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Coming off Tim's Sixteenth birthday arc is so funny to me like- Robin 120: Batman is a terrible, abusive person and the only reason Tim doesn't cut him off right now is because he knows he'd loose all of the friends and family he'd made as robin in the process. Robin 121: And then he makes him go to bed on time- and then the next day he has him do his homework- and the worst thing Tim can imagine from him is his disappointed dad face <3 Like yea I do heavily prefer the latter and will accept the jarring as hell transition if it gets me out of the former faster but gosh golly is that some narrative whiplash
LMAO YEAH. YEAH. what a switch over of writers does to the General Vibe And Narrative of a book is so fucking funny sometimes
#tbh overall i far prefer the lewis run to the willingham run BUT the last arc is definitely the low point of it#because the. i guess the complicated problem for me is that i think at core Bruce should not be portrayed as a bad person like that#HOWEVER. it's not like that story was the first time. and if it had had a different ending where it became a more... teachable moment#for Bruce about how he can't prioritize the mission and training above like These Individuals Who Are His Family#then it would have been sooo much better. but considering everything was a) gearing up for War Games where Bruce was going to#continue to do assholish things and b) it was the end of a run so the arc needed to be tied up quickly#it just wasn't in the cards.#but the earlier arcs of lewis' run i just. so near and dear to me. just like a lot of Fun and some utterly heartbreaking steph stuff#that is like getting punched in the face (positive) for me personally. so im willing to forgive the birthday mess#vs willingham's run overall is just a far less enjoyable read to me outside of like the batgirl crossover/the early blüd days
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I wish you all an absolutely Terrible Halloween
As always do not repost or use my stuff yadda yadda spooky month
#ches noddle's art#do not steal/repost reblogging is fine#twst#twisted wonderland#twst spoilers#twst jp spoilers#jade leech#floyd leech#yes I know Floyd isnt in this year's Halloween event#but I had my heart set on doing both tweels for Halloween this year well before the reveal#and the outfits for this year are just#agh so good I cant#it was fun making up an outfit for Floyd based off the other cards#i didnt want to just copy Jade's or mirror it or something#cause the Tweels rarely have the same outfit#really only their uniforms do they wear the same thing#so I tried coming up with something that wasn't just a copy of an existing card#while combining features from the existing ones#i think it's pretty convincing#what do you think does it fit?
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The Hanged Man is for Sacrifice
#palia#reth#palia reth#it's spice sprouts around btw#or an impression of it#i love him so much your honor#this wasn't even a lot of work but since i've been chipping away with this between comms it took like 3 weeks#i still haven't finished it more like i just gave up#one day i'll draw a tarot card and i'll be happy with it#one day
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#wind waker#loz#zelda#beedle#linktober#link#aquanutart#day 1: merchant#i really liked beedle in the wind waker he just always seemed so genuinely enthusiastic and happy to see you#i thought his compliment card was hilarious. i always bought a lot of bait anyway to complete my sea chart#and because i liked messing around as a bird i guess i'd buy hyoi pears; so i always racked up enough points without really trying#however i wasn't a fan of what they did with his character in games after that. he became pressuring and insincere#i understand why people would find a two-faced salesman character funny or interesting in his own right#but it's the opposite of what i originally liked about him#unfortunately this makes me question whether it was meant that way to begin with?#i don't know but i like to believe wind waker beedle actually meant his enthusiasm#back when ww beedle was the only beedle i always meant to show appreciation for him so i'm doing that now
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small PSA: if you shop at craft shows or artist alleys, please bring more than apple pay or a virtual card - especially if you're not comfortable entering your card number manually. not all of us have fancy card readers, so please also bring your physical card or cash, even if it's only as backup 👍
#psa#conventions#artist alley#not art#i've done two craft shows and two conventions with just my swipe reader. and cash ofc. but i did have to miss a couple sales at the cons#because people only had apple pay. no cash no physical card. It Sucks For Both Of Us!#when i say there are small businesses in the artist alley i mean some of us are Small#i don't speak just for myself but for other artists who have this trouble as well. some folks are just starting out and some folks#just do this for a hobby and can't afford or can't justify the bigger terminals yet or at all#if i get into ACEN again next year i'll opt for a terminal but they're Pricey and not something to start out with y'know#if you want to be an artist's best friend though? pay in cash.#not to mention if there's technical or wifi trouble - cash just works 100% of the time. no reader or wifi will stop you from using cash.#semi related but i had someone try to pay with apple pay at my last show and i said they'd have to enter their number manually then#and they said they'd go find their partner and see if they had card/cash. and then while they were walking away from their booth#their friend asked why and they said it wasn't safe. on one hand i can't be mad because its VERY good to practice card safety!#on the other hand. you're entering it into the same app that would process a swipe payment. it's exactly as safe as if you'd swiped it#i promise as long as you're entering the number into a square app your card info is safe lmao#anyway yeah a lot of us aren't Big Businesses. please just be courteous and bring some traditional payment methods Just In Case
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TWST anniversary commercials over the years be like
1st anni: EVERYONE IS HERE!! IN EVENT OUTFITS!! Grim interacting with everyone representing how far we have come!!
2nd anni: Everyone is still here!! But with slightly worse animation...
3rd anni: Everyone is- No, it's only the third years and the animation has gotten even more even more lazy and worse if that's even possible
4th anni: Fuck you you're not getting any animated bits this year, have a slideshow with pre-existing images from the game AND new dorm leaders art I guess (you like OTHER characters that aren't the dorm leaders??? why would you?? sucks to be you)
#twisted wonderland#twst anniversary#twst shitpost#I wasn't even expecting much after the disappointment that the 3rd anni commercial was but THE AFTER EFFECTS SLIDE SHOW 😭#plast an otomate logo in it and boom its exactly like any generic otome game opening#crazy how they could have picked any better card but they used leona's whitewashed masterchef groovy too uuh#and this is displex we are talking about its not like they DONT have money for a 1-minute anime commercial#but every year their animated CMs have gotten worse and more lazy like remember when halloween CMs cared to show EVERYONE...#and now its just. the three main SSR boys
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#mine#doctor who#dwedit#david tennant#carey mulligan#giffing this again? why yes of course!!!#for the first gif... i was gonna just have the tv screen with ten moving#and everything else would have been static#but you could really tell the rest of the gif wasn't 'moving' and i didn't like that lol#so i had to cut out the 'more like a big ball' part#even though last time i could have every frame in it#since i used to cut down the gif height to 225px......#ANYWAYS#i got all the report cards done today!!#and then i went out to reward myself with a fancy hot chocolate#it was very tasty#ok good night friends!! hope you all had a good day
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Solomon having a hangover is the funniest thing I've seen playing catch up in Nightbringer.
#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me nightbringer#obey me solomon#solomon#i'm only catching up so i can better write devil's way#but i know i can just do canon divergence#but somehow hungover solomon wasn't on my bingo card
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I never quite finished these two cards the first time i tried making a PJO major arcana and I never posted them. I really like the designs though so I’ll probably try to do something similar when I draft them again
#pjo#riordanverse#nico di angelo#leo valdez#my art#tarot#hoo#the main thing i wanted to adjust for the Leo card was the Festus cause. i was struggling to simplify a mechanical dragon for tarot#also wasn't 100% on the embers detail cause wasnt sure how well that'd translate to a physical card#nico's was pretty close to done though#also i never figured out a boarder / font#im still obsessed with the way Leo was described during the fight in the end of BoO for the record#just ''yup he was MADE OF FIRE'' so cool#i can go through my list of my card assignments if anyone's curious#a couple of cards arent fully solidly decided but a decent amount are#also looking at my old art is reminding me the colors on my old monitor were a Lil Skewed#so saturated....#nico's card will prob stay mostly the same though cause hell yeah that rocks. still love it.#if anyone's curious for these card reasonings -#judgement is traditionally depicted with an angel raising the dead and the planetary association is pluto.#i couldn't NOT. also card meanings: destiny / upcoming decision / putting past behind / healing / judgement / self-reflect / self-doubt#which is very nico vibes to me#then death is resistance to change / major change / endings & start of something new / personal transformation#which feels very Leo to me! plus i like the imagery of instead of Death on a horse it's Leo on Festus at the end of BoO#cause that was him ending a chapter of him trying to find himself and starting anew
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gx is so crazy how do you explain to someone with a surface-level understanding of what yugioh is that the series after dm features a hermaphroditic dragon-demon card spirit fusing their soul with the main character, who also has apparently been continually reincarnating for 100s of years with the card spirit's primary goal being to protect him, and when they embrace to fuse he says they shall never part again because they will forever and always from that point on be one jointed soul and body, and also he commits a borderline genocide against the card spirit race (???) and straight up kills some of his friends (they get better), and also there's a character who got his leg broken during an archeological dig and they replaced the broken bone with a dinosaur bone (???) and now he's like part dino and has fucking dino dna (?????????) and they send him to space as his dinosona to destroy a satellite that is about to destroy the earth (????????????), and also one of the teachers in the school (seto kaiba's duel school for dueling) is a homunculus and when he dies his soul (???) gets eaten by his cat and for the rest of the series he is living (?) inside of the cat's body, and also on top of all that theres a cool rival character as expected of a show targeted towards young boys who looks cool but in actuality he's lame as hell like he canonically stinks like shit cause he doesn't wash his clothes and he joins a cult and they get him out of the cult by reminding him that his real personality is being a rancid little stinky smelly bastard loser and no one likes him and he spends the entire series getting completely dunked on and also his main archetype is these things:
and then you have to concede that at the end of the day it is still an anime for a children's card game designed to sell the cards so if you ever try to explain the impact this had on your developing mind at 7 years old you'll sound sick
#i could have gone on. didn't even mention the shredded anthros the guy murdered for duel monsters the guy named The Ultimate D the#t#ygo#i would love to create a whole analysis of gx because i think (possibly by accident) it is truly a gutwrenching story#about depression and growing up and loss of innocence in adolescence#but i can't do that because i would first have to try and frame it in the context of a children's card game anime#and i'm just a little too embarrassed to#also because a lot of the most impactful parts are censored or straight removed in the 4kids dub#(which is what most people this side of the globe know it from)#so i'd be asking anyone my age familiar with the franchise to toss side their nostalgia#(a nostalgia i don't share because *i* was only familiar with gx through fansubs as it came on during a time slot i wasn't able to record)#(because i watched everything i liked on vcr because otherwise i missed it)#(and my mom's shows had priority so i could only record a couple. and i chose sonic x#anyways. all that is to say that jun manjoume (thunder if you will) would have been considered a transgender icon if gx came out today#and also every single character is autistic#every single one of them. because yugioh is magic for autistic gay people
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any other character I might not have noticed, but the way Roman holds his arms in front of him when he's crying at the funeral like a shield... like he might get hit...
#roman roy#succession#succession spoilers#yeah i'm gonna be unsufferable about this for AT LEAST 2 weeks considering whats happening next sunday#i didn't even think about it until i noticed the arm that wasn't holding the cue cards#was also held in front of him just him putting it between him and his siblings#like yeah he knew he 'wasn't supposed to' cry#and he's especially visible here in front of all these people#and what must dad think#i do think its a combination of him ineffectually trying to put something between him and all the people watching#and habit from how logan treated him growing up#okay mr armstrong i see your silly mirror i see it
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Leona sleeping during his cooking class.
Normally I don't bother with the Culinary Crucible events because I'm very bad at them but this time I caved because the one feline beastman is featured with the recipe lineup where everything requires milk.
Leona is not beating the kitty allegations.
I actually got Leona's card but now I'm out of keys lmao
#artists on tumblr#twisted wonderland#twst fanart#leona kingscholar#I now know that Leona can't use a microwave but at what cost?!#I'm not going to be able to get any of the cards for the next event I just know it#Floyd laughing at Leona for not using a microwave correctly wasn't something I knew I needed#I feel like I always forget that the twins work in an establishment that serves food and beverages#The idea of Floyd handling my dinner is kinda scary tbh#Would Floyd ruin someone's food on purpose?#I need to know
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At the end of Agatha All Along, Agatha does things would have never done at the beginning. I see people say that they planted seeds for Agatha changing that never grew and that's just wrong. They might not be a tree but they've sprouted. In the beginning Agatha does everything for personal gain. But at then end Agatha has nothing personal to gain from telling Jen she bound her. There's no personal gain in her helping Billy find Tommy in the end or comforting him or helping him unlock Tommy's location. She has changed its just not huge or a dramatic personality change.
#agatha all along#agatha spoilers#agatha harkness#william kaplan#jen kale#now i think jen being bound by agatha is the truth? maybe? idk i can see it all ways. past agatha would definitely bind a witch for#money or power. but also incould see her lying to get jen to unbind herself cus the cards said she was bound willing or unwilliny#(something like that i cant remember the exact wording) i can see both but agatha doesn't matter Jen does.#she unbound her self and got her power back.#ive also seen people say jen was gonna hunt billy down cus he made the witches road and... why? if billy wasn't there agatha would have#never needed a coven and she would have still been bound. then even if she went to the witches road Agatha would have just killed her#if billy didnt actually create the witches road. yeah it wasnt great but its not like billy willing did it. it was instinctive magic.#some of yall need to go take a ela class#but i cant stress this enough THIS IS NOT THE END! the mcu is interconnected and agatha rio billy maybe jen will all be back#mcu
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barbatos letting himself be loved and cared for. barbatos letting himself be loved and cared for!!!
#obey me nightbringer#obey me barbatos#obey me#barbatos x mc#long post /#this card wasn't lore heavy like his other hard mode card from season one... but it was so GOOD?#why don't they put this energy into his cards we have to pay for? or the main story?#anyway time for some incoherent ramblings#..ngl i'm kind of obsessed with the fact that nightbringer keeps making mc trying to take care of and support barbatos just as much a theme#in at least his hard mode cards#this card and the scene from his other hard mode card where they insist he let them carry some of his bags just hit the spot so much?#and them getting mad at him in this card and them talking it out like grown ups? refreshing!!#idk . i liked this card. go read it#also he struck again with his barely concealed dressup kink. smh . embarrassing for him#not as embarrassing as mc offering both of their shoulders . but i digress
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Once upon a time, NRC's Board Game Club decided to organize a chess competition. Thanks to Azul's marketing genius, the event became really popular, with plenty of students from outside the club participating.
However, due to an accident (Floyd was bored and Grim annoyed him, everything is now on fire), most of the club's chess sets were destroyed. To solve the problem, contestants were encouraged to bring one of their personal sets.
This idea made for an ecletic set up, especially since most students are crazy rich. Idia brought the set Leona gave him for his birthday, Malleus found an old heirloom from Briar Valley, Kalim isn't even a competitor, but he still got a set made of solid gold and encrusted with precious gems from the Scarabia storage room, and so on... (Cater took a bunch of pictures of all the different styles).
In an effort to make up for Grim's mishap, Adeuce also decided to help, remembering that Heartslabyul has a room filled with different games that students often used.
There were dozens of chess sets, but they just HAD to choose the pretty one atop of a pedestal, with a sign saying "NO!!" in bold letters (in their defense, Heartslabyul is nonsensical, also they were in a competition with Sebek and that was the best set).
A few days later, right before the event, the game club students began to organize the space for the matches.
Only for the Heartslabyul set to come to life and start fighting people, that is...
Apparently, the Queen of Hearts left a small contingent of her best soldiers to protect the school, just in case. Hidden as a deck of cards and a chess set, those soldiers can be summoned by simply opening their cases/boxes, though they shall only answer to the Heartslabyul housewarden.
She also forgot to tell anyone else about the plan, trusting that a single rule of "When in trouble, get the chess set or the playing cards" would suffice.
So now we have a bunch of gigantic marble statues wandering around campus, looking for hostile forces or their leader...
After a few fights, a statue crashing a dormhead meeting and kidnapping Riddle, and plenty of discussion, the students FINALLY manage to calm the statued down, explaining how it was all a misunderstanding.
All's well that ends well, but now the chess pieces want to watch the actuall chess matches.... something about wanting to know the prowess of great warriors and future leaders...
And that is how we get an chess event in twst, with a few extra cards and special outfits, since this just became a formal event, what with the piqued interest of a bunch of ancient royal guards.
The main event cards would be Leona, Idia, Azul, Malleus, Lillia and Jamil, since they're the actual contestants for the competition, while Riddle also gets an SSR, since he is supervising the gigantic chess soldiers, in a role similar to the Queen of Hearts.
Since the statues insisted on participating in the competition's finale, the last match is held in the school's Coliseum, with a cute twstune to wrap things up.
Then the victor gets crowned and the chess pieces leave.
#the chaos actually helped. since malleus would've missed the date of the competition...#the soldiers remember lillia#the card outfits were designed by Crewel#the chess soldiers thought this could be a diplomatic event to strenghten ties between nations. also they were bored#the “riddle kidnapping incident” wasn't even a kidnapping#the statue took like four steps before getting collared by Riddle and attacked by the other dormheads#adeuce had to act as referees as punishment#twst#riddle rosehearts#leona kigscholar#idia shroud#azul ashengrotto#floyd leech#kalim al asim#malleus draconia#lillia vanrouge#jamil viper#after that whole mess is over the students made the executive decision to revise all the queen's rules#just to check if there are any other surprises#deuce spade#ace trappola#cater diamond#sebek zigvolt
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This with Vernon... Him giving in after a few rounds
Grabbing your neck and pushing you into the mattress and just thrusting into your pussy without any warning. He'd be so grabby and lose all his patience, railing you.... And yeah slapping you(not in a painful way obv) and spitting in you
I'm so into vern these days, literally can't get him outta my mind
don't... don't give me ideas because i WILL write a spicy truth or dare for vernon.... i have to many wips i can't do this adfghasfaghd GAWD...
"fuck this," vernon throws the card on the table before he stalks up to you to grab your jaw and kiss you hard, only a couple rounds passed but you were both border line naked and you just finished feeling yourself up as per the dare you picked. "fucking need you." he'd growl as he pulls away from the kiss, running his thumb over your bottom lip before pushing it into your mouth and laying it on your tongue.
he'd take your mouth being wide open as an invitation to spit into it, smirking at the way your legs almost give out under you as you swallow his spit, your lips wrapping around his thumb as you flutter your eyelashes at him - testing him.
and testing him you did, and (un)fortunately for the both of you vernon doesn't have the patience for your bratty bullshit tonight as he doesn't even give you time to think before he's picking you up over his shoulder to go toss you on your bed - where he proceeds to fuck the daylights out of you.
his pace his bruising and his hands are even more so as they dig into your hips, keeping a strong grip on you so he can fuck you against his cock harder. the bed was shaking and banging against the wall at this point as he quite literally fucks you into the mattress.
his hands would leave your hips on the second orgasm he draws from you, as this point you're fucked dumb - incoherent babbling leaving you as you gasp and claw at vernon's arms and shoulders (the ghost of "more please" leaving your lips.
"more?" he'd almost scoff as he picks up the pace again, sweat dripping down his forehead as he grabs your neck to make you look at him as his hips slam yours down into the mattress. he squeezes delicately before he lands a smack to your face - an even louder moan leaving you as you clench impossibly tighter around him. he can't help the smirk on his face as he grabs your jaw to squish your cheeks so your mouth falls open for him to spit into again - a little bit landing on your cheek.
he loved making a mess of you as he waited a couple seconds before he leant down to spit on your tits, his hand still holding your face before he lets it go to smack one of your tits - grabbing a hand full of them and pinching your nipples he groans as how easy he glides over them because of his spit.
"fucking perfect."
#sfw link !!#(kind of! it's just a spicy truth or dare card)#— [🍒] nova answers#anon#vernon smut#seventeen smut#NO ONE LOOK AT ME#i literally wasn't even suppose to write this - i JUST wanted to make him spit and smack your face...
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