#Home Safety Hotline

[crowcicle]

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Charlie played Home Safety Hotline !!

[coreycornelius]

anyways i enjoyed slimecicle home safety hotline stream

[feelboss]

[valdevia]

The Saint is known for traveling through snow storms at night, leaving strange artifacts on the doorsteps of homeowners.

The acceptance of the artifacts granted by The Saint by bringing them within one’s home can often result in the gift receiver experiencing great fortune and luck for a span of thirty years. After the thirty year period, The Saint will return to collect their due. It is not advised to accept these gifts.

(Art for Home Safety Hotline's Christmas DLC!)

[skullchicken]

I love Home Safety Hotline because

a) it's a horror game where reading the wiki *is* the gameplay (and I love myself some horror wiki reading)

b) it's a game where at the end of it you have a full picture, though not everything is spelled out, meaning I was satisfied while still coming away with an feeling of mystery.

c) nice and spooky without even a single jumpscare!

[nick-lives]

From the creators of Home Safety Hotline, Please Insert Disc is an upcoming puzzle horror game set in 2002 about navigating the underbelly of your game console to restore its functionality - but waking something in the process. 💿

Wishlist now on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/28...

[katkalis-the-horror-fanartist]

When

When you let the rain nymph in

[spencer03]

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[yourbonesarenowmycoat]

[ID: A screenshot from Home Safety Hotline. The selected entry is titled "Little Guy" and has a picture of a tabby cat. It reads: Description: Little Guys are small, furry quadrupeds that are known to spontaneously appear outside human dwellings and beg to be let inside. Homeowners affected by Little Guys commonly report fur appearing on clothing, small objects moving onto the floor, and begin awoken in the early hours of the morning. Danger: Little Guys can be a boon to a household, as their presence can reduce the symptoms of chronic loneliness. However, their habit of destroying homeowners' possessions by shredding them or knocking them onto the floor may make them undesirable in a home. They are also capable of spreading various dangerous diseases to humans, including toxoplasmosis, which can result in vision loss or death. Solution: Once a human hears a Little Guy's hypnotic purr, it will feel compelled to house and feed the Little Guy until one of them dies. To protect your family from Little Guys, avoid feeding or stroking any you find outdoors. Those already under the hypnosis effect can mitigate a Little Guy's destructive tendencies with regular offerings of fishing poles and fake mice. End ID]

[quitealotofsodapop]

The lore and bestiary of "Home Safety Hotline" tickles my brain in a delightful way. My superstitious Irish soul is healed by the concept of the fae setting up a helpline to assist humanity in the modern day + keep bigger fae at bay.

100% would play a "Viscera Cleanup Detail", "Powerwash Simulator", or "House Flipper"-esque game or dlc where you play a field worker responding to the calls.

[circusshepherd]

IVE BEEN PROMOTED!

If you haven’t played HSH you should

[caniethenondogsartblog]

Finally getting to posting my art class stuff. Here’s my zentangle project based on some of my favorite old internet simulator games.

[theyareweird]

Home Safety Hotline —Aesthetic

Game Description

Hearing noises? Seeing things? Call Home Safety Hotline! Our operators are standing by, waiting to give you the answers you need to protect your home from all manner of pests and household hazards.

[neverniko101]

False Caroler from Home Safety Hotline Seasonal Worker DLC

I legitimately stared at a YT thumbnail of someone’s playthrough for a full minute because “this person doesn’t do UTMV content why do they have Dust in their thumbnai— OH HELL YEAH HSH DLC”

[cozygaymes]

free my man the mouse king!

he's done nothing wrong!

[fophelia1331]

So. From a person going through a Pokémon phase. And a person currently intrigued by Home Safety Hotline. A crossover between the two of these would be pretty interesting.

Like 30 Pokémon eat or otherwise destroy mountains. Plenty chew on buildings. Some will poison you. The sandcastle will suck your soul out. Salamence exists. Absol would probably show up and freak people out.

"My son went missing in the woods and now there's a Phantump hanging around my house." Ma'am, that's your son. He died and became a Phantump.

Pokémon can change the weather. Stufful and Bewear can break bones or kill you. Sudowoodo camouflages as a tree and blocks paths. Snorlax falls asleep places and blocks paths. Ditto has pretended to be, not only Pokémon, but HUMAN PEOPLE. Inkay can drain your will to fight. And Malamar has EXTREME HYPNOSIS POWERS and are known to mind control people to do their bidding.

Honestly, I'd be more surprised if there wasn't a service devoted to helping people with hazardous Pokémon. That world certainly needs it.