#it was belphegor lmaooooo

[hellgivenhasmoved]

i just think it's funny that davina has only EVER kissed one demon for a deal and that deal was rendered NON-EXISTENT when said demon was killed in s15. and she only made the deal to help said demon get the throne of hell...at the promise of him helping her get her magic back

[vendettasfanfictioning]

what chuck did to jack was insane ngl but the way they decided to add this line here is making me lose my shit

[satansindexfinger]

Can you do the Brothers and Undateables reacting to an MC who called God sky daddy?

Author's note: ahsjdjdkf this is hilarious, thank you for requesting! It feels so weird putting the fancy banners and everything for something this silly lmao

Warnings: none

Crack; gn!mc

Everyone's Reaction To You Calling God 'Sky Daddy'

Lucifer

"... Pardon?"

He knows for a fact you did not just call his father sky daddy of all things. It takes him a moment to process it.

He visably cringes and rubs his temples, annoyance evident, "Please, for the love of everything, do not refer to him that way ever again."

What would even posess you to do that? You humans really are an enigma Lucifer can't decipher.

He couldn't look more disgusted if he tried.

Mammon

"Huh? W-who are ya callin' that?!"

Relax, Mammon. God isn't their side-hoe. It's not the type of daddy you're picturing. It's a joke.

"Damn, why didn't ya just call him by his name... yer really weird, yknow that?"

Now he's jealous. Why does God get a goofy nickname and he doesn't?!

Leviathan

"LMAOOOOO"

Thinks it's hilarious. So what if it's his dad? That was a good one, MC!

Boy is well-versed in obscure internet slang so nothing can surprise him on that front. Won't dare to use it himself but... okay, maybe when it's just you two.

He really wants to fit in okay? Probably has his own fair share of memes relating to The Lord (tm) and will send you every last one.

Satan

"Thank who?"

Did he hear you right? Is this some weird type of human word play? Even his big brain needs a second to connect the dots.

"Huh, I've never heard that alias of his before. Well, he is on the upper realm, and he is technically the father of all things... I suppouse it makes sense."

Doesn't pay any mind to it after analyzing the connection. He thinks it's a weird way of saying it but you do you, MC.

I lied. He so keeps that in the back of his mind to use when Lucifer is around just to piss him off.

Asmodeous

"Oh, MC! I didn't know you had quite the mouth on you! How blasphemous!"

Gasps like the drama queen he is.

Good job, you've turned his cringy flirt mode on. Now he won't leave you alone.

You might want to reconsider your word usage around this bitch next time.

Beelzebub

Whomst? What?? Sky who?

Doesn't get it, doesn't ask about it. He thinks he didn't hear you clearly over the sound of his munching.

Will look at you like a confused dog and cock his head, hoping you'd explain. If you do he will just nod. Like it's the most normal thing he's heard all day.

"Ah, you mean Father." Whatever. Back to your guys' scheduled sixth meal of the day.

Belphegor

"Sky daddy? Really? Could you be any weirder about him?"

If you pay close attention you can hear his subtle snicker. Come off it Belphie, you think it's hilarious.

Would absolutely call his maker sky daddy if they ever met again. Shame he's probably permanently banned from the celestial realm.

Look me in the eyes and tell me he hasn't attempted to call God weird ass names to his face before.

Joins Satan in his quest to piss Lucifer off by calling their father that.

Diavolo

Congrats, you've stumped the demon lord himself! .. For a split second. Then he lets out a laugh like he's just watched the funniest stand up on Netflix.

"You're just full of surprises, aren't you, MC? What an odd nickname!"

Thinks it's charming for some reason. You little humans and your interesting choice of words! How cute!

"Does that make me ground daddy?"

Diavolo please.

Barbatos

Ignores you. No reaction from this killjoy right here.

Okay, maybe he finds it just a tad amusing. Won't show it though. He might mention it in passing while he's having tea with Diavolo and chuckle a bit about the blatant disrespect you have the balls to show, but that's about it.

Or so you think. Motherfucker will drop it in conversation when you least expect it.

"It's a good thing we heard the timer on the oven this time. I suppouse we can thank Sky Daddy for this?"

It sounds illegal coming out of his mouth.

Solomon

"Daddy Jay-Z really has blessed us today."

Will play along with it. Man gives zero shits. Remember, this is the same dude who wanted to call Michael Mike.

He already knows he's going to hell shall he become mortal again so why not drag his favourite MC down with him?

"May the cloud son-in-law and holy poltergeist help us one day too."

You two are a walking menace.

Simeon

(Let me upload the banner you piece of shit site)

Look absolutely scandalized. You might as well have murdered Luke right infront of his eyes.

"M-MC!! That is highly disrespectful! Please watch your language, especially if Luke is around."

Knows you were probably trying to be funny but mans is whipped for holiness. Relax, he knows you probably didn't know any better so he isn't mad.

Just a bit dissappointed.

Won't lecture you further but will sigh and look disapprovingly if you ever did it again.

[demon-love-story]

Hellooo~ For your 6 Characters Ask Game could I suggest six of the demon princes? Any six of your choosing! ❤😈 Thank you 🙏🏽

E'llo InfinitNei!

I guess this is a revenge? 😂

Push off a cliff: Mammon— he can "fly" he'll be fine, he needs to air out his dirty junk anyway

Kiss: hhhnnn I think I'm gonna die bc Satan is taken by a smexy nun butyea- on the cheek like smoochin a sibling with whom you have a ricketty relationship but you are in a fam gathering and you have to play nice lmaooooo

Marry: Beelzebub 🥺👉👈 infinite supplies of food and c-cuddles.....

Set on Fire: LISTEN—-- Asmodeus. He will take it as a compliment, really better than a smooch. (I'd be like *hey gurl 👉👉* then he proceeds to be set ablaze, hey listen we are in hell and i am no scientist)

Wrap a Blanket around: Belphegor is a depressed bby mole boi, I feel him, he needs time and rest for forever 🤍

Be Roommates with: Lucifer!! Oh the HOT GIRL SHIT PIPING TEA GOSSIP We would have— best fella to vent to and this lady at my first part-time is hjgjfjskf 😤👊💥

𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖐 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖉𝖗𝖔𝖕𝖕𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖇𝖞~❤️

[demonicheadcanons]

I have a suggestion! How about the brothers reacting to being on an awkward date with MC? Kinda like a “this turned out badly we should probably just leave” awkward date where nothing goes according to plan but is funny in hindsight

The MC Goes on an Awkward Date with the Obey Me Brothers Lucifer, Mammon, and Belphegor

AN: This is,,, so cute, but I struggled so much with it because its such a broad prompt ;u; This would usually work best as a scenarios post, so if y’all want to send in stuff like this, consider making it quite specific or give more prompts for the date itself :D Thank you!

I couldn’t make these too extremely awkward in the end, because I get really bad secondhand embarrassment and I would’ve had to take breaks constantly and cover my face to get through it ;u; I also only ended up picking 3 of the brothers (thanks to the anon who gave me an idea for Belphie!!) because this involved a lot of writing and brainpower.

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Lucifer

Lucifer tries so hard to make things just right, but of course, what would his life be if not filled with inconveniences. The simplest things go wrong - timings being off, places messing up his orders and requests to the point where they somehow forget that Lucifer, the Avatar of Pride himself, was booked in for a table for two for that night.

It would have been okay, really. He could recover this, could find somewhere else to eat for now, could do what Satan had recommended that one time and show you a different side of himself than what he usually did so you’d feel special and know how much you meant to him. But everywhere seems to be booked out for some unknown reason, and the more reliable contacts he has aren’t responding and he’s honestly sick of standing there fiddling with his phone whilst you waited for him.

To be honest, he’s about ready to go off the handle, and if you weren’t there he might have done some damage, but he still wanted to look good. You can tell he’s stressed, but otherwise he maintains a level head as he tries to figure out what else you two should do.

He makes the mistake of asking Asmo about it. Now, he’d heard of the ‘restaurant’ you two end up in. But he didn’t know it was essentially the demon equivalent of a more extreme Hooters. He’s trying to make polite conversation with you but he’s too popular, and people Keep Trying To Flirt With Him even though he’s so obviously already on a date, and you’re politely eating your food and trying to figure out whether this is hilarious or depressing because Lucifer’s fingers twitch and tap at the table anytime someone even remotely walks near him and even you can feel the aura he’s giving off now.

You don’t stay for long, and as you’re walking in the dark to the hotel, he seems to deflate. You can tell he’s disappointed - in himself, in Asmo, in you for some reason? You’re not sure why exactly, because so many things had gone wrong and yet you’d still somehow made the best of it all, and it was kind of worth it to be by his side, and anyway. Dating was for people to get to know each other, but you already knew him. If you’d only met him for the first time, maybe you wouldn’t have called him back. But you lived in the same house. You’d see him again after this and you knew what he was usually like, and how much the universe loved to throw a wrench in his plans.

Well, plans thoroughly blown, the second you get into your hotel room he just flops down on the bed. You start to laugh, then, trying to stifle it for a little longer, but its too late. He sits up, pushes his hair back out of his face and glares at you as if trying to figure out what was so funny about this all, and it makes you laugh more until he cracks and smiles.

Lucifer stands up, pulls you over with him and down by his side so he can bury his face in your hair as you giggle, loving how he can feel it in his fingertips which ghost over your side and stomach - a soothing motion, more for himself than for you, but if it calms you too he’d be pleased.

He groans suddenly, and you wiggle in his grasp to look up at his face, and if you haven’t seen Lucifer embarrassed at least once before, it would certainly break you. He really looks so full of regret and it leaves you bouncing between being flustered - he’s cute when he blushes, eyebrows furrowing as he replays the day in his head - and thoroughly amused. You start laughing again and he pokes at your side, frustrated.

“I don’t think today could’ve gone any worse,” he mumbles, sitting up with a sigh.

“I don’t know,” you hum, putting a hand to your chin as you pretend to think deeply about it. “Remember that time we were out with the angels and Solomon, and we ran into Mammon, who-”

“Don’t remind me. Please.”

You laugh again, and Lucifer smiles at you. He gets up and goes over to the desk, chucking the menu at you. It hits you square on the forehead, and you hear him chuckling as he heads off to the bathroom, saying he’s going to wash up and change, and that you should order whatever you feel like having - the desserts here are supposed to be divine. And get some wine, too, please - he needs it.

The night ends with you two watching something silly on the hotel TV and having the only good meal of the day, primarily comprised of different kinds of sweets and cakes. Lucifer, at least, seems to relax now, and you feel like by the time you next get to go out again like this, you might even be able to joke about how the day had gone.

[[Others under the read more!]]

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Mammon

Dates with Mammon were usually quite hit or miss. They weren’t usually too complex - he didn’t have much money floating around, and when he did he’d end up spending it too quickly to save for a date. Of course, he did like to get you small gifts, and had been doing so a lot lately. So the date was actually your idea - you’d pay for it to repay him for the presents he liked to get you.

Ultimately, though, it was his fault things didn’t go so well. He couldn’t have known that one witch would be there at the restaurant, and even after he noticed her, he didn’t expect her to come marching up midway through your meal and start confronting him about something or other, threatening to drag him off with her to get repayment for whatever he owed. It almost felt like she was intentionally trying to embarrass him, but the moment you tried to cut in and stick up for him, Mammon shushed you.

And, oh, what a rude gesture. What an awful thing to do on a date, when you had a lady loudly complaining at your table about him, and with him too frazzled to stand up for himself or tell her to back off for now. You feel a bit bitter but wait until someone comes to escort the witch out for making a scene, and the rest of your meal is quiet.

It wouldn’t be so bad if you couldn’t feel people watching you two. You don’t stay for long after it, in the end, and when you get out, Mammon starts to fumble over his words as he tries to apologise, because he’s used to being yelled at and having someone be quiet after something goes wrong is too new and uncomfortable. He’s so apologetic and tries so hard to explain - he’d gotten into trouble once and she’d helped him out and insisted he owed her for it, but he couldn’t give her what she wanted, and she’d been berating him ever since. And he only shushed you because she might get on your case too about it, he promises.

Mammon hangs his head as you two walk around the park, the Devildom air cold and the silence between you two awkward. That is, until you start to laugh. Its loud and sudden and you startle Mammon so much he jumps and trips over his own feet. He grabs your arm last second, pulling you down with him. You groan, knees and the hand he didn’t take hold of scraped on the pavement, and Mammon’s apologising again and you stifle laughter because he’s got little stones in his hair, now, and he’s somehow both blushing and pale at once, his hair bright in the moonlight.

You press a kiss to his cheek and stand, dusting your hands off before you pull him up with the cleaner one. “It’s okay,” you say. “Today was at least a little funny, if you look at it from the right angle.”

“It was?” Mammon asks, dumbfounded. You gently shove his shoulder, and you swear you’d seen him before with his head empty of thoughts, but it didn’t compare to how confused he looked now.

“Mm. I mean, if you’d told me this morning not to go out because a witch would crash our date and stand there for a full five minutes ranting at you, I... Well. I would’ve believed it, actually. It seems more probable, in hindsight, that something like this would occur over us being able to sit and have a nice meal with no problems.”

Mammon blushes and runs a hand through his hair. He groans and tries to shake the rocks out of it, and you start to laugh again. If nothing else, you had an event to use as blackmail against him, and you got to see him so flustered he was lost for words. You link your clean hand with his free one, and pull him along, and he takes the time to help clean your scratches from the fall when you two get home. Actually, in the end, you get a few days of him being really kind and doing whatever little things he could to make your life easier, so all in all he makes up for it in his own way.

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Belphegor

The date was nice, for the most part. Dates with Belphie were a simple affair; he didn't have the energy to do anything fancy, hated busy popular restaurants, and would fall asleep during movies. And, besides, if he was going to spend time with you, he'd rather do so in a way that let him focus all of his attention on you.

This led to regular dates where you would just go to a local park and walk through it under the Devildom moon, hand in hand. It wasn't much, but you both enjoyed it, and even in silence it was comforting to have the other so close by.

You'd decided to take a break and sit down on a bench, overlooking part of the Devildom. You look out at the lights, still holding tightly onto Belphie's hand until he starts playing with your fingers, interlacing his own with yours. And then he completely lets go, and you hear a voice from behind you.

You turn to see a pretty looking demon with brightly coloured hair behind you. They smile, and there's something cold in it when their gaze passes over you, something judgemental. The smile turns sweeter when they look at Belphegor.

"Belphie! I haven't seen you in ages! How are you doing?" they ask, leaning down against the back of the bench by Belphie's shoulder, and you see something flicker in his expression before he sighs and faces them properly.

"Yeah," Belphie responds.

They blink at him and laugh. "You're still the same as ever then. And how is Beel doing? Still keeping fit?"

Belphie only hums in response this time, looking over at you as if he's trying to study you, trying to gauge how you feel. There's a twinge of guilt in his eyes, and you try to hide your uneasiness and confusion behind a smile. Again, Belphie just sighs as if he's seen right through it.

The demon continues to chat, even when Belphie looks away as if he'd lost interest long ago. They don't once try to talk to you, or even to greet you, and Belphie, for some reason, isn't telling them to get lost like he normally would, and you can't help but speculate on what their relationship is - or at the very least, what is was, for them to act as if they were oh so close to Belphegor like that.

Eventually, Belphie does seem to get completely fed up, and he stands up and takes you by the hand. He mumbles something rude, about how he wasn't in the mood, or how he didn't have time for this nonsense, and you watch as the demon continues to smile as if they hadn't heard him. They only wave as Belphie pulls you away, expression going somewhat sour before they turn and walk off as well.

It takes a while before either of you talk again, and the silence isn't quite as pleasant as usual. However, Belphie isn't one to let things stew. He turns to you, expression frustrated, but you can tell he's also sorry.

"What's bothering you?" he asks bluntly, and you blink dully at him in response. Its hard to respond, because its not like you're jealous, but you were just sitting there for five minutes as some demon you didn't know talked to your boyfriend like they knew him better than you, whilst excluding you intentionally. How could you put this into words without sounding petty?

"I'm just a bit tired," you settle for, and Belphie rolls his eyes.

"They thought they were dating Beel for a while. Beel didn't see it that way, of course. He just liked being brought snacks every day after his training. They wanted me to help set the two of them up, and stuck around me even when I told them to back off," he explains, slowly but surely. "There was never anything between us. They're just annoying as Heaven."

You tilt your head, considering his words. "I know. If you cared about them you'd have told them to shut up and piss off, because you wouldn't worry about upsetting them - anyone who knows you well enough knows you say that without meaning anything bad by it." You smirk at Belphie, sliding your fingers between his as you grip his hand tightly. "You owe me, though."

He groans, but you do see his expression lift a bit. The rest of your walk is fine, although Belphie seems incredibly reluctant to walk anywhere near that bench again for fear of encountering that demon for a second time; he stresses that once in 500 years is enough.

[klonoadreams]

in case anyone needs to know what happened last night with my Obey Me progress, because a real clown show has started, and according to @the-only-n and @kinnoonnanoko, I’M the clown for having terrible taste in men (referring to Lucifer and Belphegor), so I’m just rolling with it now.

JUST IN TIME, TOO, BECAUSE LOOK AT THAT CIRCUS LMAOO.

(like seriously, don’t know what Kinno and Navi expect out of me, when I thirst after trash men like Jason in FGO - not even joking, which is hilarious, because like a whole-ass year ago, I was still bitching about him in Okeanos..until he got added in the FP gacha, where I proceeded to drop everything to roll for him and the other bronze servants. He’s max ascended and at bond level 6 now.)

(I’m the clown. It’s me~) 

on the bright side.

ON THE DOWNSIDE, I AM LEGIT DYING OF LAUGHTER

FOR CONTEXT, that emoji was created using the chibi art @kadekuro​ made for me and the others in the Four-Way Emerald Nuzlocke race, and that one in particular was made for me and because Ali added it as an emoji, I legit forgot about it and was aiming for the one that was named :NoaDrivesMeToDrink: (named that way because I was too lazy to make the emoji myself, so Ali did that)

HENCE THIS INTERACTION

AND NOW AS A RESULT

I am now the face of clown time in the face of danger.

lmaooooo

[danieyells]

Something on your mind must have been, "what kind of demons will I be living with while studying at RAD," right? Please don't worry. You'll be welcomed by seven of the highest class/noblest of demons at the House of Lamentation. 💜😈💜

Here are the three oldest brothers.

ルシファー LUCIFER

「我慢しろ、おすわり」 Have some patience and sit down. 完全無欠腹黒ドSな An absolutely perfect, malicious sadist 最強長男 The Most Powerful, Eldest Brother

マモン MAMMON

ああああ、会いたかったよ俺のクレカちゃん......！ Aaaaah, I missed you, my Credit Card-chan. . . . . .! 世の中お金な強欲 Greedy for the world's money クズ次男 The Scumbag Second Brother

レヴィアタン LEVIATHAN

「ヘンリー、今日は知らない人間と話ができたよ…!」 "Henry, I talked to a human I didn't know today. . .!" 二次元最高!! 2D Supremacy! ガチオタク三男 The Serious Otaku Third Brother

Something on your mind must have been, "what kind of demons will I be living with while studying at RAD," right? Please don't worry. You'll be welcomed by seven of the highest class/noblest of demons at the House of Lamentation. 💜😈💜

Here are the four younger brothers.

サタン SATAN

「俺ってキャラ薄いのかなあ?」 "I'm not the type to stand out, don't you think?" 笑顔は全部演技です＾▽＾ His smiling faces are a complete act ＾▽＾ 二重人格四男 The Split-Personality Fourth Brother

アスモデウス ASMODEUS

「ぼくって今日もかわいいなあ！」 "I'm cute today, too, wouldn't you say!" 世界は僕を愛してる The whole world is in love with me ナルシスト五男 The Narcissistic Fifth Brother

ベルゼブブ BEELZEBUB

「......で、もう食っていいのか？」 ". . . . . .So can I eat now?" 晩御飯まだ？ Is it dinnertime yet? 腹ペコ六男 The Staving Sixth Brother

ベルフェゴール　BELPHEGOR

「兄さんたち......とっても、会いたかったよ」 "My older brothers. . . . . .I missed you so much." 愛されすぎて反抗期？ A rebellious phase of loving too much? 居眠り系七男 The Dozing Seventh Brother

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Translation notes:

For Mammon I went with 'Credit Card-chan' because that's way funnier and more literal(though longer thus understandably given a nickname) than Goldie. Also 'kuzu' means 'scum' but it can also mean 'loser' and. More or less any kinda low level negative term/insult you can think of. One of the example sentences translates it as "waste of breath" lmaooooo

Levi's says 'nijigen saikou!!' "2D Is The Best!!" but lately you may have seen 'supremacy' used in fandom context, or at least I have. Using internet slang seemed most appropriate where it made sense lol AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS HOW TINY BITS OF LOCALIZATION WORK. You could also go with 'for the win' if you wanna go old school. 'Serious' refers to his dedication to being an otaku, not his personality otherwise.

Satan literally calls his character weak/says he doesn't have much of a presence. You could read it as "Don't you think I'm the forgettable type?" more or less. I won't forget you, Satan ;3; and, yes, 二重人格 says split/dual personality. No I'm not sure why, I guess they mean it as 'two-faced' but that's a different term too(二面性)????

Asmo uses "Aishiteru" for 'love' here which carries such a heavy implication that i always feel the need to note when it's used instead of "[dai]suki". The word 'love' isn't really thrown around in Japanese for cultural-linguistic reasons--not because ~overusing it diminishes it~ or anything to my understanding but because subtlety is preferred(and directness is often considered excessive/forceful/rude--this is also why Japanese avoids using pronouns often and repeats people's names when speaking to them or omits them entirely instead!). Aishiteru is so strong it's barely even used between married couples. Lucifer uses it for Lilith when she's dying, as it can also indicate a heavy familial love but you'd really only use it it on the deathbed of a family member. I should note that most any time Lucifer tells MC he loves them he uses 'aishiteru'--to show how confident he is in his feelings for them, presumably. And so Asmo is pretty confident in not only that the world loves him but just how much lololol

Belphie is referred to as "居眠り系"--inemuri kei. Inemuri means 'dozing off' or 'falling asleep', kinda with the implication you're doing so in an inappropriate situation like while sitting in class or driving. There's no equivalent word for 'kei' in English but it gets used on a lot of things to kinda. Make an adjective out of them almost??? 'kei' makes something into a descriptor in most cases I can think of basically. You might think of 'fairy kei' or 'visual kei' if you dig into your weeb memories--both of which are kinda fashion subcultures(well i think visualkei is more a music thing???? But it comes with a certain apperance.) So 'kei' means 'style' or 'system' and so on--it's a descriptor for words that might not otherwise be descriptors, but different from using, say, 'na' to make a noun into an adjective or 'rashii' for saying something is '(word)-ish'? I always feel like it's kinda complicated??? Because the word for Japanese-American is also 日系アメリカ人--nikkei america jin. So 'kei' has a lot of meanings/uses but it basically makes something into a descriptor or says that the following word is a 'type' of this thing?

languages are fun lol

[spnreactionblogging]

raising hell

SPOILERS BELOW 

okay I really learned my lesson last time about not typing this directly into tumblr so it's going into notepad first and then I'm pasting it over

I have angel's envy for the episode in general, which I will be drinking gradually as a special occasion just for S15 as it airs, and also devil's cut for this episode in particular because I hear buckleming wrote it and I'm toasting to crowley and drinking that one if/when something fucked up inevitably happens to kevin

I'm SO FUCKING GLAD to see osric in this btw just like. I love him he's so good I'm glad he's back

I've tried to avoid spoilers but from what glimpses I've seen before I could glance away it sounds like maybe some meta shit is getting into territory I was also going into with the kevin/crowley/castiel fic I'm doing? so super intrigued to see where that goes but also not getting my hopes up because I fear the writing is going to drop the ball

I love meta shit though I'm so here for it, I gotta double back for time travel shenanigans in Lebanon

okay anyway let's start

oh and apparently rob benedict had a stroke a while back?? and i'm so glad he's all right, here are the signs of a stroke if you need to refresh because you really ought to know what to look for https://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/09/03/too-young-to-have-a-stroke-think-again I had this open in a tab from someone totally different on twitter

I like the "road closed" sign we start with because it seems thematically on point for like... shutting down the infinite potential of stories as they are not done being told, and as all those doors close

it's not a buckleming episode unless it starts off with gratuitous violence against women

the amazon subtitles are spelling it "benzine" [sic] and it's pissing me off

I love jared playing sam playing an FBI agent who's nervous about delivering speeches

crams all this sam and cas footage into my mouth

I don't believe "belphegor" at all but I love seeing alex playing this part

this implication that belphegor has teamed up with a hunter previously.........

pretty impressed with these townspeople actually? their concerns are not unreasonable and they're right to be skeptical

pffffff at this parallel of sam addressing the living crowd vs jack the ripper addressing the ghost crowd

the makeup on the ghosts is pretty fuckin good, I like the wardrobe and hair too

I like the fake posters at the school for various fictional sporting events

castiel continues to have a conscience and I adore him

rowena "am I interrupting something juicy" eyes emoji

ruth is pretty fun, I like her necklace

I like that ketch literally has a gun that just kicks spirits out of people. like. ...why haven't they been using this technology the whole time. guess it's an endgame weapon.

hahahahha an attractive female demon named Ardat. ................me @ homestuck like oh Ardata got it

this is the first time i've seen adult amara? it's bizarre to see characters I've only heard of

dude's right to be very upset and worried about his neighbors and cas should tell them what's up honestly, I see sam's point about not inciting panic but on the other hand :\

no idea where this arthur/rowena thing is going except I do I guess

I really, really like castiel's take (which is also sam's take from the last episode) that even if their lives were written by chuck, their experiences still mattered, and are not rendered worthless because of external circumstances about how they came into being

are people seriously doing a "THIS IS A DESTIEL MOMENT" from this? like. i guess.

also i hate that cas is having to apologize for "dropping the puck". he didn't. fuck off. he didn't drop the ball. dean didn't give a shit about felix being killed anyway so what the fuck.

misha and jensen both have excellent delivery though

I do like seeing dean play off ketch and belphegor and rowena, it's a nice change of pace

dude these stunts of getting thrown into a wall or a shelving unit like I realize they're stunts but OUCH

ahhhhhh that's kevin i hear osric's voice

kevin got the other ghost to go away by yelling at them lmaooooo I love him so fucking much!!!!!

so we're gonna retcon that kevin has spent the last what, four??? four fucking years? not in heaven, but in hell or purgatory or just wandering earth? remember how a year on earth is forty years in hell?

I'm glad I specifically have the devil's cut to drink to kevin getting fucked over because I'm already enraged

** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 1 **

god he's been on the screen for less than sixty seconds and he was just never sent to heaven because god lied, I'm so glad I have bourbon for this. fucking buckleming, how do they keep getting put in charge of kevin episodes

I got up to get my kevin keychain to watch the rest of this episode with I'm so mad holy fuck I'm so mad, it just never stops

the amazon subtitles: "the vegetables and herbs are finely chopped and added to a SEXY pastiche of fragrant tripe"

thinking emoji, did you mean zesty....

I took like a 30 minute break because I was so mad just now about kevin being denied access to heaven like fuck you

the break was so long that amazon timed out, goddamn it

oh so we can't get kevin into heaven because god's not around to make an exception and god hates the winchesters and how god feels about the winchesters extends to their surrounding "friends" and family. amazing. this is bullshit.

** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 2 **

"whiny kevin tran! typical millennial." he should whine more. he has every right to be furious

also amazing that bobby and john manage to stay in heaven, and chuck didn't cast them down to hell along with mary out of spite when this all went down? so like... why not kevin. AMAZING!!!!!!

** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 3 **

sam has the dignity to actually look concerned instead of just annoyed

oh I like sam being linked to chuck lmaooooo

I do love this shot of a bunch of ghosts just hanging out in some suburban kitchen.

osric is so handsome I'm so glad to see him on this again

"you know how the hellspawn are, all they talk about is sam and dean, sam and dean" maybe the only time jack the ripper has been right about anything

not a fan of this extremely heteronormative bullshit courtesy of buckleming

also left-brain/right-brain is basically a lie isn't it

this fucking music. I'm so sick of buckleming

like I would be fine with this if it had been written by literally anyone else but this is the worst shit, nobody flirts like this

the road is "FAIR WYND", that's the cousin of zack fair and cid highwind

she hooked up with jack the ripper briefly? weird flex but okay

oh kevin is now being held GHOST HOSTAGE because dean told him to go do some reconnaissance

** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 4 **

also I paused on a screenshot that's extremely funny to me

oh I don't like hearing kevin screaming :(

drinking for kevin being tortured by jack the ripper trying to ghost-vore him

** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 5 **

I'm also waiting for the ghostbusters containment thing to backfire and swallow him too

DEAN: you can see them, how many are there "BELPHEGOR": 100 at least, more keep coming

convenient way not to animate 100+ ghosts

oh ketch took off the fucking iron, or maybe it fell off when he was hurt?

good job rowena for real

CASTIEL: I tried to heal him, but it didn't work. I don't know why. SAM: You're probably just tired, Cas. We all are.

for fucking real the biggest sastiel mood is taking naps

also this is troubling

it's like legitimately weird to see them call an ambulance on this show? I guess since they're posing as FBI agents it's more feasilble but

SAM: I'm sorry, Kevin. I wish there was some way to make this right. KEVIN: Me too, but there isn't. And sometimes you just gotta accept that.

actually fuck you lmao holy shiiiiiiiiiiiit omg fuck this

I'm about to drink the rest of the kevin-designated devil's cut

"there's nothing to keep him tied to earth, he'll go crazy!"

hey what about y'know

his mom...........................................

I'm screaming

"I love you guys" osric I know you love them IRL but this is so unfair for kevin the character

I like alexander and osric in the same shot, that's kind of fun, I enjoyed their panel I watched

and there's him waving goodbye. this is so unfair. time to down the rest of this

** "DRINK FOR KEVIN" COUNT: 666 **

to kevin, and to osric

thank fuck I was already in the middle of writing fix-it fic, this is injust

I have such mixed feelings because I'm so happy to see osric back but like AT WHAT COST, the worst timeline

there's a finality to this too like he's not coming back after this unless there's massive all-cast-reunion episode at the tail end in a paradise party AU but I doubt it

goodbye Kevin, this sucks :(

I'm more motivated than ever to finish this fic

"Even on your best day, you couldn't force my hand." is a pretty good line

also negative space is not inferior or "backup vocals"? it's part of a composition

you fucking know what buckleming is that WE CAN FIGURE OUT THAT THERE'S A NARRATIVE PARALLEL ABOUT HER LEAVING HIM TRAPPED WITH HIS CREATION, WITHOUT YOU SPELLING IT OUT jesus christ

bluhhhhhhhhhh I liked the premiere a lot more