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Currently crying because what I believe is a fucking horntail wasp is in my bedroom and it’s buzzing really loudly and it just died on my windowsill then came back to life.
#please help me I’m terrified#it won’t leave#it just smashed into my window#horntail wasp#Chaos’s Crap
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for how much i love to drag pngs around, it turns out that i actually don't know how to animate all too well
#granted i dont actually know how clips animation program works#im just drawing every frame seperately and smashing them together manually#anyway the image of cyn up against the microwave to look at a single potato chip entered my mind at three in the morning and i just had to#i also love switching shading styles on the fly#and also i hate backgrounds. incase you couldn't tell.#i seem to have an affection for drawing cyn scrunched up against the camera/window like that cause this is the second time i've done it#ignore the fact that solver and cyn are seperate here its not a headcanon im just dumb#anyway how tall do you think she actually is#art#murder drones#murder drones cyn#murder drones absolute solver#absolute solver#yes its khan pringles#expect more cyn and solver because im. they're a little silly#just noticed i mispelt drag sad face
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what if i told you guys i had an elaborate smash bros AU and incidentally meta knight is dating princess peach. what then
#my art#meta knight#super smash bros#finally workin up the courage to post some of this self-indulgent madness lol#everything on the dump page is from 2018-2019#everything else is from the last year or so#honestly might make a sideblog one of these days because i just have. so much smash-specific lore/hcs/relationships#if you know me you already know the gist of it but yeah#ALRIGHT BACK TO MY DEN THANKS 4 LISTENING /BACKFLIPS OUT THE WINDOW#metapeach
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*DEEP INHALE*
fine. whateever, . any other freaks wanna see an edit of yakumo in maid outfits? here
#*PINCHES THE AREA BETWEEN MY BROWS AGAIN*#at LEAST THREE of you#THREE!!!!! AT LEAST!!#I SAY *AT LEAST* bECAUSE THERE MIGHT HVEA BEEN MORE BUT I WIPED IT FROM MY MEMORY#SENT ME THIS LINK#AT SEPARATE TIMES#i don't know how to feel about that#this post isn't even that old. what's the timestamp. Sep 27?#IT'S BEEN FOURTHREE DAYS. THE POST IS DAYS OLD#AND FOR EACH DAY#ONE OF YOU CHOSE TO THROW IT (ATTACHED TO A BRICK) THROUGH MY WINDOW#didn't even get time to repair the first smash before the second smash happened.....#curse their stupid interchangeable twink bodies#just play dress-up with all the lanky ones like slutty dolls#this is why we need more body diversity.#so i don't get jumpscared by yaku in rei's skimpy maid dress 3 nights in a row#WHERE TF DID THAT TINY SNAKE WITH THE MAIDBAND COME FROM??????? WHERE DID THE LITTLE GUY SHOW UP?#god..... the red and the pink on him.........#NO . I'M OUTTA HERE#*scoops my coconut rice off the floor and leaves*#nu carnival yakumo
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"Done! Hacked!"
portal reference !
#portal au#dca fandom#dca community#daycare attendant#daycare attendant fnaf#sun x reader#sun x oc#sun x y/n#sundrop x oc#sundrop x reader#oc#rhys#who needs rhys's fancy door codes when you can just smash windows with the portal gun ashfhkasfkha#my art
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B&W
#*smashes my car thru the window of the convenience store u live in* hi i found an hour last night to draw#im taking a defensive driving course rn for insurance sry for the intro i thought it was topical and hilarious#it's their AESTHETICS dammit!!! ive wanted to draw something of silver silh in white bleeding out of a black shadow for AGESSSS#for AGES the PAGES#i just love some fuckign tasty contrast i love a tasty comp. i saw a b/w piece collection a few days ago and it re-sparked the need for this#cant describe it but silver looks like a ballerina. hes so fuckign cool#twst#twisted wonderland#twst spoilers#?? i guess? its malleus in OB form ig sure why not#malleus draconia#twst silver#silver vanrouge#suntails#i rly did have good taste picking my two fav chars huh#its the only opportunity in this game to show the story's hero w the story's villain (not counting neige bc we know so little abt rsa shit)
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thinking about the first time will sees hannibal after three years. how the highly sophisticated man he remembers now looks wearier, his hair a little shorter, the lines in his face a little deeper. how he’s been degraded but still holds himself with pride and dignity, refusing to be humiliated. how will is a married man and really thought he was doing okay but knew he was kidding himself the moment he laid eyes on hannibal again because it doesn’t matter how much time passes he’s still horribly in love with him and never truly moved on. he knows he lost his heart the day hannibal gave himself up, and it didn’t start beating again until this moment, three years later. and the ache of it hurts so much more than it did before. if anything, the longer they’re separated the worse it gets
#he wanted to know whether they could survive separation and the answer is no. they can’t#and will trying his damn best to keep himself composed during his whole visit#refusing to call hannibal by first name and everything#and hannibal *still* manages to see right through him and get under his skin#the whole time will is torn between throwing himself out a window and smashing the glass right then and there to get hannibal out#the same way hannibal felt when he saw will in jail and realised he didn’t want him there anymore#it’s just the inherent longing and ache of seeing the person you love growing older and damaged and vulnerable with time#and you realising it doesn’t matter what happens or what they do because you fall more and more in love with them every day#s3b angst from will’s pov kills me my god#nbc hannibal#hannibal#will graham#hannigram#ghost speaks
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okay but ttpd is the perfect loustat album
#taylor swift#iwtv#rewatched s1 yesterday with lizzie and went insane#write an album about the smallest man who ever lived and it becomes very applicable to the most toxic insecure manipulative bitches on tv#and I’ve not even added any of the killing my husband songs#yet#also be a blond who cheats and write a perfect lestat pov song#put on your records and regret me!!#familiarity breeds contempt don’t put me in the basement when i want the penthouse of your heart!#i’m going out tonight!#IM HAVING HIS BABY!!!!#my boy only breaks his favorite toys!!#i can’t talk to you when you’re like this!#staring out the window like i’m not your favorite town!#hands in the hair of somebody in darkness named chloe or sam or sophia or marcus and i just watched it happen#i look in people’s windows is so louis coded also#you’re the loss of my life!!!#literally lestat saying i love you a million times and louis never saying it back but he’s still the loss of his life#he saw forever so he smashed it up!!!#AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WON’T GET TIME
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I've been doing a lot of grocery delivery in the country lately, so I ordered myself a nice bumper sticker so I fit in with everyone else's stuff :)
I've seen a lot of these lately, but they were all of a pride flag I don't recognize. Not sure which gender/sexuality has the red and white stripes with the blue with white stars in the corner, but I guess it's an ok design. The rainbow is the traditional LGBT flag, though, so I feel it symbolizes the collective queer community a little better and will be a little more noticeable/recognizable than niche flags, like this stars and stripes guy.
#queer#pride#rainbow#flag#gay#lgbt#fr tho I've seen so many q-anon and trump stickers that i feel like this'll either be really funny or I'll get my windows smashed in#for some reason the country here isn't just chill people eeking out a living doing what they can#it's all super well off people who immigrated from elsewhere in the us and are incredibly aggressive#I'm from the middle of nowhere. country folk are typically very kind even if they're a little ignorant to shit like being gay or trans.#but this is the kind of people where i got called a dyke twice just walking through kroger#i had the person behind me at mcdonalds yelling about my sticker that says i don't break for kids#anyone i know who has lived in that area for a long time hates all these new people#they've driven up housing prices to be just as much as in the city. they're all republicans who fled California or Illinois...#...and they brought with them their more radical views and hateful big-city attitudes#like yeah. this wasn't a place to be comfortably out as gay beforehand. now it's actively hostile instead of you get weird stares kinda shit
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Teenage Garashir is really something special. You know Julian was a crazy son of a bitch as a teen and Garak was a sarcastic stuffy little shit with his nose glued in a book. Julian obsessing over tennis and racquetball with a perpetual middle finger pointed towards his parents and Garak weeping over Cardassian Stephanie Meyer alone in his tiny bedroom while Tain throws knives at his door and Mila shouts at him to do the dishes. Julian's drooling over five different people at once and Garak's thinking hauntedly about that cute guy he had to kill last week while he mows the lawn. They both crave death, but sparks fly the second they lay eyes on each other. Garak's trying to figure out the logistics of balancing a secret agent career and an alien husband while Julian's just daydreaming about stuffing his face in his chest and suffocating. It's a shitshow and it's magnificent.
#my posts#garashir#awkward idiot teen garashir#garak sees julian and is like ''we will wed at dawn''#julian's just thinking about smashing and dashing#until they rly get to know each other and julian realizes garak is a special princess spy guy and deserves diamonds and love ballads#and garak realizes tain's gonna be Big Pissed and starts trying to push julian away to no avail#julian's throwing pebbles at garak's window and tain's tossing grenades#garak pulling julian into clandestine meeting places just to dramatically proclaim ''we mustn't'' and cry a single crystalline tear#knowing full well julian's just gonna use it as an opportunity to snog him#and he loves it#garak grumbling to tain ''you and mila are together i don't see what the problem is'' and tain goes full mother gothel on his ass#literally just romeo and juliet but stupider and more than likely ends not with poetic death but them responsibly parting ways#only to stumble across each other again on ds9#''but comicsans the age differe-'' sorry i seem to have misplaced my ears#''but the wars-'' oh my ears where did they go
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it always makes me laugh a lil when i tell my online friends some of my real life lore bc yes i’m all !!! >< omgee weeee :3 on the internet
#but when i tell ppl i’ve been in fights or i’ve had cops come to my house for diff reasons or i used to do genuinely stupid things#like run away or smash windows#or smash anything#they’re like w t f ????#my life before 2021 was crazy and i’ve had a lot of personal growth obvi#now i just work / stay home on the weekend / occasionally travel / see my girlie pops / and be delulu over 2d ppl <3#even still - when i run into old old friends they always ask me ‘what changed you?’#idk!#life i guess!#tw personal#but it’s not that deep#it’s not something i keep a secret but i personally think it’s loserism if this behaviour is something you brag about#which is why i never bring it up#but rmbering an old conversation w a mutual made me post this
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these two are irrevocably attached at the hip now aren't they. i fully expect Do Young to wreck Dong Soo's marriage in some way form or fashion and all i can say is i feel sorry for his wife bc she doesn't deserve the kind of unhinged c*ntery that gang leader can serve
#tv: biography of a villain#biography of a villain#evilive#evillive#shin ha kyun#shin hakyun#kim young kwang#shin jae ha#kdrama#local gay watches k-dramas.txt#Dong Soo smashing the fly against the window just like Do Young smashed the fly against the wall with the baseball.............#gnawing my nails down to the quick this is insane. he's reentered his Lee Dong Sik!instability era i'm here for it
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the way that hsy wrote that story knowing that it would perpetuate the cycle and the way that kdj told yjh about regression knowing that it would perpetuate the system AND YJH DIDNT GIVE A SHIT HE DIDNT EVEN HOLD ANYTHING AGAINST HSY HE JUST WANTED TO MEET KDJ AND LIVE OUT THE WHOLE STORY AUGH
#orv#rambles#thoughts#even#omfg#me when i perpetuate the time loop knowing that it'd bring me eternal pain and suffering just to meet that one mf and reach the ending tgt#BC THAT ONE MF KEEPS DYING#((kdj is a mitsuba kinnie ig))#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS GUY HOWWWWWW#HE KNOWINGLY AGREES TO LOSE HIS HUMANITY FOR A BIT#OVER AND OVER#IM SMASHING MY WINDOWS CLAWING AT THE WALLSSS#orv spoilers#not to mention the fact that hsy went#"well okay maybe writing out this story is going to ruin yjh's life i feel kinda bad but issprobablyok#AND IT WAS OKAY#yhk... yhkkkkkk#they are well aware of how much they care about kdj#istggg
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More like rad-b-gone lol
#I love that you can see me back off to dodge his grab before I’m like oh wait I can just bonk him lol#thank you radagon for being the only boss I could see myself doing hitless#except my dodge rate for his stomp/poke combo is like 5%#so it’s only feasible if he doesn’t do that move…#oh and the “nothing personnel kid” teleport and fast smash can also suck it#him the crucible knights and the bell bearing hunter are the only enemies I’ve learned to consistently parry in ER 😮💨#I tried learning malenia’s parries but her damage is so overtuned it str8 up was not worth the risk and effort 🥴#radagon definitely isn’t the most fun boss in Elden ring but I think he’s like the most fair out of every single one#which is why it’s gr8 that all my goodwill gets toss out the window with Elden beast 🥴#I had one moment where he did Elden stars chase attack the triple closing rings and then sword swipes#and got absolutely annihilated bc I could not dodge all 3 attacks at once#like attack RNG has always been part of the difficulty in these games but with my limited knowledge this is the first one where#(( outside of gank fights ))#the RNG difficulty slider goes from manageable all the way to full health to death#had one round with malenia where she used waterfowl blade SIX TIMES and I only managed to survive bc I was playing around with a mage build#and was letting bby tiche do most of the damage while I pulled aggro from far away enough that I could dodge WFB comfortably#can you tell I’ve only ever done double godskins with both NPC summons and tears#I’ve heard enough about that fights bullshit that I straight up trivialize it every time I get it to it#Elden ring truly is the most difficult and easiest fromsoft game to date… dialectic 🥳#excited to see how they balance things in the DLC bc honestly outside of WFB malenia really is a fun boss#I don’t mind that her normal attacks are so punishing bc dodging around them or knocking her out of certain attacks feels gr8#so if bosses are malenia level TUNED without WFB level BULLSHIT I can see myself getting really into it 🥳#tsuchi plays games
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idk what the construction workers outside my window are doing but it definitely sounds like the opposite of construction
#destruction#how many pots are they dropping in succession?#it is almost impressive#that is the sound of not progress#*Looney toons vase smashing sound* Hey man stop *more vases are smashed* what did you say? *metal ladder mildy swinged against a wall*#It just sounded like someone threw a brick at something#Are they robbing my neighbours?#But they are wearing safety hats and visibility vests#I guess they are staying safe during robbery at least#Oh the sound of a window smashed in#♧other#now they're yelling at each other
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i wish to be heading back to the friend's pool. I need water. It's too hot.
#sxnhvmuazwmhfalehawuifxyuvgxzywh#ah xyivgmm#iwxramihrauoh#zyxmvgmuahwhmexy8gv8ymhwuhm8yhmxv8mgy8mz8vm#witness the overheated kiwi keyboard smash#or just generally overheating human person#FUCK#it's hot#AND MY WINDOWS DON'T FUCKING OPEN RIGHT#AND THE AC SHUT OFF#FUCK YOU AC#):#]:|#i just apologized to the AC unit...#my roommate is concerned#SORRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I NEED THERAPY BUT CANT AFFORDDDDD ITTTTTTTT!
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