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Do you think virgin jayce nuts before he even puts it in
Oh, absolutely. I think even just kissing gets him there, if you do it long enough. He’d definitely get squirmy and bothered the moment you lick into his mouth, but if you keep at it long enough — suckling on his lip, kissing the pulse on his neck, and palming down his chest (and over his nipples, clearly) — it won’t be long until he’s breathing hard and his hips can’t stay still. Poor thing would be pleading, and he wouldn’t even know what for, just that he wants so bad it hurts. The best part is, he wouldn’t even need to grind against anything; just rubbing himself into the seam of his jeans while he shudders under your attention is bound to have him soiling his pants soon enough.
#the short answer is yes teehee#i cannot understand people who dont go crazy over premature ejaculation#it is one of THE hottest things to me#anyway I thoroughly appreciate your patience anon#this ask had been sitting in my inbox for a week#and ive been having. a real exhausing week. so the second I had the brainpower to whip up something — however short — this was the first-#-thing on my mind#anyway hope you enjoyed and if you have more thoughts I certainly WOULD love to hear them 👀#jayce talis
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are. are you telling me that if the romanced mage warden dies and alistair is king, he deadass stares greagoir down over her dead body and grants the circle of ferelden its autonomy after ordering it rebuilt somewhere safer. first you have to deliberately leave him behind so he won't die for you and then he does that for you once you're gone, even when you're broken up??? absolute and literal king behaviour of the highest order????? the actions speak louder than words of it all??????? I think I hauve covid
#that's the hottest thing I've ever heard I feel nuts#what an absolute chad alistair continues to be tbh there may be a day when men fail but it will not be when he's here#like I'm very sorry to the blond chantry boy repeat crowd but cullen could & would NEVER!!! they are NOT the same!!!!#dragon age#dragon age origins#alistair theirin#alistair x warden#can u imagine what it must be like to be irving standing there watching this happen. you're free and your kid is dead. congrats#tried to free her from the circle and she's the sacrificial lamb that bought the circle's freedom instead. fuck dude#it does make for a very sad kind of symmetry that every time irving tries to get clever with it he triggers a monkey's paw situation fhdskj#I am replaying the game with my new canon (mistress amell + king alistair to save him from the da:i fade choice lol)#and in doing research I found out about this and had my world rocked. I've never had my warden die before so this is new to me#(my warden isn't dying in this canon to be clear she's going to be the reason no one would dare assassinate king alistair lol#nightmare bae eminance gris behind the throne/loving and supportive partner with a fade connection and a vengeful side#she's going to be like sam vimes tiredly fending off assassins as the watch books go on except she murders a lot more people back)#the way his voice breaks in the version where they were broken up tho... sick and twisted and mean to me specifically
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Special Ops: Lioness - 1x07
#specialopslionessedit#special ops lioness#special ops: lioness#aaliyah amrohi#cruz manuelos#stephanie nur#laysla de oliveira#special ops lioness 1x07#special ops lioness spoilers#aaliyah x cruz#femslash related stuff#muslim lgbt#this was literally the hottest thing#until the take me convo five seconds later#and then the car ride right after#and then them arriving at the hotel with literally one thing on mind#lol#but like..it IS very hot right but the emotional stuff is being so well done#in turn they're nervous and guarded and hopeful and afraid#and so achingly vulnerable#also very horned up heh#they did very well casting these two :o
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prohibitedwish enemies to lovers but prismo is into scarab in the enemies part just as much as in the lovers part
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btw i never watched the original souce material of any of these so dont read too deep into it, i just found them outta context on pinterest and thought "damn thats them" and passed out and woke up with this
#prohibitedwish#prismo#prismo the wishmaster#scarab#scarab the god auditor#fionna and cake#adventure time: fionna & cake#fanart#arkos draws#prismo's taste in men did a 180 after jake#god he's such a bottom#he thinks scarab's anger is the hottest thing ever#rip him fr#what a freak (lovingly)#they deserve each other#ok im done i just needed to get these out of my system#me trying to draw something thats been on my mind for literal months: hmmm maybe tomorrow#also me immediatedly after: [drops everything im doing to badly draw these]#i dont control the hyperfixation#yeah the one thats been on my mind for months is the cowboy one#yall are gonna know what im talking abt#hopefully soon
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As a Chinese person from Hong Kong I'm going to officially say this absolutely blows my mind. Here's why.
In the video, Charles and Carlos were plainly copying calligraphy stroke-by-stroke from a large image in front of them. What makes Carlos' attempt so impressive is that he's effectively gotten nearly all the proportions, starting and ending brush pressures and tail-offs, and the structure right. It's not perfect. But it's damn well near perfect.
Compare it to Charles': Charles didn't do a bad job at all, and has successfully copied many of the requisite features, but he has seen each stroke as a line, as many people who write Chinese characters with ballpoint pens do nowadays - point A to point B, with natural loss of shape and flow in between. It's not necessarily a problem. Charles is writing the characters. But interestingly, Carlos isn't writing at all.
On rewinding the video you see why Carlos' was shaped so perfectly. He doesn't know Chinese. He doesn't know anything about stroke order, or speed. But he knows detail.
If you look at his hands as he writes he separated each stroke into a shape. Then he did his level best to recreate each shape as carefully as he could by pressing the brush until he could see it formed the right thickness of the line.
He didn't write, like Charles did. He painted.
If this is how good Carlos is at copying a language he does not know I wonder how amazing he would be at painting if he actually spent time to learn.
#For reference I and a lot of other native Chinese dialect speakers and writers do what charles did#we process the characters as words and the strokes as components of that word and sacrifice specific brushtroke shape#it's one of the first things you have to de-learn if you didn't do calligraphy as a child#seriously as a Chinese person from Hong Kong this is the hottest thing Carlos Sainz has ever done I'm in love#f1#carlos sainz#charles leclerc#charlos#chinese gp 2024#my post#I AM YELLING OK#A recurrent mistake that Carlos made was the angle and continuity of the 2nd stroke of 力#that's his only obvious mistake#but the 觉 blows my mind#and the FREAKING LAST STROKE OF THE 星 RADICAL#HOW HE COPIED THE THIN CURVE OF THE FINAL HORIZONTAL STROKE#I AM LOSING IT AT 1:50 AM ON A TUESDAY MARRY ME
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You know I had to do it to 'em too
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EDIT, 2024-4-5:
If this gets to 213 notes before 4-13 I will personally redraw this earlier than planned.
#homestuck#homestuck fanart#fanart#grimdorks#GRIMDORKS SWEEP#somebody told me that one on discord#thank you person that made my day#john egbert#rose lalonde#lets be honest#john has nerd rizz#its like a coinflip#either the hottest thing you have ever heard#or its the corniest shit known to mankind#i mean both would work on some people (cough) rose (hack cough)#but yeah that was my point here#thanks for reading the tags i guess#i appreciate it#:)#wait also#forgot to add but the man is oblivious to said rizz#he just says shit. guns blazing. with his full chest#makes for very fun dynamics in my opinion#this is probably the most tags i have ever added to a post in my life#i had a lot to say apparently
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"i can fix him" well i will make him worse
#depressing truth they were happy with eachother only for a short moment and then they were terrible for eachother#btw its from a song that the lyrics fully are:#(our minds) One more moment and they will crumble; and the things that have been bubbling up in them for so long will gush out#fallout new vegas#arcade gannon#courier six#my art#stinky man#shotgunning is the hottest thing you can do to me#vels spolski
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Run BTS Challenge Suga and Jimin
bonus:
#bts#min yoongi#suga#bts suga#park jimin#jimin#bts jimin#bangtan#yoonmin#bangtan sonyeondan#bts gifs#my gifs#been wanting to do this one for a while#i know others have done it but i wanted to do it my way lol#i wanna do hobi's too#and maybe tae and jk's#idk we'll see lol#not me listening to lorna shore while making these lmao#bonus is one of the hottest things yoongi does#for me anyway#also he looks so good in this#like damn someone shake his tailor's hand#cuz those pants y'know?#seems like he likes this choreo too#not to neglect jiminie of course he looks lovely lovely lovely as well#but damn yoongi#run bts choreo
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On October 3rd, Elric asked me what day it was.
I said, ‘How dare you to talk to me, you coward.’
Major General Olivier Mira Armstrong
Traditionally tailored uniform, 2019
Japanese twill, canvas, grosgrain, leather, gilt braid
#project: major general Olivier Mira armstrong#media: fullmetal alchemist#fma#fullmetal alchemist#Olivier Armstrong#fullmetal alchemist day#extant projects: 2019#tailoring#historical costume#historical sewing#cosplay#poetry in costume#I’m still so sad about my wig in this shoot - it took me a while to really nail the armstrong curl plus this was the hottest day that year#and I moved a bunch of furniture around after I was bewigged so that really messed things up. oh well!#at least I nailed it for competition#tho I have exactly one selfie to prove that
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Day Twenty-eight: Your Hottest Musician
30 Day Band Challenge
#30 day band challenge#izzy stradlin#izzy stradlin is the death of me#rock n roll#rock and roll#gnr#guns n roses#your hottest musician#42 day band challenge#the only man who can rock dreads mullets and greasy hair#the hottest musician#baby. doll.#torturous bastard#the only thing better than a shaggy mullet is a greasy one on izzy stradlin#the only man allowed to smoke around me
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Yo… My man is truly majestic 🥰
#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#mha#dabi#touya todoroki#bnha dabi#mha dabi#bnha season 7#mha season 7#y’all can say whatever the f you guys want but he’s the hottest character in bnha and it’s not just his quirk doing the trick TRUST ME#everything about this man is honestly so immaculate. horikoshi you outsold yourself by creating dabi ngl#the ending might be ASS but not this man. this man is fantastic and one of the best things happened to the anime community 🥰#from the backstory to the characterization and the differences between dabi and touya despite them being the same person like—#actually yknow what??? all of the LOV have a fantastic characterization… they’re the best characters of bnha for a reason after all 💜
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Voy + Textposts 17, Special ParisKim Showcase
(Voy + Textposts 16) + (Voy + Textposts 18)
#that was the hottest thing that's ever#happened to me#trek thoughts#st textposts#what fucked up guys these two are#if harry murdered tom in cold blood tom would die happy#gonna be honest#also i firmly believe tom came away from the chute with 20 new kinks#he's always asking harry to roleplay shit like prisoners of war in world war one#and harry is like... wtf#babe pls pls come on come on pretend you have to torture me but then i offer u my body instead#harry is a people pleaser so he does it#but he is confused#after the chute harry is consumed by guilt for almost killing his best friend and tom is just like#tom paris#harry kim#star trek#voyager#pariskim#st voyager#voy#st#st voy#star trek memes#star trek funny#star trek textposts#kimris#harry kim x tom paris
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ok but what if you were secretly fattening me up this entire time and even if I took a break from stuffing I'd still be expanding and outgrowing my clothes and have no idea why it was happening because I was being so good and finishing all of those healthy lil smoothies you made me but now my lil gut is bigger than ever and I simply have no idea why but I just accept the fact that I'm a bit jigglier and rounder and heavier these days because it's not like I have any control over it if I'm doing all the right things and you can't take your hands off my tubby overfed belly
#certainly not one of the hottest scenarios I could think of 👀#I think I just want my gf to take full control over my body and just do whatever it wants to me#like watching my body change and its completely not in my control is like the hottest thing I can think of right now#current mood
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I can't believe they're making Pedro get a six pack for the Gladiator sequel. You can't just deface a work of art like that. That's like going to see Michaelangelo's David and going "No actually his penis should be bigger. Somebody get me some plaster." Totally unnecessary.
#pedro pascal#like i kid but also i hate the hollywood hardbody bullshit#and one of the things i have always loved about pedro was that even in his fittest and arguably hottest roles#he wasn't the dehydrated and rhoided up constantly flexing bullshit men's ideal#the arms are a delight#don't get me wrong#but i have no wish to see this man looking like an overstuffed sausage
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when they say "show me my property" and no matter where you are, you have to bend over and let them use and inspect you for as long as they please
#this is honestly so hot#like one of the hottest things someone can say#it makes me feel so owned#so objectified#like yeah i belong to you and you're treating me the way you treat everything that belongs to you#ouuuu i need it so badly#mine#gender neutral
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sluttiest bruce springsteen album tournament, round 1 🎸
Human Touch (1992) vs The Rising (2002)
Cross My Heart: “Second time I crossed my heart / Rain came in from the south / Lying there with something sweet and salty in my mouth / When I crossed my heart pretty darling over you”
🎸🎤🪗🎷🥁🎵🎹🎻
The Fuse: “On the edge of the bed, you slip off your blouse / […] Your bittersweet taste on my tongue”
#sluttiest bruce springsteen album tournament#bruce springsteen#the rising#human touch#so objectively human touch is like so much more slutty than the rising in terms of subject matter (of course)#1992 bruce vs 2002 bruce this is difficult for me#but taking the slutty propaganda into account#the rising on tour bruce (barcelona 2002 bruce especially) is one of the hottest things i’ve ever seen in my life
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