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letmetellyouaboutmyfeels · 6 months ago
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It's okay 911 staff you can admit this is how you chose the opening disaster.
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jcams88 · 5 months ago
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You say "Long Face", I say "Revival of Hedwig And The Angry Inch Staring Lestat de Lioncourt"
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generalb · 11 months ago
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Op I couldn’t help it
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#A FLOOFY LUFFY 😊
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frownyalfred · 5 months ago
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thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.
Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:
Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)
weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)
scars
FRESH scars
the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42
Olympic athlete level physiques
rotator cuff injuries across the whole family
scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes
old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)
Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)
every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints
calluses
no really, the weirdest fucking calluses
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paintedcrows · 3 months ago
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Gravity Text Post (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month ago
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Purple Michael is the best FNAF Michael
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biocrafthero · 1 month ago
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certified 90% taur
you know that furry spectrum meme. there's an evil version of it.
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umblrspectrum · 8 months ago
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i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character
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july-19th-club · 2 years ago
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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything
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solarisce · 13 days ago
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say-hi-intrepid-heroes · 2 years ago
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colin = norman + cody walsh
As soon as Zac described his character as “greasy” and “probably smells” I was like yeah. Yeah people are gonna be horny for this Provolone guy
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rystiel · 1 month ago
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au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner
stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy
(plus a part 2 & part 3)
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egophiliac · 1 month ago
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DOGS
IN
SPACE
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xyumichux · 2 months ago
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They stood there for 3 hours debating lol 🩷
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you-were-meteowrong · 8 months ago
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reblog for bigger sample size
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radio-static666 · 9 months ago
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artist cred; wandering_nicky || IG
Distorted visions of my demons My reflection has no meaning
I whisper secrets to my mirror, And in the silence, I see you clearer
Chained to this place, stay here with me A silent plea to set you free
You see my shadow in the hallways I've been lost here in this dark haze
- Secrets // Amira Elfeky
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