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no yeah this broke my heart
#fairy tail#natsu dragneel#dragon cry#ive never seen anyone talk about this part of the movie whatt#it took me so off guard#the way i jump everytime canon actually acknowledges natsus abandonment issues
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damn, drew
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"Sprak, is that a Juul?"
"Huh?"
"Are you smoking a Juul?"
"This is crystal meth!"
#I DID A FULL SPIT TAKE.#IT TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD#d20#Dimension 20#Dropout#Fantasy High#Fantasy High Junior Year
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whoever added this to their five & lila playlist is criminal 😭
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i found a omegaverse fic interspersed with bible quotes and just
peak fanfiction is all i can say
#yes bc the lord really wants you to write about two men knotting each other#that is the lord’s word#it took me so off guard
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onfg matthew duckett did u see my mental breakdown post last night bc i found out he has a gf 🙏
I. MAY HAVE GIGGLED A BIT WHEN I SAW IT JM SORRY (◞‸◟ㆀ)
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Had someone say my picture on another site looks like the 😑 emoji and I’m dying
#emma posts#it took me so off guard#i laughed#Im going to keep thinking about looking like the 😑 emoji#i feel weirdly flattered#it’s not even a drawing it’s a selfie#my actual face#gotta ask my irl friends if I have 😑 energy#and I know they weren’t being racist because I am clearly very much a pasty white girl#I have the complexion of a corpse#especially with the makeup I was in for the selfie
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i'm sorry but dark urge seeing the hopscotch grid in the blighted village and saying "did i play games like this in my youth? was i sweet once?" has completely destroyed me
#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 3#bg3#videogames#the dark urge#dark urge#bg3 spoilers#vanaster dreamthorne#me.txt#rotating that moment in my mind. took me so off guard i stopped everything i was doing and teared up real bad. lol!#anyway back to our regularly scheduled foot eating
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YOU ARE NOW MY WIFE
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miscellaneous danyal al ghul things
specifically about the danyal al ghul from my post/prompt here and i wanna get my misc. headcanons/thoughts on him (especially in his early stay with the fentons) out here before i make any other danyal al ghul aus
list under the cut because whoops this got longer than i expected. which really i should have expected
the Fentons are unaffiliated with the League, which was perfect for Danny faking his death.
he struggles with empathy. Empathy was not taught nor encouraged while he was with the League, so it's a skill that's been pretty stunted. At 15 he's better at empathizing with people, but he still struggles with it. He's pretty bad at reassuring/comforting people and usually acts as an emotional rubber duck for Sam and Tucker to vent to if need be. He sometimes offers blunt and sometimes mean opinions, especially if its about another person.
Sam and Tucker do not know he's an ex-assassin, they are however, pretty positive that he used to be part of an eco-fascist cult with a focus on martial arts?? They've been helping him tone down some of his more,,, extreme views on humanity ever since they caught wind of his more extreme ideologies.
He and Sam are still avid environmentalists and feed into each other quite a bit. They spend plenty of time at protests and pestering the school into more eco-friendly options.
Dash is not dead on the sole fact that Danny knew he had to lay low in Amity Park and killing someone was not, in fact, 'laying low'.
he did, however, traumatize him when Dash first tried to bully him. Safe to say, Danny is not bullied at school and neither are Sam and Tucker.
Danny didn't make any friends in his first year at Amity Park. He was surly, grumpy, standoffish, more stubborn than Sam, and pretty self-important about himself. Jazz was trying to teach him against these things, but she is a 12 year old unaffiliated with the League. Danny did not respect her nor listen to a word she said. It wasn't until like, year two that he finally started paying to mind what she was saying and slowly started to improve on himself
Sam approached him first, he rebuffed her quite harshly, and then Danny approached her sometime afterward when he overheard her talking about environmental rights. Sam completely ignored him though when he agreed with her, and Danny had to later learn that he needed to apologize for being rude to her when they first met. He did so eventually, and they started to talk more with Tucker and Sam.
Danny's a bit more reserved than he is in canon, although he steadily learns how to act as a regular teenager when he's out in public. He's a bit more friendlier at least, although when he's around Sam and Tucker he drops the act. He still has a somewhat formal way of talking, it's just become more casual after a lot of ribbing from Sam and Tucker. When he's angry or annoyed he starts talking poshly though.
His humor is relatively the same as in canon, if somehow dryer and more insulting at some points
Those rare moments where he gets really pissed usually ends up with him insulting someone in arabic or any of the other languages he picked up from the league. He is the go-to for Tucker's Spanish homework. (Tucker makes that mistake and learns that Danny is a very strict teacher)
while Danny doesn't view the Fentons as his parents, even five years after living with them, he does respect them to some amount. He respects them enough at least that when Vlad Masters comes sniffing around, he is suitably offended on both Maddie and Jack's behalf. And when he finds out Vlad was the one who tried to kill Jack and tried to tell him to renounce him as his father/parental guardian, danny threw a suitably sharp object at him and insulted him quite horrendously
Vlad still wants him as his kid. In fact perhaps even moreso after this.
Danny trains with Maddie to keep up with his training. It's not quite the same but it prevents him from getting completely rusty
Sam and Tucker know that Danny has a little brother, but nothing else beyond that other than Danny cares about him quite a lot and that he got his facial scar from keeping him safe.
Danny cares about Sam, Tucker, and Jazz quite a bit, but he struggles to convey it. Especially early on when he realized he cared about them and like instinct started being harsher to them and more critical of their actions. This resulted in quite a few arguments with Sam and Tucker and Jazz until he got sat down and told outright that the way he was treating them wasn't okay. It's a process he's still trying to unlearn even at 15. He has become kinder towards them as a result, and has begun looking for what they did right rather than what they did wrong.
He harbors a lot of guilt over how he treated Damian in the League, and its a pretty big conflict he has with himself since he's torn between telling himself it was for the best to make sure Damian survived the League, and feeling like crap over how harsh/critical of Damian he was and realizing that he probably could have come up with a better way of training him despite being a child himself at the time. Danny comes to the realization that more than anything, that he just wants to apologize.
His ghost form, specifically is outfit, is a combination of his hazmat suit and his uniform from the league, and he carries a sword with him. He also doesn't know how to react to Dani, honestly. Although it is fair to say that he figures out she's a clone instantly because of her whole 'I'm your third cousin once removed' thing and he freaks out. She spills the beans pretty quickly after that. And Danny is pretty skittish around her - or the equivalent of skittish. Her being younger than him kinda reminds him of Damian, so he's uncomfortable by her presence but learns to warm up to her.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#dpxdc headcanons#dp x dc headcanons#danyal al ghul: exists#me: lets give him emotional constipation :) as a treat#older brother danny#sam+tucker: dude... were you part of a cult???? danny: excuse me? sam+tucker: were you. part of a cult#danny: it was not a *cult--* sam+tucker: oh my god you were part of a cult. that explains sO MUCH#danny is pr morally grey even at 15. he's starting to get the hang of this 'human life' thing though! he thinks.#but he is still the embodiment of that tiktok audio 'why dont we just kill these fucking people' even if he keeps it to himself sometimes#sam+tucker+jazz: dont litter danny: yes of course thats obvious s+t+j: okay then dont *kill* danny: now you've lost me#danny nearly stabbed dash when they first met. more accurately he nearly took off his finger like the train scene from the mummy movie 2#with alex and that big guard guy who stabbed the table in between his fingers. “woah.�� “Tt. i missed”#late night starry posts#not proof read and thus there will prolly be mistakes
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꒰♥️꒱» Funny Poor Boy eat a Pepsi Funny Cola.
Extracted from this specific moment from one of WayneRadioTV'S Chulip streams bc it lives in my head rent-free.
#lightheaded from laughing so;hard everytime i think abt it ‚ IT TOOK ME SO OFF GUARD THE 1ST TIME#the way he justTHROWS THE WHOLE THING DOWN THE HATCH?? & then immediately dies from it . it makes me insane#chulip#chu♥lip#punchline#love de lic#playstation 2#'tis worth noting that the only reason this happened is bc he was low on health and gaveit to him thinking it was a normal healing item#(fatal mistake)#that fact's essential to my enjoyment of this clip; it's Important that you know this. the “🧍♂️ <- Clueless” vibe of it all#i finally had time to pick these streams back up where i left off & i'm so happy abt it I missed Chulip sm <3 poor boy youre evrything 2 me
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAW!!!
#i made this in a rush bc i forgot how close his birthday was and it took me off guard...#no shading bc shading stresses me out so much i would have never finished it in time#having said that. LAW DAY LAW DAY LAW DAY WOO-HOO!!!#if you're new here i make law shorter than he is thats why everyone kinda towers over him#trafalgar d. water law#trafalgar law#one piece shachi#one piece penguin#one piece bepo#heart pirates#< i miss them so much... when will they come back#fool scribbles#i'll probably post a sabo/law doodle as well maaaybe tomorrow we'll see#one piece#law birthday art#cw capslock
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They put him in the freakin sky again
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic prime#sonic prime spoilers#shadow the hedgehog#sonic adventure 2#sa2#I did kinda laugh a bit at the Prime version I won't lie#It's a very cool shot! But it was so dramatic it took me off guard#XD
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GIGGLING “Oh my!”
#ninjago euphrasia#euphrasia ninjago#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#dragons rising season 2#ITS SO RANDOM IT TOOK ME OFF GUARD
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All hail the new Junior Supervisor
#that ending took me so fucking off guard#I cackled so hard that I felt genuinely dizzy#my art#toaster williams#Home Safety Hotline#furry#furry art#analog horror#<- I think?#had just so much fun with the lighting on this one
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Watching an old film for film class and, its period typical bad stuff aside, it's absolutely hilarious. there's a bit where music starts playing and you think it's part of the movie, and it's kinda loud as the characters talk so I was like ah just bad sound mixing, but then one of the characters pauses and goes "will you turn that radio off" and the guy behind him shuts off a radio he's just holding in his hand, and the music stops, you have to understand it's so bizarre and makes no sense even in context, this is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life why do ppl hate old films so much
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