arpiniko

[arpiniko]

hello mr yapper.

[arpiniko]

truly

[arpiniko]

i think, if you're gonna open a restaurant, you should be legally required to have a fat person come in, move through the restaurant, and sit in at least one of the chairs. I think that person should be able to veto anything from how close together the tables are to how fucking skinny the chairs are. few things tick me off more then being unable to get to half the resteraunt because all the tables are like, 10 inches apart, or sitting down in a chair that has pointless side rails only to realize that they are gonna be digging into my butt for the next hour unless i sit on the very edge of the seat and never lean back.

[arpiniko]

[arpiniko]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

[arpiniko]

maaaaan if you put the youth of today into some kind of old style situation they would struggle but adapt over time much like those of the past.

[arpiniko]

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

[arpiniko]

MLP: Dungeons and Friendship final character sheets!

[arpiniko]

So i decided to dive in into small animations ( never done this before)

And i already regret starting this, i have to many dumb ideas now... 💀

[arpiniko]

Okay the WEIRDEST THING is going going down right now

So some guy in Michigan in the US has just found a letter in his grandmother’s house; it seems to be a pen pal letter from 1973ish, and it’s from a young Welsh girl. In it, she lists:

Her name, and the names of her brother (Gwynedd) and sister (Catrin)

Their ages

Where she lives in Wales (Denbigh)

Her hobbies, including horse riding and reading pony books.

So this American dude decides to take a photo, whack it on Twitter and ask the only Welsh person he knows if there’s any way to track this Welsh girl down, because you know, ALL WELSH PEOPLE KNOW EACH OTHER, OBVIOUSLY

Except

I am furious to report that it has worked

Welsh person he tags doesn’t know, but takes up the challenge. Someone reckons the Catrin might be a woman who translated a hymn book once, and checks the foreword to see that the dates and ages do seem to be about right. Someone else suddenly has a brainwave - wait, isn’t she the mother of Steff, the comedian?

My husband gets tagged, takes one look at this letter, and is like “That is 1000% my aunt.”

So now it’s 20 to midnight, Steff’s aunt has obviously not yet seen the excited message to put Twitter out of their misery, and my mother-in-law is currently on the phone gleefully telling us that when that letter was written her sister had never sat on a horse in her life before, and she’d lied to an American pen pal for clout before the internet even existed.

[arpiniko]

[arpiniko]

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

[arpiniko]

Day in the life of a fly influencer

English added by me :)

[arpiniko]

[arpiniko]

"with this remake project, now your favourite game from 15 years ago with strong art direction and style can look like an unreal engine asset flip with ray traced lighting"