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awe hell yea here we go bitches
#rosekiller#cheery writes#MURDER HUSBANDS#AGAIN BC I CANNOT GET ENOUGH#title creds to conan gray's new song#it slaps btw#it’s a working title may change we��ll see#4k words of absolutely wild buildup#2k words of FILTH and they ain’t done yet#cheery’s opening lines
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selena gomez really just does need to go back to releasing random songs every few months, her droplets era was great.
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god white wedding gowns are fucking ugly i hope i dont find myself wearing one ever. they're like diamonds to me. traditional and devoid of colour (literally and figuratively) and personality.
#(<has more white dresses than any other color)#I've been told i look like an angel in white?#have you SEEN my wedding dress pinterest board#it slaps btw#mmmm nontraditional wedding ceremonies........#(<kasimir and nyx had a reworked-for-in-universe handfasting ceremony because I WANT THAT. way more than a traditional christian ceremony.)#trying not to think about the logistics of being a system here
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cant believe none of yall told me there was a new crane wives album
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I love the saludos amigos intro music :)
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#he’s a subway btw#also you’ll never take himbo Steve from me#slap him#slap him Eddie#steddie#steddie memes#steddie meme#incorrect steddie quotes#Steve Harrington#Eddie Munson#stranger things#these two crazy kids#himbo Steve Harrington#stranger things meme#meme#humor#humour#funny#idk#my edits
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HHN TONIGHT TAKE TWO LETS GO
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peachtober day one : daisy
#mine#original#peachtober#yippee!!!#also YES I AM IN FACT USING . PENCILS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#ngl its rlly been Hitting its rlly been Slapping#if u want more up 2 date posting my insta is obsobbs btw#i just realised i hvent been cross posting on here jshdjsjdj
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living war crime
#tlt#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus#tamsyn muir#art#fanart#slaps harrow on the back You could fit 200 dead babies into this thing#shes so silly to me btw. feral cat
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red dead gummigoo
#lazy but yeauhhh i love tadc and rdr2#redraw#the amazing digital circus#red dead redemption 2#art#digital art#gummigoo#gummigoo my beloved#my first thought when i saw this guy was “no way rdr2” because my brain is so rotted from that game#episode 2 slapped btw
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look i understand that humans are complex creatures who do bad things and are capable of learning from mistakes but also i think saying my ex should never get a good shag again is funny
#ramble#one of those mythology style punishments y'know#this sounds worse than it is without context#the 'separating bc of valid differences' is fine the 'leading me on and exploiting me out of a lot of time and money' is not#he never paid me back btw#every now and then i go through a period of being Very Not Fine before someone slaps some sense into me#like GENUINELY i don't wish death or misery on people but saying i want to hit them with a chair is funny sometimes
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Movie Night!
#murder drones#serial designation n#uzi#nuzi#n#literal murder bot btw#ive determined they are watching ringu#cause that movie slaps
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[🍃🐦🎂🔵🍃] for the end of june 💗💛💙
#sth#sonic the hedgehog#tmosth#the murder of sonic the hedgehog#mirage express#my beloved#the cake is (partially) chocolate in this one btw#happy birthday amy!!#to your vivacity and personacity <3#this game has my heart#it made me feel things i haven't felt since Adventure probably#i really should've slapped a “FIN” on this#well maybe next time#sonic fanart#pride art
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Girls b drinking iced coffee
#hoof draws#hoofology#*slide 1 is her natural hair btw#if anyone goes to a coffee shop w/ an almond joy thing on the menu get that shit btw#mocha + coconut thing with almond milk . they slap
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New Title Idea
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Why haven't we DP fans of Ghost King Danny thought of this title to give him?! Like I stopped in my tracks and almost slapped my forehead when the idea came to me.
Guys
Ghost King is a wonderful, wonderful title for Danny. Very spooky.
but
like
the Infinite King.
DUDE
NOW THAT.
Like we can spin it into Ghost King is like the known everyone knows it title.
BUT Infinite King is like the root. Like Infinite King is like a serious 'I am no longer kidding or playing around' title. Like its such a legendary title its very rare to hear about kind of thing.
( •̀ ω •́ )
#danny phantom#danny fenton#blue rambles#random idea#writing ideas#gonna put this in DPxDC stuff btw#dpxdc#danny phantom dc#crossover#dp x dc#LIKE NO REALLY CAN YOU IMAGINE A DPxDC crossover#and someone goes#'We need to call upon the Infinite King'#I love Ghost King Danny but something about him being called the Infinite King slaps#me being random#random idea is random#ghost king danny#infinite king danny
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as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen
the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"
#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time.#it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning)#and tuna from a can.#and plain pasta.#if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day#bc its super easy to make:#boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta.#put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste.#the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note:#this began as a Bolognese sauce.#and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too.#somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful.#but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl#slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top#molto bene#(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability)#(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps)#(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.)#(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.)#(.... i'm 5.2. so.)
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