it's gemstones and weapons. Yknow, expensive/fancy things that Gaz thinks the reader might want to add to his hoard.

Btw do you have an anon list? If so, is 👑 anon available?

I don't have an anon list yet but you're welcome to be 👑anon!

It's cool to think how they'd try to court you. I hc that werewolves, and Johnny by extension, are really straightforward. Like sitting way too close, hands roaming over your body, trying to lick into your mouth and going "Hey wanna make more of us?"

Ghost, the poor thing, is completely fucked bc he was human before becoming a wraith, how the Hell is he supposed to know? Que him going through Wikipedia articles and watching documentaries of your species courting and mating (having to rub one out imaging you and him in that position ofc) and just stumbling through the whole courting thing.

CW:NSFW

But Gaz? Oooh Gaz—

Safe to say he's fallen ass over tits for you.

It's the way you take care of them, of him, of the monstrous strength used to defend them turning velvet soft when Gaz needs emotional support that has his harpy hindmind demanding to lock you down before a competitor snatches you away.

Only problem — you're not a harpy. And Gaz has no idea how courtship works, as when he asks Price about it (under the guise of just being curious) the old fart just gives him an amused look and tells him to figure it out.

Though harpies and dragons are two different species, he figures there must be some similarities, so he figures to listen to the old fairy tales about your kind and looks for the shiniest thing he can find, because Harpies court by giving gifts and dragons like to hoard and both of them like shiny stuff right?

You're confused like Hell when one day you wake up to find a silver ring with a shiny amethyst sitting on your windowsill. You know for a fact it's not yours as the instinct to catalogue every item in your hoard is as old as the draconic blood running through your veins and you'd remember if you had it.

When you make sure it's not stolen and no owner can be found, (because who'd wear that type of ring in a military base?) you decide to keep it, failing to notice how the way Gaz's pupils get bigger when you put the ring in your pocket.

It is a nice ring, the shine of the gemstone tickling your brain in a pleasant way. The military doesn't allow dragons to have large hoards, most of the items you've gathered over the decades and centuries safely hidden in vaults, but it feels good to have a small hoard in your den.

You expect this to be a one off event. But. No. Every few weeks you find a new thing on your windowsill, from gems to guns to additions to weapons you've expressed you'd like to get. Each new thing leaves you scratching your head, annoyance growing bit by bit as there's never enough scent on the items to track the culprit down and it's not like you can turn the base upside down looking for them (again).

You're unsure how to feel; it's obvious someone is trying to court you, but it definitely can't be Price because no dragon would go about it like this. But you have to admit it's nice to be desired, regardless how odd the method may be.

Then you notice how Gaz has started acting. . . different. He'll ruffle his feathers and flutter his wings more than usual when you two are alone, purposely stretch more often to make your eyes naturally draw to him, sticking to your side as he talks about everything and anything under the sun.

You're also not a fool. You can figure out it's a harpy's way of trying to show off, but without any open hostility you can only assume he's trying to court you. And you let him, you like his presence and the sound of his voice, the way he gives you a lopsided smile and the way his dark feathers shine like onyx gems when the light hits them juuust right and the way he flushes and stutters when your tail wraps around his leg.

Then one late evening when you're doing paperwork you catch sight of something behind your window in the corner of your eye. Like a flash you're opening the window, your clawed hand gripping Gaz's hand before he can scatter.

Gaz's wings spread out wide, a surprised squawk leaving him as he looks into your slitted eyes. "Uh-, I, eh- Hi?" He says, gulping, his newest gift, a very shiny ruby, held in his hand. But what draws your eye are his dark feathers.

You let out an amused snort, "Hello." You purr, leaning in so your faces are close, enjoying the way he flushes from the proximity. "So you're the little thief that's been visiting me."

Gaz's feather puff up to make his silhouette twice as big, his eyes narrowing, a hurt and angry look spreading across his features. "I'm no thief!" He says, insulted that you'd suggest he can't get you gifts on his own. "I-"

"You are," You hum, reaching out your other hand to hold his jaw, and even with his anger he feels his mind croon at how softly you touch him. "You're in the process of stealing my heart."

"Oh." Is the most intelligent thing he can come up with, his pupils blowing wide like he'd just seen the shiniest thing in his life. "Oh."

"Yes," You shrug and pull your hand back to yank one of your scales out of your shoulder, giving it to him as you take the ruby. "Keep this safe for me, yeah?" You hum and then you let him go, going back to your work while he's left dumbstruck, clutching the scale close to his chest.

When it finally settles in his head that you'd just given him a gift, that you'd reciprocated, and given him a shiny gift, oh he's treating that scale like it's the most precious thing in his world. He keeps it close to him, cooing to it in the privacy of his room, keeping it on his pillow so he can fall asleep with your scent in his nose.

He also doubles down on the gifts, but now he's very open about it, to the point you'll have him randomly come into your office to give you something shiny or another weapon, preening so prettily when you praise the thing he's brought back, nuzzling into your neck and fluffing up his feathers. His heart swoons when you show him the small hoard you've made with all the things he's brought you, and you end up spending the entire evening with him cuddled up to you, chirping happily.

"Hey, can I see that scale I gave you?" You ask after a couple of weeks, curious to see how he's treated it.

"Uh, sure." Gaz can swear his heart's beating like a war drum as he watches you inspect your scale, checking for scratches or cracks.

But you find none, it's still as shiny as the day you'd given it to him. Maybe even shinier.

You smile and before he can do anything you pull him close to you by a hand on his hip. "Very well done, little thief." You hum, kissing him. Gaz melts against you, not even your lips able to muffle the happy chirps and croons that escape his chest.

You spend the next few months getting familiar with each other's bodies, lazy evenings spent with your clawed hands preening his wings, Gaz steadily melting into the bed with every brush of your fingers. Kyle taking a few extra minutes in the morning to rub his face between your wing, chirping and crooning.

Harpy mating season comes around and you're caught off guard when you come to your room to find your covers and pillows and entire wardrobe on the ground, turned into a makeshift nest with a very naked, and very horny, Gaz sitting in the middle of it.

His eyes are hazy but he knows you're there the second your scent hits his nose, the most desperate sound you've ever heard leaving his lips, bruised from how hard he'd been biting them to reign his noises in, to keep them only for you.

"Mate-" Kyle whines, shuffles in the nest that has the pretty gems he'd gifted you strewn amongst the fabric, "-need you, please- I-"

One more needy sound is all it takes to have you tumbling naked into the nest in record time, deep guttural purrs answering his pleased coos. He presses flush against you, seeking out your mouth, whole body burning up and his thighs shaking, his cock rock hard.

"I got you, pretty thief." You rumble, pulling him into your lap, his wings spreading out and feathers puffing up, as if he needs to make himself look even more desirable. "What do you need Kyle?"

"Need you," Kyle whines, pawing at your own erection, desperate fingers shaking as he strokes you, "Please- hurts, I need- mate."

You shush him with sweet kisses, your hand sliding down to very carefully stretch him open while avoiding injuring him with your claws, your mind purring at how willingly he opens up for you, wings and limbs shaking as he whimpers against your lips, his mind steadily leaking from his cock.

"You're alright," You calm him when you pull your fingers out, positioning him so your cock head rests against his entrance, not missing how Kyle preens at your strength. "Going to breed you right, gonna take care of you."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Kyle moans are loud as you steadily push your cock into him, his walls clamping down on every inch of your length. "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank- mate." His claws dig into your shoulders, clutching you tight as you bottom out in him, his hole clenching you in sync with his ragged breathing.

"I'm here," You hum, barely able to think, "Just relax, let me take care of you." You say, feeling him relax into you, and with deep purrs and lots of praise you begin to fuck him, moving him like a fleshlight on your cock, letting him moan and groan and scream his heart out uncaring who hears it, your ancient blood singing at the thought of his noises being a testament to your abilities as a mate.

Then the tight heat and the scent and just Kyle has your mind forgetting how to think, your body moving on it's own to show Kyle he'd picked a good mate.

#cod mw2 #gnome correspondence #x reader #Gnome's Spittballs #trinkets from the hoard #male reader #top male reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #kyle garrick x male reader #kyle gaz garrick x male reader #kyle gaz garrick #cod mlm #cod modern warfare #monster cod au #cod smut #cod x male reader

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midnightshindig · 2 months ago

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Hi! Could I request Shapesmith x reader HC, where the reader is also a member of the GotG. Thanks!

Shapesmith X Gn!Reader

Ooooo shapesmith, you guys get me <3

You’re already a guardian when Shapesmith joins the team

You’re like literally the one person who isn’t mean to him

He latches to you pretty hard

Not in a rude way, but again.

Literally nobody else is nice to him.

So when he makes food, or tries to, he makes you a helping

Mmmm… I love burnt ass charcoal eggs in the morning

He knows these are supposed to be savory and not sweet, right?

“well you put eggs in Amanda’s birthday cake and that was sweet!”

“Yknow… that’s actually a good point.”

And so you explain a lot of things to him

“okay so you can tell a woman a compliment in a normal voice, but you cannot yell a compliment at a woman, culturally men are predators when they do this, even if you individually are good, the lady at Walmart doesn’t know that”

He understands and is thoroughly embarrassed to be alive

“you’re telling me, a superhero, scared that woman? With words? That came from my mouth and are not capable of harming her in any way?”

Oh boy big conversation times

But he has a good heart, which is all that’s important

it’s weirdly cute the way he makes mundane activities complete bonding activities

You teach him how to use a duvet and he’s so thoroughly mesmerized

Oh my god the first time you take him to a zoo

He’s so excited and weirded out by the fact you have these relationships with your creatures, it’s all so bizarre to him

There’s so much he doesn’t understand, and sometimes

But he likes to explain things to you too!!

He kinda of studies you, partially due to your human nature and partially due to his awe and love for you

Like you walk so uniquely he’s obsessed with it

He can’t figure out how to get his feet to go the way you go, until you catch him trying to walk like you and you explain you used to do ballet before your powers manifested

But it’s also the little things!

People noticed that Shapesmith has started acting more elegantly and regal, and it’s because he’s been watching you work out and dance in private

his attacks start to mirror yours and it’s a vast improvement

Some might call it stalking or copying you, but you’re like his favorite person why would t he want to hold spoons the way you do?

And no he doesn’t care you “just hold it the normal way” shut up he doesn’t care at all

He’s nervous about initiating any intimacy because of his issues with social cues

You have to initiate holding his hand

As you get further into the relationship, he learns it’s socially acceptable to just

Ask permission?

At the store “Y/n, is it okay if I kiss your cheek?”

At GHQ watching a movie “Darling, may I hold your hand?”

One time he asks permission before hugging you in front of Rex and he’s like “uhhhh what the fuck?”

But man fuck him it works for you two

You guys are a strange little couple but you make it work ^^

#invincible show #invincible #invincible season 3 #x reader #writers on tumblr #shapesmith #invincible Shapesmith #Shapesmith x reader #fluff

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0viraptoraskblog · 7 days ago

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how would they all react if the mc drew them in the most scrumptious, delectable, edible, yummy in their tummy way

Strade- surprised at first, he wasn’t expecting that from you; especially since he’s been so cruel (he doesn’t feel bad of course, but he knows you don’t exactly appreciate what he does to you). He hangs it up somewhere in his room— he finds it very interesting, just like most things about you.

Ren- I’m not sure how else to describe it than squealing. Tail wagging, loss for words, it’s the greatest thing he’s ever seen. He loves it!! The fact that you drew him means you like him enough to take that much time and effort out of your day to draw, and not to mention it’s perfect! If I can tell anything from the posters in his room and the things he’s interested in, Ren does have an appreciation for art and creative works. He’d put that in a frame above his computer to remember how much his pet friend likes him ^^

Lawrence- Would be shocked. It would catch him off guard, but he does like it. I hc that one of Lawrence’s love languages is gift giving, but in the ‘I found this pretty rock in the woods and it made me think of you, here’ kind of way (ahem, it’s called penguin pebbling). The fact that you took the time to draw him? No one cares about him, why would you do that? He’s confused, but he’d treasure that drawing.

Sano- He might not say much about it, but he does think it’s sweet. He keeps his laboratory and room pretty clean and clutter-free, but if it’s really good he’d find a place to hang it. You probably won’t hear anything about it until you spot it hung up near his desk one day.

Akira- he’d think it’s super cool that you wanted to draw him, and would pin it up with the rest of the posters in his room.

Rire- “Oh, what’s this? A drawing of me? How cute.” He may talk like it’s silly, but that’s because he’s had far more powerful beings paint him much better things than that, but he supposes you did well for a human.

Cain- I think Cain has a bit of passion for the arts. He’d like the fact that you wanted to draw him, but he’s not surprised (he’s a little full of himself when it comes to his looks/image). He’d keep it someplace safe.

Vincent- He thinks it’s cool. Probably a simple reaction of “thanks, kiddo.” If it’s really good he might hang it in the bunker, but it’s 50/50.

Farz- Kind of surprised you thought of him. He’d thank you and not say much else, but he would keep it.

Derek- It really depends. My first thought is that he’d find some way to turn it negative, or mock you for it. He’s seen better art, no matter how good it is (at least, he claims). There’s a small chance he might rip it just to spite you. If he’s starting to actually like you, he might say the same things, but.. he’d keep it. He thinks it’s childish, especially from you, but he’s not used to people doing nice things for him. He wouldn’t admit that he likes it, but he’d hide it somewhere for him to glance at occasionally.

Celia- She’d think it’s cute that you wanted to draw her, and it would definitely make her feel good. She can’t display it or anything because, yknow, her husband (oh Harold, always ruining everything/hj) but she’d keep it someplace she can look at it occasionally. Maybe in her office in the building she has.

Mason- Doesn’t know much about art besides taxidermy, but he thinks it’s interesting. He’d probably find someplace in the cabin to hang it up, but mostly because it makes you happy.

#0viraptor #0viraptor ao3 #boyfriend to death #asks #boyfriendtodeath #ren hana #btd strade #the price of flesh #lawrence oleander #tpof celia #derek goffard #mason tpof #btd cain #btd rire #sano btd #vincent metzger #farz murphy #akira kojima #headcanons

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thegamingcatmom · 7 months ago

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BIRB MAMA LET´S GO 🐦‍⬛

(I can´t get over how adorable/goofy she looks here. How am I supposed to fear any of that?)

If Mother Miranda were to take an interest in you outside the whole vessel thing, it would include:

(Yall know the drill by now: Don´t like my dark and twisted stuff, don´t read my dark and twisted stuff. 🖤)

having to listen to her ranting and gossiping about her "children"

sometimes, it´s straight up just death threats

she´s scary when she gets like that

especially because she tends to breathe down your neck to calm herself (your scent is quite helpful)

having to listen to her feverish prayers when it comes to Eva

Eva is a big topic in general

helping her in her lab

which basically means cleaning up her mess (and she is rather messy, it has to be said)

we´re talking mountains of papers as well as mountains of bodies

ofc she´s gonna make sure to snuff out every last bit of life before she lets you near her failed experiments

she won´t take any risks when it comes to you

as for the papers-

...it´s a mess

and it´s very scary (and very unfair) when she gets all hissy and murderous over you trying to do your "job" and clean up her mess just because, out of the millions of papers, there´s one that she still needs

"How dare you throw that away?!"

"Well, how tf am I supposed to know?!"

...you think to yourself because there´s no way you´re gonna say that to her face (you quite like breathing, tyvm)

Eva

whenever she has one of her downright terrifying smash-things-against-the-wall "tantrums" (as you like to call them not to her face) she gets all purry and touchy-feely after

probs her way of apologizing (cause there ain´t no way she´s gonna use them words)

you hate that it´s working

despite being a mass murderer/mold monster smt who doesn´t require eating or using any stuff that humans usually would (like toilets), she does appreciate you cooking and cleaning for her

things she tasked you with ofc

she quite...enjoys the sight

(smt about that domestic view just...does things to her)

(you force-wearing an apron drives her wild)

Eva

preening

she does have feathers, after all

and those need lots of TLC 💋

makes you clean her mask too

or her hand chains

anything, really

in return, you may wear it

(honestly? totally worth it)

we won´t talk about the fact she´s doing it more for herself (just like pretty much everything else) because seeing you wearing what is hers just...yknow?

but also to demonstrate to you just how good it feels to be bad

"Hm... What do you think, little bird? Do you like it? I certainly do..."

Eva

forces you to attend meetings with her so she can show you off

and also because it almost always gives her a reason to rip into her "children" because that bunch just doesn´t know how to behave around you

especially the tall one who keeps throwing you looks that make it seem like she wants nothing more than for you to drop dead

you kinda share that sentiment

anywhere would be better than here

...she´s scary

something Miranda takes note of as well

one look is all that is needed to put the tall one in her place

in moments like this, you truly appreciate your roommate´s/abductor´s murderous side

when you´ve been especially good for a (long) while (no escape attempts, no talking back, no disobeying her whatsoever) she indulges your childish urges to see her transform into different animals

she will deny any and all accusations of smiling at that, down to her very last breath

(she could be persuaded though...)

Eva

one day, you´ll probs have to go from cleaning that mess to making it

which means actively helping MM with her experiments

cutting someone open etc.

there´s no way out of it, let´s be honest

it´s her livelihood, ofc she wants to share that with you

(isn´t she just precious?)

spying on the villagers for her

(she will find out when you´ve been lying, so don´t even think about it)

Eva

(This actually got way less dark and twisted than I anticipated. Gotta work on that, LMAO.)

Basically, my HC for Miranda includes her getting an absolute kick out of anything family/domestic life. She goes absolutely nuts when it comes to her daughter, so I imagine this would count for an s/o as well. She gets obsessed to the point of no return, and she´ll fight tooth and nail to keep them with her always.

I could go on, and on, and on, and on, and-

But, alas, it is rather late and, unlike some mold monster smt, I do need my sleep. ;3

I might do more posts like that cause I have thoughts. 😩🤌

CYA THERE! 🫶

#mother miranda #birb mama #miri the mad scientist #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 #re village

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tillysmoon · 3 months ago

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Welcome to my self indulgent au; Fallen Grace ִֶָᐟ

The quick sum is c!drista is not pleased by c!dream reviving c!tommy but necromancy magic is stronger;; um its okay though bc he gets a sheep demi-god gaurdian ^_^ yapping below

Honestly.. I love racconinnit but I think half-demon tommy makes it more fun!

— c!drista had taken curiosity of tommy during exile because um hello? Her bother is literally forcing some teenager to "hang" out with him

— in this au some events would happen because of c!drista,, like convincing tommy to leave dream and run away which ends up in the c!bedrock brothers yknow? ...not sure about anything else though, I'm forgetful with lore I'd need to be a rewrite

— and then c!drista just like.. dissappears to go do whatever a god of imagination and chaos does,,

— cue to her blinking back when she sees c!tommy in limbo ( which is a pretty flower field with sheep and cows ( maybe a certain one starting with h,, ) )

— and then.. c!dream literally does what mortals aren't supposed have happen to them- revival. Sensing her brothers going to do something bad- she tries to turn him into an angel to protect him.. but a necromancers will can be stronger due to the book probably being ancient tongue.. so we end up with a fallen angel !

— his eyes are green now! Upper white lower green,, saw some revival art hehe also the bells were a hc by ( Bubvy_ on Twitter ) but I like to think there holy or something so they don't really jingle unless he's in danger to alert his ( new ) guardian demi-god ! Drista takes the form of a white sheep with a few golden locks with a chest design ( which.. I think might be just a heart 4 cute factor ) and green eyes,, sort of to resemble friend :3

— dresses in blue instead of red,, because the color reminds him of death.. and it's soothing because ghostbur :(

And um,,, that's all I have ! I made this so that I could imagine an smp where I can be c!tommy but like meified !

— goes by mello too ( because our fictive / fk also goes by that :3 )

— I'll be honest... I forgor scars so um,, we'll just say they turned gold and healed ^_^ ( he also now bleeds gold )

— if I do add more to this? Heavy cannon divergence is probably when c!dream escapes ( but my dsmp event memory is poor so )

Everyone jumps for joy at c!tommy art trust

#Fallen grace c!tommy #Fg!Tommy #Fgc!tommy #tommyinnit au #tommyinnit #c tommy #ctommy #c!tommy #dsmp #dream smp #dreamsmp #tommyinnit fanart

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izzyatchi · 3 months ago

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giegue has to be one of my favorite mother characters, if not then my absolute favorite excluding lucas and claus (very subjective here) !!!

(yap sesh)

Maria raised him with love and kindness, she treated him as if he were her own child and he felt the same. no, maria didn’t give birth to him, but he was raised by that woman and saw her as his mother. i can really imagine maria singing those eight melodies to help him stop crying and also to sleep 🥺 I can’t say much about George because it was mentioned that he was focused on studying all about the aliens without their permission, but perhaps he was studying Giegue too during the two years of abduction? it'd only make sense; aliens are distinctive and unknown to us, of course george would study all stages of an alien's life. My personal headcanon is that gieegs aren't really raised by parental figures but rather are expected to know how to do it themselves, they don’t have that sense of “love” because there isn’t one in their kind, maybe they aren’t even supposed to feel that emotion and just to do the task that they must do. we haven’t got a clue though obviously about giegue’s species so yknow

but then george escapes and apparently from the wiki, leaves maria behind.

Another hc coming up, i REALLY think the aliens must’ve gotten rid of her at some point if she’s passed away. Unless they use her to study her, but being the wife of the person who studied their PSI without permission would cause sm tension and hate i think…either that or it was just old age but it makes sense to me for the aliens to have killed her because it would cause giegue to end up being the embodiment of evil. They would’ve stripped every bit of “love” from giegue and turned him into a weapon. Using HIS psi and power to invade the earth and make sure it’ll never spread — and i think giegue would’ve been more compelling to become the weapon and feel so angry because well..the humans having hold of information of psi caused his mother to die. they choose giegue because he was the one being studied and taken care of by the humans, wasn’t he? He must be the one to do it and betray his mother, his father and their love for his kind.

really interesting character, i wish he changed his mind and didnt invade the earth and stayed with ninten — but the fact that the Apple of Enlightenment prophesized his doom must have made him go crazy and he lost all sense of what he once was in the events of Earthbound. I like to think that Earthbound’s giygas isn’t the same as he was in Mother 1 anymore !! So i refer to him in mother 1 as Giegue, and in earthbound as Giygas. Because that’s not him anymore, that’s not the same alien who felt so much love for his mom. he doesn’t even mention Ninten in EB, but rather Ness and i want to think that's because he was so obsessed and insane about the apple of enlightenment being true and did everything to stop it, going 10 years back earlier JUST to ensure it doesn’t happen, but he goes evil in the process, losing all consciousness of his mind.

The "Almighty Idiot", one might say.

but to me he’s so much more than that 🤧

#giegue #giegue mother 1 #mother 1 #giygas #earthbound giygas #earthbound #mother series #yapping #WHERE MY GIEGUE FANS AT?#i truly love him with all my heart..giygas/giegue is such a beautiful character #it’s so sad that he couldn’t be saved at that point #and that everyone had to pray including us in order to stop him #it couldnt take the chosen four alone to do that #he was too far gone.#izzys faves

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yuttikkele · 9 months ago

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i finished a new media so now it’s time for ATLA PRIDE HCs WOOOO!!!

so aang is unlabeled (and doesn’t identify as unlabeled either 💀💀) in all areas basically. he loves freely and doesn’t see gender or sex. he doesn’t see it in himself either. he mostly presents and refers to himself as a dude, but he found out he doesn’t mind being seen as a lady either. he’s crushed on katara and zuko during different points in his life, but he settled on katara. functionally, he’s pan and genderfluid.

katara is queer. she is the most unqueer queer ever though. she acts straight as a board I tell ya. she doesn’t really confine herself to labels much either, but she can tell you she was surprised at how much she enjoyed Lady Aang when that first became a thing.

sokka is bi. he probably thought men were supposed to marry women, but he quickly got over it when he got over his short lived misogyny. bi awakening wasn’t really a thing, he just sorta knew he always liked boys and girls. he’s had many crushes, but yue and suki are the ones that always stood out the most for him. obvi he dabbles in drag, that’s like sorta a canon thing. zuko’s autistic charms get to him and he ends up developing a crush on him.

toph is an aroace lesbian. she only dates the finest of women. she can tell she’ll read your heart with her feet.

zuko is gay like GAAAYYYY I don’t mean to bring accidental cheesy puns into this but he is a FLAMING homosexual, and I refuse to believe otherwise. at some point I said “I like zutara, but I just think atla is way funnier when in the back of your mind, zuko is gay.” anyways he’s gay and sex repulsed. zuko didn’t know he liked boys until he was 17, and he didn’t realize he was completely gay until a year later. he was very comphet and was always expected to produce a blood heir, and he didn’t think much of it. looking back, zuko noticed how he did find boys cute when he was younger and often avoided them because of it. he could sense that he and his sister were different, but he always thought that was because they were royalty. he only really started dating mai because they had so much in common, he thought that’s what was supposed to happen. when zuko, not long after becoming fire lord, realized he liked boys, he kept it to himself. a year later when he realized he only liked boys, he vented about it to mai, and she helped him through it. they broke up, but he still values her friendship. zuko finally gets with sokka in his 20s. yeah it took that long.

OTHER CHARACTERS THAT AREN’T GAANG THAT COME TO MIND!!

azula is a LESSSBIAAAAN that is a lesbian

I wanna say suki and ty lee are dating

smeller bee is definitely trans I don’t wanna hear it

uncle iroh doesn’t care. he loved his wife whatever happened to her, and he would also date a man.

EDIT: sorry just here to say that zukaang is endgame actually. they get together in aang’s mid to late 20s after pining for a long time. aang always had sorta an underlying unspoken crush on zuko, and zuko caught feelings when aang shot up taller than him and he realized aang got really handsome. and yknow. the fact that THEY’RE SOULMATES.

#thanks for listening to me ramble #I think they are all very queer I do think so #atla #avatar #avatar the last airbender #avatar aang #katara #sokka #toph beifong #prince zuko #kataang #zukka #lgbtq #pride hcs #hcs #ack #text post

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the-meme-monarch · 1 month ago

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Mk, SO!

HC #1 Cap'n is colour blind! His shades are those shades that let colour blind people see colour. Specifically, he has tritanopia, which is somewhat inspired by the colours in your old banner!

HC#2 Thermoregulation! I noticed that bc considering that they are music players, it would be sort of weird if they had straight up human like skin. Idk if it is merely me, however that personally sounds really gross. Like. No. So if they did not have pours or skin, how do they cool off?

Yk those computers that are water cooled? That is what their blood those (along with bring oxygen around the body ofc). Idk a lot abt computers nor biology so perhaps blood already those that, but for them that is their main way of cooling down.

Hold up I may need to breakup this post I am not supposed to be on tumblr rn by any means

that’s fun :]

if i can share mine also, that are in a similar vein as yours, i like to think they’re just regular or maybe prescription sunglasses, and he wears them bc he has light sensitivity issues :]

also i kinda interpret the way darkners work to be similar to toons (<-the toons hyperfixationer) so like. they definitely don’t have skin/pores, and them being Made Of Plastic they’re not soft like skin but they’re like. it’s malleable. if that makes sense. they gotta bend their fingers and all that. but you could squish their face in your hands/pinch their cheek and it’d react accordingly like skin

also i certainly hope this doesn’t come off all “um actually”, i just have Also thought abt their thermoregulation in the past and this was what i came up with! but so like irl speakers/cassette players/cd players don’t have cooling systems, so i picture they don’t either as darkners, they just like. Exist. they don’t really need them. they can overheat but they just have to be careful it doesn’t get too bad. i picture all the internals they have as regular objects are what they have as darkners, sweet is a mostly hollow box with maybe some foam. those are his organs HXHSHSH kk and cap’n need to change/charge their batteries every so often or they go into a coma (just eating and sleeping will recharge them i like to think) sweet does not have this problem, they’ve got energy forever (they still could stand to eat and sleep ofc)(i like to think they put the food in their chest speaker and it just disappears)

they can sweat/cry/interact with water bc darkners as a whole are like cartoons to me HDHDHHD they’re not actually Real so neither is the sweat or tears ! they’re like. solid Physical projections of darkness(i like to think thye don’t have shadows for this reason :]c) scc, or queen, or any darkner of an electronic(or the card darkners, being paper) can drink liquids and Be Fine, bc they’re drinking a dark world liquid, so it’s not Real, yknow. light world water(Real Water) would fuck them up though bc it would fuck up their Real World object selves

#the monarch’s court #scc #deltarune

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toffeebrews · 10 months ago

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THOIGHTS ON HYPERSOMNIA (error x ink x dream)..?

Going to be honest I didn't consider this ship till I saw your account talking about it

Quick Edit: Somehow I accidentally convinced myself I like this ship by doing this?? LMAO

im going just off whatever my brain says so... hopefully it makes sense? I'm going to stretch things to make this work okay bare with me. That and I haven't had years to build headcanons so some of these are off the cuff. Nothing is canon obviously

I tried to wrap my head around how I would do it in my interpretation, and I decided perhaps if error calmed the hell down and realized maybe destroying universes shouldn't be ur life's goal. Due to morality difference I had trouble picturing dream being personal with error otherwise. I think perhaps some of these things dream/ink picked up on whether it being kidnapped by error or just via battle or something idk lol.

Due to Dream's empathy and knowledge of people he understands Error's motivations stem from a source of anger and not ration. Dream calls him out on it and Error feels a little violated by how accurate he gets it. Perhaps if Error did give up on destruction someday dream would be there to help him with his new identity???

More yapping under the cut

Ink, Error and Dream all relate to being outcasts and their own isolation due to the their roles (whether they bestowed it upon themselves or not). They're all lonely af (LMAOO).

I personally hc both ink and dream can lift way more than their weight. Ink not to dream's extent but he definitely is stronger than he appears. Error is perplexed with this information.

I never understood the " restores the balance thing" so personally I believe this was misconception dream had before he got to know error! Perhaps this manifested as rumors in the multiverse and error was rumored to be actually helpful instead of harmful. Also dream believed people had better intentions then they truly do at one point but as dream matures he realizes this isn't the case. Something like that. Not because I think dream is dumb, rather just want to see the best in people LOL even if he thinks what they're doing is wrong.

Error has a general distrust of dream at first, perhaps because his words remind him of another kind soul (it's blueberry... LMAO). But a part of him, even just a bit , just wants to have a "friend" (him and blue weren't exactly friends but yknow what I mean) like him again.

Dream weirdly finds some comfort in the anti-void as there is less emotional noise. I could picture dream commenting on it maybe, not directly referencing his own emotions but instead that the anti-void is calm (uh does dreams empathy have a bandwidth? I'm making that assumption.)

Dream got extremely excited when he realized error could also understand spanish.

He got quite invested in UnderNovela, dunno why but I imagine dream to be a fan of fictional romantic stories and dramas. He, Ink and error enjoy talking about it together. They've extrapolated a bunch of theories and such together for what will happen next.

I don't see dream as a crybaby but more suspectible to crying than the other two. Error doesn't... react the best to people crying nor do I believe ink to be the best at comforting others (projecting there whoops). I feel like Error is the type of guy to shove things in your face in hopes of making it stop LMAO. Like how you shake a toy in front a baby in hopes of getting them to stop crying. I just imagine error shoving sweets or some other gift in Dreams hands if he were to start crying. Dream would find his reaction kinds funny and maybe would brighten his mood a little bit. Ink is also trying his best and I suppose would try to be encouraging to dream. He would definitely give dream a well deserved hug. In general it's just an awkward mess, but they try their best. Dream would apologize after because of course he would.

Error in general gives "gifts" to dream, because he noticed Ink gives gifts to Dream when they get closer to being friends. Gifts in quotations because they're stolen. Idk, Error is weird.

While Dream obviously cam teleport au to au he doesn't understand as much the technical aspects of the multiverse. Error seems quite open to any questions he has about it I think. He hears error and ink discuss it at times but honestly it sounds quite confusing to him. Idk he's a curious little guy I think he would find himself love hearing Ink and Error yap about stuff like that *shrug*

I have this hc dream loves mlp so yeah they would watch that together.

#insomnia ship #errorink #errink #dream sans #ink sans #error sans #sorry i keep making error a sopping pathetic wet cat #ask #toffeesbrews #the way i got distracted like 3-4 different times while writing this im sorry #drink ship #the way i pulled up dreams canon facts for ideas HELP #again maybe ooc #but I've already been staring at this for way too long #i realize im diluted but look #LOOK #guess who accidentally hit post again while editting #I DID #hypersomnia ship

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lullabibi · 3 months ago

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HIIIII i (raven) drew some of our sparkle on raven ocs!!!!!!

these are gene (she/it, left) and lucky hapigo (he/him, right)!!!! theyre our special little mipys and i love them dearly <33333333 we have an art acc but im posting this to our main idgaf LOL ill just rb it there

anyway info on them in the read more!!!!!

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about gene!!!

we made her for the purpose of an unfinished fic. shes supposed to be the "maidler" (maid+butler) of ai seeyu, who we hc is fiiiilthy rich. she and ai are best friends, and they have this sort of symbiotic relationship?

ai does all the talking when guests are over, and generally does anything that needs any sort of Smarts, because gene doesnt like to speak much and isnt very book smart. on the other side though, gene loves to do house chores and take care of ai, and do basically anything that needs heavy lifting, which we hc ai cant do due to disability.

theyre around the same age id say? im not really sure. gene doesnt attend the school as of the fic, but i like to think it starts attending after the events of said fic!!!!! she hangs out with the one star students pretty much exclusively. shes really shy.

also yes her design and name are a vague nod to the jackbox character gene! we conceptualized her first with the idea of a maid/butler character that we could make a fesh pince joke out of, so we started with the nickname "g" and bibi just went uhhh GENE for its actual name LOL

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about lucky!!!

lucky we first thought of with the concept of "sor oc with a voiceclaim of skullvolver" that i THINK came right after the godgame stream with the iconic payphone bit?? cause we were like oh skull is the only one on this stream not in sor. thatd be funny to make as a joke. ...it was quickly no longer a joke. the voiceclaim part isnt super serious though LOL he sounds like that annoying ppl as spiderman bit

we came up with the name lucky hapigo because name puns are very fitting with sor, and it kinda fit well with the personality we wanted to give him!!!! lucky is basically as his name says!!! happy go lucky!!!! hes in the hero club, a very small club of two tokusatsu type heroes who get no work because raven is saving the day all the time before they get a chance. hes pissed at her for it.

initially i was gonna make raven and lucky cousins? im still on the fence about it. currently not canon to his lore but idk it still could be LOL

ALSO I OC X CANON SHIP HIM WITH ZERO. YKNOW THE GOKU KNOCKOFF ONE STAR STUDENT. THAT GUY. i thought itd be funny and cute LOL. theyre really cute together in my heart. two very nice boys who are kind of dumb and need to spar with everything that moves.

also lucky LOOOOVES idols. hes strawberrys biggest fan and clams up when hes near her LOL hes always cheering for her!!!!!!

his toku fit currently doesnt exist i havent designed it LOL. i dont think he has a Full helmet, just a half one with a visor and lets his ponytail stick out the back. its probably very magical "girl"/idol adjacent though. idk!!!!

can you tell im attatched to him

#ravenposting🌟😁#sparkle on raven

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