#guard posting

[podcastwizard]

everyone who's been enjoying knight posting or guard posting or maid posting or jester posting HAS to watch galavant. it is exactly what you're looking for in the form of a half hour musical comedy. on hulu but watch it how you will i'm not a cop. only two seasons right now but i will drag a third season out of that network with my bare hands. WATCH GALAVANT.

[skyrimguard]

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a cat paw to the knee.

[orcboxer]

guard duty is so BORING they only give me three sentences to say and they won't even let me lean on the bright red barrel

[underpaid-guard]

I swear I feel like the only one here with morals.

I feel like I have to take care of half of you like children so you dont massacre an entire village.

[marcelinemaeeye]

I would hate security guards less if they dressed like medieval guards instead of cops. Why has no company thought of this????

[privateerstudies]

Shoutout to the guy wearing the speedo that makes his dick look like it's a bald eagles beak

[e7y1]

Must have been the wind. :/

[gourdtheguard]

I once met a guy named Guard. You'll never believe what his last name is.

[ad-astra-per-aspera-1389]

fools out here "guardposting". just become unhealthily obsessed with the golden guard from the owl house like the rest of us

[loathsome-little-creature]

This website SLANDERS good & professional guards!!!! I would NEVER impregnate a man unless he asked very nicely! SMH!!!

[fifthrideroftheapocalypse]

oh my God, The Old Guard 2 news in 2024???? I've dreamed of days like these

[hrtiu]

Me until Veil Guard comes out

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[hashtagloveloses]

do you guys remember the Old Guard. remember when there was a major mainstream hollywood action scifi motion picture starring hot women with guns where gay people kissed on the mouth passionately. and the movie was both critically and financially successful. that movie feels like a fucking fever dream. i'll never achieve the high i got when that movie came out ever again

[underpaid-guard]

I have been bitten by a very large wolf. I think it was magic in nature. Don't really know though. Can anyone of a magical persuasion help take a look at it?

[honoraryravenwatch]

my mans has had enough