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Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess
#Crunchyroll#piracy#funimation#money hungry ass streaming service#rambling#I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god#I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭!#get back to pirating kings!!!#anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this#CR is definitely not worth paying for though#CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee#capitalism#the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway#it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything
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Does Kathryn Hahn ever play a straight woman?
#the answer is no y’all#she doesn’t#this list is actually so much longer#bad moms#we’re the millers#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#vidarkness#agathario#afternoon delight#I still haven’t watched this one#kathryn hahn#jubshead
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i’m sensing a trend
#jackcore moment#sorry i keep comparing rogue & jack my bad y’all#it’s so silly when psychic paper does Not. in fact. show actual credentials#and instead it’s just like Yeah Ur Hot#💀💀💀#doctor who#15th doctor#rogue doctor who#rogue dw#timerogue#captain jack harkness#uhhh#jackrose#?!
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Forgive me.
#I built a wall and staged a baby murder in Minecraft to make this#epic the musical#odysseus epic#the odyssey#the horse and the infant#just a man#epic the musical fanart#art#fan art#digital art#procreate art#artists of tumblr#rustic space doodles#cw baby death#?#I feel like this DEFINITELY needs warnings but uh#idk what they are so if I miss one#my bad y’all#cw blood#cw war#cw murder
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just dutch x the met museum ♡ miffy and melanie in outfits inspired by the artwork of edgar degas
#begging on my knees i need them so badly#i already have a just dutch miffy so only really need her pink outfit but omggggg i want the melanie one so bad#sold out instantly online of course .. praying for a restock waaaaa#or if any of y’all happen to be going to the met any time soon and wanna pick one up for me … maybe…….. please#a#miffy#edgar degas
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thinking about eren with facial hair…specifically him ravenously eating pussy with tons of stubble and a faint beard. Never even bothering to shave it bc he works such long, grueling hours (and honestly more so because you like the look!). Sort of neglecting his own self care to give you a life of luxury but it doesn’t even matter..not when he’s rewarded by getting to spread you open with those legs tossed over his shoulders. Anklet dangling on his upper back as he greedily feasts on your cunt. He’s breathing heavily and salivating like an animal, hungry only for you and fixated on nothing else. Juices dripping all down the sides of his cheek and his lips and tongue fixated on that swollen clit..thanks in part to you grinding your slit fiercely against it. He knows how much you love that friction so he keeps you plastered right underneath his nose. Gripping your asscheeks to make certain you can’t get away from him and he doesn’t let up until you’ve wet up every single hair on his face.
#aot x black reader#black fem reader#attack on titan#eren x black fem!reader#eren headcanons#eren jaeger#god I missed my man#I haven’t written a full fic for him in so long#black fanfic writer#black reader#eren jaeger x black reader#eren x black y/n#eren yeager#eren aot#aot smut#attack on titan smut#aot modern au#I kept seeing fanarts of him with that beard and lost my mind#this is bad#but y’all get the idea#aot headcanons#eren smut#eren jeager smut#eren jaeger smut#smut headcanons#snk smut
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It’s them
Wait, Jane Austen wrote books?
#I’m sorry I was having to much fun lol#we do a little tomfoolery! we’re going silly mode! we’re up to some buffoonery! we’re doing nothing but clowning!#asks🗣️#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable spouses#my fanart#aziracrow#fem!aziraphale#fem!crowley#ineffable wives#Do y’all like Jane Austen? I had to read her at uni and I was so bored llmaooo I was a bad English major#ineffable lovers#ineffable partners#ineffeble wives
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Water rushes in and I will welcome it in / I am not afraid to give you everything
(Click for better quality please and thank you)
I love these two a lot I have written a billion chapters of fanfiction already (my source for that is that I made it the fuck up three seconds ago)
#y’all already know the lyrics have got to be from a The Crane Wives song. The Diving Bell got me real bad okay#god it’s so joever for me#ninjago#lego ninjago#ninjago seabound#ninjago dragons rising#jay ninjago#ninjago jay#jay walker#agent walker#nya ninjago#ninjago nya#nya smith#nya jiang#jay x nya#jaya#ninjago jaya#seawalker#ninjago seawalker#oh jaya but in a different font ily#cablart
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seeing you outright mention you have death feedism tendencies is like a shotgun to the chest (positive)
i have a medical phobia that’s somehow twisted itself into death feedism ngl. also, evil feeders. 😳
someone hellbent on keeping me as fat as possible for as long as they can—knowing what cocktail of drugs keeps my heart pumping, dumbing me down and keeping me pliant with edibles hidden in my food, waking me up every few hours for feedings and funnel sessions instead of letting me sleep so the weight piles on faster than it should..
somewhere deep down i know it’s not good for me. maybe my feeder tells me about all the health problems i have while the feeding tube is in my mouth and i can barely think, but i can’t focus on what they’re saying without getting overwhelmed. if i don’t remember later, it doesn’t really matter, right?
maybe occasionally i’d “come to my senses,” during a lull in the feedings. when my feeder is busy and away for a while, after i’ve made my way through a small mountain of snacks and the mini fridge (full of shakes laced with THC to keep me docile) is just out of reach. maybe i’d try to get up, only to collapse back down because my knee problems finally caught up to me and fuck, it hurts to even try to walk. maybe then i’d finally take a look at where i am, how i’ve given up my life for someone’s (and my own, let’s be real) sick pleasure.
i’d have to deal with that realization for a while. maybe i’d start to cry, unable to handle the reality. eventually, though, my feeder would come back. they’d find me in this state and console me, getting the funnel ready because they can hear my stomach rumbling and it’s been too long since i’ve eaten. they’ll coo into my ear about how it’s all okay, how i asked for this and it’s what we both want.
they’d give my belly a shake, grasping the lowest roll in their hands and enjoying the way it makes my entire body wobble. they’d press a kiss onto the vast expanse of fat above my belly button, an area they were so excited to see expand under their care. they’d struggle a bit to lift one of my tits, eager to see how my breath hitches at the thought of their mouth on me. these are all distractions. they’ve mastered this game of manipulation and there’s no way i’d be able to find my way out of their control. their touch, the food they offer me, even those moments when i’m not high or in a haze of fullness and pleasure, were meant to further ensnare me and ensure i’m theirs for as long as i live.
my health, my life, is in my feeder’s hands. they know what’s best. as long as i keep eating, keep taking the pills they hand me, keep ignoring how hard it is to move and breathe, it will all be fine. or, that’s what i’d tell myself.
#medical phobia as in i WILL faint if im in a hospital/drs office/nursing home for too long#my anxiety mostly affects me physically and that’s a manifestation of it lmfao#i have a soft spot for feeders in the medical field too ngl#like. tell me how bad what i’m doing is for my health#i need the details too. tell me what chemicals are at work to keep my fatass alive and in a semi-healthy state#and then encourage me more? please 🥺#just so y’all know though. i doubt this is something i’d genuinely indulge in#idk if it’s possible for me to get THAT fat but god the thought is hot#and if a feeder is willing. hmmm :3#talk#ask#feedism.#death feedism
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hello denizens of tumblr i come with humble offerings
they wish to romance you
#HIHIHIIIIHIIII ITS BEEN A WHILE!!!!#IVE STARTED COLLEGE!!!!#AND IM SO BUSY BUT IM HAVING SO MUCH FUN#BIOLOGY IS SO FUN TOO!!!#I love love love science and biology#what was I saying??#oh yeah HELLOO!!!!#IM STILL ALIVE AND KICKING#crying about statistical inferences but still alive#im going to be busy for a long time but i promise i still care y’all#and if i left any one of you on read i am sorry#im going to respond to all of you in just a minute i prommy life has just been insane so far#insanely good and bad ways#ive learned about people i thought i knew and about subjects i never thought i would understand#okay okay okay enough treating my blog like my diary#thats what my sketchbook is for!! xD#fnaf#fnaf fanart#dca#dca fandom#the dca#the daycare attendant#fnaf sb#security breach#sun fnaf#moon fnaf#sundrop#moondrop#love ya’ll make sure to take care of yourselves#chicken doodles
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Part 5
brrrr cross wanting to help killer :))
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#my comics#mitsusart#undertale au#art#undertale#sans undertale#au undertale#sans#nightmare sans#horror sans#killer sans#cross sans#dust sans#murder sans#bad sanses#nightmares gang#murder time trio#xtale#dreamtale#dusttale#something new au#horrortale#comic#cross wanting to help is so cute shdhdjj#I promise you guys will love the next part ehehdhhdhe#enjoy this one for now :)#love y’all 💛
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MC has over 800 thousand followers on main.
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lucifer, will you believe them if they say it was just a joke?
(oh yeah sorry for shit picture quality btw)
#not doing what i should be doing#i’m going thru it with mephisto y’all#wanna write about him so bad but i don’t know his character that well#hmmm. might reblog with a story anyway#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me swd#obey me mc#obey me crack#obey me mephistopheles#obey me twitter
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I gotta be honest I do think it would be very funny if after the Binghamton game Lola tried to call Neil to taunt him but it didn’t go through because he never charges his phone so it’s dead and just going straight to voicemail
Like the plan would still work, they didn’t need Neil to know ahead of time, they could still get him away unnoticed with a whole riot happening
But I do think it would have taken a bit of the wind out of their sails. Just a bunch of grown adults huddled around a ringing phone in this car trying to call a teenager to bully him but he won’t pick up. And they’re like ‘no it’s fine it’s whatever’ but clearly they’re a little upset about it
#just the mental image of them all in the car sitting around the ringing phone#and the guy they’re about to kidnap just doesn’t pick up the phone for them to tell him#like y’all are in your 40s and you want to bully this teenager so bad before murdering him#aftg#all for the game#neil josten
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I may or may not like Connie
#faceee art#dandys world#dandys world fanart#connie dandy's world#I’m ignoring everything and drawing her over and over#none of y’all get her like I do💔#jk I’m prob making very ooc but idc#also make her angry please I want the fire hair trope so bad🙏🙏#also idc that shes slow af she makes up for it by being awesome
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Just got back from seeing Sonic 3 and HOOOOOOLY SHIT y’all. Oh my fucking god. OH my god. Ohhhh my g o d
#IT. WAS. PHENOMENAL. PERFECTION. LITERALLY EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE ASKED FOR#SPOILERS AHEAD IN THE TAGS BEWARE#They gave us Shadow on a motorcycle. Shadow with a GUN. Shadow flexing by POPPING OFF HIS LIMITER RINGS LIKE A BADASS#AND!!! THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY GODDAMN LIFE. HOMIE WENT SUPER SHADOW AND HE WAS G L O R I O U S#THE LIGHT FUR…..THE SPARKLES…..THE GLOWINGGGGG!! HE WAS GLOWING!!!!!!#WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!! WE GOT LIVE AND LEARN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ALSO genuine family bonding? Sonic Team bonding? SONADOW BONDING???#Shadow’s little smiles during the flashbacks with Maria MY GOD I WAS GOING TO BLOW UP.#Shadow did the Akira slide on his bike and I said repeatedly under my breath I’m not a furry I’m not a furry I’m NOT a furry#I’M NOT I SWEAR#I’M JUST A HARDCORE SHADOW GIRLIE#Homie had me swooning tho I WILL NOT LIE!!!#I felt so bad for my friends I was probably insufferable for the entire film I tried SO hard to reign my fangirling back#I squealed and stimmed a LOT. SORRY Y’ALL THE AUTISM LEAPT OUT. THAT WAS BEYOND MY CONTROL#OH AND THE END?????? METAL SONIC??? A M Y??????#I KNEW they were gonna tease Amy I had a feeling#Also also it was so funny as we were walking out of the theater this guy was like ‘TAKE THAT OBAMA!!!’ and waited for an answer#And then he was like okay nobody got that. But then I said ‘I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!’ and he started CHEERING LMAOOO#That movie was a religious experience. For ME. I feel like I’ve ascended to heaven#I’m so. Fucking happy right now I’m SO happy it was so good I’m going to cry#I love you Shadow the Hedgehog I love you Sonic the Hedgehog I’m going to break apart literally right now#Also one more BIG thing but I’m putting that in a separate post. Hold on.#Shima speaks#Sonic 3#Sonic#Sonic the Hedgehog#Sonic movie 3#Sonic spoilers
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so me and the bestie have been binge-playing re2/re4
#also known as Leon S Kennedy and the terrible horrible no good very bad day#y’all this man had seen so many man-made horrors beyond comprehension#playing this backwards going thru re4 like man this guy just isn’t phased and then playing re2 like what the DEVIL IS HAPPENING#NO WONDER HE’S JUST PISSED INSTEAD OF FREAKED OUT#racoon city got him MESSED UP#that’s why his muscles so big they full of TRAUMA#resident evil 4 remake#resident evil 2 remake#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#leon scott kennedy
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