#it was SO STUPID

[cam-stopped-eating-candles]

Had a dream where my English class was taught as if it were intended for kindergarteners and this was what the worksheet looked like

[daneol]

I've been holding out for sooo long in finishing BL2 idk why but now that I killed the warrior I accidentally shot Handsome Jack while I was inspecting his model and it was so stupid, now I just feel bad :(

[clonehub]

I remember once someone started yelling at me about a paper I wrote for an anthro class and posted here. It was about racism in Star wars and they were big mad that I'd cited legends rather than current canon about the Ming Po being an example of racism.

[spidey-bie]

I hate that now everyone is theorizing who has to die to replace Miles' father to keep the canon. "Well his mom did this and this" or "Gwen said this" or "Peter B. blah blah blah blah." NO. He's gonna save his father, he's gonna defeat the spot, and he's gonna be okay. You have basically missed the entire plot of ATSV if you are theorizing who's gonna die in the next movie.

[sansevierias]

you know when you sometimes try to go past someone coming towards you but then you both make way to the same direction and get stuck in a little awkward limbo? happened today to me and a delivery robot

[ineffablejaymee]

i have a very strong feeling the writers of umbrella academy watched supernatural and decided damn that ending was lit

[irascible-iridescent]

Sometimes I still remember this one person who was writing like This one video game was financed by russian corporation or smth and if u buy it u r the worst person ever; and it was just some like barely acknowledged shooter. Like this one post is the only "advertisment" of it I have seen here. Bc literally nobody gave a single fuck about yet another shooter on the market.

[lynx-224]

thinking abt the time i mansplained star wars to a boy and he got mad

[thedeafprophet]

playing stardew again reminds me of the dumbest callout post ive ever seen including things like 'this doghouse pixel art is similar to this other doghouse pixel art' and 'being a big mod is BAD because it means smaller creators will be asked if its compatible :( :( :("

[0hwonderboy]

genuinely cant sleep rn but i enjoy coming onto tumblr at night bc i can be infinitely more lax with what i post on here bc tim downie isn't on here. he cannot find a way into my walls from here

[flowercrown-bard]

I dreamed that some people put on a production of Twelth Night and all the minor characters like guards and Valentine/Curio were played by guys in pink and green unicorn onsies. For the 'tricking malvolio' scene, all the pranksters put on those onsies too to blend in

[justalittlebluetiefling]

So, sometimes we’ll carry a party member in the bag of holding if they have a hard time climbing, so my paladin gets stuck doing the carrying more often than not and today our artificer snuck up on me and put me in the bag because I was complaining about never getting to go in there. It was a very relaxing 9 minutes for Livia. 

[eyebagsanonymous]

The ASMRists lied to me

the eye doctor was not relaxing, I could not see for 4 hours

also I'm even more blind, so. yeah

(this is a huge joke big joke i know how asmr works i swear)

[charmelloww]

thinking about this stupid doodle I did after I told a Garma ai chatbot that Char was wearing a maid dress and waiting for him on the balcony

[choices-binglebonkus]

Let's be honest. We all know TRR didn't need 8 books, but the reality is that Cordonia would've been overthrown by anti-monarchists by now since Liam and MC don't actually do anything for their country and its subjects but buy fancy costumes and throw exclusive extravagant balls and parties for their BFFs. It's no wonder Leo wanted out and to get away from all the BS. He'll be the one picking up all the pieces after a coup overthrows Liam and MC and raises hell on the Cordonia court later on.

The citizens of Cordonia hearing of another extravagant ball that wastes their taxpayer dollars:

[bittersweetblasphemy]

i cut my hand and i am being so brave about it (< is being a huge bitch)