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Something something our lives are echo chambers and we just keep repeating the same motions
#I swear I didn’t try this time#I was innocently making a silly little keating post and then I saw these two gifs together and I was like hold on wait a minute hold up#cause why would they do this to us; why would they mirror the same scenes at the highest and lowest point of the movie foreshadowing it in#the wickedest of ways like thank god they cut this cause the girlies woulda gone sicko in the theatre like how dare they#the fact that it’s those same boys and it’s followed by Mr Perry saying he holds Keating directly and solely responsible like these scenes#woulda gone so much harder had they left it in the movie like bruh what the actual fuck#I’m just trying to make a silly little keating post and I have to put it on pause to share this parallel like a prophet sending a message#lord I am not your strongest soldier stop making me need to share the most devastating news like your sick and twisted little angel of pain#dead poets society#mr keating#john keating#worst part is I know Mr keating would have to reluctantly appreciate the cinematic parallels like he would give the most somber look but be#satisfied that at least it was poetic even if it was likely one of the worst tragedy of multiple people’s lives#dps#guess I also need to include the one in the coffin in the tags huh#neil perry#dps symposium
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Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.
Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.
Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.
In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt headcanons#bro was so excited about buying stuff that he didn’t realize it was a scam until too late#so now he’s super sus of all that BUT super willing to laugh at his fam for making the same mistake#anyway yeah I love Leo being well traveled because it honestly makes sense? why NOT use your teleportation to travel if you can do it fast#all his portal mishaps in the series as well as that time he accidentally went to Paris (+ once a diff dimension?) live in my head rent free#Leo destroying the stall of some random family’s restaurant in Paraguay and having to work it off the rest of the summer#he’s just like ‘hey guys I’m heading out’ but doesn’t mention it’s for a part time job in a different country#he only knows like English and Spanish BUT he’s picked up on a lot of other languages too due to his misadventures#tho he mostly knows a whole lot of various swear words#leo about to tease donnie for getting banned from witch town only to remember HE’S banned from a place in Turkey: 😬#he keeps trying to find where he accidentally put his brothers in Tahiti but he can’t find it and he’s so salty about it lol
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Prompt 184
“Well damn.”
Jason wrenched his gaze from the mess of red and green spattered across the room, searching for the source of the voice. His head hurt, he wanted his Dad. He wanted Bruce. He… his head hurt. His everything hurt.
“Honestly, didn’t expect them to find another half-breed. Didn’t think there was another halfa out there…”
He tore his gaze away from the floor- when had it gotten there- finally finding the other… person? The person giving him an empty smile through some sort of muzzle and missing an entire arm. Well, he couldn’t judge, he’d torn his nails off while digging out of his grave before… this.
“Hey, kid, don’t sweat it, it’ll grow back,” the man apparently noticed where he was staring, shoulder twitching as he shrugged and more green pouring out. Jason couldn’t stop staring, eyes slipping from the growing pool to the rest of the chains apparently keeping the person on that side of the… room? Cage? Cell?
“Shit, hey, kid, kid, don’t cry, uh, fuck, shh, kid don’t cry-” the person made a noise, some sort of hum or croon that caused him to relax. To his already brain-damaged confusion. “C’mere, away from the door now, shh…”
Oh, when had he started to move? It was like he blinked and was stumbling away towards the chained person, practically tripping over a limb before the person managed to catch him. “Ope, oh you’re just a little baby-” a hand, clawed, carefully ran through his hair, tucking him against a rumbling chest that nearly made him tear up again. He wanted Bruce.
“It’s alright kid, shh, they won’t get you,” the man rumbled, everything about him green to his rapidly closing eyes. Pale skin like a corpse, black scales like rot, hair white like snow, all stained green with blood. “They’d have to kill me again for that.”
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Instead of spending 3 years with the league of assassins after digging himself out of his grave#Jason spends it in a GIW lab with an adult Danny#Danny is totally doing okay he swears#He’s FINE and definitely didn’t see the scientists Kill Vlad and Dani by taking things too far#He’s definitely Not feral and slowly losing his humanity with every piece taken away#Danny missing half his limbs and restrained but dragging himself forward: U touch my kid and I will bite your throat out ya hear#He’s not going to let them hurt this Baby Ghostling who is Sick and Hurt#There’s going to be so much Angst when Bruce finds out not only is Jason alive but he’s trapped in a lab being experimented on#Danny does his best to protect Jason but stuff happens#halfa jason todd#guys in white#Danny eventually goes from having 2 arms to 4 in those three years#His 'human' body is mutating with every “test”#Where is Clockwork? Trying his best but he can't see Danny's timelines thx to the time medallion & the Observants being Assholes#Also not helped by the many knots the speedsters have created that resulted in several timelines being completely blacked out to him
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Trying something 👀
#also I’m not crying you’re crying#I made Halsin fatter and my brain didn’t give me issues#I just dove in#I’ve had another idea I’ve been wanting to do#but every time I try to do it I stress out way too much#it has been years#I can draw for myself again#brain lemme do shit#it’s okay this time I swear#bg3#halsin#sketch#tkc art#wip
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people who are hyper critical of aang are super fucking weird and we should say so.
#aang#pro aang#avatar#atla#atla aang#avatar the last airbender#it’s just like when he acts like the 12 year old he is people who hate him are like wow he’s really acting like that#like bitch what???#he’s fucking 12 lmfao#of course he’s immature#but aang grows so damn much over the series and they just turn a blind eye to it#he’s trying to be a child while also grappling with his duties as avatar and his teachings as an air nomad#being told constantly that he has to kill someone despite that going against his teachings#anyway aang is great and yeah there were times he was annoying like any 12 year old can be#but he also matures a lot which is super sad cause of the weight placed upon his shoulders#anyway the people i see who criticize him to the point where it’s just like just say you don’t like him and go are zutara shippers of course#some zutara fans are so fucking demented i swear#and mostly all of them are annoying#even when i watched avatar as a pre teen i didn’t ship zutara
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Me: we need to finish up the Frostbek oneshot before we can ramble on about Gideon’s whole character for several thousand words
My brain, vibrating: no…must write…character analysis…
#I swear I’m trying to focus on just one oneshot at a time#but that ask opened the fucking floodgates#because Gideon is such an in-depth character in a way my brain didn’t fully understand until I started picking his brain a bit#not to mention other people expanding on it in the tags#like this man is so interesting for being a character who outwardly seems to be your run of the mill himbo#which he is don’t get wrong#but I want to study him under a microscope and see how his brain ticks#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#gideon coal#ouaw
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wait I have a silly little cute story for the fam: every time yevhen and i had some small talks or sth even before I met him we did that in english right, like my brain is just programmed for english right away (unless im standing face to face with andi then my brain is just not programmed at all and i don’t know what words are anymore) and then he was also always speaking english to me and then one time dude randomly tells me his english isn’t actually that good (which is bullshit) and asked me to speak Polish to him and I was like ….wait a damn minute, you’re telling me you speak Polish? like literally all this time I was talking in English for no reason like an idiot?😭 and all I got back was voice notes of him speaking actually amazing polish, when I’m telling y’all I was mind blown…
#I still am tbh#but long story short he asked me to speak polish to him so he can improve it and now he’s even starting to write decently😭#like when I’m telling yall we need to protect him at all cost IM NOT JOKING#starting a yevhen protection squad idc#ski jumping#yevhen marusiak#ok now I’m done sharing my personal life with the whole internet (lies)#like ok most of the times I’m not the one to be sharing athlete related personal shit but this is too cute you guys deserved to know x#I swear I bumped into him so many times in wisla it started becoming embarrassing to the point where I was actually trying to avoid him#(didn’t work out well bc they decided to leave for a run while I was waiting for the gate to open and he decided to come over and say hi👍🏻)#ok I swear I’m done (for now)
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i swear if i have one more shen jiu thought today i’m walking over to the granite countertop and biting until something breaks
#shen jiu always insisted he didn’t want second chances#and the people around him smothered him with them#when he hurt them they didn’t pause to punish him or to breathe before they let him try again#and he abused all the second chances he got#and he abused everyone who gave them to him#deliberately. gleefully. like a cat at bloody play.#and he never changed and they never changed and nothing ever changed until the universe said ‘no more second chances’#and liu qingge was gone#and then the universe said ‘no more second chances’ and yue qingyuan was gone#and shen jiu was left scrabbling in the grave dirt#swearing that he just needed that last second chance and he would change this time he meant it he would he would#but he couldn’t#and in the world where the universe said ‘no more second chances’ and shen jiu was gone i hope he never knew what happened#or what changed#ryddles
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My brain and my body have never been this simultaneously exhausted (especially on my meds). I have exerted far too much physical and mental energy today and I’m currently staring at the wall.
#I did this to myself and it’s the first time I swore at my tiny human and I feel fucking horrible.#I didn’t swear AT them#I just begged them to sit down and stop fucking moving after trying so hard not to get overstimulated#so I guess I did swear at them#ugh
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I swear. I comprehend I’m not the best teaching intern in the world. I also was not the best camp counselor, cashier, and so on. But if my observer gives me so much criticism that I cry again I’m going to be so motherfucking pissed.
Especially since she’s asking me to stay late just to review me. While I have family visiting. And I’m gone for most of the day. And my commute is over half an hour. Which isn’t bad around here but still.
#vent#I’m working on it but I cry after like 5+ concentrated minutes of disappointment from bosses and such#we’re staying late because she observed yesterday but#but just like last week she thought my planning period was *at the wrong spot*#it turns out that I did tell her wrong twice FUCK#BUT THERE WAS ALSO ONE TIME I DID TELL HER RIGHT I SWEAR. PLUS I TOLD HER LAST WEEK IN PERSON. I COMBED THROIGH MY EMAILS#I just sent an email with all the correct information so hopefully that resolves the issue#I cried for like two days last week. her criticism is fairly valid but alsoooooo I’m trying to work with my partner Teachers values& methods#WHICH THE OBSERVOR ESPOUSED. last week she was like ‘omg your partner teacher is the best omg you better treat her as the great resource#that she is’ and meanwhile I like my partner teacher but her methods are boring and teacher centered#she swears it’s how she gets through to these kids and I can see that#like by tenth grade a huge change in educational structure would probably be more distracting than helpful for the better part of a year to#these kids#especially since I’m here for maybe a month.#not worth fucking these kids over#and considering the students get to use their notes on tests im just. kind of blanking on better ideas???#even the kids in the ‘smart’ periods are so hesitant with so many math skills#I just want to fix it but I’m basically at the end of the process. idk#my cashier job made me come in on my day off (I did clock in) to get criticized#idk how to stand up about this with a woman who can decide whether I pass or not but god I hope this isn’t going to be a pattern#she didn’t have ONE fucking good thing to say about me last week#my mom suggested that I ask for a compliment when I’m near tears because that might stave off any tears#I’m hoping her method works
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omg moot.. UM ANYWAYS I GOT LIKE HALFWAY THRU THE FIRST CHAPTER AND UR WRITING IS SO MESMERISING LIKE. I COULD SEE THEY WERE KIDS. THE DIALOGUE? CHEFS KISS. OH MY GOKDDDDD
oh hi again! <3
any time someone says my writing is good, i levitate a little 😳 (you’re so nice ugh tysm 🥹)
“i could see they were kids” “the dialogue? chefs kiss”
girlypop, i was having a stroke writing the dialogue ‘cause y/n took at least three paragraphs to finish off one sentence. i get an aneurism any time i go over to read it again bcz hurry up and make your point you chatterbox-child 😭
but it’s nice to know that someone else enjoys that 🙂↕️💓
#i swear i want to punch a wall when i reread kindergarten#like i have to restrain myself#i would NOT be able to sit through her story times#no idea how those other kids did#in fact#they wanted MORE stories 😭#and SHE had the AUDACITY to be annoyed at THEM#like? aren’t you the same girl that spent probably up to 2k of the words in the first chapter trying to get your SINGULAR point across?#😀#idk why i’m bullying her like i didn’t write that out LMAOOOA#laughingfcx made me do this#it’s all her fault#(i love herrrr)#liar liar asks!
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I’m shaking my cat actually just almost fell out a 3 story window I’m genuinely still feeling the fear from that I can’t believe that almost happened
#normally when I open the windows bc the open side to side not up and down#I put one of those coated wire shelves you can cut at home depot in the window track infront of the screen#bc the screen won’t be able to hold his weight without falling out#and I don’t trust him to not try to climb on the screen#and the shelves work so great I’m able to get fresh air without worrying about the cat falling out#but before I took a shower I had opened the window in my bedroom to air it out while I took a shower#I didn’t put the shelf in bc I was going to close the door#but then I forgot about it when I got out of the shower#and I’m studying without realizing the window is open without the shelf in it#and then I hear the cats claws on the scream#*screen. which normally he can’t get to through the shelf#I let out the loudest scream I swear I’m probably getting a noise complaint#and I had to rip the Venetian blinds aside and he’s halfway up the screen and as I yank him off the screen rips and partially falls out#it was so close I might actually cry#my hearts still pounding#you know that’s the last time I’ll open the window without the shelf even if I know the door is going to be closed#I had to hug him so hard after that he was squirming to get out#I can’t believe that happened#.txt#pet posting
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April doodle from class but it’s from memory and also my pencil had basically zero lead left while trying to draw this
#art#digital art#mutant mayhem#mutant mayhem april#mutant mayhem art#idk the tags for mm yet#abt two more weeks till the movie comes out for me wooo#didn’t remember how much i dislike drawing traditionally till i did this dear god#i swear i gotta redraw half of it every time i try erase smth#but anyways yea just low quality art rn bc i’ve got a lot gg on :((#edit - i’ve just realised i drew her hand the wrong way around rip-#crow does art
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Next time I wake up in the middle of the night I’m actually not going back to sleep. Because why did those extra 2.5 hours I got contain the most bizarre storyline ever
#okay i don’t remember all the details unfortunately but here goes#for whatever reason i’d signed up for my house to be used as like a b&b sort of thing by military guys coming back from missions#not all of them would stay the night but they would come by; usually just one or two at a time; and i would fix them a drink#and they’d take a shower and get changed and get their bearings and stuff. so. most of the guys coming through; i didn’t feel any type#of way about. even the ones who’d flirt with me. but there was this one guy.. he was 6’10; about 40 years old and bald as an egg#and i was Madly in love with him even though (probably because) he never gave me the time of day. i mean he was polite but he was always#on the phone (like talking on the phone) and he’d pretty much use my bathroom and leave. i was always offering him tea and coffee#and he’d just say ‘no thank you’. he didn’t even accept water from me. i was like wow okay#anyway this one night there’s 2 guys there; the guy i liked plus a younger guy who was objectively better looking#and there was also a woman. and it’s getting pretty late and the guy i like asks if i have any alcohol and i’m like ohhhh so i’ve been#offering him the wrong drinks this whole time. so i open my alcohol cupboard and there’s just like Way more alcohol in there#than there usually is. i mean like right now i can tell you there’s disaronno; curaçao; vodka tasters and a bottle of white wine#but in my dream there was like a whole ass liquor store in there essentially. so i’m like ‘i swear i’m not an alcoholic’ and everyone’s#laughing at me. and they decide to do shots of fireball whiskey (which i don’t own and have never tried) and everyone but me is coughing#and complaining. my shot doesn’t taste bad to me. again this does not assuage anyone’s belief that i am a covert alcoholic#i don’t remember a lot of details about what went down from here because the dream transitioned to someone trying to murder me#and i couldn’t figure out who it was but every time they killed me i was able to turn back time and get out of the situation? i think?#it was reminiscent of final destination but if instead of a big disaster; you just foresaw your own death. but not who caused it#it was very weird. at one point my childhood dog was there protecting me#i do remember i ended up dating the younger of the two military guys who was staying at my house; and i was very suspicious that his dad was#the person trying to kill me. i think i ended up chasing him down and he accidentally died by running into traffic#but the visions didn’t stop so then i ended up figuring out my own mother was the person trying to kill me#i do remember the ending of the dream was me marrying the 6’10 bald guy after successfully stealing him from his girlfriend#by sending him a letter in some weird code. i was convinced i’d cracked the code to speaking every language on earth#like i’d absorbed the tower of babel or rosetta stone or something. but i hadn’t. i’d just sent him a letter with every word in a different#language. for some reason this won him over#personal
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A classic too is them claiming “I don’t even know why you were upset about x” when you practically laid it out in a floor plan
#ryan.txt#fucked up people#like you cannot expect me to take you fr rn#when I’m upset you will know exactly why#in fact I tend to over explain bc I’m afraid of being misunderstood#so the FACT this idiot tried to be like ‘I didn’t know what you were upset over’ when I stated it multiple times…#you are not serious people#I swear they just spew shit to try to piss me off so I focus my energy on the anger rather than seeing wtf they’re saying#it works for a little bit dw I always come around when I calm down n I’m like wait tf did u jus say…
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Now that I’ve got my sister hooked on The Hunger Games my next mission is to get her to watch the Percy series
#raineyrambles#she read the book when she was in 4th as well#and I remember her saying she liked it but now she swears she didn’t#but considering she changes her mind about everything all the time#I’m convinced if I try enough I can get her to change her opinion on it with the show#percy jackson#percy jackson series
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