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Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2
#sorry for the mercy/augustine sex jumpscare but i rly do think they have terrible sex every like. 200 years#they're like “Oh this Sucks I'm never doing this Again” and then hundreds of years pass and they get bored and they're like hmmm#maybe. it wasn't THAT bad.#the idea of bitching and complaining during sex is too funny to me#also my magnus design is pure indulgence#i just wanted to sexualise that old man. and he ended up looking like varric dragon age 😭😭#also also i gave Pal the fancy swoopy glasses that elphaba wears in the wicked trailer cos i think they're cool#okay now i gotta do some actual tagging#the locked tomb#tlt#gideon the ninth#gtn#harrow the ninth#htn#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrow nonagesimus#griddlehark#ianthe tridentarius#ianthe the third#mercymorn the first#augustine the first#palamedes sextus#palamedes the sixth#abigail pent#magnus quinn#john gaius#tlt shitposting#oh and i haven't finished Nona. i paused my reading because i found out there isn't a release date for the next book so I'm like#i need to make this last. i gotta ration this book out (<-stupid)
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I’m crying at the idea of Viktor just storming up to Jayce with his “visions.” Girl You Need Help. You Require Medical Attention
This is literally how Jayvik is talking to each other in the lab
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#Viktor and his “““visions”””#shut up lmao#and then he ends up in the hospital this episode#WELL I WONDER IF THERE WAS ANY SIGNS#when my girl starts having visions I don’t question her I follow it like a prophecy#I hope they never get therapy what they have going on is much funnier#now I’m just imagining Jayce talking to the doctor#Doctor: was there any signs?#Jayce: No none that I can think of….well he did tell me he was having visions#...but I thought he was just being brilliant#those edits are so shitty I just couldn’t be bothered to make them look good. I opened the app thats enough effort from me#also we all know viktor would never go idk if this makes sense>_< but just imagine it’s Jayce paraphrasing him in a way that would piss him#off ok? ok#I was trying to grab screenshots and this made me pause he really said Jayce listen to my visions and Jayce said ok:) shoot#viktor locked in and jayce checking himself out in the mirror is funny by itself tbh#em talks#jayvik#arcane
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My less popular opinion (and what I believe to be implied by the art in Lost Days) is that rather than waking up in a fully grown body Jason didn’t actually complete his puberty until after his Lazarus pit dip while he was on his murder tour. Imagine you’re tied up in a basement in Berlin getting interrogated by a teenager and his voice is cracking the entire time and if you laugh he’s going to shoot you
#Late puberty Jason truthers rise#Egon calling up Talia like ‘did you send me a middle schooler what is this’. ‘He’s technically high school aged actually’#he would’ve been like 18 when he finally regained consciousness but the way he’s drawn could easily be mistaken for 15#I know people love the body dysmorphia angst of Jason waking up big but I offer you this: Jason wakes up looking basically the same to a#world that has moved on without him and is unrecognizable. His death/injuries stunted him he existed for years in a state of suspension#while the world passed him by. He was on pause while everyone kept moving on and he didn’t get unpaused until the Lazarus pit and he has#to scramble to catch up. He’s actually 18 but the last thing he remembers is being 15 and his body reflects this state#and then once his mind is finally back online puberty hits him like a truck. Just look at the difference between how Jason is drawn#immediately after his dip in the Lazarus pit vs the end of lost days when his training arc is over#It implies it could’ve been multiple years but in order to fit with the timeline of other comics I personally don’t think it#would’ve been that long. I think he just sprouted up like a weed#Jason Todd#dc#I think Jason is technically still growing by the time he’s red hood. In my personal mindscape he doesn’t reach his peak buffness/height#he’s like 21 and he’s 19 in utrh#Sorry for my 1538283th post about red hood lost days I’m obsessed with his little fucked up coming of age story#Red hood lost days
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nothing in the world belongs to me, but my love, all mine.
#tavstarion#tav x astarion#astarion ancunin#bg3 tav#drow tav#baldur’s gate 3#bg3#oc: shri’iia.#mine.#hag romance.#honestly this whole piece is…ehem….for my own sanity. we will keep practicing 👍🥲#the blur is kind of stylistic but it works??? kind of… makes it look dreamy I guess..#someone tell me it does so im not regretting blurring all the details i drew lol#like I know the main focus is this hug. but fucking look at shri’iia’s arm holy fuck#I too would love to shove my face in there#tender hag romance is a particular weakness of mine……… and that song was playing when I was finishing this up and it fits sm I paused.#one star bc of his name too………..gosh….
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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And it hurts to miss you, but it’s worse to know
That I’m the reason you won’t come home
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#oh f it pride month coming early I’m posting now#they turned out so gooood#My Novel has entered the chat#there’s more but this is the vibe of the storyline#now if only someone would make this into a film!!#I cast them to the tv with black bars on the top and bottom and they straight up looked like a paused movie#also not me (5’2) looking like a garden gnome compared to our (6’5) mate 💀#wwi#world war 1#history#lgbtq history#gay history#me#1917#<- adding cos I know y’all will appreciate this
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sae makes you touch yourself while he's still fully clothed and seated on a chair at the foot of your bed. every single time you try to close your legs, he tells you to keep them open with the same calm as ever tone of his and it's weird how hard it is to disobey him. if you dare to try and hide your face or if you dare to try and hold back the honey-sweet sounds that want to keep spilling from your poor, bitten lips, he tells you to stop with a completely straight face.
you burn all over.
embarrassment threatens to swallow you whole, but unfortunately for you, the man sitting by your feet is way more terrifying. his presence alone is enough to force you into submission, you can't fight it. you don't have it in you anymore.
meanwhile he simply sits there, cock rock hard in his slacks as he lets his dark, teal eyes take you in.
but the thing is... he's not even looking where you'd think his focus would be – no, no, sae's gaze is locked onto your face instead.
your knitted brows, the beads of sweat forming by your temple. the way you keep gnawing on your lip and the way you keep trying to blink away the tears swelling in your eyes. your free hand is restless and he knows you itch to reach out for him, to ask for some comfort. for him to finally touch you, for him to finally let you off the hook.
you plead for mercy and he does not give it to you.
because he knows you need this.
#kill me#KILLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE#this is so embarrassing i just might not wake up tomorrow#sae#mickey is daydreaming#.............................................#i had to pause like six times while writing this THREEEEE PARAGRAPH THINGJSADKJASHJGDAHDE I CAN'TTT#it's whatever#look away .#close your eyes#sae itoshi x reader#sae itoshi smut
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the question is who taught lucanis to knit. was it something he already knew how to do or is he picking it up over the course of the game as part of his 'if I manage to cram enough hobbies in there I won't have to sleep again ever. easy' experiment. did he learn it out of a book (as a sometime knitter, a horrifying thought but I wouldn't put it past him). as hilarious as I find the mental image of caterina with knitting needles I do not believe in it, did he pick it up from someone in the household staff growing up the same way he did cooking. is the sweater he wears with his introductory armour his own work (very funny if so it's just so. incredibly neutral toned and sensible.) I understand why he never does it on screen because animating knitting is the devil's own work and bioware were right to dodge right past it no one should wish themselves that kind of pain, but do you think off-screen he's using it the same way davrin does whittling during team meetings and book club nights (for real the grandmas were so right for this: knitting during social group situations is a neurodivergent life hack like you wouldn't believe if doodling isn't your thing/isn't doing it for you). it's that or sharpening his knives and some people seem to get a bit nervous about that so he mostly sticks to the knit one purl one of it all. does he make things for the team. for romanced rook perhaps. boring but useful things like socks and scarves, to be clear. I think mr. 'I made you a cake (cautiously marital intent)' would not mean to impress just make sure your feet weren't cold jogging around the heights of athim killing darkspawn. knitting more socks for harding so she won't get cold walking around everywhere in her fereldan *checks notes written on palm* clogs. some of taash' outfits... you think rook and lucanis are letting them walk around the anderfels like that without at least a token sensible scarf on even tho adaari are built different in terms of body temperature. I say no not in my lighthouse they would team up and mother hen them to shathann levels before they'd let that happen. (the scarf has dragons on it taash thinks it's kind of cool actually.) a bobble hat for manfred not because he really needs it but because he wanted to feel included. assan indignantly tries to steal it and fly away with it so he gets his own scarf to promote peace between the lighthouse little guys and it works. help.
#lucanis sitting there with his scariest coldest most focused eyes and people going 'hey are you... are you alright there?'#and him looking up like 'hm?🥺🧶oh yes I'm just counting'. it's canon in my heart.#he's just like me frfr in a variety of ways that are really funny fhdskja. I paused on knitting a sock to write this out#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#he overtakes my neurons in such a unique way from time to time I don't even write these things The Truth is just channeled through me#*head in my hands* I love all these characters so much. especially him but all of them. imagining what each of them might like to get#like would bellara want something for an experiment and not so much to wear. do the wisps playfully unfurl anything neve leaves around#for inscrutable reasons of their own. does lucanis make a sweater with something rude on it for davrin. like 'asshole' in antivan#'it's our word for 'warden' :)' 'uh-huh' (davrin still wears it all the time as a pure powermove to be clear)#(im crying 'cover them up warden we're going to lavendel. also happy birthday or whatever' as he tosses the sweater#directly into davrin's cleavage)#I spent most of this day quite unhappy. and then i thought about this for a while and now I feel a lot better#maybe there is joy for me in the world after all. I'll leave the possibility open another day
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Melotober - Day 2 - Herbs
Remember, throwing is also a skill!
#Melotober#Inspired by my daily runs below town in 4 to keep the bin filled and also up my running/throwing skill#Rune Factory 4#RF4#Rune Factory Frey#RF Frey#Margot's RF Art#Also quite happy with the alt Frey I came up with in like 5 minutes last year#You all should've seen me trying to draw these hands. Kept pausing to pose and stare at my own. Frank laughing at me#also I got to look at references of baseball pitchers for this and that makes me happy#even though I NEED to remind myself these don't all have to be full body. I don't have to do that to myself
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okay i know im team chaotix centered but god dAMN i am shaking screaming crying after the sonic 3 trailer it was sososo good
one thing that i am actually nervous for though is how paramount is going to take shadow and tails's relationship in the third movie
now i KNOW that in the trailer shadow pulled one of his kicks on tails again but yknow. he beat the shit sonic and knuckles too. i dont think its that personal as everyone thinks. i'd argue he hurt sonic and knuckles even MORE than tails: the fox just got a simple kick while sonic got SLAMMED into the air and knuckles got his wrist bones gone. reduced to atoms.
i just hope. HOPE. that they dont give shadow and tails that stupid fucking beef between eachother like in some sonic media. i know shadow just spent most of his life in a pod for 50 years and just went through immense emotional pain and trauma but i genuinely do not think that shadow is immature and or irrational enough to hold a forever grudge towards a kind-hearted child he barely knows. he's an antagonist, not a monster
ALSO about amy and rouge not being in this movie (god DAMN you paramount write a fucking WOMAN for ONCE PLEASE) im also hoping that MAYYYBE possibly that tails might be the one who reminds shadow of maria (if they'll include something similar to sa2) because sonic just. i dont see him being a parallel to maria at all im sorry and i think why knux wont is obvious. also the fact that tails has a bunch of similarites to maria (blonde hair, blue eyes, in the child stages, innocent, love for science, calm and mature-like etc etc) ALSO another reason for why the shadow and tails beef shouldnt have happened in the first place
i am clinging onto the slight dynamic changes sega has been making with shadow and tails over the years as i manifest their friendship in the third movie (the shadow the hedgehog game where they both fight alongside eachother and consider one another allys, mosth where tails and shadow talk with eachother and banter casually, that one tailstube video where tails INTENTIONALLY gives shadow a gift i am still weeping happy tears over that)
tails could even be what makes shadow slowly trust in familial love again after his heart's been shattered back at the ark
so uh. yeah. that's out. the shrieking goblin in my brain can finally rest until the full movie comes out
#ive been thinking about their possible friendship oooohhh i have been thinking#maybe at one point when shadow's fighting them again he gets a good look at tails and just. stops.#pauses and diverts his attack when he locks eyes with the kid#gets a sudden flashback#hesitates before leaving the three after battling and not saying another word#trust me paramount this could be so cool#sonic#sth#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#miles tails prower#sonic movie 3#shadow tails friendship supremacy#this may either age like milk or fine wine#im praying its the latter#im fine /w shadow being violent towards tails in the beginning i just hope that they could slowly warm up to eachother and not be bitter
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Something something our lives are echo chambers and we just keep repeating the same motions
#I swear I didn’t try this time#I was innocently making a silly little keating post and then I saw these two gifs together and I was like hold on wait a minute hold up#cause why would they do this to us; why would they mirror the same scenes at the highest and lowest point of the movie foreshadowing it in#the wickedest of ways like thank god they cut this cause the girlies woulda gone sicko in the theatre like how dare they#the fact that it’s those same boys and it’s followed by Mr Perry saying he holds Keating directly and solely responsible like these scenes#woulda gone so much harder had they left it in the movie like bruh what the actual fuck#I’m just trying to make a silly little keating post and I have to put it on pause to share this parallel like a prophet sending a message#lord I am not your strongest soldier stop making me need to share the most devastating news like your sick and twisted little angel of pain#dead poets society#mr keating#john keating#worst part is I know Mr keating would have to reluctantly appreciate the cinematic parallels like he would give the most somber look but be#satisfied that at least it was poetic even if it was likely one of the worst tragedy of multiple people’s lives#dps#guess I also need to include the one in the coffin in the tags huh#neil perry#dps symposium
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#sonicmovie3hype#sonicmovie3#movie sonic#sonic wachowski#sonic the hedgehog#our lil skrunkly blue space alien hoglet is now all grown up 🥹#It's called character development buddy.#love that he can do both 🥰#you’d be surprised what trauma does to a person#The power of Character Development#We’ve come so damn far in this trilogy- or should i say… QUILLOGY 👀👀#my son#shadow broke this lad wtf did he DO?????#“What I had to.”#He just a silly little guy 🦔#the pure look of fucking hatred in Sonic’s eyes shadow definitely did smth HUGE#get a lil guy that can do both#Floofy Sonic or Angy Sonic?#is it too much to ask for both?#a cinnamon roll that can also kill you#this is like that one markiplier tweet#like “Look at the Glowup” or something 😂#Sonic: wait sorry this is the third movie silly personality on pause give me a sec-#Shadow definitely killed Tom or Sonic thinks he did#OUR LITTLE GUY IS GROWING UP 🥹#Sonic has always been like that!#He acts so goofy and full of himself only to be the most heroic kind hearted person the next!#It’s what I absolutely love about him! 🤩
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I’m happy for the little life I built for myself
#there’s a lot of ways to go#i am nowhere NEAR the dream life I really want to attain#or the dream person I want to be#but high school me#hell even freshman in college me#would GAWK at the life I have so deliberately made happen.#the solid network of friends I have#the confidence I’m slowly but surely growing into#the discipline I’m harvesting bit by bit. i do not claim perfection but I am 100% improving#I’m just happy idk! i don’t compare myself at all now bc I know I’m on the right track#especially compared to where I was like 5 years ago. such a different mind state from now#and no one can take that away from me#there’s a lot more to go. a lot more. but I thought I’d pause and be intentionally grateful for what has been accomplished#bc it actually puts things into perspective to look at the past rather than just look to the present. it creates contentment#i get so caught up being hard on myself for not accomplishing certain things yet#that I forget I pulled myself out of such a deep rut by the skin of my teeth#and that’s important to keep in mind even as you progress to your goals#anyway <333 happy content in my own lane etc etc#p
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I'm not ready to shut up about Aveline and Carver--so, when you go see Aveline in Act 1, you can catch up with her a little bit and that's where this conversation can happen:
Aveline: "It's just one more change, though. The real end for me was Ostagar. What about you, Carver? You were there. Do you feel something similar?" Carver: No. Aveline: All right, then. Bit of a tit, your brother.
I wanted to see what she would say if Carver isn't in the party. Instead, she says this:
Aveline: Carver was there. I imagine he feels something similar. If he allows it.
......well, at least she didn't call him a tit?
#dragon age 2#da2#carver hawke#aveline vallen#she's slightly nicer to him when he's not there but she's still like 'maybe he feels something similar but probably pretends not to'#like i'm not gonna pretend that carver doesn't bottle any feelings--he doesn't openly talk about bethany a lot for a reason#but to suggest he pretends to be unfeeling about things like ostagar is incorrect like he CLEARLY feels a lot about it#because he associates the battle at ostagar with losing his home and sister to the darkspawn#after playing as a warrior hawke who is best friends with aveline i do have a little more insight into why she might think this about carve#when hawke is a warrior they were at ostagar. they share that traumatic experience with aveline and if they're friends#they discuss it in a way that i think aveline *wants* y'know? but with carver he doesn't respond the way she wants him to#so she gets frustrated since even if she tried to talk to hawke about it... hawke wasn't there. hawke doesnt KNOW what ostagar#was like but carver does... but it's like aveline is ready to assume the worst of carver a lot of the time?#like 'carver doesn't talk about it because he's a tit who pretends not to feel' is the vibe i get from this but aveline...#that's like calling you a tit because you don't want to openly discuss all your feelings about your dead husband#listen aveline and carver are so similar but they have such key differences like they both survived the horror of ostagar#and lost a loved one to darkspawn while fleeing lothering AND they both blame hawke for it to a degree#even though they both know that's not right and that it wasn't really hawke's fault#they're both stubborn warriors with daddy issues looking to find their place#and when it comes to flirting? well i don't think carver's as bad as aveline#but i played MotA i know all about 'you could tame its wild heart'#but the key differences come in how they the end the game y'know? especially if carver's on the friendship path as a warden#i still haven't made him a templar but something tells me he ends up more on the same road as aveline#vs when he's a grey warden and able to be away from kirkwall and find a place on his own#y'all i could write a whole essay on aveline and carver but i paused my game to write this so i should go back to that sksksk
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“Sekai de ichiban ohime-sama” - the skinamarink
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#project sekai#tsukasa Tenma#saki Tenma#mine#lmk if cws are needed 🕺#tsukasa#saki#my art#me watching a movie like how can I make this about my current hyperfixation#don’t recommend the movie if you have the adhd attention span and already struggle to sit thru movies like me#like yeah interesting directing and stuff but this did not need to be 100 minutes long…#at least 40 of those minutes are just nothing happening#paused it to go to the bathroom looked at the time stamp assuming I was halfway thru and it was at 30 minutes#boring. jingle some keys or put up some subway surfers footage next time.#just. should have been shorter. u know.#scheduling this for the afternoon#tenmas
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'Hey Wonnie how are you doing?'
.... as well as can be expected... as well as can be expected.
Tutorial, that my friend sent me, don't mind me.
#throws up screams punches them both hard in the face#i would have done it with the tail my mc is always wearing but you CAN'T PAUSE THE DAMN THING#caleb#sylus#love and deepspace#lnds#lads#wonder plays#also don't look too closely at the lighting#its slightly off but i got too annoyed to go back to make a better one#so i just photoshop smudged the fucker#'why are they looking at mc like they're a snack' WELL LET ME TELL YOU... /taken out by a sniper
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