#it was a hell of a wait

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[doodledrawsthings]

i love being predictable

[nipuni]

the snake of eden 🥰

[wonkyjaw]

Quilt update. This is split somewhere in the blues and I have to sew that together and then I have to add one more yellow row to the top. Then the quilt top is finally, finally done.

[egophiliac]

in honor of Azul's time to shine 🐙

[ghosted-jazz]

I am not immune to this car salesman fairy and his traumaised iPad kid

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

PD-MDZS: The Hallmark Episode.

[shotmrmiller]

getting a cute mistletoe navel ring because 'tis the season except ghost saw it so naturally he's shoving you in a broom closet to uphold tradition of kissing under it (just last week he said he strongly disliked yuletide) and before you can tell him to lock the door, he's tossing both your legs over his shoulders and eating pussy like he gets paid to do it then tugs his mask back down as if it isn't sopping wet with your come and leaves you behind sans the underwear you saw him pluck off the ground and stuff into his vest pocket.

(then price catches a glimpse of it too then tells you to stay behind for a sec only to simply hook his fingers into your waistband, murmuring something about not wanting bad luck. maybe enforcing the mistletoe rule that one time with kyle had been a mistake.)

[voidheartkisses]

sorry these are super rushed I just really wanted to draw goth lam- I mean goat

colored version

[screamingforests]

Smth smth thinking about reader being an escaped shifter experiment, escaped from the US to hide in Britain

You try to act like a normal civilian, but the urge to shift is building to be intolerable. So why fight it? It's easier to live as a cat anyway, maybe someone could take you in.

What you didn't expect was for 4 giant, bulky, military men to find you. They'd found you in an alleyway near a fish restaurant, searching for scraps. The one wearing the weird mask had been the one to pick you up.

Then, the other 3 rushed over after hearing your yowling. The damn masked bastard had you scruffed!

"I found a cat."

Wow. Brilliant observation.

"Simon, it's a stray."

"I was a stray."

There was a snort, "C'mon Cap, it's kinda cute, isn't it?"

You hiss indignantly, you were not an it! The one with a mohawk reaches out to you, letting you sniff his fingers.

"We do not need a cat, Soap don't touch it. Who knows what it has."

"It's too clean to be a stray, ah doubt it's a stray. Give 'er here, LT."

The masked man hands you over, and you're quick to scramble onto the mohawk man's shoulder, wrapping around his neck. You growl a little in your displeasure, but don't swat.

"See! Docile, little thing, aren't ya!"

[technically-human]

When the ghost who read to you as you died activates all of your Must Protect instincts

[xxplastic-cubexx]

alternate apocalypse ending or something who the hcrist knows anymore

[dungeons-n-draw]

Fearne Calloway, Fey Scion of the Ancient Flame

[abbybubbls]

Shadow the Hedgehog is so fucking cool

[barbelzoa]

NO PEACE IN THE VALLEY, THERE SHALL BE NO RELIEF FROM THIS GREAT WEIGHT

[soapyakships]

kanade fes killed me and burned my house down