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They say Helgen got hit by a dragon. One of those horrors comes here, we'll be ready.

*oblivion npc voice* I hear the fighters guild is recruiting again. Not bad work for some folks.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a cat paw to the knee.

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What's the matter, someone steal your sweet roll?

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

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Elder scrolls 6 will take place exclusively in the city of Whiterun

I’ve been trying to figure out why everyone is so convinced that the elder scrolls 6 will take place in hammerfell and it seems to boil down to vibes from the generic teaser in 2018 and trying to find secret meanings in a tweet one time

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Me: …

Video game NPCs: Goddamn you ask a lot of questions why don’t you just leave me alone

Me: I was just walking

Video game NPCs: For the love of god, all these questions just go away I’m so busy

Me: …

Video game NPCs: Well ask your question and get out of my hair you bitch

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My clothes and armor have been stolen

Man it's dark under this bucket

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Man it's dark under this bucket

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Gotta keep my eyes open. Damn dragons could swoop down at any time

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You've committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defence?

I have successfully leveled up pickpocketing in Skyrim to 100 and stripped every guard in windhelm naked

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YOU

I have successfully leveled up pickpocketing in Skyrim to 100 and stripped every guard in windhelm naked

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Dragons about...

If this gets two hundred thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care

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Iron sword, huh? What are you killing, butterflies?

There’s a nip in the air. Cold won’t be good for my crops. Never is. 

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Tumblr flagged this post as sexually explicit and it's literally just a trans dude in high fantasy art.

Make it make sense.

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Must've been the wind

hey wanna know a secret

Read more

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this blog is a safe space for people who hate dwemer ruins <3

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okay last one

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