#it was my immediate thought

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

It's okay 911 staff you can admit this is how you chose the opening disaster.

[jcams88]

You say "Long Face", I say "Revival of Hedwig And The Angry Inch Staring Lestat de Lioncourt"

[generalb]

Op I couldn’t help it

#A FLOOFY LUFFY 😊

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[lu-inlondon]

source

[paintedcrows]

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[july-19th-club]

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

[umblrspectrum]

i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

colin = norman + cody walsh

As soon as Zac described his character as “greasy” and “probably smells” I was like yeah. Yeah people are gonna be horny for this Provolone guy

[xyumichux]

They stood there for 3 hours debating lol 🩷

[you-were-meteowrong]

reblog for bigger sample size

[radio-static666]

artist cred; wandering_nicky || IG

Distorted visions of my demons My reflection has no meaning

I whisper secrets to my mirror, And in the silence, I see you clearer

Chained to this place, stay here with me A silent plea to set you free

You see my shadow in the hallways I've been lost here in this dark haze

- Secrets // Amira Elfeky

[openphrase123]

do u ever think about how. "the happiest i can remember being" conversation happened after siffrin lost their eye

do u ever think about how mirabelle's expression here is because her friend straight up told her that the jrpg journey where he lost an eye was the best part of their life

do u ever think about how this isn't one of siffrin's fake smiles. can anyone hear me

[datcravat]

[lovealwayssay]

I just did some math and, if Cas is as old as the earth, his 12 years with Dean is equivalent to like 0.08 seconds in a human lifespan. That’s less than 1/10th of a second, shorter than the blink of an eye. He knew Dean for such a short amount of time compared to his entire existence and it was enough to fundamentally change everything about Cas and how he sees the world. That’s absolutely insane to me.

[merrigel]

I want it back = I drag its dead weight forward