#it has such comedic potential

[awhoreintheory]

Peter in Gotham peeps I need someone to write the batfam realizing Peter is Not From This timeline/universe bc he used some stupid ass slang

Tim, got talked into trying to convince Peter to come home with them: listen, Peter. You're homeless and an orphan and I think I could help you—

Peter: Cap

Tim, who spends a frankly illegal amount of time with Bart + the Batfamily's absolutely batshit exploits:

Tim, narrowing his eyes: Yes... cap indeed...

[skipppppy]

Broke: Giovanni is Ash's father

Woke: Giovanni has mistakenly believed Ash was his hookup mistake for like a decade and is about to get the surprise of the century seeing that not only are they not related, but the employee he fired a few years ago for being too stupid is now living with him and being a more active father than he was

[stealth-black-leg]

Thinking about the Cross Guild/Strawhat Tripartite parallel.

You have the ever-lucky clown and the trickster god

the current greatest swordsman and the next in line

and the transgenders

[elany]

Yk what I want? I want a very early stages post canon labrumisu, but from Chilchuck's POV.

Imagine mister 'interparty romance is the devil' visiting court just to see these three circling each other like a pack of uniquely unhinged cats. And of course he sees it immediately, he's nothing if not perceptive and he's seen this happen so, so many times before. Kabru is hardly subtle in his fascination with Laios, who trusts him in turn more than nearly anybody else. He can see how close Mithrun and Kabru still are, even when there's little reason for the former captain to even stay in Melini. He can see where this is going. And he can see the disaster it's gonna end up in.

So he's just staring at them in horror, trying to figure out what in the world the dynamic here even is and glaring daggers at Kabru all the while for seemingly being the linchpin of this entire bullshit situation. King, his adviser and a fucking foreign noble?? Who thought THAT was a good idea! Is nobody else seeing this?? (no lol) Why is nobody objecting to this politically unsound love triangle that could literally ruin the kingdom they've only just established??

The anger! The distress! The despair when he first sees Laios getting all giddy when Mithrun so much as talks to him. Because hell, now he can't even blame the entire situation on one pretty boy insisting on having fingers in every possible pie, on political and personal level both!

And then they just. Quietly get together. All three of them. And Chil's just watching from the sidelines in complete bafflement because he's invented infinite worst case scenarios for how this will implode in all of their faces and destroy their friend group and topple the entire country and--

Instead they do. This. He'd be relieved if he wasn't so goddamn mad that he's spent months worrying about this shit just for them to resolve it in the least dramatic way possible.

Fuck this, he's taking a holiday.

[ducktracy]

fun cool animal fact: pigs have poor eyesight

even more fun, cooler animal fact: overzealous, (hopefully) unintentionally insensitive ducks will make fun of begrudging bespectacled pigs for their poor eyesight

even MORE fun, coolerer animal fact: ducks have very GOOD eyesight, so the fact that this seemingly does not apply to said overzealous, unintentionally insensitive duck means that he has extremely meager room to talk

and also Porky is colorblind. poor guy can’t catch a break

[phantomkapok]

happy valen time dey (it is valentines day today dude trust me dont check the date wai)

[shittymalevolentheadcanons]

so. i feel relatively confident in assuming arthur still has custody of his eyelids even with john having his eyes. additionally, we've seen plenty of evidence that arthur can't feel the parts of his body that john owns at all. with these assumptions in mind:

do you think arthur ever forgets to blink?

[stiffyck]

WAIT I got a THOUGHT about ARO SCAR.

He likes kissing people. It just feels nice. He likes kissing some of the hermits. He has asked multiple hermits if they wanna kiss. Most of them are very much used to it.

Now imagine if someone is a new member of hermitcraft and they're getting to know all the hermits better and scar randomly asks them if they wanna kiss. And their first thought is "does scar like me" and they gotta break it to him that they don't like him that way- and he has to go "Oh me neither, do you wanna kiss tho?"

[relicsongmel]

AA fandom has a strange tendency to pretend like Ema's canon crush on Miles doesn't exist (at least from what I've seen) but none of you will ever be able to convince me that Ema doesn't have dozens of Miles Edgeworth x Reader fics on her AO3. You only hate me because you know I'm right

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

cult leader!geto could fix you entirely but he could also make you sooooooooooo much worse

[lbhslefttiddie]

releasing these doodles into the wild bc actually this is like 60% of the creation process for mott just drawing a sy making a silly face and imagining the context for it

[indiainswiftland]

You know how in the TKC books they narrate the story orally so that allows the kids to interrupt each other and make funny remarks?

I think in the movie they should narrate the story in a reality show format. Like Modern Family. IT WILL BE SO FUCKING FUNNY

Imagine watching Carter confessions and him going: i'm not a violent person

CUT TO CARTER BEING FUCKING UNHINGED WHILE FIGHTING LEROY IN THE AIRPORT

[rainboneish]

every time i see a tiktok of someone taking care of their marino moss ball the zosan brain worms take over… but also ships aside image sanji (or Usopp, Nami or Robin as the green thumb having members of the crew) getting moss balls to keep on the sunny just to mess with Zoro

[thewillofdeez]

[Shanks just lost his arm and is practicing drawing his sword with his right hand even though he still carries it on his right side. He struggles to get it from his sheath and when he does it sends him stumbling. The crew is watching, amused.]

Yasopp: Shanks, for god's sake, just keep your sword on your left side!

Shanks: No! That's where my brother keeps his, and I'm not about to get mistaken for that asshole!

Crew: *blinking*

Roux: Your.....what?

Hongo: You have a brother?!

Shanks: Yeah, I've told you guys about Hanks.

Beckman: You sure as shit have not!!!

Shanks: Of course I have! You know, my evil twin who's a Celestial Dragon!

Crew: YOUR WHAT?!

Shanks: Did I....did I not mention that? 😬

[feroluce]

Crying imagining Gepard finally catching and cuffing Sampo, but Sampo isn't even distressed about it, he just looks up at Gepard with his big sad wet eyes and smarmy smirk like oh noooo, not the handcuuuuuuuffs, I'm helpless~

And Gepard is trying so so hard to not even look directly at him, his face is bright red as he tells himself to stay strong- do NOT think about the last time he arrested him when Sampo rode him and how good it felt, do not think about the arrest before that and how good he is at sucking dick, don't do it, don't do it, he's just going to use the distraction to make an escape again, stay strong Gepard, stay strong....!!!!

Smash cut to Gepard, pissed off and fuming and humiliated, as he sits cuffed to a bench with his own handcuffs while Sampo stands nearby, counting the money out of Gepard's wallet like "Man is this really all they pay you" JDKJSJDJD

[tennisthemedhatesex]

I understand why they did the tennis scene the way they did in the death note music and I enjoyed it but imagine how funny it would've been if they'd given the actors a tennis ball to hit back and forth but they sucked. Epic tennis scene but the ball flies off into the crowd and they just have to keep going.