#it was so bad y’all

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

[coffin-hopping]

crashed out so hard I ended up face down on the carpet like a sim

[jubshead]

Does Kathryn Hahn ever play a straight woman?

[rystiel]

i’m sensing a trend

[rustic-space-fiddle]

Forgive me.

[dingledraw]

It’s them

Wait, Jane Austen wrote books?

[abigail]

just dutch x the met museum ♡ miffy and melanie in outfits inspired by the artwork of edgar degas

[cable-salamdr]

Water rushes in and I will welcome it in / I am not afraid to give you everything

(Click for better quality please and thank you)

I love these two a lot I have written a billion chapters of fanfiction already (my source for that is that I made it the fuck up three seconds ago)

[chickenchirps27]

hello denizens of tumblr i come with humble offerings

they wish to romance you

[rainbow-femme]

I gotta be honest I do think it would be very funny if after the Binghamton game Lola tried to call Neil to taunt him but it didn’t go through because he never charges his phone so it’s dead and just going straight to voicemail

Like the plan would still work, they didn’t need Neil to know ahead of time, they could still get him away unnoticed with a whole riot happening

But I do think it would have taken a bit of the wind out of their sails. Just a bunch of grown adults huddled around a ringing phone in this car trying to call a teenager to bully him but he won’t pick up. And they’re like ‘no it’s fine it’s whatever’ but clearly they’re a little upset about it

[aballadforbarbatos]

MC has over 800 thousand followers on main.

this post gained thousands of retweets and likes in minutes.

lucifer, will you believe them if they say it was just a joke?

(oh yeah sorry for shit picture quality btw)

[swiftmitsu]

Part 5

brrrr cross wanting to help killer :))

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[the-gotheltic-rowan]

so me and the bestie have been binge-playing re2/re4

[luvzpagie]

glitter lipgloss

you heard the front door of your apartment open, and your girlfriend’s voice rang through the house

“baby?” she yelled in curiosity to where you were at. “i’m in the bathroom!”, finishing up your makeup you did out of boredom.

you had just did your lip combo ending it with a glittery lipgloss. kk walked in looking you up and down, “you look so pretty baby” in a goofy tone, biting the tip of her finger. iykyk.

“thank you” you said giggling a little. she pulled you closer, hands immediately landing on your ass.

she leaned in trying to giving a kiss but you moved back not wanting to mess up your freshly done lips, “girl i know you ain’t just swerve my kiss” kk rolled her eyes.

“ you’re not about to mess up my lipgloss” you retorted back. she gripped your jaw gently.

“kamorea i swear if you kiss me-“

“girl boo” kk said sassily cutting you off. she leaned in to kiss you again this time you let her, her hand cupping and gripping your ass. you couldn’t resist her for too long.

once you pulled away, your lipgloss was smeared and all on kk’s lips.

you laughed at the fact that basically all ur lipgloss was on her.

she looked in the mirror, doing the most sassy shit everr.

“ouu i look good baby” she flipped her twist back, while she stuck her tongue out.

“not better den how it look on me”

“you such a hater, mad cause it look better on me” your girlfriend said smacking her mouth. again iykyk.

you just rolled eyes, shaking your head at how much of a sass fest this girl was.

an idea popped in your head. “baby you should let me do your makeup” you said excited.

“no ma’am! ”

“but whyyy” you whined.

“because no”

“but-“

“no bye” kk said putting her hand in your face.

“whatever” you walked out of the bathroom rolling your eyes, and crossing your arms.

❦.

- TOLD YALL I WAS FINNA WRITE ABOUT HER, anywho this was hella short but cuteee.

hope yall enjoyed. PLEASE give feedback !

[housecow]

y’all will never see me as an actual bbw model or making scenario/stuffing content of any sort because i am a TERRIBLE actor.

no i cant do a cute little moan and rub my belly after a funnel session, im literally about to pass out and need to be tucked into bed

[yasminhananis]

jeremy strong, elijah wood, and lily rabe at a rodarte afterparty — september 14th 2010