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Skaven assassin-thing commission for fellow on blue bird site
#warhammer fantasy#skaven#damn it… Sorry guys i did such things#turned out not bad so i post it#forgive me giving skaven big nature#it was client's requirements
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[ALT ID: A digital painting of Vash from Trigun and a Dependent Plant. Vash's hands are seen, cupping starry water that bleeds down from the veins in his wrist over the Plant's head. The Plant rises from dark, starry water with multiple sets of wings and glowing eyes.]
#THIS is the piece i wanted to do last night#my art#trigun art#vash the stampede#vash#trigun plant#i was debating whether to use the communion liturgy or one of the verses where john baptizes jesus#but uh#here we are#it has been so many years since i like. read. any bible verses askldjdhglk#i HAVE had the micah song stuck on my head for weeks bc of a specific client at work however#🎶what does the lord require of youuuu~~~🎶#......yeah that could be a vash song honestly
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Rufus: I’m a private investigator, and I can help you.
Patricia: I don’t usually trust strange men who follow me through the woods to solicit my business...
Rufus: Well I have a business card.
Patricia: Oh cool, you’re hired!
#stalker ✅#doesn’t ask for payment ✅#gets new clients in the woods ✅#uses a fake name ✅#asks you to bring him more teenage girls from your school ✅#stupid outfit ✅#watches you in your sleep ✅#meets all her requirements!#house of anubis#patricia williamson#rufus zeno
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Getting to the point I’d rather chew my own leg off to escape a bear trap than deal with 2-step verification
#ghost posts#I do bookkeeping and part of that requires me to go into bank accounts#to print out statements and get transaction records#but I don’t have the client’s physical phone obvs and I’m on an ‘unrecognized device’#so I have to send for a passcode every time I try to log in#which sucks majorly since if I step/click away for 5min it logs me out#anyway I’m on bank account number 4 for this single client and going insane
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okay hear me out. i know i love science and i’m very good at chemistry and physics. but what if i became a fucking accountant
#IM SERIOUS…….#like i’ve been doing research about what career path to tailor my degree towards when i go back to school#and it seems like chemistry careers outside of phd research and academia just. barely exist in the US anymore#they’ve been largely outsourced or are extremely geographically limited. or it’s pure bench work that barely pays better than retail#and i’m like. knowing what i know now about my health i just cannot go into academia. i cant. it would take up 100% of my life#and as much as i think i could be smart enough i just like don’t. want to give up on hobbies or having a personal life.#i’m a slow reader/writer. i cant be writing all those papers and making all of those curriculums. it would be all i ever did#and i don’t want to constantly move across the country in pursuit of unicorn chem/bio jobs that would actually interest me#i need to be near my family or a few very close friends on case of a medical emergency#and as for accounting like. look at my hobbies. i love optimizing dragon capitalism on FR. i love making charts and solving puzzles#i don’t mind menial tasks. i need a job with consistent hours that i can leave at the office. bc otherwise i can get too wound up#accountants are in demand everywhere and the pay is actually proportional to the amount of schooling required#depending on the company you work for the work/life balance can be pretty reasonable apparently#i’m good at math enjoy solving problems and have job experience recruiting clients and solving their unique problems#it’s not as spiritually fulfilling as astrobiology but like does it have to be? if i could have a stable and healthy life with people i love#idfk man
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In the mood to make a personal post but all my ideas are bad
#I really don’t want to become one of those internet therapists#you know the ones#they’ve been to the mountaintop of pure and perfect mental wellness#and they’ve returned to the trenches to gift pearls of wisdom to the rest of us#being a good therapist to me requires daily reminders that there but for the grace of god go I#the difference between me and my clients is so much smaller than I want to believe it is#the distance between everyone and my clients is so much smaller than we want to believe it is#I get why some therapists feel like they need that sense of superiority but I think it wrecks your ability to actually empathize#and sure doing it the other way can veer into ‘I’m not qualified to be here because I’m a mess too’#but I’d rather admit to being a mess than pretend I never was one#or pretend that I’ll never be a mess again#anyway this has been a really hard week at work and I’ll probably blow off tomorrow because I feel profoundly sad#I haven’t lived through what my clients have lived through#but I hear so many different people’s stories and they all just stick with me#and some weeks that’s harder to handle than others#clown hours
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update on my job situation.. my clients got on a call with my boss and literally said "please make sure jay stays on the team" and then sent an email saying the same. ok so maybe im safe for a bit LOL
#me spending a lot of energy on making sure my clients trust me and i fully understand their projects and requirements pays off....#who could have guessed!!!#when i quit my last job one of my clienrs nearly cried on the call cause i was leading her projects lol#i am good at what i do. nice to have the reminder#context my colleague got fired out of nowhere and im terrified they were gonna gut this account and replace us completely
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I did eventually fix my Mac copy of AssCreed and it was a problem of needing a file to go in a folder it wasn't in for whatever reason, and like two lines of code had to be added, and don't get me wrong I have a degree in programming so I know how to do that. HOWEVER I think it's ridiculous to charge someone 60 dollars for a completely broken copy of the game and even more ridiculous to tell someone to get fucked when they're mad their 60 dollar purchase doesn't work and when the fix took maybe 30 seconds once I figured out what was wrong.
Like. Yeah I knew how to fix it. But also you shouldn't need a literal degree in programming in order to boot up a game in this day and age. It should be as simple as clicking a button.
#every once in a while I surprise the IT guys at work#bc they're coaching me thru something and I know how to do it I just don't know the passwords#so I anticipate what they're asking me to do#and they're like 'wow how did you know how to do that'#surprise I went to tech school for my senior year of high school and have had an IT degree since technically#I then realized I hated my clients and they treated me like a penis is required to operate a keyboard#so I switched gears into art instead#art college I immediately dropped out of and became a dog trainer but w/e
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I wish I could just veilguard all day today to escape Things but ofc I woke up at 3am with an absolutely killer migraine…..and I can’t afford not to work today 🫠
#it’s the worst I’ve have in a while ugh#it’s half weather related and half the massage I got yesterday related#maybe half shark week related too#yeah that’s 3 halves it’s that bad okay#this is the first time I’ve been able to tolerate my eyes being open in a few hours#without excruciating pain…..#I can’t afford to miss work today tho…..#I’m still staying home because I will not be able to do the things I need to at work today#physically#there are so many foot treatments today#(which require front desk help and lots of being On for the clients)
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Lmao i was crying too hard and dripped tears on my phone and tried to wipe it off with my sleeve forgetting that i had used my sleeve to blow my nose and ended up smearing snot all over instead of cleaning off the teardrops \o/ i need a change of clothes and a shower lol
#Jrnlsht#The only thing ive been really confident in was that one opportunity in switzerland because sure i dont have any triple a names#But there are not many people who have both g*me industry and education experience and this was for a educational company#but its been a week and i have heard nothing from them ;_;#I KNOW i can do the work required at a big name studio because i have done it just through client/studio interactions rather than direct#but nobody is gonna fucking believe me because i dont have the prestigious names and a damn list
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idk if this is too crazy but.... what if we.... downloaded a proximity voice chat.... to play on the milgramblr server.... *dies of pipebomb-related causes*
#qrevo.txt#ok but i think it would be pretty fun tho#i'll try to cook a little modpack with client-side mods that don't require dependency with the server.... i'll bring news....#(or not if this doesn't work lol)
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Hello! I don't know if this is a question you can answer, but do you happen to know what degrees are required to be something along the lines of gender therapist or a therapist that specializes in helping queer people?
You've hit a general interest of mine, and while I'm not going into gender or sexuality therapies, I am interested in psych. Whatever college you decide to go to will likely have a better answer for you, so please network.
It really depends on what you want to focus on as a queer-focused professional, but you will likely need a bachelor's degree at minimum, and additionally, you will likely want to take classes in gender and sexuality studies and sex in general. Think about exactly what you would want for this career. For instance, you probably don't need a doctorate if you aren't going into psychiatry or if you aren't interested in being able to actually prescribe medication, so you might not want to choose to pursue your education or career that far. A master's in counseling and even sex therapy would likely be great for you.
Again, definitely talk to whatever college or university you're interested in and see what classes they would advise you to take, if they have those classes.
I'm definitely not an expert in this area, my degree is going towards something slightly different in the medical field. These are what I've gathered from general research into counseling and queer-specific care
Just to break this down, what you might want to look into is:
Bachelor's degree (minimum) or master's in counseling/behavioural therapy
Licensure requirements for the state and/or country you live in
Gender/sexuality studies, or sex therapy courses
#ask#anon#trans#transgender#queer#lgbt#lgbtq#queer therapy#a bachelor's would be a very bare minimum degree to enter the field so i would heavily encourage you to gravitate towards your master's#you likely won't need a doctorate unless you specifically wanted to prescribe medication for your clients#i've heard the WPATH has a certificate but i don't think it's required per se (def get it if you want)#if i missed something definitely expand/correct! i'm not an expert and this isn't the niche i'm going into for studies
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I fucking hate "wealth management" companies.
#Like I know our current economic system pretty much requires them#But I can't help feeling that they shouldn't exist#A family member set up an account for me#And I appreciate the thought but#I'm just reading the terms and conditions and I keep going#Fucking bourgeoisie bullshit#I'm not even a communist or actually solid socialist#But goddam#Every bulletpoint is like “we may do this but we don't have to”#Fuck man wtf kind of client agreement is that#I have half a mind to liquidate this account immediately after getting it officially opened but I feel like that would be hurtful#The account managers or whatever there seem nice enough but I honestly don't want them handling money connected to me#They're part of the “shareholders' proffits are the priority” structure and from what little I've seen seem to hold that value#Which I really don't jive with#And like I said their ~contract~ is more about what they're ALLOWED to do that what they are OBLIGATED to do which just seems sketchy#Drunk tumblring#Yes I'm drinking while reviewing legally-binding documents#It didn't start out that way. This bullshit drove me to it.#At least my drinking decent whiskey like the people who actually use these companies. Lol#Fml#Why couldn't you just open a CD at a normal bank ffs#Tbh another reason not to completely close out everything and tell them to fuck off is#that I have aspirations of setting up like a trust fund (or something?) for my disabled friend in case I die#I should get on that#And I figure that's something these people could help with#In spite of what I said before#Idk man#I am just straight-up not having a good time bro#first world problems
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Only a week of WordPress and I'm already remembering why I stopped the first time, this shit is literally soul sucking I fucking hate it
#it's the most boring type of development existing probably#but grinding my teeth because this is the second quickest way i have to make money#ugh i also have to learn how to do ios app development because of my father's client#i hope the language used for that is better than apple's shitty computers#i miss kotlin that's a serious language that requires brain to use not this stupid mix of html and php that i detest#also fuck css i find it so unpleasant for some reason
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Btw, re: my opinion that computers are not gonna be able to translate sign languages in our lifetime, it's not that sign languages are necessarily More complicated than spoken/written languages (I truly don't know how you'd measure that but I'd assume they're equally complicated). But video is, in terms of sheer data, much bigger and presumably harder to process than audio. I cannot imagine this happening without *astounding* computational resources which would take far more energy, water, and money than a human interpreter (and, more importantly, wouldn't work as well, at least for the foreseeable future). I assume the computation would happen off site in most cases if it did work, meaning the Internet connection is gonna need to be phenomenal (there is already widespread dissatisfaction with VRS human interpreters used in medical settings because half the time the connection drops). Speech to text, with all the issues it still has, seems like a breeze in comparison to 'understanding' a video.
I also cannot wrap my mind around how a machine would handle depictions. Like, with some practice behind me, my human mind is now able to understand (some) depictions I've never seen before (thank goodness, because there will ALWAYS be new depictions I haven't seen before, bc Deaf people are resourceful and creative), but I don't see how a machine would. That's pure sci fi to me. I also wouldn't expect a machine to do a good job translating stuff it's never heard before in a spoken language (e.g. wordplay, or the way you can sometimes tell the meaning of a new slang word from context, or an uncommon name even), but the thing is I think depiction is a much bigger part of daily life than wordplay is?
#Just wanted to clarify I wasn't like being weird and elevating signed languages above spoken#or i mean. if i still am let me know. it's true that ASL seems more complicated to me than English#but i try to recognize and work around that bias#like of course my native language doesn't seem complicated *to me*. i get that#anyway. I also don't know anything about the tech involved so by all means take me with a grain of salt#But this truly feels like common sense to me#If you time traveled me to the year 2080 and I saw a machine accurately translating ASL into English#My first thought would be 'which ocean is being drained for this right now'#And then 'wtf is the sheer size of this program + the database it's working off of'#I think it's cool to study this stuff. Don't get me wrong. But I don't think we should kid ourselves#It's not gonna be practical anytime soon#All that's without even considering the reverse of translating a spoken language back into a signed language#i think because human interpreters aren't perfect (because the job is hard!!) there could certainly be a temptation#to think that machines could be better than humans one day#but man. do you know what would be a better use of resources for the time being?#supporting hearing and especially Deaf interpreters in their studies and jobs#turns out a great way to improve a human's performance is to give them a teammate#we don't have to jump straight to replacing them with a machine#for anyone who doesn't know: if a particular job requires deep understanding of Deaf culture & deafness & the Deaf community#a hearing interpreter can team up with a Deaf interpreter for much better results#like the Deaf interpreter can interpret the hearing interpreter's signing into signing the Deaf client can understand better#and vice versa#anyway. it makes sense people are excited about machines. but can we stop going around saying 'hey AI is gonna take your job'#for jobs that we don't even understand 🙃#this is where y'all find out that this whole wall of text is directed at a guy who said that to my husband
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Personal nothingness under cut
Just had a really heavy session. Sometimes I’m not sure how I do this job.
#certainly don’t think I could ever do it full time#I have ten clients right now and that alone can get overwhelming#at least my full time job requires little to no emotional energy#grateful for my calm and stable home life#sometimes I just think about how this would be my life if I didn’t get out of an abusive relationship six years ago#dodged a motherfucking bullet but not everyone is as fortunate as me#some people were just dealt really shitty hands and it doesn’t matter that they don’t deserve it bc life isn’t fair
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