#it is not a deterrent

[jyndor]

this country is so violent. goddammit we are going to teach kids that murdering other kids is wrong by... putting a 14 year old to death. awesome, that definitely will do the trick.

edit: man I totally misunderstood the article I was reading, I don't think he can be given the death sentence but he will probably be getting life without parole.

[despazito]

you don't want a personal protection dog you want a pet-grade rottweiler with good heelwork

[realpokemon]

i think that if you give someone a pokémon as a gift for the holidays you should have to sign some kind of contract that says YOU have to pay to take care of it if/when they can’t handle the Camerupt in their non-fire-insured apartment

[starry-songs-canvas]

Not Coming

“Bruce! They’re not coming!”

Bruce Wayne’s newest adoptive son shouts at him with worrying certainty, especially considering the turn this kidnapping incident has turned into. What, with the falling burning plane all around them.

“Superman can hear-“

“No, Bruce. That’s just some stupid marketing ploy the Justice league uses to deter crime.” Danny sighs bitterly, (tiredly, hopelessly) as his shoulders slump slightly.

[completeandtotalchaos]

played In Stars and Time. now there's a guy in my brain.

[yourteamsworstdualies]

In the game proper, the jukebox is an individual thing, but you know -you KNOW- in the fiction of the game's world, there are no fewer than 10 squid kids lined up at any one time all punching in 21 plays of Bang Bang Bing with one play of, I dunno, Bomb Rush Blush in the middle of it because they all think it's funny.

[froody]

mom’s parting punishment on the couch pisser

[haleyusesherwords]

Immovable object: DocM77 turning every court case into a hunt for the ore snatcher

Unstoppable force: BDubs’ sentence of “get skyblocked ya fuck”

we have reached equilibrium

[petit-papillion]

F1 maximum fines have increased from €250,000 to one million euros...

Why not a percentage of the drivers' annual salary to keep it fair?

[unbfacts]

[synthyk]

Booktok women being Straight People Horny for feyd-rautha was not something I expected or even considered possible but through denis villeneuve i suppose all things are possible

[see-arcane]

You know, I wonder if any of the events with Dracubat showing up to drink Lucy would have been deterred by having a dog on hand. Not even a big dog, necessarily--just a dog with a good bark. Various hounds have already proven how they all have a joint Dracula sensor and mutually H A T E this ba(t)stard.

If Lucy had a pup on hand, I'm 99.99% sure their barking and hackle-raising would

1) Snap her out of her trance before she can get drinked

2) Alert her and others to the recurring presence of the bat

3) Add 'Thwarted by pissed off lil puppy-buppy' to Dracula's resume, which I think he deserves

Alternatively, just get her a very astute cat. In which case:

[mirensiart]

I have 3 ideas for comics for the pain sharing linked universe au, two are bittersweet and one is dumb/funny, but I'm stuck trying to decide which one to draw first 🤔

Both bittersweet comics are, somehow (and completely accidentally) twilight centric lmao like *hits twilight on the back* this baby can fit so much physical and emotional pain

[falling-star-cygnus]

i may be new to the Villainous fandom, but i'm willing to bet that the entire Black Hat Org. would fall apart without Flug

like- this man is everybody's impulse control except maybe- Black Hat's but he's also the only one inventing shit?? -> without him actually creating products to sell, what would the organization even be?

sure, Demencia could scare away the heroes just fine but I feel like Flug's involvement just gives the whole thing the actual fear factor it needs

imagine if that man had a backbone, like- imagine if he finally realized the power he has over this company

[3liza]

feminist tentpole of providing women with one firearm and one large, protective dog

[oldstormyy]

rdr2 fans need to accept the fact that hosea is a flawed character whose morality is just as complex as dutch or arthur's. he's got you all fooled. the bank job was entirely hosea's idea from start to finish. he was excited by it as he's excited by danger every time you're out doing something with him, from the bear hunt (which is his idea + he explicitly prefers the most dangerous approach to said idea) to the braithwaites-grays scheme. in ch4 he hypes up the tahiti/paradise "plan" just as much as dutch (he does so to arthur, to pearson, in speeches at least twice) but you all are too busy projecting the stereotype of the ~old wise father on him to see that. if hosea was "always right" he'd be a boring character