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gourdtheguard · 1 year

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I once met a guy named Guard. You'll never believe what his last name is.

#guard posting #it was also guard #he was a florist

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vimbry · 4 months

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some of my favourite spongebob moments are when they accentuate the gag w/ a live-action punchline

#also ft. aaron springer. tom kenny and nickelodeon security guard don newhouse #altho as a kid I did always think that was ernest borgnine bc of mermaid man #spongebob squarepants #cartoons #videos

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chloesimaginationthings · 2 months

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Cassidy loves to scare the FNAF night guards..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #golden freddy #cassidy fnaf #evan afton #cc fnaf #fredbear #fnaf 1 #fnaf fanart #ITS BEEN a hot second since I’ve last drawn Cassidy #so I wanted di change that with todays comic 💛#you think Cassidy finds it really funny to scare the night guards #like I kinda get the impression all the ghost kids enjoy scaring the adults #in the context of this comic I think especially likes to scare Michael #in behalf for cc seeing Michael use to scare him all the time #now the roles are reverse they can get back at him #cc won’t outright say he finds it funny but can’t help but laugh about it too #Cassidy and cd are best friends your honour #my game theory is they are besties no matter what 💛💜#ALSO two of my favourite bits I got to draw here fredbear reactions and Michael sprite pff

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secretly-a-trekkie · 2 months

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gimme 5 seasons of murder mysteries in coruscant rn Disney. or else.

#commander fox #commander thorn #idk what hound's tag is 🫠#also hehe grizzer 💗💗💗#take it I don't want to look at it anymore my eyes are burning and it's 4AM #star wars #star wars fanart #art #coruscant guard #the clone wars #clone troopers #aviiart

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me-beef · 17 days

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@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high #but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD #i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence #and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking #anyways #this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES #i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards #i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it #i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4 #but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy #it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com #mlp #mlp fim #mlp friendship is magic #mlp g4 #mlp fanart #princess celestia #princess luna #rainbow dash #fluttershy #spike the dragon #zephyr breeze #horse comic #me art #also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it #though it does look. exactly like comic sans #idk how to feel about that tbh #wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh

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notbecauseofvictories · 5 months

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I'm re-reading the Discworld series for reasons, and honestly the most relatable part of reading these as an adult is how many of the protagonists start out being tired, used to their little routine and vaguely disgruntled by the interruption of the Plot. Sam Vimes wants to lie drunk in a gutter and absolutely doesn't want to be arresting dragons. Rincewind is yanked into every situation he's ever encountered, though he'd much rather be lying in a gutter too. (Minus the alcohol. Plus regretting everything he's ever done said witnessed or even heard about fourth-hand in his whole life.) Granny Weatherwax is deeply suspicious of foreign parts and that includes the next town over; Nanny has leaned into the armor of "nothing ever happens to jolly grannies who terrorize their daughters-in-law and make Saucy Jokes"

Only the young people don't seem to have picked up on this---and that's fortunate, because someone has to run around making things happen, if only so Vimes and Granny and Rincewind have a reason to get up (complaining bitterly the whole time) and put it all to rights. Without Carrot, Margrat, Eric, etc. these characters don't have that reason; they're likely to stay in the metaphorical gutter and keep wondering where it all went wrong or why anything has to change.

............well, that's not quite true. You get the sense that Vetinari knows how much certain people hate the Plot. And as the person sitting behind the metaphorical lighting board of Ankh-Morpork, he takes no small pleasure in forcing the Plot-haters specifically to stand up, and say some lines.

#I finished guards guards just yesterday and I forgot that vimes and wonse were set up to be mirror images #both boys from the shades of very different natures; who made good (ish) in wildly different ways #also it's interesting reading this books from an adult perspective; my mind isn't blown that these books exist #anymore; plus I've read so many good books since #and they're not perfectly constructed novels! especially these early books;#there are plenty of spots where I can feel the narrative get thin; where there's more handwaving than I remember #but each book IS better and tighter; the jokes are funnier and the irony sharpens; the footnotes are better utilized #the characters are getting more interesting and complicated as opposed to set-ups for jokes.#it's an illustration of someone getting better at their chosen field and that in itself is more impressive than I was anticipating.#discworld

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queerdraws · 10 months

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it's zoro's birthday!! happy birthday big guy, may you say many more insane things to your enemies in the coming years

#one piece #zolu #comic #a while ago I reread some of the earlier arcs in one piece and was caught off guard by zoro's dialogue in the daz bonez fight #finally got around to making a comic abt it #boys fluctuating wildly between chatting shit n making jabs at eachother n having a sweet heartfelt moment #they have the range #the weird shape next to zoro's face in the second panel used to be a question mark #umm but it didn't get erased fully apparently #and im too lazy to do anything about that now that i've noticed it so enjoy!#oh also when luffy says baaastard hes imitating zoro saying temeeeee #does quite have the same feel...“baaaa” like a sheeps bleat vs the kinda drawl-y rumble of “meeee”...oh well

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cy-lindric · 1 year

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Progress on my current project ! Having some with stripes and slashing this time around. Didn't take any progress photos for the hosen/pants because it broke my brain a little, lol. I also started doing fingerloop braiding for the lacing cords.

I still have to fix a few things on there, including fixation on the brustfleck, and after that onwards to making the hat !

#historical costuming #sewing #16th century #landsknecht #germanic guard #renaissance #it's landsknecht inspired but I also like to think of it as #jestercore #first time draping an drafting everything myself woo !#my art

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ahhrenata · 2 months

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LukeSkywalker is no longer available.

#what’s this? a ‘jetii’ caught off his guard?#luke: *wheeze*#I thought of doing the darksaber instead but alas I’ve committed to the spear #also i love when luke beats din in a fight and dins just like 😍 but i think luke would be just as 😍 when din beats him #star wars #dinluke #dinluke fanart #luke skywalker #din djarin #the mandalorian #sw art #star wars fanart

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heynhay · 3 months

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i am the dog

#klance #Keith kogane #Voltron #vld #art #my art #tw blood #ok guys I know the song meaning is like about leaving a bad relationship so it’s fucked but i #I AM TAKING ARTISTIC LISENCE TO INTERPRET IT!!!#in this case the bad relationship is Keith with the blade of marmora #i like fanons where he realizes it’s bad for him and he’s pushing himself too far #it also lines up with guard dog Keith which i fuck with severely. so.

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padfoot-lupin77 · 4 months

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(This might have been done before but I just saw these text posts with Nancy and Steve from ST and I just had to make this)

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kiruamon · 1 month

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Lifting exercises with Sun?

I heard people headcanon that the DCA might be actually not as heavy as the other animatronics so... have Sun silently staring at you in awe while you pick him up to see if rumors are true.