#it just freakin sucks
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blu-ish · 1 year ago
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LMAOOO 💀💀💀
IMAGINE THAT?!?!?!
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izzybluebell · 23 days ago
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Huevember: Day 3 - Amber Stalker 👁️🌲🌟
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lewdmutt · 6 months ago
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asked my lovely wonderful amazing girled friend if she wanted to shower with me because the wing we are housed in atm is unoccupied and i was like omg a shower with my lovely i can wash her hair and body yay ❤️ and then she FORCED ME ON MY KNEES IN THE SHOWER AND I GOT WATERBOARDED GIVING HER HEAD 💔
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itzmoss · 1 month ago
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stranger things you better not bury the gays on my ass or im gonna lose it
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timey-fandom-stuff · 11 months ago
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I used to have a Deltarune Monsterswap AU concept 300 years ago but I literally can't remember what it was so... I made a new one.
consider the following: Monster AU Kris, but they're basically just a stray dog that keeps mooching for chocolate and also raids your trash when you're not looking. if it fits in their mouth they're eating it. Noelle is not getting back her gingerbread erasers from 3rd grade.
there is no puppy-proofing anything from this menace. sorry.
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barebevil · 1 year ago
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having a dilemma which relates to a piece of erotic fiction im currently writing and its that i cant tell if i am being confronted with the fact that i only know a limited amount of moves or if i simply need to accept that there just is but a finite amount of ways to say "she licked it" and move on
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simbico · 2 years ago
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Anyone have any luck recategorizing these Kijiko lashes who has tried it? (not just the ones selected in green, it’s all of them here.) 
I’ve had success with a few but these ones don’t seem to want move to a different category. I don’t think it’s user error since I was able to do it with a few lashes but idk, it very well could be? I followed this tutorial (which has worked for those few), then tried messing around to see if I could figure it out but after over 2 hours this week I haven’t been able to. ☹️
Wanted to ask just in case because I’m actually hoping there’s something I’m missing that can make it work. I’m not a pro at this stuff by any means. 😅
ETA: I found out from others it doesn’t work for all lashes which is a bummer but it will work for some which is better than none!
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lightgriffinsect · 6 months ago
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need more of aldryx and agoti being soft and caring for each other. they bicker all the time but it almost never escalates to genuine fights. want aldryx who despite his difficulty with emotions is always kind, always tries to be warm and gentle. aldryx who needs to be the best brother and role model he can possibly be. want agoti who's rash and insensitive and doesn't think his words through but who still tries to help because of his love. agoti of whose character the craving of physical affection is such a cornerstone.
that's such a big part of their characters as we know them. that's what's had me so attached to them for almost three years now. save me soft andromeda brothers
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wabblebees · 10 months ago
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#have been attempting to make a self-tape for this audition for DAYS#after a whole helluva lotta bullshit having to do with hunting down a time+space+camera to film with i Finally managed to get some takes#then some weird bullshit with the camera's sd card happened where i wasnt able to pull the files off onto my laptop#FINALLY able to copy the files to my laptop. FINALLY able to access playback (the video camera i borrowed wouldnt let me access its gallery#FINALLY watching them... they all kinda suck so far but thats Fine at least i Have Them yk#get to take 7 and its actually not nearly as terrible as the previous 6!! feelin pretty good abt this one!! dont get hopes too high ofc but#i mean hey this ones acceptable if the last few arent any good either & just in case i cant go thru with my plans for tmrw to do a reshoot#so yk i start to rename the file so i can tell which clip it is!#Whole Laptop Crashes#WAHOO#typed this up to avoid freakin out while carefully rebooting her. bbg dont do this to me#luckily i already saved multiple contingency copies just in case (bc ive already had so many issues i was feelin Extra Cautious)#so i at least dont have to worry about dealing with the sd card bullshit Again. ugh#EDITING TO SAY: SHE LIVES!! laptop is fine after powering back up & files are unscathed!! was able to retitle & keep on truckin no problem#god i hate dealing with video as a medium#*this* is why im a stage performer not a screen actor lmao#fuck this shit. juust gimme a floor and an audience and ill make it worrk#cameras are fickle creatures on-par with printer machines#im rly excitednervous abt this audition tho; only submitted my resume+headshot on a whim & didnt rly think anything would come of it#but they contacted me and asked for a tape!! so im like !!!!! okayy sure id love to send that !!! i just have to face The Horrors first#if i dont get it then thats not the end of the world or anyth; but itd be SO FUCKING COOL if my v first submission landed me my first gig!!#so uhh. pls put out a good thought to the universe for my self-tape landing me the chance to perform in this queer play festival !!#bee speaks#🤞🤞🤞
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skylardoesthings · 8 months ago
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YOURE IN DEPOK TOO THIS WHOLE TIME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
FHSIFBSKS YEAH
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jediexile · 2 years ago
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I just made the appointment for at-home euthanasia for my dog, and while I know it’s the right decision (her body is failing her), it’s still so devastating. She’s my terrible beastie, my child of Cujo, my tough bitch. She’s me if I was a dog (and had no manners). 😭
The company that does the service gave me a bit of a discount, but if anyone is able/has the means to donate to my PayPal I’d be so grateful - the bill will still be $550. I’ve been out of work for three weeks due to a concussion, and my latest paycheck was $17, which is just adding on top of all the other stress.
@charliew86 / mysty123 @ gmail for PayPal
Photos for tax of my sweet girl. I’m so glad after years of pain and trauma she will be able to rest.
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It's been very freeing to decide that the smut I write doesn't have to be good. It's smut and it's fanfiction. I'll edit once and if I find a sentence that sucks ass and can't think of a fix in a 30 seconds or less, I move on. Anyways this fic where my Tav paladin and Astarion aren't friends but still do BDSM for the purpose of conquering Tav's religiously imposed sexual repression, while sniping at each other the whole time obviously, is sailing along rather nicely
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skenpiel · 1 year ago
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deus-ex-mona · 2 years ago
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g o o d n i g h t .
#very incoherent rant about my week in the tags; sorry for incoherence i hit my head earlier so b s#im just. so d o n e with this week. 100000% done i say.#on monday i was late to work by 20 minutes and had to stay behind for half an hour to make up for it bc the app we use to clock in suuuucks#and i also found out that i lost $40 of my salary bc of said clocking in app which. suuuuuuuuuuucks#though. this week had a weirdly low number of samples. which was. kinda nice ig since i managed to finish all my work before 7pm… but still.#like we managed to finish our stuff so quickly that we managed to watch bee movie together on tuesday………#mmmmmm i don’t remember much about what happened on wednesday though…..#but yesterday. oh g o d . yesterday. thursday. whateverday. g o d.#so the software to operate one of the [lab equipment] machines kept crashing everytime we tried to print results#regardless of whether there were any samples being tested with said machine at the moment. which. y’know#sucks on its own. but it also means that the tested sample had to be reweighed and every sample that came after it had to be reentered again#which was a m a j o r pain in the behind.#so like. after i reran the sample post-first software crash… the boss’s favourite employee freakin’ remote-accessed the computer and#he did the results thing. and crashed the software. while a sample was being analysed. and the entire monitor!!! went!!!! dark!!!! when he!!#so. i ‘calmly’ and ‘rationally’ rushed out to the office area to give him a piece of my mind.#which. may or may not have involved screaming at him and slapping him. it’s too bad that i slapped him so loudly that our boss heard/saw it…#but. um. she didn’t call me out to screech at me in return. she sent him into the lab area to settle his thing himself in fact. so. hm.#i guess i’m able to keep my job for another week. maybe.#it didn’t stop my coworkers from making fun of me for slapping the guy though so b s#anyways ig i got my just desserts today bc i walked straight into the side of the door of an in-workplace bathroom stall at full force#and i think i bruised the side of my head… what goes around comes around ig……#idek what i’m even typing anymore i blame my head hurty for this#inedible blubbering
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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 2 years ago
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ohhh the paranoia hitting BAD tonight
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row-mance-101 · 1 month ago
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absolutely feral right now bc the love of my life is going to be in a cool ass musical and is going to be hot as fuck but I can't go and see it because the thought of being around her now fills me with such sheer dread and anxiety that I cannot handle it at all
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