#guard posting

[podcastwizard]

everyone who's been enjoying knight posting or guard posting or maid posting or jester posting HAS to watch galavant. it is exactly what you're looking for in the form of a half hour musical comedy. on hulu but watch it how you will i'm not a cop. only two seasons right now but i will drag a third season out of that network with my bare hands. WATCH GALAVANT.

[skyrimguard]

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a cat paw to the knee.

[orcboxer]

guard duty is so BORING they only give me three sentences to say and they won't even let me lean on the bright red barrel

[underpaid-guard]

I swear I feel like the only one here with morals.

I feel like I have to take care of half of you like children so you dont massacre an entire village.

[marcelinemaeeye]

I would hate security guards less if they dressed like medieval guards instead of cops. Why has no company thought of this????

[privateerstudies]

Shoutout to the guy wearing the speedo that makes his dick look like it's a bald eagles beak

[e7y1]

Must have been the wind. :/

[gourdtheguard]

I once met a guy named Guard. You'll never believe what his last name is.

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

fools out here "guardposting". just become unhealthily obsessed with the golden guard from the owl house like the rest of us

[loathsome-little-creature]

This website SLANDERS good & professional guards!!!! I would NEVER impregnate a man unless he asked very nicely! SMH!!!

[gourdtheguard]

RELINQUISH THINE HOLD FIEND

[underpaid-guard]

Good morrow.

I suppose I should Tell you about myself.

I am Thomas.

Werewolf and Godling of justice.

I work for the king. Prince.

My entire job is guarding whatever bullshit they want me too.

I GUARD THE PRINCE!!!

Who I am definitely not in love with

They pay me in 1 copper a day.

I am payed 10 gold an hour.

I need money.

I am living comfortably.

[soapbbox]

A Quintesson attack leaves Megatron in need of repairs.

Let’s pretend this takes place early where Megatron isn’t incredibly paranoid about back stabbing (Starscream) yet

[hereghostslive]

oh my God, The Old Guard 2 news in 2024???? I've dreamed of days like these

[sdaedal]

Hot best new trend

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

[e7y1]

Be right back. I think I heard something nearby that is totally suspicious at this time of night so I need to leave my linear path.