Casual Necromancer. The years That I have spent on this earth: 22. One of those that swings both ways, AC-DC’s. He/him. Unapologetically attracted to the giant fairies from botw/totk, apologetically attracted to Melli from Pokémon Legends Arceus, even tho I hate his guts. If you send me rocks i you will gain + 5 in friendship points. If you’re a mutual of mine and I’m only liking your reblogs, it means I’ve hit post limit and it’s all going in the queue babey
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Remember, for your genderfluid make sure to add honey, soy sauce, and some garlic for taste, and to stir in corn starch little by little to thicken it up to make a delicious Gender Teriyaki
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Is there any friendship stronger than the one between an adhd asexual pirate and a queer genderfluid ballerina
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You should be able to say “don’t touch me” to anyone ever in any context and not have it be considered in the realm of surprising or insulting imho if we ever needed to normalize something it’s this
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a sketch by stobotnik. Crooked and oblique, but with a soul
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The Magic Mantle (The Enchanted Cloak), 1898 by Isobel Lilian Gloag (English, 1865–1917)
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So, someone actually found the non-joke car commercial Big Bill Hell's was likely inspired by and I, being me, figured I should transfer the curse back onto you.
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Fuck you, City of Ur!
If you're dumb enough to buy a cartload of copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Ea-Nasir's Imported Metals!
Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!
If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!
If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!
That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!
Take a hike to Ea-Nasir's, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!
How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!
Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll turn you into a eunuch!
Only at Ea-Nasir's, the only merchant that tells you to fuck off!
Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you make a donation to the palace, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
Go to hell! Ea-Nasir's Metals: Sumer's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in Mesopotamia! Guaranteed!
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every pokemon is someone's favourite and i'm determined to find a person for every pokemon so please reblog this and tell me what your number one favourite pokemon of all time is
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my OCs are sooo cool you guys don't know what you're missing. if you could see the show i'm watching in my head rn you'd go so crazy i'm telling u
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"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."
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