#it just rlly shocked me like

[zo1nkss]

yesterday I walked back from the river in flip flops and one of the paths we took had itty bitty gravel all over it and it kept getting in my shoes and I wasn't paying any attention bc I was like "tiny rocks can't hurt me."

WELL APPARENTLY THEY CAN LODGE THEMSELVES UNDER MY SKIN AND CREATE A TINY CRATER FULL OF ROCKS?!?! BC I WOKE UP WITH A HOLE FILLED WITH TINY ROCKS /IN MY TOE/.

[tesspool]

something i cooked up

[quackurucho]

once ccharlie is familiar with the concept of humanoid hygiene and why its important to people hes constantly fussing over cquackity and extra analytical over how he looks and when they’re together he’ll just start prodding at him like untangling his hair or wings or scraping built up dirt off his skin & cquackity kinda hates it just because he doesnt want slime to worry about him or feel like he has to maintain him but ccharlie rlly just loves it because he loves thinking about cquackity over anything else and taking care of him . a thing about it is slimes most definitely have no concept of looking after themselves because their whole thing is getting all over other stuff and meshing with the land, so cquackity is literally the only reason ccharlie would care about health and hygeine

[in-this-essay-i-wont]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨MASSIVE SPOILER FOR MOUTHWASHING ALERT🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Unfortunately I am a sheep and saw a bunch of banger mouth washing fanart so I decided to watch.,.. now I am noticing a bit of a trend here though that I wanna bring up.,.. here me out chat.,,.

Look it’s like. PAINFULLY obvious that Anya got sexually abused by Jimmy, and she’s clearly dealing with the horrific ramifications and circumstances that she is forced to deal with I mean. She like. Has to ask her rapist. To force pain pills. Down a her captains throat. Like holy shit. ANYWAY

There seems to be a big trend of painting curly as this like. Perfect person though. Look he was a good guy! He was a good captain and knew how to get his team together and unite as a unit but, he is, unfortunately, going to fall into the pitfall that men often do, and try to justify his shit ass friends actions and try to shirk off Anya’s worries and fears and SEXUAL TRAUMA as something he can “talk out with his good lifelong buddy” and wont let Anya feel safe with any means of protection. He doesn’t think his friend could be that malicious. That evil. That horrible. It’s ignorant, and it’s hurtful and traumatizing to Anya.

And then I see mfers like.,,. Putting Anya and curly together like good couple or smrh like guys.,,.. guys let her rest.,,. She’s had enough.,… let her go to the pink pony club,,,.

[reisakumaproducer]

Rei Sakuma 2024 Card Reviews

I thought it would be fun to review all of Rei's new cards from 2024. I'll just be sharing what I like about each card, as well as scoring them out of ten. Here are my reviews <3

The Demon's Seductive Fangs - January 2024

10/10 - I love how Rei has his hand over his heart here. He's surrounded by the rest of his unitmates and is simultaneously "revived" by them. A single pose captures this perfectly. Overall, I really like this card and it looks good! Plus it came out on my bday and it's responsible for an inside joke between me and my friends

Scent That Leaves Impressions - February 2024

10/10 - It's a 3* and he's still serving cunt regardless

Mystery and Exhibition - March 2024

8/10 - This one is alright. There isn't anything jaw dropping incredible about it for me but it still looks quite good. I really appreciate how the unbloomed is from the conversation between Midori and Rei. It's a sweet moment. I think it would've been cool though if Midori was featured in the unbloomed, rather than it being from his perspective

A NIGHT of Salvation - June 2024

7/10 - The long-awaited Rei undead event 4*! Again, this one is alright. Nothing too crazy but still looks good for the unbloomed and bloomed versions

Lost One of the Legends - August 2024

6/10 - I really like the white streak in Rei’s hair. The magic looks really cool and makes the card feel unique compared to other event 4*s. Not sure how I feel about the unbloomed though. Rei’s face looks off to me, I think it might be the angle? Idk :(

Cherished Time - August 2024

10/10 - I ADORE this card. The outfit looks cozy and it gives off grandma vibes. I love the return to the glasses + ponytail combo from his repayfes card. This story is about Rei pretending to be a transfer student at Yumenosaki, so seeing a reference to repayfes is a nice touch. This card is pretty unique compared to other Rei cards simply because it tries out a new concept for him, and it works really well.

Song of the Unyielding Moon - September 2024

10/10 - Do I even need to explain myself? It's a Sakuma bros childhood card. Plus I LOVE the outfit in the bloomed card and I love cats. Rei casually wearing a suit in his childhood shows how quickly he had to grow up. This card is everything I would've wanted from a Sakuma bros lookback scout. It's perfect

Encount!! ★ Sunrises x Stars!! - October 2024

7/10 - I like how Rei looks in the unbloomed :) he looks nice in the Helios art style. The bloomed version is okay to me.

Sleeping SPARK - November 2024

7/10 - Honestly out of all the Rei anni lims, this one is probably my least favourite but I love the concept behind it. I love how Rei is put in the Spark category despite him being the opposite of energetic. It feels like a nod to him being "ressurected". The way Rei's bangs go across his forehead reminds me of Ore Rei. All the Yumenosaki Studco presidents are also in the Spark category, which makes the resemblance to Ore Rei feel purposeful to me

Intrigued Egoist - December 2024

10/10 - The unbloomed is Rei being pathetic AND it's from one of my favourite scenes in the story (the drinking trio shenanigans). I love the bloomed so much. We rarely get to see Rei in pink and this is such a fun take on the demon concept for cards

Since Rei's new 5* is a New Years one, I'll consider that a 2025 card. Anyways, these were my ramblings about each Rei card released this year. I really like the cards we got!

[hickeygender]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Disco Elysium (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kim Kitsuragi & Jean Vicquemare, Kim Kitsuragi/Original Character(s), Jean Vicquemare/Original Character(s), Harry Du Bois/Kim Kitsuragi Characters: Kim Kitsuragi, Jean Vicquemare, Original Male Character(s) Additional Tags: Drag Queens, Gay Bar, Cruising, Polari, hanky code, gay culture, Pining, Unrequited Love, The kimharry is plenty requited but Kim doesn't know that, Trans Kim Kitsuragi, It's barely mentioned but it matters to me, POV Kim Kitsuragi, Written in the Style of the Game Disco Elysium Summary:

The queen turns, and your gazes lock in the dim multicolored lighting of the drag bar. Both of you freeze on the spot.

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Trivial: Success] - You stare at Lieutenant Jean Vicquemare for a long moment. He's wearing a red dress with a plunging neckline. He's unshaven but is in heavy drag, eyebrows blocked out and redrawn, face perfectly powdered, and eyes sharply lined. His lips are blood red and he's painted gold dripping from his mouth and running down his throat in a clear nod to his stage name.

ATARAXIA [Heroic: Success] - You are the first to recover.

[gutsybitsies]

The Lost Hero and Son of Neptune is about putting a Cali boy out east and dropping a New Yorker back west, so that the two great houses of USA, California and New York, can learn to get along.

Mark of Athena is about how Texas then fucks everything up

Eventually, if Percy does decide to settle down in New Rome with Annabeth, he's gonna have to come to grips with the fact that he's now a west-coaster.

[otome-dissection]

yakuza 0 majima they could never make me hate you

[bumbleblurr]

god tests me to not complain about stupid tfa takes I stumbled on again. especially when they're from a year ago

[jvhnmitchell]

Preacher is maybe one of the worst shows ever made but it has the frustrating trait of having some wildly good episodes and character work thrown in there that makes is so horrifically compelling but then you have to sit through the. The actual show.

[tianshiisdead]

callback to the ‘2p china represents ‘outer china’ and is 1p china’s little sister’ headcanon i saw a while ago

[lobotomysyndromez]

Mettaton. Mettaton

[clarabowmp3]

bestie r u ok

HHHHHH i just need to be super overdramatic for a while but I got rejected from my dream uni a few days ago! and I am handling it in a very emotionally stable way!

[woolydemon]

for ppl that know my tf fan lore you would think I'd be ryu/kita pilled since I was blur/bee CEO but actually I was driven by my shock/bee instincts to be drawn to ake/kita instead <- none of these words are in the bible

[hickeygender]

just realized tatooine isn't in hutt space. it's in the outer rim. i've watched these movies and shows since i was a child, and i've been active in the fandom since 2015...

[chrisbangz]

sorry i'm just so fucking disgusted with the way they were treated on the carpet. watching the clip makes me want to cry...