#it summarizes as—

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

I’m just saying, if you’re going to have a college or university in such a car centric country and are located in a car dependent city, maybe you should be legally required to have at least one parking spot per student.

[wanderingibon]

anya deserved so much better

[starberry-cupcake]

I was re-watching the little mermaid and it got me thinking: it would have been so cool to be a guest to eric's weddings tbh

this guy's been raving about this mystery girl he says saved him and left him on the beach but nobody believes him, then he found a different girl in the same beach, proceeded to date her for a couple of days in front of the whole town, but then turns up with a different one (allegedly the first one) and decides he's marrying her on the spot

and you're like, sure, I need to see this mess

so you go to the wedding and it's WILD: there's some sort of animal riot, every creature is attacking the bride (including the prince's dog), town date redhead is being carried into the wedding ship in a barrel by a small fish, you're like 'I need to see how this turns out' and then mystery redhead, who was supposedly unable to talk, starts singing???? and talking??? and they're about to kiss???? but then the bride turns into sexy cthulhu???? and the redhead grows a fish tail???? and sexy cthulhu bride drags redhead into the water??????

you are taken ashore while the groom goes to fetch one of the brides, unsure which but all signs point to the redhead that was carried in the barrel, and then there's a storm, and sexy cthulhu becomes gigantic and is wearing a crown and you're like 'work, bitch' while eating snacks and then it's all over and sexy cthulhu disappears

but then there's another wedding announced and you're like 'I'm sure it can't top the first one' but you attend and TRITON shows up too????? myth and legend lord of the sea king triton from the stories????? with a white beard and an 8 pack and the same crown sexy cthulhu was wearing??? turns out he's the FATHER OF THE BRIDE??????? and there are mermaids everywhere, all around the ship, kind of unnerving tbh really really scary situation, but it's fine because triton is making rainbows in the sky and hugging the bride and manipulating water and you're also pretty sure the chef just got decimated by a crab?????

royal weddings should all be like these tbh this prince sure knows how to throw them like nobody else in the disney pantheon

[xxplastic-cubexx]

alternate apocalypse ending or something who the hcrist knows anymore

[tempo-takoyaki]

I forgot he had a birthday. Happy late birth little guy.

[fibi-draws]

this was less of a danganronpa v3 redesign and more of a "drawing the drv3 characters in outfits i would actually enjoy drawing more than once" but it got completely out of hand

anyway - day three of trying to defeat artblock went great and [commissions are open] again <3

[urists]

average loid forger train of thought

[hexcii]

When you and your brother are both fighting to sit next to your shared crush (/maybe partner?) who is one second away from having a panic attack

Original under the cut

[allimili]

Cant help but think how Y/N cookie meet pre-corrupt shmilk in the tower of knowledge since yk past, present and future are there.

[nikoisme]

odysseus: nice pigs you got there circe

circe: thanks, i made them myself

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[royalarchivist]

Jaiden: How did you guys even find out that, um... Chayanne's admin plays Cucurucho? [Reading chat] Ohhh, accidentally played the soundboard as Chayanne? That's hilarious actually. I wanna see the clip of Phil reacting to that.

Jaiden: I love– I love the way that Phil laughs, it's just such a hearty, genuine laugh. The few times that I've made him laugh, I've felt really good about myself! [Embarrassed laugh] Because he makes me feel much funnier than I am, you know?

Jaiden talks about silly QSMP moments and laughter. 💜

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Jaiden: How did you guys even find out that, um... Chayanne's admin plays Cucurucho? Did they just tell- tell Phil? Did- were they just hangin' out? [Reading chat] "The same username"? Ohhh. [Reading chat] "It was a mistake"? ...Wait, what was the mistake? What do you mean "it was an accident"?

Jaiden: Ohhh, accidentally played the soundboard [Laughs] as Chayanne? That's hilarious actually. [Laughs] What di- what did he say, was he just like, "Ha ha ha"? [Laughs]

[Old clip of Bad, Fit, and the Eggs] Bad: –have one of the things I'm looking for. Chayanne: [Cucurucho voice] HA HA HA Bad: What was that? Fit: You heard that too, right? Chayanne: [Cucurucho voice] NO Bad: ...What the fudge was that. Fit: Wait–

Jaiden: [Reading chat] "He said 'no'" [Laughs] That's so funny. [Laughs] I wanna see the clip of Phil reacting to that. I love– I love the way that Phil laughs, it's just such a hearty, genuine laugh.

[Clip of Phil laughing]

Jaiden: The few times that I've made him laugh, I've felt really good about myself! [Embarrassed laugh] Because he makes me feel much funnier than I am, you know?

[Old clip of Phil and Jaiden] Jaiden: Oh, that's awesome! And then it– [She gets snagged by the machine] Jaiden: Oh– Ahh! Phil: Be careful! Jaiden: AAAAAᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ — [Her screams fade as she's dragged away] Phil: [Laughs] There she goes! [Hits his desk and laughs]

[Another old clip plays] Jaiden: [Singing along to "It's Been So Long" from FNAF] It's been so long, since I've last seen my– Phil: What is happening? [Laughs, then laughs more seeing Jaiden's mask] PFTTT– [Laughs] Jaiden: [Laughing] Phil: Jesus Christ–

Jaiden: It's just like, such a good laugh! I wish I had a– a like, more-hearty laugh. You know? You know what I'm talking about? My laugh is kinda like... Uh, you know how you guys compare Foolish's laugh to like, the... window cleaner? Like a– [Squeaky window-cleaning sound]

[Short clip of Foolish covering his face with one hand and making the squeaky laugh he's known for, slapping the arm of his chair as he keeps laughing]

Jaiden: I can't do it– [Laughs] It doesn't sound like that. I think mine is like... Because like, I do like, "Hee hee hee!" and I also like, breathe in, like– [Squeaky sound] You know? So I think– My laugh kinda just sounds like... Like, after you spray the window, and you're like, cleaning it. Like, wiping it down with a cloth. You know? That's what my laugh sounds like. I wish it was more of like a, "Ha ha ha."

[Short clip of Cucurucho saying "HA HA HA"]

Jaiden: But, I mean, I'm not complaining. I don't think– I don't think "laugh anxiety" is something that I wanna– is not a path I would really wanna go down. [Quiet laugh] It's like- sometimes, you just gotta pick your battles. [Laughs]

Jaiden: [Reading chat] "You have a good laugh" Thank you. [Quiet laugh]

[rigorwhoretis]

first time hayden played perverts for me, I was 2 ambiens deep, laying on her bedroom floor seeing double and god.

[xoxochb]

look at us u and iiiiii back at it againnnnnn

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“so after that she read the book, and as a good christian she was like ‘o-m-g this is total bullshit’ throughout the entirety of it— buttttt she ended up writing her own romance novel after that.”

“isn’t that against the morals of christianity though?”

you shrug. “I think? I know that premarital sex is a sin sooooo… yes?”

percy nods understandingly. “okay, tell me what happened after that.”

“well the novel she wrote was about this woman who walks into a bar and meets this man— she orders a dirty martini—” you laugh. “and then they go for a walk after and they just really talk about life I suppose.”

percy hums, the sound vibrating against the skin of your sternum. his legs entwine with your own, unclothed. you feel his face heat up. but you ignore this and continue your story.

“well anyways, so writing this whole sexy romance story was—”

“sweet girl.” you feel him smirking now.

“perseus.”

“I’m gonna need you to put on underwear before you continue that story.”

you laugh and roll your eyes. “you’re such a boy! I don’t even know where they are!”

“somewhere…” he lifts his head from your chest, searching the cabin floor. “somewhere.”

“exactly! so you and your hormones will have to wait.”

percy places his head back between your tits. you pat his head soothingly.

“I’ll have to show you that episode some time,” you murmur into his hair before pecking the top of his head.

“whatever you want. as long as your underwear are on I think I can sit through it.”

[charlottesolstice]

[tempo-takoyaki]

Almost Heaven Official's Blessing: Halloween Special!

I know, you never thought you would see them again, but I had a very specific idea for a halloween comic and I just had to do it. Pretend it's still the 31st in my country and Happy Halloween!

This comic is a bonus side story of the comic "I haven't read tgcf" and set into the alternate universe of this comic: Heaven's Corp. Characters are per se inherently ooc. Please read this comic with this in mind, thank you!

To start reading "I haven't read tgcf" | To read the Christmas Special at Heaven's Corp

Some fun fact about this comic specifically I felt like mentioning:

I nicknamed Xie Lian's costume the suppository... He just looks like one.

Xie Lian didn't wear anything under his costume so he could surprise Hua Cheng but his plan backfired because of the groper.

Hua Cheng wasn't here to win the costume competition, he was just here to seduce Xie Lian.

Depending on who she is talking to, Miku (Ling Wen) either says she is dressed as Hannibal Lecter, or what she said in this comic.

Miku intended on winning the competition but because Hua Cheng ditched Beef she was forced to break character to drive him home. Which also secured Beef as the winner.

Beef's wheelchair is, as he said, his. He used it when he got into the car accident that killed his girlfriend, and kept it for when his legs hurts. He can otherwise walk without issues.

Manwhore (Pei Ming) and Yushi Huang are dressed as Gomez and Morticia Addams respectively. They did not discuss this beforehand.

I didn't show Feng and Qing here but Feng is dressed as a vampire and Qing as a werewolf.

Beef and Hua Cheng are in fact roomates.

You know what Jun Wu was dressed as. You know it.