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ashyblondwaves · 2 years ago

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Started a birthday playlist, 9 months in advance lol.

#music #it has to cook #like a proper baby #this will probably look so different #come March lol #I’m excited to see what it becomes #and I can’t wait to force people to listen to it

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hexjulia · 7 days ago

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i don't even know what to say. Apparently my brother has been sending doja cat (singer) recipe links as instagram dms for literal YEARS now because he doesn't know an easy way to bookmark them in the app. Which led to an attempt to save recipes by just linking them to celebrities who he assumes aren't checking their dms anyways. this lifehack got him blocked by mac demarco and lorde however. Doja never blocked or responded so he just continued to use her inbox to save insta recipes. FOR YEARS.

#he didn't even get why it was funny he was 'just being practical' 😭#do you think doja's social media manager has been trying the recipes #my brother is a good cook who generally picks good recipes #REBLOGS OFF. dont tell doja.🚫🚫🚫 apparently isnt even uncommon people seem to love using celeb accounts this way. listening & learning.

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zillychu · 3 months ago

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everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

#genshin impact #venti #what am i cooking?? no idea #oh this isnt canon? dont care leave me alone #i remember thinking years ago how badass it would be to have to fight all the archons in reverse order once u get to celestia #like. not that they want to. but celestia or the heavenly principles control them not thru the gnosis but thru their thrones #dont. dont think about it too much i do NOT have enough brains to keep up with accurate lore details #i just want to see venti having lied about being the 'weakest' archon. that bitch has a fucking church theres no way. also gap moe is hhh #fitting to have your first major ally end up being a final-ish boss fight #zilly art

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spyglassrealms · 2 years ago

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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hinamie · 5 months ago

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matching eye horror for u and ur back-from-the-dead bestie <333

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notherpuppet · 7 months ago

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Good morning 🍎📻

#it’s radioapple week on twitter #idk how many I’ll be able to do #but I got a few in mind for some of the days!#hazbin hotel #radioapple #hazbin hotel fanart #my doods #liked by creator #alastor #lucifer hazbin #Lucifer Morningstar #lucifer gets sick of seeing alastor's gross breakfast #he makes him a meal #smiley face eggs and bacon #alastor *offended* prepares a gourmet breakfast out of spite #this has an unforeseen effect of awakening alastor's love for cooking #they begin to cook in the kitchen together #radioapple week

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ruporas · 9 months ago

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dragon meat, you, and me

#marcille donato #falin touden #farcille #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #tw blood #tw body horror #tw gore #as a normal farcille fan this revival has been on my mind since i first read it and getting to watch it is like yippee!!#like messy revivals are everything - the consequences that will haunt u for the rest of the time they are alive #the initial hopeful moments where it all seemed well but quickly descend to That not being the case - losing not only the bit of evidence #evidence that your dream may work out but also someone you deeply care about in the process… marcille my Beloved #ofc wholly thruout the journey - at the forefront of it - getting falin back was the most crucial point but so wuickly :(( it was lost #on the other end its crazy to think about the compoments of falin now - human - dragon (dungeon) - marcille’s magic and desperation #the food the crew cooked (digested) - she is made of many parts!!#also i did not realize how medical it feels to draw smth like this. i dont usually explore the inner parts or use a lot of blood #in my work so rendering everything and looking up refs it felt quite magical (?)#ruporas art

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draconym · 2 months ago

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Years ago my friends and I went to see Rocky Horror Picture Show at a community theater out in the middle of nowhere. After the show we stopped at an empty little diner to get pancakes, still dressed up in our shitty hot topic fishnets and thigh high plastic boots. Toward the end of the night, just before she gave us the check, our elderly waitress touched me on the shoulder and said "the cook back there thinks you're the most beautiful girl he's ever seen" and I looked over toward the kitchen door to see a terrified young man duck down from where he was peeking out of the round window. Not a day goes by that I don't think of that interaction.

#I can probably count on one hand the number of times a stranger has complimented my appearance.#I hope you're happy wherever you are small town diner cook

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chloesimaginationthings · 8 months ago

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