#feverish shitposting

[feelboss]

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Nurse, taking Maedhros’ temperature: …it says 40 Celsius?

Maedhros: you should see my father’s.

[arpiniko]

that one post but touchstarved

[arsonistmoth]

I have no excuse. other than Nari beat the SHIT out of Baal in my save last night and thIS WAS ALL I COULD THINK OF AS I BROKE THE FIGHT UP.

[15-lizards]

Tumblr in Westeros part 2: Dance of the Dragons Boogaloo

Green-queen: literally dni if you support Rhaenyra as the heir I’m fucking serious #hate arguing with you stupid bitches #yall literally know the rules of succession

Missmaidenpool: hey guys I know you’ve probably been seeing these a lot lately but the dragons burned my fields by fairmarket again, so I’d really be grateful if you could contribute to my gofundme! #pls spread! #urgent

7are1: Maegor? I hardly know her!

Aemonds_sapphire: *poll tournament* okay round three! Who gives better head: The Father or The Smith

Beesberries: Nothings wrong w/ bloody ben btw. 13 year olds are just like That #being a 13 y/o girl is harder actually

Poppy_milk: call me Prince Daemon the way I’m topping this flea bottom

Mummersfart89: King Viserys and the lord hand were intensely homoerotic. To me #rest in peace your grace I’m sure you explored each others bodies

Mother_father_rhoyne: when I run away to the isle of faces. Then. Then u will all see

Gargqoyles: fuck this stupid goldcloak job I’m killing myself #rant #saw prince Aemond in person yesterday almost shit myself

Sunshinespear: *horrifically gruesome art of the doom of Valyria* commissions are now open! :D #art commissions #boost!

Child-of-the-forest: I need immediate hole from this Cregan Stark guy

Growingstronger: I could solve this war shit in five minutes. Just give me milk of the poppy, a lamprey pie, two silent sisters, and a zorse and just let me cook #you are all so unfamiliar with my game #lord Corlys put me in coach

Barabaratheons: I hope the rumors ab Queen Rhaenyra’s first three children are true. Just because I think it would be funny #your honor she’s just doing what a girl boss does

[diabolicalrat]

Raskolnikov instantly after committing double homicide and falling ill because he couldn’t take the guilt of it:

[rottingmanifesto]

Same image

[deardarlingdevil]

"kill them with kindness" wrong. fireball 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[myriadebleue]

tall varian this, small varian that

what about yall varian

[myreygn]

a guide to womanhood

utilize whatever little amount of pockets you have to the max. carry a water bottle in your jacket.

tell your skin that she's beautiful

give a lot and take a little but fight tooth and nail for whatever they try to take from you

there's no bad hair day there's just bad vibes day

keep your weapon of choice sharp

if you can't go anywhere you go home and if there's no home for you to go to you pick up the ruins and make new bricks

be angry. go feral. show them hell.

[just-eyris-things]

Do you think Xera's a milf. Her lady constructs have milf hips. Big milf energy.

[yuyu-bubu]

its one am freddy fazbear is going to fucking kill me until i die

[antiquaries]

ackshually the britpop rivalry could have been solved very easily. Blur is homosexual in nature and Oasis is not. who's the winner here.

[ingapotejtoo]

in my silly feverish state i remembered this shitpost redraw i did and yknow what. yeah.

og picture V

[ofishal-fish-posts]

I'm a little sick rn and now im shitposting in a slightly feverish state hehehe