#i imagine demons like to flirt with luci no matter where he goes tbh if they are like. bold enough

[demonicheadcanons]

I have a suggestion! How about the brothers reacting to being on an awkward date with MC? Kinda like a “this turned out badly we should probably just leave” awkward date where nothing goes according to plan but is funny in hindsight

The MC Goes on an Awkward Date with the Obey Me Brothers Lucifer, Mammon, and Belphegor

AN: This is,,, so cute, but I struggled so much with it because its such a broad prompt ;u; This would usually work best as a scenarios post, so if y’all want to send in stuff like this, consider making it quite specific or give more prompts for the date itself :D Thank you!

I couldn’t make these too extremely awkward in the end, because I get really bad secondhand embarrassment and I would’ve had to take breaks constantly and cover my face to get through it ;u; I also only ended up picking 3 of the brothers (thanks to the anon who gave me an idea for Belphie!!) because this involved a lot of writing and brainpower.

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Lucifer

Lucifer tries so hard to make things just right, but of course, what would his life be if not filled with inconveniences. The simplest things go wrong - timings being off, places messing up his orders and requests to the point where they somehow forget that Lucifer, the Avatar of Pride himself, was booked in for a table for two for that night.

It would have been okay, really. He could recover this, could find somewhere else to eat for now, could do what Satan had recommended that one time and show you a different side of himself than what he usually did so you’d feel special and know how much you meant to him. But everywhere seems to be booked out for some unknown reason, and the more reliable contacts he has aren’t responding and he’s honestly sick of standing there fiddling with his phone whilst you waited for him.

To be honest, he’s about ready to go off the handle, and if you weren’t there he might have done some damage, but he still wanted to look good. You can tell he’s stressed, but otherwise he maintains a level head as he tries to figure out what else you two should do.

He makes the mistake of asking Asmo about it. Now, he’d heard of the ‘restaurant’ you two end up in. But he didn’t know it was essentially the demon equivalent of a more extreme Hooters. He’s trying to make polite conversation with you but he’s too popular, and people Keep Trying To Flirt With Him even though he’s so obviously already on a date, and you’re politely eating your food and trying to figure out whether this is hilarious or depressing because Lucifer’s fingers twitch and tap at the table anytime someone even remotely walks near him and even you can feel the aura he’s giving off now.

You don’t stay for long, and as you’re walking in the dark to the hotel, he seems to deflate. You can tell he’s disappointed - in himself, in Asmo, in you for some reason? You’re not sure why exactly, because so many things had gone wrong and yet you’d still somehow made the best of it all, and it was kind of worth it to be by his side, and anyway. Dating was for people to get to know each other, but you already knew him. If you’d only met him for the first time, maybe you wouldn’t have called him back. But you lived in the same house. You’d see him again after this and you knew what he was usually like, and how much the universe loved to throw a wrench in his plans.

Well, plans thoroughly blown, the second you get into your hotel room he just flops down on the bed. You start to laugh, then, trying to stifle it for a little longer, but its too late. He sits up, pushes his hair back out of his face and glares at you as if trying to figure out what was so funny about this all, and it makes you laugh more until he cracks and smiles.

Lucifer stands up, pulls you over with him and down by his side so he can bury his face in your hair as you giggle, loving how he can feel it in his fingertips which ghost over your side and stomach - a soothing motion, more for himself than for you, but if it calms you too he’d be pleased.

He groans suddenly, and you wiggle in his grasp to look up at his face, and if you haven’t seen Lucifer embarrassed at least once before, it would certainly break you. He really looks so full of regret and it leaves you bouncing between being flustered - he’s cute when he blushes, eyebrows furrowing as he replays the day in his head - and thoroughly amused. You start laughing again and he pokes at your side, frustrated.

“I don’t think today could’ve gone any worse,” he mumbles, sitting up with a sigh.

“I don’t know,” you hum, putting a hand to your chin as you pretend to think deeply about it. “Remember that time we were out with the angels and Solomon, and we ran into Mammon, who-”

“Don’t remind me. Please.”

You laugh again, and Lucifer smiles at you. He gets up and goes over to the desk, chucking the menu at you. It hits you square on the forehead, and you hear him chuckling as he heads off to the bathroom, saying he’s going to wash up and change, and that you should order whatever you feel like having - the desserts here are supposed to be divine. And get some wine, too, please - he needs it.

The night ends with you two watching something silly on the hotel TV and having the only good meal of the day, primarily comprised of different kinds of sweets and cakes. Lucifer, at least, seems to relax now, and you feel like by the time you next get to go out again like this, you might even be able to joke about how the day had gone.

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Mammon

Dates with Mammon were usually quite hit or miss. They weren’t usually too complex - he didn’t have much money floating around, and when he did he’d end up spending it too quickly to save for a date. Of course, he did like to get you small gifts, and had been doing so a lot lately. So the date was actually your idea - you’d pay for it to repay him for the presents he liked to get you.

Ultimately, though, it was his fault things didn’t go so well. He couldn’t have known that one witch would be there at the restaurant, and even after he noticed her, he didn’t expect her to come marching up midway through your meal and start confronting him about something or other, threatening to drag him off with her to get repayment for whatever he owed. It almost felt like she was intentionally trying to embarrass him, but the moment you tried to cut in and stick up for him, Mammon shushed you.

And, oh, what a rude gesture. What an awful thing to do on a date, when you had a lady loudly complaining at your table about him, and with him too frazzled to stand up for himself or tell her to back off for now. You feel a bit bitter but wait until someone comes to escort the witch out for making a scene, and the rest of your meal is quiet.

It wouldn’t be so bad if you couldn’t feel people watching you two. You don’t stay for long after it, in the end, and when you get out, Mammon starts to fumble over his words as he tries to apologise, because he’s used to being yelled at and having someone be quiet after something goes wrong is too new and uncomfortable. He’s so apologetic and tries so hard to explain - he’d gotten into trouble once and she’d helped him out and insisted he owed her for it, but he couldn’t give her what she wanted, and she’d been berating him ever since. And he only shushed you because she might get on your case too about it, he promises.

Mammon hangs his head as you two walk around the park, the Devildom air cold and the silence between you two awkward. That is, until you start to laugh. Its loud and sudden and you startle Mammon so much he jumps and trips over his own feet. He grabs your arm last second, pulling you down with him. You groan, knees and the hand he didn’t take hold of scraped on the pavement, and Mammon’s apologising again and you stifle laughter because he’s got little stones in his hair, now, and he’s somehow both blushing and pale at once, his hair bright in the moonlight.

You press a kiss to his cheek and stand, dusting your hands off before you pull him up with the cleaner one. “It’s okay,” you say. “Today was at least a little funny, if you look at it from the right angle.”

“It was?” Mammon asks, dumbfounded. You gently shove his shoulder, and you swear you’d seen him before with his head empty of thoughts, but it didn’t compare to how confused he looked now.

“Mm. I mean, if you’d told me this morning not to go out because a witch would crash our date and stand there for a full five minutes ranting at you, I... Well. I would’ve believed it, actually. It seems more probable, in hindsight, that something like this would occur over us being able to sit and have a nice meal with no problems.”

Mammon blushes and runs a hand through his hair. He groans and tries to shake the rocks out of it, and you start to laugh again. If nothing else, you had an event to use as blackmail against him, and you got to see him so flustered he was lost for words. You link your clean hand with his free one, and pull him along, and he takes the time to help clean your scratches from the fall when you two get home. Actually, in the end, you get a few days of him being really kind and doing whatever little things he could to make your life easier, so all in all he makes up for it in his own way.

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Belphegor

The date was nice, for the most part. Dates with Belphie were a simple affair; he didn't have the energy to do anything fancy, hated busy popular restaurants, and would fall asleep during movies. And, besides, if he was going to spend time with you, he'd rather do so in a way that let him focus all of his attention on you.

This led to regular dates where you would just go to a local park and walk through it under the Devildom moon, hand in hand. It wasn't much, but you both enjoyed it, and even in silence it was comforting to have the other so close by.

You'd decided to take a break and sit down on a bench, overlooking part of the Devildom. You look out at the lights, still holding tightly onto Belphie's hand until he starts playing with your fingers, interlacing his own with yours. And then he completely lets go, and you hear a voice from behind you.

You turn to see a pretty looking demon with brightly coloured hair behind you. They smile, and there's something cold in it when their gaze passes over you, something judgemental. The smile turns sweeter when they look at Belphegor.

"Belphie! I haven't seen you in ages! How are you doing?" they ask, leaning down against the back of the bench by Belphie's shoulder, and you see something flicker in his expression before he sighs and faces them properly.

"Yeah," Belphie responds.

They blink at him and laugh. "You're still the same as ever then. And how is Beel doing? Still keeping fit?"

Belphie only hums in response this time, looking over at you as if he's trying to study you, trying to gauge how you feel. There's a twinge of guilt in his eyes, and you try to hide your uneasiness and confusion behind a smile. Again, Belphie just sighs as if he's seen right through it.

The demon continues to chat, even when Belphie looks away as if he'd lost interest long ago. They don't once try to talk to you, or even to greet you, and Belphie, for some reason, isn't telling them to get lost like he normally would, and you can't help but speculate on what their relationship is - or at the very least, what is was, for them to act as if they were oh so close to Belphegor like that.

Eventually, Belphie does seem to get completely fed up, and he stands up and takes you by the hand. He mumbles something rude, about how he wasn't in the mood, or how he didn't have time for this nonsense, and you watch as the demon continues to smile as if they hadn't heard him. They only wave as Belphie pulls you away, expression going somewhat sour before they turn and walk off as well.

It takes a while before either of you talk again, and the silence isn't quite as pleasant as usual. However, Belphie isn't one to let things stew. He turns to you, expression frustrated, but you can tell he's also sorry.

"What's bothering you?" he asks bluntly, and you blink dully at him in response. Its hard to respond, because its not like you're jealous, but you were just sitting there for five minutes as some demon you didn't know talked to your boyfriend like they knew him better than you, whilst excluding you intentionally. How could you put this into words without sounding petty?

"I'm just a bit tired," you settle for, and Belphie rolls his eyes.

"They thought they were dating Beel for a while. Beel didn't see it that way, of course. He just liked being brought snacks every day after his training. They wanted me to help set the two of them up, and stuck around me even when I told them to back off," he explains, slowly but surely. "There was never anything between us. They're just annoying as Heaven."

You tilt your head, considering his words. "I know. If you cared about them you'd have told them to shut up and piss off, because you wouldn't worry about upsetting them - anyone who knows you well enough knows you say that without meaning anything bad by it." You smirk at Belphie, sliding your fingers between his as you grip his hand tightly. "You owe me, though."

He groans, but you do see his expression lift a bit. The rest of your walk is fine, although Belphie seems incredibly reluctant to walk anywhere near that bench again for fear of encountering that demon for a second time; he stresses that once in 500 years is enough.

[dirtycccat]

the demon bros+ undateables showing their love

thought about this for 5 min then had to write it out so enjoy

lucifer

first off you notice he treats you differently

and by differently i mean like you’re his favorite child  sibling

you get away with anything??? and he’s softer with you than with the others (which is canon)

then you see that?? he keeps buying you stuff you said you wanted when he was present

and you’re ofc impressed

but you’re more impressed by how open he’s around you

he’ll leave most of his walls down around  you

which means you’ll get to experience unfiltered lucifer

he’ll laugh around you more, make dumb dad jokes, nap with his head in your lap, complain drunkenly about his work and bros, give you sloppy cheeks and forehead kisses

you find it rly cute though

if you’re in the human world he’ll 100% take this chance to send you beautifully written letters asking you how you are and leaving some verses that reminded him of you on the back like a 19th century vampire

“dear mc, how is your life? mine is filled with woe and unease since i do not  have the light of my life around anymore...anyway here’s a poem about being horny and alone by a 18th century romantic author hope to see you soon, xoxo lucifer”

you try to respond in the same way and send him memes on the back instead of  poetry (or real poetry depends on your mood)

mammon

protective of you 100% will throw hands with anyone that even glances weirdly your way

but also wants to show you off? like look at this human!!! this is MY human!!!

gives you random thoughtful gifts that reminded him of you

wants to be around you 24/7 so he invites you to all the events that he thinks you’ll like

you wanna party? perfect. you wanna go on a weird ghost stories tour around the city? cool. you wanna waltz in one of those old people parties? he’s already reserved two tickets. you just wanna lay around and nap? he’s already on your lap.

it doesn’t matter if you’re in a romantic relationship or not this man WILL serenade you outside your window

rapunzel style with an acoustic guitar or with a boombox like a rebel 80s kid

anyway here’s toxic by britney spears babe this is for YOU

levi

considers you his bff ofc

but also at first he’s still really awkward around you and doesn’t really know what to do for you and feels bad thinking only you do things for him

until you reassure him you enjoy just being around him so it’s fine

he blushes and starts inviting you more to his room to game/ watch stuff

at some point he starts buying two tickets to all concerts he goes to and invites you along

but also? he asks you what you’re into and starts marathoning your favorite animes/ movies/ series so he can talk with you abt them

you feel really moved that he’d do that for you???  like??? bruh...

your relationship is basically friends respecting each other and wanting to know each other the best through their passions even if it means getting into some weird shit

it’s rly wholesome tho

if you’re romantically involved he’ll totally do roleplay as your favourite character and you do the same for him and it’s really cute

also imagine: artistic collabs. you make fanart together??? you can program games together???? you do cosplay together??? the possibilities...

satan

he’ll hate to be compared to his dad brother but he does show how much he trusts you by showing his unguarded side too

when he first talked about lucifer without the filter of his nice guy persona you were pretty shocked

like he was really going at it

but then you realize? he’s just like that when he’s comfortable

and it’s not all mean spirited, he just has,,, a strong personality and a lot of opinions about stuff (which you sometimes share with him)

but you also found out it’s really fun to gossip with satan

since he knows all the juicy gossip from his multitude of ties (he’s sharing the title of gossip queen with asmo that’s why they get along so well tbh)

also if you even find a teacher you hate he’ll tell you all their embarrassing moments to make you feel better

he also recommends you books and poems and sends you quotes that made him think about you

so you sure as heck don’t need to buy books while you’re in the devildom bc he’ll buy you an entire library 

asmo

compliments you without comparing you to himself which is the highest compliment he can give

like mammon he’s more into the showing everyone his favorite human around while also protecting them

he’ll take you to his parties and gatherings as a guest of honor, he’ll make you meet all kinds of people and open up opportunities for you

he’ll be the one that pampers you

you’d think lucifer is the sugar daddy of the family but nope it’s asmo

he’ll buy you cute clothes, shoes, beauty products everything that he saw and imagined would look bomb on you

if you’re not into clothes he’ll buy you art supplies, books, anything you want but he’ll still probably  buy you at least some clothes he thinks are cute

if you’re romantically involved,,,, he’ll buy other toys for you as well which you can try together wink wink

beel

cooks for you

no questions asked when it’s his turn to cook he’ll think about what YOU would like to eat first before making something

which is??? really touching coming from beel

and also means sometimes he’ll make the same dish three weeks in a row and annoy the others while you just get excited bc ??? you get to eat your favourite dish??? again and again???? 

thank you beel you truly know how to touch someone’s insides

also opens up to you and talks to you about his fears and thoughts

expect to get 4 am msgs from beel if he had a nightmare

which would end up in you coming to cuddle him (and belphie also joins sometimes)

which tbh is that even a thing you can complain about?

belphie

is more baby less murder when you’re around

naps on your lap, naps on your shoulder, naps with you anywhere

but also let’s you nap on HIM

besides being soft around you he actually opens up to you too

and talks to you about his traumas and issues

which he has in common with his twin what can you do

so you have weekly cuddle parties with him and beel where you talk about shit and actually make them resolve their issues instead of just,,, ignoring them

also if you’re into each other you probably tease each other and flirt really shamelessly in public while the others cringe and or blush at your language

are you a cowboy? because i want you to ride me all night 

simeon

writes you fancy letters with poetry like lucifer, but his ink is scented and  his envelopes contain pressed flowers more often than not

if you’re together you even do letter sexting if you’re into it

creates characters based on you in his stories (which you don’t believe even if levi points out you that the two of you are kinda similar)

asks you to spend more and more time with him and luke

invites you to picnics, reads to you while your head is in his lap, cooks you snacks

if you’re a theatre kid too,,, you do musical love confessions too,,, sometimes by just reciting the lyrics of really popular musical theatre songs in a death panned voice

cough a heart full of love from les mis but read like poetry through the fence of the house of lamentation cough

asks you cryptic shit hannibal style like “tell me mc what does it mean to want to be consumed whole by another? is it a desire to become something bigger than yourself or is it related to our need to become one with our loved one like some cultures pointed out before?”

you’re either really into his cryptid talk or just roll your eyes and smooch him

diavolo

invites you around to his castle all the time

sometimes he even pulls some weird shenanigans just to make you spend more time with him

expect tea parties with him luci and barbatos in no particular combination

gives you compliments 24/7  even in public

remember how he treats lucifer? he’s that for you too but he’s learned from the lucifer experience to focus on complimenting you as a person more than how you look

if you’re into pda he’ll touch you all the time

if you ever wanted a gomez - morticia romance, here’s your goth big titty himbo that’s way too full of love

if you’re lovers expect to be pampered, i feel like? he doesn’t buy a lot of gifts and such because he’s probably tired of material things but he will make time in his busy schedule for you and spend a lot of time with you

which means more to him than gifts

(we will buy you anything you ask though)

barbatos

actually talks with you about stuff outside rad, the demon bros and diavolo

also invites you to alone time tea or wine time

where you drink and gossip

if satan and asmo are the crowned queens of gossip barbatos is the king of gossip but he doesn’t share his knowledge to most people so nobody knows what he knows

but he knows,,,, a lot

and not only that he knows a lot about people nowadays,,, but imagine the things he knows about like historical figures and such,,, 

so prepare for story time with barbatos where he  talks about how oscar wilde was almost summoned by drunk inccubi during a party once, or how  diavolo cried when he was a kid because he sent a letter to caravaggio asking him to paint his portrait and he said no

also if you get drunk together expect really energetic talkative barbatos destroying DESTROYING everyone (except diavolo ofc)

“lucifer please i once saw you crying because you thought diavolo was ignoring you when you actually forgot to press the send button to your messages ”

if you’re romantically involved diavolo will always be first in his hear but that just means you’ll have to invite diavolo along on your dates which  just means you’ve got a new lover and a new bff

solomon 

he invites you on all kinds of wacky adventures

you  visit witches, go to weird magical forest parties or orgies if you want, you go travelling the mountains for rare herbs

it’s like you’re faust and he’s mephisto  haha the irony and he’s showing you another side of the world you never knew 

ofc the others know about all this but??? they thought it’s normal and didn’t even consider you know nothing about it

but solomon knows what it was like to be just a human

and since he likes you he empathizes with your situation

he also make you meet all kinds of people

since he has 72 contracts and hundreds of years of doing wack stuff he must know some interesting people

and now his friends are your friends 

i feel like romantic solomon would be just him?? but less shady with you especially since now you understand him better 

but also he’ll probably bring you weird shit from his alone expeditions

did you ever want the tears of a mermaid? a carnivorous plant that feeds on emotions? a crying portrait? no? well too bad because now you have a room full of weird items

...that you love and treasure thank you very much