#it happened on reddit

[eggbabey]

welcome reddit refugees

[pentapoxie]

(They are forcibly removed from the pool party)

[darkwood-sleddog]

The dog world is so allergic to “management” as a concept like “my dogs are fighting!” Separate them. “My dog runs off!” Leash them. “My dog is aggressive!” Muzzle him. “My dog destroys my house!” Put him in a secure area he can’t destroy stuff in. It is literally that easy.

[thevioletcaptain]

today dean fucked up 😪

[midnightcthulhu]

i put this pjackk poem into elevenai and something went very wrong. i've never heard it freak out like this, it sounds like the narrator is being forced to read @pjackk posts while undergoing an icepick lobotomy, which is also what i think hell will be like.

[gay-david-tennant]

Things that can put the fear of god into a tumblr user:

- commenting 'this post feels like it has 10k notes'

- telling OP you're investing in their posts

- tagging it as a heritage post or even tagging @hellsite-hall-of-fame

- writing the absolute worst take known to man in the comment section so OP can prepare for a week long argument taking place in their notes

- making OP realize that they made a penis typo and it's too late to correct it

EDIT: i had now four of those happening to me on this post and someone started to KUNGPOW PENIS ME! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME??!!?

these tags are now a reminder of a much simpler time when i was sheltered from the horrors of the world ⬇️

[arcanegifs]

made a reddit account, shared a few gifs, and now I’m shadowbanned smh 😂

[fiona-fififi]

"Eddie has to do so much work on himself before he'll be ready for a relationship, but Buck has grown so much and is ready for a serious relationship now, so they wouldn't make sense together."

Are you serious right now?

Buck dated a man for six months, they somehow barely knew one another in the end, he full body cringed at the idea of being in love with said man, then he basically called him a gay savior and asked him to move in.

If being perfectly mentally well is our measure, Buck is not ready for shit. Please.

That man wants to be in love so bad he is willing to sacrifice every part of himself to keep a partner he barely even knows and who clearly doesn't know him. He is terrified of dying alone and being left behind and that manifests as desperate clinging to any vague prospect that appears before him.

That is not healthy behavior.

They both need to work out their shit. But there is no reason they can't do that together.

Because even people who are not perfectly mentally healthy deserve love, actually.

[cpericardium]

[shmoo06]

Arm grabbing moments- I Do NOT Feel Safe | Reading Reddit Stories

[cleolinda]

The #RedditBlackout hashtag started trending on Twitter after the blackout began, with more than 4,238 tweets associated with the term as of Monday. Reddit was trending with more than 112,000 searches on the social media platform. Twitter users as early as 9 a.m. noticed that Reddit was experiencing technical issues. [...] Although the website resumed functioning almost two hours after the early reports of an outage, a coalition of Reddit moderators and users continue to engage in a standoff with the company Monday and Tuesday. More than 7,808 unique subreddits planned to participate in the blackout starting Monday, with the largest being r/funny, a community with more than 40 million users, according to an index by r/ModCoor. Around 7,260 subreddits are private as of Monday afternoon, according to a real-time stream of the protest on Twitch.

[math-memes]

[nyctibiius]

The first thing you should do when considering buying a new pet is — absolutely, without a fucking doubt — make sure that here’s a reliable 24/7 vet (within 20 minutes of you). I cannot stress this enough. Before you put any care at all into figuring out its needs, looking up price tags, or searching for breeders. And I don’t just mean google “vets in my area” and move on, I mean make sure.

Do they have surgical facilities? Are they equipped to care for the specific animal you’re getting? What times are they open? Not to mention, do they even accept the animal you’re planning on getting?

If I could imbue everyone on earth with a single piece of knowledge, at this very moment, it would be that (most) rodents and birds are very much considered “exotics” — especially beyond the US — and a good 75% of regular vets can’t care for them. Whether it’s due to lack of facilities, or just plain inexperience.

I know that many end up with animals through luck or happenstance, but a considerable number go into pet shops and buy animals with the frankly terrible (though often subconscious) notion that it just “won’t happen to them.” For your pet’s sake, don’t be one of them.

[apollos-boyfriend]

just remembered that last night i had a dream that an old captainsparklez tweet surfaced where he was like “yeah i was bisexual in college” and i while i have no substantial evidence i blame tommyinnit for this one

[ser-jorah-the-andal]

[cringefail-clown]