#it has such comedic potential

[awhoreintheory]

Peter in Gotham peeps I need someone to write the batfam realizing Peter is Not From This timeline/universe bc he used some stupid ass slang

Tim, got talked into trying to convince Peter to come home with them: listen, Peter. You're homeless and an orphan and I think I could help you—

Peter: Cap

Tim, who spends a frankly illegal amount of time with Bart + the Batfamily's absolutely batshit exploits:

Tim, narrowing his eyes: Yes... cap indeed...

[skipppppy]

Broke: Giovanni is Ash's father

Woke: Giovanni has mistakenly believed Ash was his hookup mistake for like a decade and is about to get the surprise of the century seeing that not only are they not related, but the employee he fired a few years ago for being too stupid is now living with him and being a more active father than he was

[ghostybat]

Damian Wayne is pretty.

This is something that Dick, Jason, and Tim have learned to accept and begrudgingly deal with the consequences of.

Damian was bound to be attractive, what with having Bruce Wayne as a father and Talia al Ghul as a mother; there was no doubt in anyone's mind that he was going to grow up beautifully. And he did.

Long were the days of people cooing over him and telling him, 'Oh my God, you look so much like your father when he was your age.' By the time Damian hit 14 is when he really started to grow into his looks. The older he got, the more obvious it became who he took after.

Damian had inherited a lot from his mother, be it her laugh, her strength, or her flair for the dramatics (though if you were to ask her, she'd say he got it from Bruce). He had also inherited her slight and lean frame along with her height—an even 5'8". His green eyes are a given; however, the long lashes that framed them came from his father, along with his nose and eyebrows. The rest of him was all Talia, which made him look rather soft and delicate, something he was surprisingly never insecure about. He knew his strengths and what he was capable of, and if he happened to look like his mother, then so be it; she's a beautiful woman, and he's honored to have her resemblance.

Now, back to his brothers and how this affects them.

When one is pretty, one gets attention; however, not all of it is good attention. Because Damian has never really taken his looks into consideration, he is completely unaware of the effect he has on people.

This leaves Dick, Jason, and Tim having to deal with the weirdos and creeps trying to get too close to their baby brother.

[stealth-black-leg]

Thinking about the Cross Guild/Strawhat Tripartite parallel.

You have the ever-lucky clown and the trickster god

the current greatest swordsman and the next in line

and the transgenders

[cornsyrupfromhell]

[elany]

Yk what I want? I want a very early stages post canon labrumisu, but from Chilchuck's POV.

Imagine mister 'interparty romance is the devil' visiting court just to see these three circling each other like a pack of uniquely unhinged cats. And of course he sees it immediately, he's nothing if not perceptive and he's seen this happen so, so many times before. Kabru is hardly subtle in his fascination with Laios, who trusts him in turn more than nearly anybody else. He can see how close Mithrun and Kabru still are, even when there's little reason for the former captain to even stay in Melini. He can see where this is going. And he can see the disaster it's gonna end up in.

So he's just staring at them in horror, trying to figure out what in the world the dynamic here even is and glaring daggers at Kabru all the while for seemingly being the linchpin of this entire bullshit situation. King, his adviser and a fucking foreign noble?? Who thought THAT was a good idea! Is nobody else seeing this?? (no lol) Why is nobody objecting to this politically unsound love triangle that could literally ruin the kingdom they've only just established??

The anger! The distress! The despair when he first sees Laios getting all giddy when Mithrun so much as talks to him. Because hell, now he can't even blame the entire situation on one pretty boy insisting on having fingers in every possible pie, on political and personal level both!

And then they just. Quietly get together. All three of them. And Chil's just watching from the sidelines in complete bafflement because he's invented infinite worst case scenarios for how this will implode in all of their faces and destroy their friend group and topple the entire country and--

Instead they do. This. He'd be relieved if he wasn't so goddamn mad that he's spent months worrying about this shit just for them to resolve it in the least dramatic way possible.

Fuck this, he's taking a holiday.

[ducktracy]

fun cool animal fact: pigs have poor eyesight

even more fun, cooler animal fact: overzealous, (hopefully) unintentionally insensitive ducks will make fun of begrudging bespectacled pigs for their poor eyesight

even MORE fun, coolerer animal fact: ducks have very GOOD eyesight, so the fact that this seemingly does not apply to said overzealous, unintentionally insensitive duck means that he has extremely meager room to talk

and also Porky is colorblind. poor guy can’t catch a break

[phantomkapok]

happy valen time dey (it is valentines day today dude trust me dont check the date wai)

[shittymalevolentheadcanons]

so. i feel relatively confident in assuming arthur still has custody of his eyelids even with john having his eyes. additionally, we've seen plenty of evidence that arthur can't feel the parts of his body that john owns at all. with these assumptions in mind:

do you think arthur ever forgets to blink?

[stiffyck]

WAIT I got a THOUGHT about ARO SCAR.

He likes kissing people. It just feels nice. He likes kissing some of the hermits. He has asked multiple hermits if they wanna kiss. Most of them are very much used to it.

Now imagine if someone is a new member of hermitcraft and they're getting to know all the hermits better and scar randomly asks them if they wanna kiss. And their first thought is "does scar like me" and they gotta break it to him that they don't like him that way- and he has to go "Oh me neither, do you wanna kiss tho?"

[relicsongmel]

AA fandom has a strange tendency to pretend like Ema's canon crush on Miles doesn't exist (at least from what I've seen) but none of you will ever be able to convince me that Ema doesn't have dozens of Miles Edgeworth x Reader fics on her AO3. You only hate me because you know I'm right

[puccafangirl]

Imagine how hilarious it would be if one of the future season 7 episodes of Shaun the Sheep actually referenced this moment in Wallace and Gromit showing the Farmer driving off to gather some vegetables at the beginning while the flock start their own usual adventure? XD

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

cult leader!geto could fix you entirely but he could also make you sooooooooooo much worse

[lbhslefttiddie]

releasing these doodles into the wild bc actually this is like 60% of the creation process for mott just drawing a sy making a silly face and imagining the context for it

[indiainswiftland]

You know how in the TKC books they narrate the story orally so that allows the kids to interrupt each other and make funny remarks?

I think in the movie they should narrate the story in a reality show format. Like Modern Family. IT WILL BE SO FUCKING FUNNY

Imagine watching Carter confessions and him going: i'm not a violent person

CUT TO CARTER BEING FUCKING UNHINGED WHILE FIGHTING LEROY IN THE AIRPORT

[paradoxbeta]

EMOTICON BLAST

look at 12sg go expressing emotions!