#it is showing

[lakesouperior]

bro i just had to sit down bc i am having the Epiphany of the century.

my types, as a bisexual, were literally shaped by goddamn Princess of Egypt!!!!!!!

Like. Moses. Yes. Scruffy little guy with nice hair and dark eyes. Perfect. Say no more.

But friggin Tzipporah???? The most badass, could-kick-me-in-the-face-and-i’d-thank-her, DROP DEAD GORGEOUS BITCH EVER??? like the scene where she’s asleep and her hair is all messy??? Please push me down a well next time I’mbeggingyou

like no fucking wonder I want to marry SZA when this was the fucking blueprint!

LIKE HEHLP ME WGICH ONE DO I WANNNA BE HEREE??!?!?!?

(or, alternatively, let me just squeeze right between you there and we could have some sort of poly thing going on would that be alright? pleaSe let me have both)

[gophersdomain]

something something despite the all horrors and tragedies of the world, love was there and that's all that matters

[catchymemes]

[valtsv]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

[kayiiin]

Reactivate this acc just for them, I'm sobbing. sequel

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[fleshblight]

Little Nas Are You Working On Your Raps

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

I'm as grateful for cellphones as the next person, but sometimes I think about how everyone having a phone on them at all times really did cause us to loose some things as a society. I mean - for example, kids these days will never experience their car breaking down and needing to find the nearest place with a phone they can use. They're never going to have the opportunity to tentatively approach a house only to discover that it's full of queer people having a party hosted by a transvestite to celebrate his creation of a sex homunculus, stay the night, and loose their virginity while unintentionally partaking in cannibalism. It's tragic, that kind of gay sexual awakening just doesn't happen these days because of cellphones.

[yourmajestybee]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN

[marisatomay]

People will claim to be a fan of some thing and then hate all of the themes and motifs and story lines and plot lines and protagonists and antagonists like man I don’t think that you actually like it here

[apollohour]

spin the wheel for a genre!

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[frankenfran]

whenever people say they can't watch/play/read anything slightly upsetting or scary or challenging because it's... upsetting or scary or challenging all i can think of is this lol

[thought-begone]

I guess the real glorious evolution was the homoerotic yearning we made along the way