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mysticmagics · 2 years ago

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Just a bit of art for The New Era of Witches fanfic, and an introduction to a new blog of mine-

Well, more of a blog for Maya.

If you want more information, head over to @the-new-era-of-witches

Also, read the story on AO3 if you haven't yet, I've worked hard on it.

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gayfrasier · 6 months ago

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i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

#how funny it had to come from ben affleck matt damon gossip site. thank you rpf for that

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drumlincountry · 3 months ago

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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

#Me Fein #There is a terrifying worldwide shortage of people who know how to identify bramble/blackberry species.#We haven't sorted out dandelions yet #Or nettles #Getting to know your neighbours changes your life #You're no longer alone! Rubis fruitcosus is there.#Plus if you're under 40 you will suddenly be admired and lauded by old ppl who share your hobby and thought no one gave a shit anymore #Botany #Plants #When u write things about botany you can be assured they will be read by weirdos for centuries to come #Or if the text is lost itd loss will be mourned by weirdos for decades to come

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daftpatience · 6 months ago

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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

#in a perfect world the move im gay meme would be about being fat or having a mobility aid and people just standing in your way in public #my bemoanings #debated posting this but itd be nice to have some solidarity where my mobility aid users at who have not a lot of good outside friends #also if youre a friend of mine who is worried that you might be the person in the comic im gonna be real #MULTIPLE ppl have said this exact thing to me and id rather you just slow down next time. dont come to me asking for forgiveness or smth #also straight up the person in this comic i havent seen for years because they were mean to me anyways

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scarecrowbutch · 3 months ago

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in times like these at least i have the character

#bear.txt #i need to lock in and come back to realityyyyyyyyy. brain fog you need to lift now thanks

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meltygetswifi · 6 months ago

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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

#he speaks #i hate rich people #“but preston the rich people EARNED that money they worked so hard to exploit all those poor people” I'LL EAT YOU TOO #they're trying to decide what color their third yacht should be #meanwhile your average joe is busy trying to pick between dinner or rent #luigi mangione was right #luigi mangione and tetsuya yamagami legendary collab coming this spring

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woman-respecter · 2 months ago

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kids these days are like “i need chat gpt to write an essay that would normally take 12 hours in 2” but back in my day i did that all the time by using a little technique called “writing some absolute bullshit.” and yet i still walked away with a better essay and more critical thinking skills than i would get if i used chatgpt. write a bad essay that you started on the day it was due, but write it yourself.

#always writing my ap english mini-essays in the free period before they were due #actually taught me really important bullshitting skills #any way you do your essay will teach you things. as long as ur actually writing it urself #this is all coming from someone who hates essay writing more than getting waterboarded probably

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yourmajestybee · 8 months ago

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN