#cw capslock

[sabo-torao]

VIVI FANS NEVER STOP WINNING

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

GET EUTROPHICATED IDIOT

[cure-rose]

Rant incoming, cw // fakeclaiming (plurality), capslock

So we just got tagged in a long as fuck post that was basically fakeclaiming us...

like first off, they went off on a whole tirade about how we were self-diagnosing and how that could be harmful or whatever, and how APPARENTLY we are diagnosing ourselves with DID (WE ARE NOT, LET US GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY.)

And THEN they had the audacity to compare our parogenic system to kinning OCs...man, WE ARE FICTIONKIN. WE KNOW WHAT KINNING IS, YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON.

And the rest of the post was bullshit like "get professional help" and fun stuff (/s) like that.

Get the fuck out of here with that shit, seriously. If you come into our mentions with that shit we swear, we WILL block on sight.

Also to note, we were the only one tagged in that lovely (/s) post. Which makes it feel like it was specifically targeted towards us. Fucking hell.

We are HERE, and we exist proudly. And if you do not like that? Well then get the fuck out of here, why don't ya!

- Signed, Mage Rose...aka The Lunar Collective.

[sarandipitywrites]

NaNo update 11/14

today i learned lienzo is dyslexic. why do i gotta learn about things this way, man? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME

in other news, broke 25k today. i'm ahead of schedule, huzzah!

Lienzo squinted at the text. It was handwritten in a tight, spidery script that mashed into itself as it trampled across the page. Only the headline was clear. "...Runes?" "Yes! With the use of runes, or sigils, one could hypothetically..." Lienzo tried to pay attention. He truly did. But with no legible text to follow and the beast prattling on, building his explanations on foundations Lienzo barely possessed, if he had them at all, his mind swirled like kelp stuck in a boat's propeller. "...Lienzo?" "Yeah! Yeah, I'm listening. Runes. Areas of effect. Reduction of..." His mind was blank. His cheeks reddened. He slumped forward onto the desk with a moan. This was why he'd stopped going to school when he was eight. He squeezed his eyes shut and waited for it. "I'm sorry. I've been talking for far too long. I'm going to make coffee; do you drink it?" Coffee. He couldn't remember the last time he'd been able to afford it. "In what my maza calls 'disturbing and grotesque amounts.'"

[brochacho]

I’M PROUD OF YOU.

that’s it, that’s the post. i’m proud of you. good job.

[icaruspartharmony]

Im so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sossososososososososo ILL ABOUT MY BLORBOS!!!!!!!! MY BELOVEDS!!!!!!!!!!

[starlit-solitude-sys]

caps under cut (typing quirk) //

IT'S OKAY NOT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR SOURCE, BY THE WAY.

I AM KARKAT. I'M A FICTIVE OF KARKAT VANTAS FROM HOMESTUCK. AN INTROJECT, EVEN. I KNOW THAT. BUT I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT MY SOURCE.

COLLECTIVELY, WE DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT HOMESTUCK. WE NEVER REALLY GOT INTO IT DESPITE THE EXPOSURE TO THE INTERNET AT A VERY EARLY AGE AND UNRESTRICTED ACCESS TO IT.

CONSEQUENTLY I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, HALF OF MY SOURCE. WHICH IS KIND OF HALF OF ME.

AND THAT'S OKAY. (I AM STILL MAKING MYSELF UNDERSTAND THAT.)

I STILL WORRY MY BOYFRIEND MIGHT GET UPSET AT ME FOR NOT KNOWING OR REMEMBERING STUFF (NOTE: WE ABSOLUTELY STILL HAVE TO AND WILL GET INTO HOMESTUCK PROPERLY), BUT HE WOULDN'T BE DATING ME IF THAT WAS A PROBLEM. SAME GOES TO OTHER INTROJECTS, BOTH IN OUR SYSTEM AND IN OUR PARTNER SYSTEM'S.

IT'S OKAY NOT TO KNOW EVERYTHING. IT'S OKAY TO FILL IN THE GAPS AS YOU FRONT AND EXIST AND STUFF. YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK QUESTIONS IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE, OR LOOK UP STUFF FOR YOURSELF, OR NOT. THAT'S OKAY ALSO. BRAINS CAN MAKE SHIT UP TOO.

I AM STILL KARKAT VANTAS. YOU'RE STILL YOU.

(AND THEREFORE DESERVING OF LOVE AND RESPECT. IF PEOPLE ARE DISAPPOINTED YOU AREN'T WHAT THEY EXPECTED/WANTED, FUCK THEM.)

[desultory-novice]

"I-HATE-YOU-why-I-HATE-YOU-can't-I-HATE-YOU-I-I-HATE-YOU-be-I-HATE-YOU-more-I-HATE-YOU-like-I-HATE-YOU-you!!"

"...I like you just the way you are, Marx."

-

Sorry not sorry but even without that one manga, this always has and will forever be part of Marx and Kirby's dynamic to me.

[myreputatioooon]

but imagine if paula and camille lived to stream the final boss fight

hype is at an all-time high, Camille and Paula are looking looking for where the tunes--courtesy of the bough and carmen--are coming from and confused at the companys' lack of confusion, chat don't gaf "HEROES CANNOT BE REAL🗣️🗣️❗❗"-ing, neither of the two can hold their fucking tears

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2526

It's either the cops or Darkiplier. (Dialogue from the meme, more or less.)

[the-fifteen-horsemen]

"WHY ARE THERE TWO LADYBUGS HAVING ANAL SEX ON A DR. PEPPER CAN."

"BECAUSE THEY'RE GAY HOMOPHOBE"

"HE'S LITERALLY GAY TOO-"

[sabo-torao]

ZOLU CRUMBS !!!!!!

[gamblingluck]

i don't know why but this is funny to me???

[angel-dust-addict]

//WAIT. IS TODAY THE NEW HELLUVA EPISODE?!

[galactic-murmaider]

Okay weeb tangents aside Last Wish is a good movie, still rooting for GDT’s Pinocchio at the Oscars sure but I still had a really good time seeing it with my sister in an empty theater. I do have one unorthodox thought though:

I weirdly miss Dingo Pictures, just to see what kid of nonsense they would do to cash in on it 😂. Like Charlie Cat would have to do some kind of weird favor for Hans that turns into a journey with him, Lucy, and Krummel with such obstacles as QUEST INTERRUPTING BEARS! and Balto…and unlike the movie proper he’s just some asshole and not the Grim Reaper, after all we all know the Grim Reaper of the Dingo Cinematic Universe would be Wabuu. I mean I would piss myself if I heard “a-shoopy doopy doo” whistled in a dark alley.

[brochacho]

I MARRIED DANNY DEVITO???

@everythingisstardust hey, are there any monsters under my bed?