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gourdtheguard · 1 year ago

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I once met a guy named Guard. You'll never believe what his last name is.

#guard posting #it was also guard #he was a florist

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vimbry · 7 months ago

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some of my favourite spongebob moments are when they accentuate the gag w/ a live-action punchline

#also ft. aaron springer. tom kenny and nickelodeon security guard don newhouse #altho as a kid I did always think that was ernest borgnine bc of mermaid man #spongebob squarepants #cartoons #videos

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blabberoo · 1 month ago

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ok another doodle of whatever this au is because i am normal about it..

#gravity falls #stan twins #stan pines #stanford pines #stanley pines #ford #my art #also ford being able to let his guard down around stan a bit and let his drowsyness get his insomiac ass #these brothers means so much to me #idc if i said that twice

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me-beef · 4 months ago

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@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high #but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD #i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence #and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking #anyways #this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES #i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards #i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it #i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4 #but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy #it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com #mlp #mlp fim #mlp friendship is magic #mlp g4 #mlp fanart #princess celestia #princess luna #rainbow dash #fluttershy #spike the dragon #zephyr breeze #horse comic #me art #also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it #though it does look. exactly like comic sans #idk how to feel about that tbh #wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month ago

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What if Mike and Jeremiah are the guards in FNAF 2..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #fnaf 2 #Jeremiah fnaf #mike schmidt #jeremy fitzgerald #fnaf 2 movie #ID be so down for jeremiah being a night guard in the new establishment #I only think his inclusion could enhance things #like the set up is already perfectly there #his name is derived from Jeremy #he’s a security guard so him working there isn’t left field #and he’s already friends with Mike so they can interact immediately #Mike obviously would want to protect his friend too #so that adds another layer to why he’s gotta stay at the location etc #I also think Jeremiah’s reaction to the animatronics etc would be so funny #he’d be the ‘straight man’ in that set up #he’d be such a good addition to the main group #chill with if they get someone else to be Jeremy etc #but jeremiah would feel like a big missed opportunity to me

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secretly-a-trekkie · 5 months ago

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gimme 5 seasons of murder mysteries in coruscant rn Disney. or else.

#commander fox #commander thorn #idk what hound's tag is 🫠#also hehe grizzer 💗💗💗#take it I don't want to look at it anymore my eyes are burning and it's 4AM #star wars #star wars fanart #art #coruscant guard #the clone wars #clone troopers #aviiart

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magicicephoenix · 2 months ago

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Sun you wont believe it something crazy just happen wait crazy i was crazy once-

driving sun crazy insane!! ft. everyone’s lovely reactions 💕

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#fnaf #fnaf sb #fnaf dca #dca fandom #fnaf sun #doodle dump #dialogue dump #everyone’s responses to this have been HILARIOUS.#to the anon that sent the ask i gave to the security guard: i genuinely doubled over in laughter upon seeing it. thank you #also please no one comment on the incorrect daycare layout. i am not fixing it <3 #no copypastas in the daycare #< new tag for organizational purposes! :)

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notbecauseofvictories · 8 months ago

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I'm re-reading the Discworld series for reasons, and honestly the most relatable part of reading these as an adult is how many of the protagonists start out being tired, used to their little routine and vaguely disgruntled by the interruption of the Plot. Sam Vimes wants to lie drunk in a gutter and absolutely doesn't want to be arresting dragons. Rincewind is yanked into every situation he's ever encountered, though he'd much rather be lying in a gutter too. (Minus the alcohol. Plus regretting everything he's ever done said witnessed or even heard about fourth-hand in his whole life.) Granny Weatherwax is deeply suspicious of foreign parts and that includes the next town over; Nanny has leaned into the armor of "nothing ever happens to jolly grannies who terrorize their daughters-in-law and make Saucy Jokes"

Only the young people don't seem to have picked up on this---and that's fortunate, because someone has to run around making things happen, if only so Vimes and Granny and Rincewind have a reason to get up (complaining bitterly the whole time) and put it all to rights. Without Carrot, Margrat, Eric, etc. these characters don't have that reason; they're likely to stay in the metaphorical gutter and keep wondering where it all went wrong or why anything has to change.

............well, that's not quite true. You get the sense that Vetinari knows how much certain people hate the Plot. And as the person sitting behind the metaphorical lighting board of Ankh-Morpork, he takes no small pleasure in forcing the Plot-haters specifically to stand up, and say some lines.

#I finished guards guards just yesterday and I forgot that vimes and wonse were set up to be mirror images #both boys from the shades of very different natures; who made good (ish) in wildly different ways #also it's interesting reading this books from an adult perspective; my mind isn't blown that these books exist #anymore; plus I've read so many good books since #and they're not perfectly constructed novels! especially these early books;#there are plenty of spots where I can feel the narrative get thin; where there's more handwaving than I remember #but each book IS better and tighter; the jokes are funnier and the irony sharpens; the footnotes are better utilized #the characters are getting more interesting and complicated as opposed to set-ups for jokes.#it's an illustration of someone getting better at their chosen field and that in itself is more impressive than I was anticipating.#discworld

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queerdraws · 1 year ago

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it's zoro's birthday!! happy birthday big guy, may you say many more insane things to your enemies in the coming years

#one piece #zolu #comic #a while ago I reread some of the earlier arcs in one piece and was caught off guard by zoro's dialogue in the daz bonez fight #finally got around to making a comic abt it #boys fluctuating wildly between chatting shit n making jabs at eachother n having a sweet heartfelt moment #they have the range #the weird shape next to zoro's face in the second panel used to be a question mark #umm but it didn't get erased fully apparently #and im too lazy to do anything about that now that i've noticed it so enjoy!#oh also when luffy says baaastard hes imitating zoro saying temeeeee #does quite have the same feel...“baaaa” like a sheeps bleat vs the kinda drawl-y rumble of “meeee”...oh well

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aubiesquire · 1 month ago

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Dandadan | E7 - To a Kinder World

#dandadan #dandadan spoilers #i could watch okarun transform for hours. seamless animation #gods this show is gorgeous.#also his immediate instinct to protect momo. he's like her lil guard dog #aubie gifs

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aakiwa · 14 days ago

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So… I got into TF’s

#art #fanart #procreate #transformers #maccadam #maccadams #wavewave #transformers prime #tfp #tfp soundwave #tfp shockwave #shocksound #girl I have FINALS #THEY ARE DISTRACTING ME #GUARDS GET RID OF THEM #also they’re wives your honour #they need to perish right now

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heejinpilled · 3 months ago

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thinking about how shawn and gus are definitely the kind of friends that have a secret code word for if either one of them get trapped in a groundhog day time loop scenario

#they let jules in on it when her and shawn start dating #and quite frankly she’s a little offended they didn’t tell her before #they eventually tell lassie too #naturally he thinks it’s ridiculous but also guards the information with his life #psych #shawn spencer #burton guster

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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