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I fuck wit title-only text posts. this shit is like talkin in an apartment hallway loud as fuck out the window

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who up dinking they oiter

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these are actual diagnoses from my dr appt today

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gonna be honest whenever i see "master" in like a horny context it never reads correctly, my first thought is always Jedi Dialogue

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great time to be alive if you're an idiot

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i napped for 3 hours and dreamt about:

a zen pencils comic with a bunch of people sitting in a waiting room and the receptionist calls “excuse me, is there a mr. racist here?” and this guy raises his hand and immediately starts getting beat on by everybody else in the waiting room and the last panel is a closeup of his file and it’s first name STOPBEING last name RACIST

trying to make the teenage mutant ninja turtles fuck

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constantly switching between “this is MY tumblr and i post whatever i want” and “oghg  god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.”

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delinquent princess caught using woodland friends to shoplift 4loko from the corner store

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god i love how pitbulls are like

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(1940s announcer voice) the armpit... the pussy of the torso. and folks what's more is that there's two of them

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Shadowheart canonically beating up transphobes is an easily-missed yet iconic piece of her characterisation

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the stranglehold this image has on my brain. every time someone mentions that they're going to the bathroom my reflexive response is always "go piss girl", like saying "bless you" in response to a sneeze

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I will block your wife. I will block your son. I will block your infant daughter.

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Yknow that post about that person watchin Parasite expecting there to be an actual flesh parasite monster.

Well I was readin “Invisible Man” by Ralph Ellison, which is a good book about a man tryna find his way in a world that doesn’t want him after his entire life plan fuckin falls apart (the invisibility in this case is metaphorical).

And I was NOT reading “THE Invisible Man” by H.G. Wells (which does in fact star an actually invisible man)

So I’m readin like ‘damn, this dude fuckin goin through it! The groups of power present truly do not see him as the man he is, but rather what they wish him to be! Making him, metaphorically, invisible!

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And then he’s actually gonna turn invisible!!!!”