#it is 1am is this funny

[lemm-moxx]

Uuuh simonthing something, shipping

(originals under cut)

[kitsu-katsu]

A group of queers of all types is a pride

A group of aces is a deck

A group of aros is a quiver

A group of trans women is a code-camp

A group of enbies is a byte

A group of bi people is a tandem

A group of pan people is a panic

Thank you for coming to my wilderness documentary

[spicyvampire]

He was balls deep in an emergency meeting [insp.]

4MINUTES (2024) EP. 5

[reigobun]

[rox-of-iu]

mind "restoring" smoke break

[glyphalodon]

them perhaps?

[chiixcat]

Lan Jingyi the kinda guy who would take "Yiling Patriarch" and turn it into "Big Daddy Yiyi" or some shit

Wei Wuxian would probably find it at least half funny

[controversialcoven]

Text from image:

PONYBOY: Soda… I like someone but I’m scared you won’t like it

SODAPOP: Pony, as long as you’re happy and healthy I don’t care who you love

PONYBOY: Ok, I’m dating curly

CURLY: wassup

PONYBOY: …Soda?

SODAPOP, UNDER HIS BREATH: be happy for him be happy for him be h

[snivycat-art]

Sleepy 💙😴💤

[nero-neptune]

CHOPPING MALL (1986) dir. jim wynorski

[zosonils]

an aspect of shadow's trauma that i've been thinking about a lot since the sa2 replay is how fucked his perspective of gerald must be after everything, especially assuming he was family to shadow just as much as maria was [which i do every day]. the man who raised you, created you from nothing but tissue samples and energy and hope, the man who could have easily decided you were a simple thing to be used and yet welcomed you into his family as easily as his own granddaughter, who treated you as a person when so many others treated you as a lab rat or a weapon or another soon-to-be-failed prototype, in a moment of unfathomable despair, decided you were to be a tool that would carry out his final plan. perhaps treating you this way was another symptom of his mental breakdown, perhaps deep down he's always seen you as nothing more than a thing to reach his goals with. you will never know, because he is dead. every comforting memory you have of him, every time he encouraged your curiosity or stayed with you during a test he could have observed from afar or told you how proud of you he was, forever tainted by the thought that it could have all been a lie. a variable in an experiment, a means to an end. how would you ever trust anyone ever again man i'm in shreds

[my-amygdala-is-synthetic]

🕸️ BEWARE OF THE WRIST HOLES 🕸️

[holisticdogpark]

oh the tragedy of a podcast character with a daughter..............

[rui-drawsbox]

comm-comic for @fidorance! accepted the request to see if i should make it another option for comms but i am nOt doing stuff like this again sorry i dont enjoy it enough to do it for other people besides me ajdkjfjsa

[vellichorsdesire]

having your first times for a lot of things with your f/o(s) or vice versa, from first dates & ‘i love yous’ to seemingly little things like the first time you stand up for the other when they’re not around, or the first time you open up about something and realizing you truly can rely on them, and so much more firsts yet to be fulfilled yet none of you realize…

[el-is-green]

Stepfather and son of all time I think