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podcastwizard · 1 year ago
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everyone who's been enjoying knight posting or guard posting or maid posting or jester posting HAS to watch galavant. it is exactly what you're looking for in the form of a half hour musical comedy. on hulu but watch it how you will i'm not a cop. only two seasons right now but i will drag a third season out of that network with my bare hands. WATCH GALAVANT.
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skyrimguard · 9 months ago
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I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a cat paw to the knee.
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orcboxer · 1 year ago
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guard duty is so BORING they only give me three sentences to say and they won't even let me lean on the bright red barrel
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underpaid-guard · 1 year ago
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I swear I feel like the only one here with morals.
I feel like I have to take care of half of you like children so you dont massacre an entire village.
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marcelinemaeeye · 1 year ago
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I would hate security guards less if they dressed like medieval guards instead of cops. Why has no company thought of this????
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privateerstudies · 1 year ago
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Shoutout to the guy wearing the speedo that makes his dick look like it's a bald eagles beak
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e7y1 · 1 year ago
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Must have been the wind. :/
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gourdtheguard · 1 year ago
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I once met a guy named Guard. You'll never believe what his last name is.
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ad-astra-per-aspera-1389 · 1 year ago
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fools out here "guardposting". just become unhealthily obsessed with the golden guard from the owl house like the rest of us
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This website SLANDERS good & professional guards!!!! I would NEVER impregnate a man unless he asked very nicely! SMH!!!
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gourdtheguard · 1 year ago
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RELINQUISH THINE HOLD FIEND
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underpaid-guard · 1 year ago
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I have been bitten by a very large wolf. I think it was magic in nature. Don't really know though. Can anyone of a magical persuasion help take a look at it?
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hereghostslive · 5 months ago
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oh my God, The Old Guard 2 news in 2024???? I've dreamed of days like these
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anchovy · 1 year ago
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Me in a random tag: weeeeee this is so fun!! I love looking at all the cool art and posts wow.
An 18+ untagged self insert reader fic that involves multiple kinks, is thousands of words long, and isn’t under a read more:
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sdaedal · 1 year ago
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Hot best new trend
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the hot new trend is "guard posting"
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e7y1 · 1 year ago
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Be right back. I think I heard something nearby that is totally suspicious at this time of night so I need to leave my linear path.
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