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Erroneous Deposit

Theoretical band names

Mike Mycelium and the Shroomers

Mollusks Revenge

Axolotol Questions

Super Penguin X

Brain Justice

T.H.I.N.K. (The Hollowed Ivy’s Night Kin)

Dumbbells

The Poinsettia’s

Pure Dirt

Jensen Ackles’s Ankles

The Burning Minions

Acoustical Tiles

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Based on my poor memory retainment and information known from my years of mindlessly watching cartoons and playing video games, I see to answer the question that nobody asked:

How Would The Teen Titans Play Fortnite?

Let’s start with Starfire. She gives me the most pacifist vibes of the gang, and would likely be carrying all the heals. I see her using midrange weapons, primarily assault rifles, and impact grenades for movement. She also probably has spectacular aim. She would be good on callouts, but would also have trouble focusing on winning, probably finding little things about the map that she likes. I do the same thing.

Next is Robin. He strikes me as sweatiest of the group, rivaled only by Beast Boy when he’s in the mood. In other words, he’s a movement maniac, absolutely doing all the crazy bullshit with the building and the impact grenades and the grappler and all that jazz. I see him using weapons like the Mammoth pistol and the sniper, wanting to do the most with the least. He probably tries to micromanage the gang to little or no success.

Beast Boy and Cyborg have similar playstyles. While they all stick together on the map, these two probably stick the closest, often fighting about opening chests and who gets what loot. Beast boy probably loves using the gimmick weapons of every season, while Cyborg uses the exploding weapons anytime he can. I can guarantee you he used the Iron Man Gloves and the War Machine jet pack back during the Marvel season nonstop. I think BB would be HORRIBLE at builds. He’s not tje payer who builds towers, but definitely the one that impact grenades to the top to shotgun. Speaking of which, shotguns and smgs are also what BB would use, preferring the action packed close combat they provide.

Raven, similar to Beast Boy, probably uses the gimmick weapons, leaning more towards the ones with magical flare. She probably mained her copy in last season and that copy’s weapons. she and Robin probably are the only ones in the group that open up the map to pinpoint where they think they should go next. While she’s the most level headed of the group, I see her having the strongest rages after getting third-partied.

I think they spend vbucks on different things a lot. Starfire, Beast Boy, and Cyborg probably all get the music pass along with the battle pass. Robin would usually only get the normal battle pass, but started getting the OG battle pass out of nostalgia when watching Dick play the game in the early years(he has the Batman skin but doesn’t use it out of respect that he knows Bruce wouldn’t like a version of him using guns). Raven is very select, only getting the cool and edgy skins(but she’ll relent when Starfire or the gang want to match outfits).

I don’t know why I did all this but I was compelled to write down what I thought. Feel free to tell me where I’m probably obviously wrong and to add your own additions

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Oarfish time oarfish time oarfish time

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How the FUCK do my mutuals always seem to find the times when I make my weird ass posts to like and reblog them. This is like the 4th time these last few months. Jump scaring me, the lot of you

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I’m rewatching batman(2022) and that line from Selina to Batman about how she picks ups strays changed something. i need to see her collar Batman. Or read about it in a fic. Anything really

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I think I need to see Batman collared

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Marcille anyone??

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I need several hours of Quiet Time each day or i become the worst person alive

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I like the word peddler. I peddle. I shuffle around on my two legs, hunchbacked with a tiny little cane and a suitcase full of tiny trinkets to sell to you for ten(10) dollars

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Based off two real customers I had lol

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I’m rewatching So I’m a Spider So What? And god how did I not know how bad this show is. Whenever the story goes to anything that isnt related to the spider the budget is slashed in half and the dialogue is twice as long. I completely understand why this never got a second season.

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Eepy chimera farcille 💖

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briefly forgot my brother is playing baldur’s gate and thought i’d fallen into some sort of wormhole

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go my farcilles

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a mermaid duet, featuring our shining stars laios and thistle

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The craziest example of foreshadowing in Steven Universe is Rose's boobs.