#cw capslock

[sabo-torao]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY GOATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[whisperingfool]

LUCIO CON IL PREMIO DELLA STAMPA MENO MALEEEE

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

GET EUTROPHICATED IDIOT

[cure-rose]

Rant incoming, cw // fakeclaiming (plurality), capslock

So we just got tagged in a long as fuck post that was basically fakeclaiming us...

like first off, they went off on a whole tirade about how we were self-diagnosing and how that could be harmful or whatever, and how APPARENTLY we are diagnosing ourselves with DID (WE ARE NOT, LET US GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY.)

And THEN they had the audacity to compare our parogenic system to kinning OCs...man, WE ARE FICTIONKIN. WE KNOW WHAT KINNING IS, YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON.

And the rest of the post was bullshit like "get professional help" and fun stuff (/s) like that.

Get the fuck out of here with that shit, seriously. If you come into our mentions with that shit we swear, we WILL block on sight.

Also to note, we were the only one tagged in that lovely (/s) post. Which makes it feel like it was specifically targeted towards us. Fucking hell.

We are HERE, and we exist proudly. And if you do not like that? Well then get the fuck out of here, why don't ya!

- Signed, Mage Rose...aka The Lunar Collective.

[sarandipitywrites]

NaNo update 11/14

today i learned lienzo is dyslexic. why do i gotta learn about things this way, man? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TELL ME

in other news, broke 25k today. i'm ahead of schedule, huzzah!

Lienzo squinted at the text. It was handwritten in a tight, spidery script that mashed into itself as it trampled across the page. Only the headline was clear. "...Runes?" "Yes! With the use of runes, or sigils, one could hypothetically..." Lienzo tried to pay attention. He truly did. But with no legible text to follow and the beast prattling on, building his explanations on foundations Lienzo barely possessed, if he had them at all, his mind swirled like kelp stuck in a boat's propeller. "...Lienzo?" "Yeah! Yeah, I'm listening. Runes. Areas of effect. Reduction of..." His mind was blank. His cheeks reddened. He slumped forward onto the desk with a moan. This was why he'd stopped going to school when he was eight. He squeezed his eyes shut and waited for it. "I'm sorry. I've been talking for far too long. I'm going to make coffee; do you drink it?" Coffee. He couldn't remember the last time he'd been able to afford it. "In what my maza calls 'disturbing and grotesque amounts.'"

[a-list-of-moods]

NO HISTORY ERASURE WE KNOW WHAT HE IS AND WE CALL IT OUT FOR WHAT IT IS: NAZI SHIT. THE ELONGATED MUSKRAT CAN SUCK MY NUTS.

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[brochacho]

I’M PROUD OF YOU.

that’s it, that’s the post. i’m proud of you. good job.

[icaruspartharmony]

Im so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sossososososososososo ILL ABOUT MY BLORBOS!!!!!!!! MY BELOVEDS!!!!!!!!!!

[stellarremnantscurse]

caps under cut (typing quirk) //

IT'S OKAY NOT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR SOURCE, BY THE WAY.

I AM KARKAT. I'M A FICTIVE OF KARKAT VANTAS FROM HOMESTUCK. AN INTROJECT, EVEN. I KNOW THAT. BUT I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT MY SOURCE.

COLLECTIVELY, WE DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT HOMESTUCK. WE NEVER REALLY GOT INTO IT DESPITE THE EXPOSURE TO THE INTERNET AT A VERY EARLY AGE AND UNRESTRICTED ACCESS TO IT.

CONSEQUENTLY I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, HALF OF MY SOURCE. WHICH IS KIND OF HALF OF ME.

AND THAT'S OKAY. (I AM STILL MAKING MYSELF UNDERSTAND THAT.)

I STILL WORRY MY BOYFRIEND MIGHT GET UPSET AT ME FOR NOT KNOWING OR REMEMBERING STUFF (NOTE: WE ABSOLUTELY STILL HAVE TO AND WILL GET INTO HOMESTUCK PROPERLY), BUT HE WOULDN'T BE DATING ME IF THAT WAS A PROBLEM. SAME GOES TO OTHER INTROJECTS, BOTH IN OUR SYSTEM AND IN OUR PARTNER SYSTEM'S.

IT'S OKAY NOT TO KNOW EVERYTHING. IT'S OKAY TO FILL IN THE GAPS AS YOU FRONT AND EXIST AND STUFF. YOU CAN ALWAYS ASK QUESTIONS IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE, OR LOOK UP STUFF FOR YOURSELF, OR NOT. THAT'S OKAY ALSO. BRAINS CAN MAKE SHIT UP TOO.

I AM STILL KARKAT VANTAS. YOU'RE STILL YOU.

(AND THEREFORE DESERVING OF LOVE AND RESPECT. IF PEOPLE ARE DISAPPOINTED YOU AREN'T WHAT THEY EXPECTED/WANTED, FUCK THEM.)

[myreputatioooon]

but imagine if paula and camille lived to stream the final boss fight

hype is at an all-time high, Camille and Paula are looking looking for where the tunes--courtesy of the bough and carmen--are coming from and confused at the companys' lack of confusion, chat don't gaf "HEROES CANNOT BE REAL🗣️🗣️❗❗"-ing, neither of the two can hold their fucking tears

[sparkylurkdragon]

Sonic called Shadow "Faker."

Sonic called Shadow "Faker."

SONIC! CALLED SHADOW!!

NOT! THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!

[sabo-torao]

VIVI FANS NEVER STOP WINNING

[whisperingfool]

ACHILLE GRAZIE VERAMENTE GRAZIE MI HAI MIGLIORATO TUTTO

[russ14n-r0ul3tt3]

"WHY ARE THERE TWO LADYBUGS HAVING ANAL SEX ON A DR. PEPPER CAN."

"BECAUSE THEY'RE GAY HOMOPHOBE"

"HE'S LITERALLY GAY TOO-"

[gamblingluck]

i don't know why but this is funny to me???

[borderline-culture-is]

(cw: capslock)

bpd culture is WHY DO YOU ANSWER A SINGLE MESSAGE AND GET OFFLINE RIGHT AFTER THAT?? I DON'T WANT JUST A ANSWER, TALK TO ME, I WANT YOUR ATTENTION, WHY DO YOU LEAVE ME WAITING FOR MINUTES, HOURS EVEN, IF YOU WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT??!? ACTUALLY WHAT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME???? FUCKING TALK TO ME, I NEED YOU, CAN'T YOU SEE? STOP GETTING OFFLINE WHILE I'M HERE, I CRAVE FOR YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE LOOK AT ME

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