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Started writing Nutcracker!Rhys with the intention of making it filthy and have tragically given it plot instead
#It was such an accident#and like#the plot fo the nutcracker is INSANE#so who knows how that happened#anyway send thoughts and prayers#Nutcracker!Rhys is going to be in two parts and who's to say if the smut will happen today
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something they don’t tell you about being autistic is that every character you write WILL end up autistic/autistic-coded whether you like it or not
#icarus speaks#thinking about orion’s belt!purp#i’ve made her so fucking autistic on complete accident 😭#just bc i project so much onto cpurp in general
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I am BEGGING younger drivers. drive carefully. give yourself room. for fuck's sake use your turn signals and don't fucking weave thru traffic. this is not a video game, this is real life and if you get into an accident, you could get killed or kill someone else VERY easily
#my poasts#for tagging purposes#driving carefully won't save you from ever getting into an accident#but it WILL reduce your chances
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halloween turtle 🎃
#artists on tumblr#illustrators on tumblr#halloween#autumn#artsypeachy#I can’t remember if I posted this in this account. sorry if I ever repost something twice on accident lol
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Headcanon that Jason never learned how to drive but kind of figured it out and drives alright. For the most part. Okay, he's not a good driver, and in all honesty, this is probably canon since I doubt he ever took driver's ed but here are some scenes to consider:
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Dick: The car in front of you is slowing down. Slow down. Jason slow down. JASON SLOW THE FUCK DOWN.
Jason: Okay! Okay! Calm down, it's hard to tell when the car in front of you is slowing down anyways.
Dick: Yeah that's why cars come with brake lights. You know, the things on the back of the car? That go off when the driver is breaking?
Jason: ...OH so that's what those mean.
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Jason: Damn this road is so dark, I genuinely cannot see.
Tim: Turn on your brights.
Jason: The what?
Tim: *sigh* Twist the stick thingy.
Jason: Oh my god have these been there the entire time?
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*Jason driving alone and fumbling with lots of different buttons and switches to try and find where the windshield wipers are in loony toones esc fashion*
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Damian (who is currently in drivers ed): You can turn left now.
Jason: You can only turn right on red.
Damian: Yeah but it's a one way onto another one way. You can turn left in red.
Jason: This feels illegal.
Damian: I promise you it isn't.
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Damian (before he took drivers ed): Aren't we suppose to exit at some point?
Jason (currently on his third lap around the roundabout): Yeah I'm just... Scared.
#he hasn't gotten into an accident yet#batman#dc#dc comics#dcu#batfam#dc universe#batman wayne family adventures#jason todd#tim drake#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#red robin#damian wayne#robin#batman robin
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
#edit: i know i did not invent the phrase no nobility in suffering#holy fuck this hit 50k are we all. doing okay.#please stop telling me about sweet latkes i knOW about them#this was a terrible horrible accident involving a sugar shaker with a very large opening that i mistook as being a salt shaker#there was a quarter cup of white granulated sugar on my hashbrown before i could even process my mistake
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More on that AU I scribbled where Bill’s parents were alive and were supportive of their son and his actions <3
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#the book of bill#billford#bill cipher#scalene cipher#euclid cipher#stanford pines#weirdmageddon#gravity falls fanart#cipher family fun au#digital art#my art#procreate#bill gets his instability from his mama 😁😁😁#really love how bill looks in that first page idk he just turned out so nicely#the first drawing of this AU blew up on accident LMAO oopsie
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#funny#memes#dank memes#meirl#relatable#comedy#i know the season started a while ago#but im feeling it rn#to the person who invented allergies:#i pray that one day when you get sick someone makes you a really delicious chili stew#and you accidently get some chili on your fingers#and forget about it#and then rub your nose#jesterscourt
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So I have this headcanon about Larry...
#Pokemon#Pokemon Scarlet#Pokemon Violet#Pokemon sv#Pokemon Larry#Pkmn#Comic#traffic accident#car crash#ask to tag#Isekai Larry
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Hey now, Let her cook!
#dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#senshi#laios touden#marcille donato#izutsumi#oyasumi punpun#<- In case you are wondering what the source for the little bird guy is.#Yeah that's right. I'm back to my extremely obscure crossover BS.#Punpun is one of those series that falls under the category of 'Good! but I cannot responsibly recommend this to anyone."#If Dungeon Meshi is like a friend asking you to go on a quick errand and you accidently go on a life changing roadtrip -#Punpun is your friend asking to go on a quick errand and they pull up to the vet and tell you your dog is being put down.#Then they explode into sludge. Melting your car. You hitchhike back but the person who picked you up is an axe murderer.#I could not finish it. My friends who did say it was good. But agree it was for the best I did not finish it.#Hey speaking of tone twists...We are one episode away from one of my favourite chapters being animated!#WHO'S READY FOR THE SENSHI BACKSTORY! WHO IS READY TO CRY!#ME! I AM! I spooked my flatmate with how energetic I was this morning. I'm vibrating with energy I was not designed to contain.#I should talk about today's episode here: It was very good. I love how they animated the familiars.#And!!! Anime only people now are in the loop on the Chilchuck lore. Part 1 of many. He still contains multitudes.#They all do to be honest! If this episode told us anything it was that we still don't know these characters as well as we think!#See you guys next week. I'll be inconsolable.
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barkudeku
#bnha#mha#midoriya izuku#bakugou katsuki#bkdk#dkbk#quirk accident#doodles#habs art#izuku’s an australian shepherd and katsuki’s a pomeranian!#my canine academia
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need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago
(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)
#my hands are still shaking to be quite honest i could not put a lot of effort into this.#but like. brain. why did you do that#literally i have been like hopelessly obsessed with de nonstop thinking abt it for the past couple of days it is Scaring me#it is terminal its soooo fucking chronic#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#for anyone who wants to know i bumped into some guys car that was stopped for a school bus. i think my brain errored and thought#my foot was fully pressing down on the brake pedal but it wasnt.#i am like 99.99 percent sure neither of us had any major damage to our cars but we still filed a police report just in case#because insurance do be a bitch. dudes back bumper was scratched lightly and my front license plate has a dent now#also literally my first ever car accident that ive had ever yippee yay
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good ending
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing jimmy#mouthwashing swansea#i lowkey got this achievement by accident when i was trying to do the 360#because im bad at this game#i'd like to imagine swansea succeeded#not that it wouldve changed the ending all that much#but its about the principle
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an insect collection...
#oh god it's so late#I can only make personal art in the middle of the night#bad time to post this but oh well i need the satisfaction#anyway#i needed more art of butterflies as abstract eyes#also i accidently made kinger lesbian colors#the amazing digital circus spoilers#the amazing digital circus#tadc spoilers#tadc#tadc kinger#kinger
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Tim: “Hey, where’s that scar from? I don’t remember you ever being in any fights that would cause that type of injury.”
Dick: “It’s something I prefer not to talk about. My memory of it is blurred anyway, so I couldn’t tell you if I wanted to—“
Jason, who got into their coms channel a few seconds ago: “HE GOT NAILED IN THE FACE DURING PE!”
Dick: “…How about we focus back on the stakeout.”
#inspired by the time i broke my friend’s fingers with a basketball#on accident#batman#batfamily#batfam#dcu#dc robin#robin#jason todd#bat family#red hood#dc jason todd#dc red hood#dc red robin#red robin#tim drake#dc tim drake#dick grayson#richard grayson#dc dick grayson#dc nightwing#nightwing#dc batman#batkids#batsiblings#bat man#bat siblings
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