#it fucking hurts a Lot of nh god

[shoezuki]

My wrist is really fucked up today n it hurts like he'll but idk why. I hate it cuz like if I do something stupid then I can be like o ya won't do that again. But nah it jus wants to cause Pain.

[hiskillingjar]

Anal (Ren/MC)

wanted to do something vaguely more interesting for this one, but none of the boys are that interesting (in this space anyway). so uh. my personal trauma be upon ye?

day 13: anal second person. cw for rape

"HAH-HAH-HAH!"

You gasped in time with each of Ren's hard thrusts, his skinny hips roughly colliding with yours as he fucked you, his tail whipping to and fro rapidly, casting large, looming shadows in the low light of his bedroom.

His furry chest was pressed to your back, thick body hair damp and matting with sweat and other fluids as he clung onto you, one scarred arm wrapped tightly around your waist and the other holding your shoulder, his claws digging into your skin and leaving his mark on you (even more so than he was doing already).

You had been good all day. 

You had played the sweet and attentive pet, doing everything he asked of you, curling up in his lap as he watched all the new episodes of his shows, and not even flinching and shying away when he petted you.

You were being good. You were being so good.

You deserved goodness from him too, didn't you?

"Such a good girl," Ren crooned in a lazy murmur, his heavy head resting between your shoulder blades as he panted against your skin, the act obviously taking a lot out of him. "God, you feel so fucking good...fhhhh..."

You felt your body tighten around him, around his cock throbbing and leaking inside of you (no condom, he could have knocked you up after this, as far as you knew), as you shivered, your fingers curling in the blankets of his bed.

Your bed. Whoever it belonged to.

"You’re going, nh, r-really fast,” You whimpered quietly, your own pleading making you cringe, letting your own head sag down against the pillows. “Give me a second, please…”

Ren scoffed out an exhaused laugh, somehow pressing his claws deeper into your shoulder as he pulled you down his cock, forcing your sore folds to collide, roughly, with the initial swellings of his knot.

"GAH! No, come on, that's too much!"

“Mm, no can do, sweetie~" He murmured again, hooking his chin around your other shoulder as he pulled you closer. "But it is kind of your fault, you know? You just swallow me up too good, I can’t help but want to keep going and going and going..." He spoke in time with his pattern of thrusts, moaning and groaning in between your shrieks and whines, just growing tighter for him (just what he wanted, maybe it really was your fault). "Hhhhh, you're really so perfect, I kind of can't stand it..."

You whined at the rough pressure, feeling the hand on your shoulder reach around and palm at your chest, batting at it like you were just a toy for him to play with.

And you kind of were, if you thought about it too hard. 

That’s all you would ever be, now.

"Nmmff...R-Ren, I-I'd really like it if you...mm, slowed down." You said, putting a deliberately sweet, pleading tone to your voice, simpering for his mercy. "I-It might even feel better..."

"I don't think soooo..." He drawled with a mean titter, just groping you even harder, pulling his cock from your cunt entirely just to thrust back inside, making you shriek and cry out and tighten. "Sorry, babe, but I have to do something for myself every now and then, after giving you everything you want. You understand, right?"

Had you been in another headspace (a more disruptive headspace that made you stand up for yourself), you might have scoffed and rolled your eyes, but in this one, you just kept on shrieking and trying to pull away.

Even more so when he pulled out and lined the head of his cock with your puckering asshole.

"AH!" You cried out again as he pushed against it, your eyes shooting wide with alarm. "R-Ren, that's not-!"

"Stop struggling, I'm not going to hurt you." He scolded lightly, his fist curling firmly around your breast as he held you still. "Just relax, it'll feel good, don't worry..."

"No, nhh," You shook your head erratically, gritting your teeth as the muscles in your thighs tensed up, trying to push your hips forward, away from him, and tighten up so much that he couldn’t possibly breach you. "T-This doesn't feel good, Ren, stop-"

“Shh, shhh shh," Ren shushed you with a light click of his tongue. "Just let it happen, just let me-”

"I mean it, stop, hah," You cried out again as he pressed his thumb against the tight ring of muscle, working it (forcing it) open and pushing (really pushing, it was that much effort) his cock inside your asshole. 

You immedialy sucked a pained hiss through your teeth, trying to hold back a louder cry or, god help you, a scream. 

"Ahhh, hah, Ren, that hurts!" 

"Why do you have to make things so fucking hard?!" He then said harshly into your ear, his hips jerking forward again and forcing more of his cock into your ass (forcing another cry from your trembling lips). "Just fucking let it happen and stop being such a stuck-up bitch about it, would you?!"

"Why, hahhh," You moaned, cringing at the stinging, unfamiliar pain that was enough to make your eyes water and burn. "Why are you being so mean to me? I’ve been good all day…"

Ren let out a cooing, simpering sound, immediatly pulling back from his previous cruelty (coward that he was) and setting back into the role of the attentive kidnapper he liked to play.

"Oh, baby...being mean is the only way I can get anything I want." He explained, as if he were speaking to a child, condescending and carefully worded. "If I didn't push you now and then, I wouldn't get anything. And...hah," He exhaled hard as he somehow worked himself deeper, the length of it incredibly painful as the muscle was forced to adjust around him. "We...we have a really special relationship, don't we? I'm special to you."

You cringed again as you felt a bead of fluid run down your inner thigh.

That wasn't blood, was it? It couldn't be.

"Don't you want to have a special relationship with me?" He asked, finally letting go of your chest and pressing an apologetic kiss to the marks on your shoulder. "Aren't I special to you anymore?"

"I..." A unexpected stream of tears ran down your cheeks, a little whimper falling from your lips at the pain and relief of letting go. "I d-do have a special relationship with you." Your voice tripped on a little sob. "But, nh..."

"No buts." He chided again, whispering in your ear. "Just be a good girl and take it, okay? I won't even take that long, I promise..."

You sniffed hard and pushed your face into the pillows again, just wanting to hide from him.

Hide from everyone, if you had to.

"Please, just...get it over with then."

"Mm, you're the best, baby~"

[wangxianficfinder]

In the mood for...

Jan 22nd

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1. Hiiii!!!!!

This is for ITMF,

Like de aged tropes with little lan zhan or little Wei Ying being cuteeee with each other <3

Thanks a lot for all the hard work 💯

Hope you have a great new year ahead filled with love and happiness☺️☺️☺️ @ffaddictsrn

❤️ grow by cafecliche (T, 14k, WangXian, Age Regression/De-Aging, Character Study, Post-Canon)

no time for crying by Narci (T, 10k, WangXian, Wwx protection squad, Age Regression/De-Aging, Kid!WWX, kid!lsz, night hunt gone absolutely right, (lowkey golden core fix it), Fluff, Angst and Feels, Humor, Juniors)

i carry your heart with me by lulu_kitty (G, 12k, WangXian, Age Regression/De-Aging, Established Relationship, Post-Canon, Fluff and Angst, some knives but honestly this is mostly fluff, possessive littol a-zhan, wei ying may ONLY give attention to a-zhan, no one else it's the rule)

A Little Happiness by Suspicious_Popsicle (M, 20k, wangxian, Post-Canon, Age Regression/De-Aging, if you're looking at that last tag + the rating don't worry, the rating is only for the very end)

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2. Hi, do you have any fics that include or are entirety lan zhan pov? @chellsky

wide enough and wild by impossibletruths (E, 64k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Getting Together, Canonical Accidental Baby Acquisition, Families of Choice, References to Depression, Happy Ending, I Swear To God I’m Giving Them A Happy Ending, Overzealous Use Of Imagery, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Well Except WN But He Was Already Dead So, Fix-It of Sorts)

Obedient and Bellicose by thunderwear (T, 20k, Wangxian, Ella Enchanted AU, Canon Divergence, Fix-It, cursed LWJ, Angst with a Happy Ending, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Good brother LXC, LQR loves his nephews you cant change my mind, LWJ crying, Protective LXC, Pining, First Kiss, Love Confessions, Brief Depictions of Violence, meaning at least one of the people you really want to get stabbed does in fact get stabbed)

A Matter of Time by mrcformoso (E, 41k, wangxian, Time Travel Fix-It, POV LWJ, POV JC, Dark LWJ, LWJ goes crazy, Manipulation, Grooming, Except LWJ & WWX are physically the same age, but LWJ kept his 30 year old mind, Wangxian Get a Happy Ending, Consensual Underage Sex, Except problematic please read warning in first chapter, Blood and Violence, Insane LWJ, Manic LWJ, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, Conditioning, Come Eating, Come Swallowing, Anal Fingering, WWX is a Lán, Minor Character Death, Golden Core Reveal, Good Friend NHS, WWX Isn't Adopted by the Jiāngs, Abusive Jiang Family, Not Jiāng Family Friendly, POV NHS, Dark NHS, Anal Sex, Marathon Sex, Dual Cultivation, Horny Wangxian, QHJ Lives, LWJ Has a Big Dick, Self-Lubrication, WWX Self-Lubricates, Qíshān Wēn Indoctrination, Plot Twists, Porn With Plot, Sunshot Campaign, Not Lánlíng Jīn Sect Friendly, Scheming NHS, Manipulative NHS, BAMF LWJ, BAMF WWX, BAMF NHS, Burial Mounds Lore, Sentient Burial Mounds, Married Wangxian, Implied Mpreg, Adopted LSZ, Breathplay, Dark WWX, Yandere LWJ)

🔒 The Price of Old Wishes by SoManyJacks (E, 67k, WangXian, Minor canon divergence, Angst, POV LWJ, Depression, Suicidal Thoughts, Eventual Happy Ending, Eventual Smut, Slow Burn, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, semi-verbal!LWJ, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Implied/Referenced Suicide)

🔒 no new age by everythingispoetry (M, 146k, wangxian, LSZ & LWJ, LXC/JGY, LXC/NMJ, Canon Divergence, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Permanent Injury, Recovery, Disability, Parenthood, Character Study, Thirteen Years of WWX’s Death, Growing Up, Family Dynamics, Self-Discovery, Mental Health Issues, Grief/Mourning, Families of Choice, Developing Relationship)

the cycle of regret by KouriArashi (T, 14k, WangXian, Groundhog Day, Fix-It, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Alternate Canon)

A Narrow Bridge by FrameofMind, Jo Lasalle (Jo_Lasalle) (E, 700k, WangXian, Time Travel Fix-It, Canon Divergence, Slow Burn, Getting Together, First Time, Pining while fucking, Burial Mounds Settlement Days, Angst with a Happy Ending, CQL Verse, almost everybody lives/almost nobody dies, epistolary-ish, canon-ish side pairings, radishes)

body and soul by TooSel (E, 41k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, Fix-It, Marriage Proposal, Everyone Lives AU, Cultivation Sect Politics, Yílíng Wèi Sect AU, Adoption, Smut, Friends to Lovers, Angst with a Happy Ending)

🧡🔒Truth Will Out (when caught on video) - End_OTW_Racism! by KizuKatana (E, 151k, wangxian, WN & WWX & WQ, graphic depictions of violence, modern cultivation, canon divergence, YZY abuses WWX , caught on camera, partial core removal, WWX kicked out of Jiang sect, livestreamer WWX, meet ugly, dual cultivation, smut, no war, WIP) It includes large sections of Lan Wangji's perspective and POV. But the story is mostly from WWX's POV.

🧡🔒 rain falls and soaks into the earth series by RoseThorne (T, 53k, WangXian, WIP, Near Death Experience, Attempt Drowning, Madam Yu Bashing, Recovery, No war AU)

🔒 the thread may stretch or tangle but it will never break by RoseThorne (E, 91k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Soulmates, Self-Esteem Issues, Fix-It, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Nightmares, PTSD, Handfasting, Panic Attacks, Getting Together, First Time, Aftercare, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Implied/Referenced Torture, Scars, Chronic Pain, Golden Core Reveal, First Time, Switching, sex-related injury, LWJ Stays at the Burial Mounds, LSZ is a Wèi, Good Sibling JC, Dissociation, Burial Mounds Settlement Days)

🔒 Under the Fireworks by handwritten (onefromanotherworld) (G, 1k, wangxian, Fluff, Supportive WWX, Near Future)

In Imitation of Life by travelingneuritis (E, 70k, wangxian, modern cultivation, scifi au, android WWX, tone: neon seedy, rich people are bored and terrible, post-apocalyptoc landscape, happy ending, smut, severe major characger injury, time loss)

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3. i just saw a meme where it went;

MDZS: 📚

vs

MDZS if LWJ cried when WWX refused to come to Gusu with him: 📘

(if that makes sense)

sooo, is there any fics where LWJ starts crying and WWX just panics and yknow, canon divergence thing happens 🥺🫠

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4. IITMF some smut where the POV character tops. bonus points for bottomji and minimal kink, but I'm up for basically whatever.

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5. fics that highlight how everyone is enamoured by wwx's beauty/ yllz wwx's beauty+ wwx protection squad. @sonomaying

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6. Hello hello hello! In the mood for fics where Wei Ying or Lan Zhan have unusual professions? Or rather, professions which don’t commonly crop up in fic? Things like jewelers, mechanics, janitors, landscapers, authors, air host, etc. Avoiding more common fic jobs like police, coffee shop, florist, teacher, generic office worker, etc. Thanks!

Family Pictures (Or: “Mark Rothko is very, very dead, Wei Ying.”) by belleweather (M, 37k, wangxian, modern, Kid Fic, Post Mpreg, Cindarella Story, Mistaken Identity, Mistaken for Being in a Relationship, art conservator lwj, fake/mistaken cheating, no actual infidelity)

in the arms of the angel by ScarlettStorm (E, 37k, WangXian, Modern AU with Magic, Fox WWX, animal rescuer LWJ, Comedy, Smut, Getting Together, Hurt/Comfort, Adhd WWX, the mortifying ordeal of getting your head stuck in a peanut butter jar)

🔒paired wings soaring by typefortydeductions (E, 33k, WangXian, Modern, slice of life, domestic bliss, angst, fluff, smut, hurt/Comfort, kissing, bdsm, artist WWX, poetry translator LWJ, slight somnophilia) artist wwx, poetry translator lwj

Themes and Variations in F# Major by defractum (nyargles) (E, 18k, WangXian, Modern AU, Classical Music, Getting Together, POV Alternating, Long-Distance Friendship) lwj and wwx are both professional musicians

Covered in Bees by ScarlettStorm (T, 8k, WangXian, Modern AU, Beekeeping AU, For reasons, Meet-Cute, Comedy, Fluff, Bees, come for the flirting, stay for the bee facts, and the bee puns, kinkmeme fill, no actual kink) featuring beekeeper LWJ!

he gets under your skin by Skadiseven (M, 87k, WangXian, Inspired By While You Were Sleeping (1995), Modern AU, Accidental Engagement, Chicago (City), wangxian's tendency to self-sacrifice, Christmas, Mutual Pining, There's A LOT of Musical References, Slow Burn, Angst with a Happy Ending) Wei Ying works in ticket booth for Chicago's L but is a former writer while Lan Zhan is a doctor.

hurry down my chimney tonight by gusuvibes (G, 20k, WangXian, Modern AU, dad!lwj, WWX and JC are Santa's Elves, Holiday Setting, A-Yuan is too smart for his own good, Fluff and Humor, NHS is a pimp, but not literally, Happy Ending, Surprise Santas, Christmas) features jeweller Lan Zhan while Wei Ying is a photographer working as an elf for the holidays.

Falling to the Rhythm by Selenay (E, 128k, WangXian, Modern: No Powers, Dance, Strictly Come Dancing Fusion, Ballroom Dancing, Dancer!WWX, Violinist LWJ, Pining While Dancing, Oblivious WWX, Gratuitous Costume Descriptions, Gratuitous dancing descriptions, Slow Burn, [Podfic] Falling to the Rhythm by semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona)) features Wei Ying as a professional dancer on the show Strictly Come Dancing while Lan Zhan is a professional violinist.

Waiting for Spring by thievinghippo (E, 130k, WangXian, Modern AU, MLB AU, Baseball AU, Mutual Pining, Pining while fucking, slight angst, Happy Ending) has both Wei Ying and Lan Zhan as professional baseball players (WY is pitcher while LZ is catcher)

The Quiet Room by trickybonmot (M, 39k, WangXian, Modern AU, 1990s, Goth LWJ, Cellist LWJ, College Student WWX, House Hunting, Dating, Clubbing, San Francisco, Implied/Referenced Past Child Abuse, Mental Health Issues, Academic Disaster Aftermath, Getting Together, Repressed Teen Crushes to Strangers to Lovers, Homelessness, in the form of couch surfing, background NieLan) features DJ Lan Zhan!

Heat It Up! with Wei Ying by justpeace (T, 10k, WangXian, Modern AU, coworkers to dating, Getting Together, Chinese Food, racism that largely happens offscreen, workplace racism, toxic workplace environment, Workplace Relationship, food as a metaphor for racism, Humor, Happy Ending, Angst and Humor, food as a metaphor for flirting, References to Drugs, Alcohol, Asian-American Character) chef wei ying / has Wangxian as test kitchen chefs (cooks?)

grave goods by luckymarrow (E, 28k, wangxian, Grief/Mourning, Minor Character Death, Modern AU, mortician!wwx, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Established Relationship, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Marriage Proposal, abrupt tonal shifts, Tragicomedy, Comedy, Romance, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Adoption, Implied/Referenced Abuse, for lan parents, it's not described and is all backstory, Family Bonding, Family Dynamics, Married WangXian, brief daddy kink, the barest hint of consensual non-consent, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, BDSM) has WWX as a mortician, LWJ as an attorney (mind the tags)

🧡 Night of the Living History (an edutainment special!) by Aerlalaith (T, 51k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, Workplace Relationship, Fluff and Humor, Museums, living history, Some Plot, Slice of Life, Injury, a minor haunting) has them as employees at a living history cultivation museum

live from new york by varnes (E, 87k, wangxian, JYL/JZX, This is a SNL AU, however the juniors are featured and there are lots of shenanigans!, slow burn, friends to lovers, pining, getting together, happy ending)

💖 Pentimento. by orange_crushed (E, 73k, wangxian, modern, college/university au, art conservation, museums, pining, not actually unrequited love, angst w/ happy ending, misunderstandings, smut, major character injury, hospitalization, hurt/comfort, past incarceration, forgery)

Somewhere I Belong by athena_crikey (E, 20k, WangXian, Modern AU, Getting Together, First Time, Environmentalism, Nature, pilot WWX, scientist LWJ, ode to canadian north) Wei ying is a bush pilot and lan zhan is a chemical tester

Let the streetlights guide you homeby tellthemstories (M, 37k, wangxian, modern, UST, car racing, Mojo’s bookmark) and associated podfic. The boys are illegal street racers

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7. Itmf: Hello all! Does anyone know of any fics where Sizhui is angry with the cultivation world for killing his birth family? Especially if he points out to the Lans, his adopted family, how they took part in the siege that killed his birth family.

Symmetry by Vir_Abelasan (M, 13k, WangXian, LSZ & WWX, One-Sided ChengXian, One-Sided ChengZhui, Canon Divergence, LSZ is raised by wwx, Wwx still dies sorry, Revenge, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Dark LSZ, Manipulation, Power Imbalance, Torture, Not JC Friendly, JC’s Canonical 13 Years Murder Spree, BAMF LSZ, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, LSZ Gets to Go Apeshit)

Finding Balance series by Zombubble (T, 117k, JL & LSZ, LSZ & LWJ, LSZ & WWX, JL & LSZ & LJY, LXC & LSZ, LSZ & LJY, wangxian, Character Study, Canon Compliant, Mentions of Blood, Mentions of Violence, Mentions of Death, Grief, LSZ goes home to yiling and has emotions about it, Nightmares, angst with a hopeful but still kind of painful ending, Canon-Typical Violence, within a nightmare, injuries, Blood, LSZ has so much shit to work through, he'll be okay he's just riding the struggle bus, Yelling, argument, Conflict, Underage Drinking, slightly uncomfortable dinners, lets be real, they're in yunmeng, JC is there, LSZ is very aware of who he is, WWX is also there, this is not a formula for fluff, Light Angst, Happy Ending, JJC Being an Asshole, but not too bad, Anxiety, Grief/Mourning, Self-Reflection, Conflict Resolution, Internal Conflict, lots of talking, Lots of Thinking, LSZ-centric, Soft LQR, Collective Bargaining, LSZ accidentally incites a mini off-screen rebellion, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Angst with a Happy Ending, Post-Canon, mild panic attack)

💖 When has silence saved anyone? by Vrishchika (T, 6k, wangxian, LSZ & WWX & LWJ, post-canon, LXC critical, family feels, angry LWJ & LSZ, LXC gets scolded)

history by tongzhi (T, 15k, Background WangXian, LSZ-Centric, Post-Canon, Angst, Grief/Mourning, Hopeful Ending, Character Study)

this blood in my mouth by ShanaStoryteller (Not Rated, 3k, WangXian, LSZ & WWX & LWJ, Post-Canon, POV LXC)

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8. Hello! I was scrolling on ur page and saw the latest fic finder 7. its sounds interesting, it already has 2 fics under that ask so i came here for the next ITMF, is there any fic similar to that? wwx or lwj being teacher and married to eo, juniors being their students. Thank you in advance!

Due Process by Kytrin, Mslead (E, 279k, WangXian, XiChengSang, Poly Junior Quartet, Modern AU, Foxxian, dragonji, Genderfluid WWX, WWX identifies as male, Organized Crime, Grief/Mourning, Hurt/Comfort, mentions of child abuse, Angst with a Happy Ending, Found Family, Reincarnation) kinda? WX get together pretty quickly in the fic, and the Juniors are WWX's students

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9. Hello! For the next ITMF i was wondering if there’s any wlw wangxian where LWJ is characterized as a butch lesbian, thank you!!

an inch away from more (than just friends) by occultings (microcomets) (E, 15k, Female WangXian, Modern AU, Rule 63, Femslash, Lesbian Sex, Genderbending, Pining while fucking, sexuality exploration, Compulsory Heterosexuality, Friends to Lovers, Masturbation, Kissing, Cunnilingus, Vaginal Fingering, Getting Together, Swim Team, Diving, Pool Sex, Outdoor Sex, Jealousy)

Are you gonna be my girl by 74243 (E, 14k, Female WangXian, Modern AU, Established Relationship, Forced Feminization, Sadism, Dom/sub, Slut Shaming, Internalized Misogyny.... but like.... Make It Sexy, Humiliation, Semi-Public Sex, Exhibitionism, Painplay, Cock Warming, Genderplay, Vague sugardaddy LWJ vibes) this author actually writes a lot of butch lab zhan actually

sideways by vesna (mrsronweasley) (E, 20k, wangxian, F/F, Modern, Cisswap, butch dyke LWJ, Casual Sex, not so casual sex, many many orgasms, Fingerfucking, Cunnilingus, strap-on sex, So much kissing, WWX gets rekt, straight girl WWX, except for how she isn't)

here is the tag for butch lan zhan

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10. For the next itmf I’m looking for wangxian centric heavy angst preferably with happy ending but it’s not a requirement. I will take canon, au, arranged marriages, anything that brings sweet suffering @kanrax-blog

Common love isn't for us by feyburner (M, 7k, WangXian, Modern AU, Friends to Lovers, First Kiss, Making Out, Misunderstandings, Fluff and Angst, Happy Ending) this is a short modern AU but it almost always makes me tear up

🔒Salt to the Sea by Starmins (M, 31k, wangxian, JYL & WWX, modern, grief/mourning, roadtrips, canonical character death, love & loss)

134340 by silverclaw (M, 18k, WangXian, Space, Space Opera, Heavy Angst, Character Death, Grief/Mourning, Closure, Parallel Universes, Coco the robot, LWJ accidentally adopting creatures as he goes, LWJ also has a nose ring, The following are SPOILER tags, there are two lwjs and one of them dies, wwx mourning lwj, Hopeful Ending, in terms of closure and healing, parallel!lwj and wwx form a bond, mentions of captivity, dystopian themes)

Orchid Teeth by FairyGardenCorgis (E, 97k, WangXian, Fluff and Angst, Romance, dragon lwj, fox wwx, Chinese lore, Hurt/Comfort, Dark elements, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Explicit Sexual Content, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sexual Abuse, Starvation, Torture, Sexual Humiliation, Lesbian Sex, Sounding, kinda omorashi in chapter 16, proceed with caution guys, Gang Rape)

here comes your ghost again by yuer (vintageblueskies) (T, 4k, wangxian, WQ & WWX, post-canon, nightmares, embroidery, angst)

to remember names of plants series by detention_notes (T, 8k, wangxian, diary/journal, character study, angst, parenthood, pining, anger & fear, found family, grief/mourning, reminiscing, yearning, canonical character death)

Holding onto what remains of my life (it's slipping through my fingers) by Indrel (M, 3k, WangXian, Heavy Angst, Hurt No Comfort, Ambiguous/Open Ending, Child Death, Miscarriage, Mpreg, A/B/O Dynamics, Alpha LWJ, Omega WWX, Hurt WWX, POV LWJ, Protective LWJ, First Siege of the Burial Mounds, Blood) very heavy angst with an open ending, mind the tags

Concord by Deastar (T, 41k, WangXian, Arranged Marriage, Gūsū Lán Sect Rules, Depression, Canon Divergence, Angst with a Happy Ending)

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11. Ok folks! I'm in the mood for: your favorite NEWER (as is posted within the last year or so) fics where one or both of Wangxian say fuck gender. Any other details don't particularly matter, I just want some good ol' gender shenanigans

Keeping secrets by Winxhelina (T, 8k, wangxian, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Curses, Angst and Humor, CrossdressingLove Confessions, Kissing)

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12. Hi! For ITMF, is there a time travel fic where WWX raised young him or become young WWX's brother? Or WWX become Wei Cangze's brother/cousin/parent? Thank you! @idontknowwhattowriteforusername

In Another Life by SingingInTheRaiin (M, 21k, wangxian, time travel)

so when you go wherever it is you will go, take the moon with you by comforting_monachopsis (T, 121k, WWX & WWX, WWX & WQ, WWX & WN, wangxian, JC & WWX & JYL, past WWX/SS, past WWX/XY, canon divergence, time travel, dimension travel, modern, private investigator WWX, professor LWJ, trauma, serial killers, strangers to lovers, BAMF WWX, hurt WWX, WIP) this is a very liberal interpretation of what you asked for

MingYu by Fino_Al_Cielo (T, 89k, WWX & LWJ, YL WWX, yunmeng siblings, Fix-It of Sorts, Time Travel, Canon Divergence, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, PTSD, References to Depression, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Suicidal Thoughts, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn, Trauma)

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13. Hello! I am here with another ask.

I would like to read fics in which Lan Wangji straight up takes wwx to Gusu after his denial.

The scene goes like " Come back to Gusu with me"

" I refuse"

*straight up carries and takes back to Gusu*

Thank you @lostsoul234

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14. hello long time no request! im itmf a-yuan inheriting suibian. thank you for your hard work always ♥️

it's a long road but we're not alone by Stratisphyre (M, 61k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, Canon-Typical Violence, Parenthood, Grief/Mourning, Family Feels, Reunions, Golden Core Reveal, Background SL/XXC, Getting Together)

❤️ kick at the darkness ‘til it bleeds daylight by AlfAlfAlfAlfAlf, tardigradeschool (T, 75k, WangXian, Hurt/Comfort, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Eventual Happy Ending, Getting Together, Burial Mounds Settlement Days, Inspired by The Parent Trap (1998), Kid Fic, teen shenanigans, two a-yuans, Fluff and Angst, [Podfic] kick at the darkness 'til it bleeds daylight by contributor-sky (deepestbluesky), esbielle was also here (esbielle), glittercracker, GodOfLaundryBaskets, jellyfishfire, kisahawklin, Koontyme, Rionaa, semperfiona))

Just as the Snow Melts by draechaeli (T, 66k, WangXian, XuanLi, SongXiao, Everybody Lives, Canon Divergence) Its only mentioned not the focus of the story

hereditary series by yutro (G, 1k, LSZ & WWX, JC & WWX, JC & LSZ, wangxian, Found Family, WWX adopting LSZ, Or the other way around, childproofing a sword, JL is there but it's not about him, WWX is still dead, LWJ is not here but his presence is felt, no i don't know why suibian has not sealed itself don't ask me)

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15. ITMF WangXian fuck or die and/or sex pollen fics? Particularly ones where they are in a tense situation, like on a night hunt or maybe during the SSC. Oh! And prior to them confessing. So like, they are forced to woohoo before they know the other likes them too. Thank you!

Give You What You Like by Jo Lasalle (Jo_Lasalle)(E, 11k, WangXian, Fuck Or Die, Bad Guys Made Them Do It, Canon Divergence, angst with an eventual happy ending, First Time, Episode Related)

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16. Hi!! This is my first time sending a ITMF...Sorry if I do it wrong...

I just read fic 'All was well when you were still with me' by KoHITTSujiChan and the situation where Wangji was the one who punch Zixuan at CR is so hot..

Are they any fic where Wangji punch Zixuan because a)he want to protect Yanli or b)the idea of Wei Ying married anyone else make him angry

Thank you in advance... @chibiizzy

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17. ITMF a fic where the swords turn into Humans for some reason or maybe they just have a human form? Maybe some musing on wwx and the golden core but it’s not a must @zerokogane

🔒We’ll Build This House on Stone (Altars) by FluffyHippogriff (E, 264k, wangxian, angst w happy ending, romance, supernatural elements, friendship, old god LWJ, YLLZ WWX, hijinks & shenanigans, canonical character death, nonbinary character, nonbinary bichen, WIP) contains Bichen who can take human form.

🔒Intervention of Spirits by Vrishchika (T, 4k, WangXian, Pre-Relationship, Canon Divergence, Golden Core Reveal, WWX Has a New Golden Core) several of the swords have human(like) forms

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If you didn’t get an answer to your ask here, don’t forget to make use of @mdzs-kinkmeme and MDZS KINK MEME on Dreamwidth. Authors actually do use them for ideas. You may get what you order!***Your prompt doesn’t have to be kink! Fluff, crack, whatever - it’s all good!***

[llycaons]

1x03

part 1

obvi CR is very beautiful, the artists did a great job, but I'm intrigued by the date in the corner. does 'Xuan Zheng' refer to the emperor? according tobqjj, that's how they keep ttack of years. I was under the impression this wetting didn't have one. has one ever been mentioned?

anyway this is flahback-era. ylung and bright wwx. he even breaths differently

also I like the font they use. it suits the setting

NO JYL?! bullshit, man...

there has GOT to be a better translation for that. even "brother". 'bro' is FAR too informal. I KNOW they weren't calling each other bro!!!

god damn...they look real.silly with their big ol eyes

everything hurts

after seeing the drama it's kind of weird that there's only two of them. like you'd think one of the great clans would send a whole delegation

sure this is likely a biased account, and we know wwx works hard as a disciple and is mistreated by myu in LP...but god thia sounds like such a carefree life. oh to be living like a wastrel in lotus pier...

nhs's little warning abt lwj to wwx always sounded a little silly. sure I bet he's scary to the other kids but he IS still a 15 yr old boy

this rooftop scene is a lot more casual than the drama. like the drama aimed for maximum romance in every single flashback scene because it wouldn't have explicit get-together scenes, but the donghua stuck closer to the novel and leaned on implication and its looser censorship allowances for its finale

I don't dislike this rooftop scene, it's lind of nice to have more lighthearted moments, but I kind of miss the gravitas. not that the fight scene wasn't good tho

drawing these cute little illustrations for his heretical concepts...aww

wwx is so fucking smart he answered all those questions perfectly then only didn't answer the last bc he was thinking up an entirely new method nobody had ever tried before. 15 years old. unparalleled genius 🩷🩷🩷

ft. jc's despair 😭

its handy how the subs offer short translation notes. sure must make things easier for ppl new to the genre

this imagery of being underwater talking abt resentful wnergy will come back. this is a good show

okay it's 2:30 I'm crashing lol

[lvicevlk]

tag roundup because there are some good ones:

#THIS POST AND THE OP’S TAGS ARE WONDERFUL#CHEF’S KISS#literally this is so good and how i see all mdzs characters#i am deeply sympathetic for jgy and nmj but also the two of them both have valid reasons to not fuck with each other#i feel very bad for jgy and how he died and it was very unfair but also nhs absolutely has a reason to hate his guts#esp the ‘people think nhs was blind to how nmj treated him’#very much like. not how that works!#nhs loved his brother he grieves for his brother he is going to turn jgy’s own tactics against him#god the nmj parts of this post are getting me#nhs did not give a whole song and dance abt the nuances behind the saber spirit and how it is not easy to abandon ur family path#only for people to turn around and say ‘nmj could have just not done that’#like that’s not the point#that’s like saying at any point wwx couldn’t just stopped following the ghostly path#or jgy could’ve just stopped following his father#that’s not the point!!! who gives a fuck abt what a character can or cannot do#they can do anything! that doesn’t mean anything!#what matters is if they /would/ do something. would it make sense for them to do so.#jgy won’t give up his place in the family. wwx won’t stop cultivating guidao. nmj won’t give up the nie family cultivation.#they have other options but they are options they will not take#and that’s why these characters are so interesting and multi-dimensional and why i feel for basically all of them#mdzs (via @luobingmeis​)

#YES this is worded so perfectly#mdzs gives everyone brain worms because the actions of each character makes perfect sense in the context of the story#which makes it so easy to understand why they made the choices they did!#like that one picture review of the untamed ‘it’s a masterwork in character writing. youll never think of anything else again’#the untamed (via @tamakey​)

#OMG THIS#FREAKING ALL OF THIS#that's what I love about this story and why I get so frustrated with a part of fandom at times#these characters are DEEP and REALISTIC#if you put yourself in their pov then their actions Makes Sense#no matter how morally questionable or plain wrong they look from an objective perspective#no one is purely good or evil#they are HUMAN#and I can't help sympathize with almost everybody there#bc their decisions are understandable given their unique circumstances and even personalities#like how can ppl get mad at such a rich mess!!#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#mo dao zu shi (via @mostlikelytofangirl​)

#mdzs meta#YEAH. just. yeah. so much.#this is something that happens a lot when I talk about why I find a character sympathetic that. bugs me.#its that people will read all that and reply with. well that doesn't mean he didn't hurt X character w their actions!! and Im like ??#yes bitch I /know/ that's why I literally never said 'everyone they hurt should forgive them' or even should have considered their#perspective or the fact that they were having a hard time NO lmao?? Im just saying from a. readerly. narrative standpoint!#understanding why the character did what they did/how they're conceptually sympathetic/how they reason to themselves#is important to understanding them AND much more interesting as a take then ''just an asshole for no good reason ''#but I just wish. it was easier to talk about why someone is like that™ in a. thinking fun analysis thoughts. way. without people jumping to#reply ''well that doesn't make it ok though!'' like. I never said that and in fact thats not the point at ALL#also mood OP your tags - I relate to JGY a lot more overall but one thing like#if someone pulled the novel verse fake suicide JGY does I too would literally never trust anything they said or did again much less#let them appeal to *any* sense of sympathy or desperation like. no no no that is allowed one (1) time & then idgaf why u did it. NEVER AGAIN (via @woobifiedvillain​)

#and that's how i can be an apologist or characters who are seemingly diametrically opposed#i always laugh a little whenever people turn sympathy of jgy into hate of huaisang becuase he 'should have realized nmj was mistreating him#if someone killed one of my siblings nuance is going out of the window for me too sorry y'all#complaining and whining about fandom#only a little bit tho#mdzs#nie huaisang#nie mingjue#meng yao#jin guangyao  (via OP)

See the thing about me is that I do care about characters' morality but it's more in the sense of wanting to understand their moral framework and why they take the actions they do. And because of that i'm always sympathetic to morally grey characters and try to look at things from their perspective, but I don't expect the other characters in the story- who unlike me are actually affected by each other's actions- to feel the same way.

For example, I care deeply about nie mingjue and the inherent tragedy of how he's been trapped by his own circumsances and his genuine will to do the right thing and can see how his reliance on punitive justice was created by the environment he's grown up in and the responsibility he holds towards his people and i don't think, in any stretch of the word, that he deserved to die or that it was in fact necessary to kill him.

However i do not except jin guangyao, guy who was just kicked down the stairs, to see all the nuances here.

In the same sense, i can see how jgy's "self preservation above all else" mindset was forged by a world that expected him to die for their convenience how his avoidance of accounability for his actions was created out of necessity because any punishment levied against him would be disporportionate due to his heritage. How punishing him wouldn't actually make the world a better place or him a better person and how his violence is always reactive and that as long as he feels safe eneough to do so, the thing that he really wants to do is help people.

But I don't expect Huaisang, guy whose brother just got murdered, to give a fuck about any of that.

And I think this is why I'm annoyed with a lot of "is [insert character] a good/bad person" discourse because a lot of it gets framed as "If A is bad, the other characters in universe should hate them. If A is good, the other characters should be sympathetic to them, and if they're not then they're bad." And that is just... not how this works.

[crocutaborealis]

So I fucked up pretty bad with the angle grinder the other day and had to take my first (and hopefully last) ride in the air ambulance. This made me realise a few things:

1) we are extremely lucky to have the NHS.

2) they are stretched to absolute breaking point, so for fucks sake don't get hurt.

3) if you are not in a city, you are a long way from help, and effectively on your own for possibly a long time, so for fucks sake don't get hurt. Thank God for trauma packs and first aid training.

4). Power tools will take you from A-OK to tits up very quickly, so pay attention to what your doing and don't cut corners. Seriously we all like a whine about excessive health and safety but every line of that stuff is written in blood.

5) non-country people have zero conception of how dangerous agriculture, forestry etc. Are. We spend a lot of time using godless hell-engines with an absolute thirst for blood, and quite often they tear us to shreds. There is a reason for all those "farmer kept working after arm torn off" stories, and it's that that is just how life is in the sticks.

[chippedaxe]

Could you do hcs of the characters fucking ur throat? And could I be 🕶 anon? <3 tysm

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Title: Throat fucking hc's

Warnings: NSFW (Minors DNI), Sub reader, gagging, praise, degrading, hair pulling, bit of rope bunny content, degrading names like slut are used. (Unedited)

Pronouns: They/Them, non specified genitalia.

Synopsis: The mcyt's fuck your throat.

Word count: 1.3k

Note: Hi anons! I hope that its alright that I put both of your asks together, it's just that they were so similar and it was easier to just do it like this <3

* Also welcome 🕶 anon !!

|| sorry I didn’t update for like 2 days or smth, I was tired and didn’t feel like writing at the time||

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c! Dream

- Your hands groped at his thighs as you pushed your head onto his throbbing cock, you gagged a little bit as the tip of his penis touched the back of your throat. You tried to move your head but he was just too big for you, Dream looked down at your face and bucked his hips.

- You gagged hard to the point where it made your eyes well up with tears, Dream smirked as he looked down at you "Too much for you?" you try to shake your head but can't "Oh that's right, can't talk with your mouth full, can you?" Dream shrugs and puts one of his hands on the back of your head.

- He grabs your head and starts to fuck your face with his cock, it hurt your throat a lot and you knew talking would be hard over the next couple of days "fuck.. So good.." you felt the praise go down to your core, your throat being abused like this really made you feel something new.. You dug your nails into his thighs as you felt yourself cum just from getting used, Dream pulled out and released most of his cum onto your face "What- what happened, baby? Your nails hurt like hell, should I tone it down next time?" Dream comforted you.

- "N- nh..." you shook your head and gestured towards your crotch "I came" you were barely able to get the words out "Really? Shit, you're really a dirty whore.. Just for me, huh?" Dream caressed your face.

c! Sapnap

- "Oh fuck.." Sapnap hissed as your mouth felt amazing around his cock, you closed your eyes and was planning to just give him the regular head that he was used to by now but he felt indifferent as his hand came up to tug on your hair.

- You were sure that his actions weren't intentional, he must just be lost in the pleasure to realize what he's doing to you. You choked a bit as the tip of his penis hit the back of your throat "God.." he bucked his hips up and you had to stop yourself from throwing up, your hands tapped his leg to get him to be more gentle but he looked down at you "You can take it, can't you?" Sapnap pouted.

- You glanced away before looking back at him and showing him a thumbs up "I knew you could do it.." he continued back up, your jaw was hurting and your throat felt all hot and irritated. You suddenly felt yourself tingle down there and your eyes widened, were you seriously getting off to this?!?

- You came as you were sucking on his cock, your eyes rolling into the back of your head which Sapnap instantly knew was a sign that you were having an orgasm. He groaned at the sight before cumming down your throat and making you spit it up "That was the hottest fucking thing I've ever seen, cumming from getting face fucked?" Sapnap grinned.

- Your throat did not find his words very amusing.

c! George

- He didn’t mean to do what he did, it just felt too good for him.. his head was tilted all the way back and his hips kept moving up to thrust inside your mouth, you hollowed your cheeks and tried to pin his hips to the bed but he just jerked up.

- You gasped and your eyes widened when his sudden jerk made his cock go even deeper into your mouth, it stung your throat and it felt as if you had just swallowed a fork or something. It didn’t bother you but it did make your throat feel uncomfortable as he was fucking your face.

- Your hands were basically bruising his hips to keep them strained down against the bed, the way he was desperately fucking your mouth and not even noticing your pain made you feel a little bit hornier. You felt him throb in your mouth, your jaw was slack and there was so much drool dripping down your chin.

- You gagged when you suddenly came, George came right after and you had to quickly spit out his cum “s-sorry!!” George apologised, “j-just.. came” your voice sounded a bit coarse “you came just from that??” George was surprised “yeah, you just looked too hot like that, couldn’t help myself” you teased.

c! Eret

- Eret had you between her legs while she sat on the throne, his hands were entangled in your hair as your head bobbed up and down “that feels so good, baby..” Eret cooed. Your mouth forcibly opened up even wider so that Eret’s penis could fit inside.

- Your own spit started to leak down your chin, Eret noticed and smirked, their hand reached down to wipe the spit. You loved the sight above you as you gave this man head, they grunted and then placed her arms on your shoulders. You didn’t expect what came next but it’s not like it worried you.

- He held you still and started to fuck into your mouth, her cock sliding in and out. It started to hit against the back of your throat, the way she praised you while straining your throat was honestly really arousing. You clenched your thighs together and let out a small choked moan as you just happened to have a small orgasm.

- Eret pulled out just enough so you were able to speak “Honey, is that what I thought it was? Did my baby just cum from sucking my dick?”

c! Karl

- Karl had started to roll his hips against your mouth, his cock sliding against your tongue. He had normally always been such a sweet whiny boy while given head but I guess he was just a little too impatient today.

- He hated how slow you were going so he just started to take control, he grabbed the back of your head and just started to fuck your face without much thought to it. Unexpectedly you got off faster than he did just from that, he had never taken such charge so it was a big change and it affected you a lot.

- You came, your hand going down to palm yourself as you had a surprise orgasm. Karl came quickly after, you swallowed down what you could and let the rest of it just drip down your face. “I can’t believe I just came from that” you spoke out loud “you did??”

c! Punz

- He had you tied up with your hands bound so you had to use your mouth, you knelt down and opened your mouth up for him “go on. Suck.” He beckoned you closer but you didn’t both to move. You weren’t sure what was going through your head at the time but you sure as hell knew that it’s consequences were high.

- He started to immediately rail your mouth, his hands gripping at your hair and using your hair to move your head. You were choking and gagging on his cock but he didn’t care, tears streamed down your face from the feeling of his huge penis just destroying your throat.

- you felt shameful as you came right there and then from him destroying your mouth, you closed your eyes and hoped he wouldn’t notice “you’re such a little slut, think I wouldn’t notice? You know the rules baby, you’re not allowed to cum without permission..” Punz reminded you.

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[righteousinadversity]

Hi for the ask game, can I ask a reverse question? What are tropes/ships you really like, tropes/ships that you can tolerate, tropes/ships that are instant no's? Is there a trope you do like, but the way it is handled makes you not want to risk it anymore?

Oh, this should be fun!

Tropes/Ships I absolutely adore I am pretty cool with any which way ships other than Wangxian go, as long as they're not in my hard no, so I don't think there's any I really adore?

BAMF Wei Wuxian: Gods I love this so much. Wei Wuxian is canonically such a badass, and fics that celebrate that are just absolute gold!

No War AU: Look, I just want Wangxian to slowly fall in love without everything going to hell. Night hunting, taking names, being adorable in love. This goes as a staple for all no golden-core transfer, no sunshot campaigns, wens aren't assholes, etc.

WWX is adored and respected: I am a huge simp for the man, so really that's not a goddamn surprise. This ties in with the no war AU, and also any AU that happen not in the canon universe.

Post-Canon Fluff: The established relationship between Wangxian is absolutely the best. Both of them are so in love with each other, going on dates, just being so fond of each other.

Rogue Cultivator WWX: Same with any fic that has him not being raised by Jiangs. I am a particular simp for BSSR raising WWX. There is also so much potential for Wangxian fluff! I don't think I have a list for tropes or ships I tolerate, I am basically good with anything not on my hard no list.

Tropes/Ships That Are Instant No's These tropes are absolute no's for me, and even if they are paired with tropes I adore, I will probably avoid them.

Twin Prides of Yunmeng: And all variations. Absolutely don't care for it. Literally, a huge red sign for me to turn away.

Any trope sympathetic to JC/YZY/JGY: I have no love for any of these characters. This means JC needs a hug, good parent YZY, Good Guy JGY etc are all tropes I avoid.

OOC WWX: Every variation of it. Weak WWX (Specifically, helpless WWX in the entire fic, not like one scene). WWX with self-esteem issues is a huge no. WWX who blames himself or drowns in guilt? Don't care for it. WWX who thinks himself unworthy of LWJ's love? Nope. Oblivious WWX? Don't want it at all.

LWJ fucks: Yeah just... no. The same goes for WWX.

JC/anyone, especially WQ: Look, if JC is shipped with WQ, LXC, NHS, WN, LJY etc, it's almost guaranteed that it's going to cast him in a good light. So I avoid them instantly.

Any fic with unnecessary angst between Wangxian is also huge no's for me.

Tropes That I do Like, But Avoid due to Popular takes on them Fics like these are ones I do like but am very picky abt their execution, so nowadays I only read ones recced by friends and people I trust.

Time Travel: Yeah so I really do like Time travel fics, but they all usually end up with tropes previously mentioned in the instant no's so... I want a settled WWX to be stuck back in time (if post canon WWX chooses to travel back in time, it's an instant no) without OOC JC or Good Parent YZY. I want LWJ to travel back in time, and fluster his husband as he does in the future. Basically, I just want Wangxian without all the annoying side characters. Ooh also, WQ and WN being alive and well!!!

DarkJi: A lot of these fics just devolve into OOC WWX, which as I have mentioned, I dislike very much. Also, I'll probably avoid manipulative LWJ who solely wants to keep WWX as his too, bcoz, for me, LWJ is thrilled to be able to be friends with WWX, and wants WWX to feel no obligation to return his feelings or be his. That being said, pls give me the canon LWJ who turned his sword against his own sect elders who sought to hurt WWX, but also left with them bcoz WWX told him to. Give me LWJ who will cut JC if he looks at his husband wrong.

BM era Fix it fics, including Yiling Wei AUs: Yeah... this one's pretty obvious if you know me. I have ranted multiple times abt this on here. But almost every fix-it is either, the sects didn't know, JC is a caring brother, the Jins are the only evil, WWX needs to be saved from himself, all of which makes me want to gauge my eyes out. Give me WWX and the Wens living as a family without JC butting in. Give me them growing as a community without the help of the sects, because they didn't help. Give me Yiling Wei Sect that stands on its own. Give me WWX living his farmer's fantasy. Give me A-Yuan growing with his family. Give me Wangxian with slow falling in love.

However, I should say that, at the end of the day, I'm a lot more concerned about the characterization than the tropes. I don't think I'd be this picky if there wasn't such prevalent fanon going around but 🤷‍♀️ It is what it is.

This is especially true abt WWX and LWJ's characterization. I am very picky about that, because there are so rare few that don't fall into fanon characterization.

[godsfavefemboy]

Ok so I had this really long monologue detailing all the reasons you were wrong but as I was saving it to go eat dinner, my phone died, and I can't seem to recover it. So let's try it all again while glossing over less important points.

I reblogged from you because thats where I saw it. You still haven't debunked me on anything, you just say stupid shit and mic drop while pretending it was deep. It was as deep as I was in your mother last night. That is not at all, because I'm 15, and your mother is unattractive.

Fatphobia exists. Simple as. It's not complicated. Being fat is heavily stigmatized, because it's often associated with laziness or greed and excess. These can be contributing factors to weight gain, but if everything is laced with as much fat, sugar and calories, it would be very difficult to not gain weight. Harvard health and the UK's NHS both have articles about why obesity is rising. But just being fat, not even an unhealthy, obese level of fat, is stigmatized and discouraged, mainly because of unrealistic beauty standards of today's culture. And no sane person ever said it was a genocide.

Your next point about why pregnancy is discouraged is wrong. You only mentioned putting on weight and physical effects of pregnancy, but I'm still happy to address the other points you bring up.

Kids are a drain on your resources. They cost money to feed, clothe, and pay everything else for. They're expensive as fuck. Especially if you want your child to be happy. Even the bare minimum is a lot. Do you know how much nappies cost? Saying that they aren't expensive is a straight up lie. Which honestly is about par for the course with you.

Also kids are a lot of work. They take time. And the media doesn't discourage having kids for that reason. They just kinda say "hey, if you wanna have kids, you gotta be ready for a lot of work on top of work that you probably already do." It's less discouragement, more of like a warning to think ahead. And the media praises working moms. They don't say you have to give up all your dreams and aspirations forever. They just say, "you gotta either work harder or give up some of the workload."

I didn't say that the media discourages having kids. And none of these points are points against having kids. They simply give the full story so that people can make an informed decision. The media doesn't discourage motherhood. It just doesn't glorify it and put it on this weird pedestal as if it's the best thing you could do with your life.

Also the Institute for family studies is not a credible source.

This calls out the scare language that both you and your source use, to appeal to emotion and not fact. You're gonna have to try again, and try harder.

The anon, who you keep calling a troll in a pathetic attempt to discredit their opinions, did nothing wrong. You can't just say my opinion doesn't count because it hurts your feelings or in your opinion, sucks. That's not how arguments work.

You have to actually disprove my opinion. And you can't disprove the philosophical ideology that I subscribe to, because you can't prove that the universe cares about anything.

Of course I expect you to say "but god tho". But that will require that a god exists, which you would then have to prove. In turn you would need to prove that it's your god and not anyone else's, and then you would have to prove that he did everything he said he did in the bible. And frankly, if you can prove that, I would say that you are right about everything and go back to being a Roman Catholic Christian.

Now explain exactly how the anon disrespected themself, the OP, and their mother. Cause I still don't get why it's disrespectful to just share opinions.

Do tell where you got this superpower of fucking telepathy. I am so curious as to how you think that you are more of an expert on me than myself. Tell me exactly what makes you more knowledgeable about me than myself.

You do want me to define disrespect for you? I don't know but you're still using it in a way that implies that anon stating their opinion is disrespectful, which is just incorrect. So here.

I don't care how much therapy costs, because I don't think I need it. Even if it is cheap, I won't be able to pay for it and make time to attend it, even when I can access it. I will have to pay for accommodation, food, college etc., while attending college and holding probably multiple full time jobs.

I know for a fact that other people have it worse. There are people forced out of their homes, countries, families. There's war. Pain. Exploitation. Racism. Sexism. It's illegal to be trans in most of the states. Theres sickness and disability. A very good friend of mine has CRPS, a chronic pain condition that affects her legs and often confines her to crutches. I don't know about you, but I think that to only worry or care about myself, without considering the suffering of other people all over the world, wouldn't just be downright immoral. It would be cruel. It would be heinous. It would be inhumane.

And again, you don't have any way of knowing what I know or think. So stop pretending that you can see into the minds of anyone else. Everyone knows you're lying. And everyone thinks it's super weird.

I actually had to look up intimated. Its kinda sad that I have to consider whether you actually knew the word, or whether you searched for fancy synonyms of the word claim, to make you sound smart. I don't really care.

There is no such thing as less of a woman. No one is less of a woman than any other woman. Trans women are women. Cis women are women. Butch lesbians are women. Women with kids are women. Women without kids are women. There is no such thing as less of a woman. There is no peak woman who is more of a woman than every other woman. That's not a thing. If anon thinks that, they're wrong. If OP thinks that, they're wrong. If you think that, you would be wrong.

All my opinions are made up. That's how opinions work. They form. I didn't jump out of the womb, screaming about "redistributing wealth through socialism" and ACAB and atheism.

Thats the difference between us. I formed my own opinions with my own brain. You had your opinions hammered into your brain through your ears by priests and pastors, a demographic of people known for committing 1/5 of sex crimes against kids in the US.

Maybe recheck that "word salad" that you dismissed out of hand. If you actually read it you might realise that that's actually a paragraph of examples from his own autobiography, that show that if your god exists, he is a psychopathic, narcissistic, sadistic monster, and that if he's even capable of love, it absolutely comes with strings attached.

I have repeatedly attacked your personality, but I used a point along with that attack. If you say that I'm a liar and that Im a bad person and make that the full argument, that is an ad homminum.

I said "This opinion and the people who have this opinion are bad and here's why".

You said "I don't like this person and I think he's a liar and a bad person and that's why I think he's wrong". See the difference? I presented an argument along with the insult. You just said that attacking my personality is basically the same as attacking my point.

Of course I tell lies. I tell my friends I slept great last night or that I've eaten today. I tell children that Santa exists. Proving that I lied about something completely different, lends nothing to the validity of your argument.

You still haven't made me out to be a liar. Not even vaguely.

I don't actually care what people value. I just think it's stupid that people value things just because a guy they made up told them to. Or someone in their lives told them that they should value it. I don't know what "black pilled nihilism" is, but I definitely know that I'm not one. Because I am not a nihilist. I am an absurdist. These are two different things. This is absurdism in a nutshell.

This is different from nihilism. This is nihilism in a nutshell.

You should do more research into moral philosophy, it's an interesting area.

Then you say it's "dumb to say that what is important to other people, especially people who know better than me, isn't important". That's a bold claim to make that implies a lot of things off the bat.

Firstly, that you know better than me. That's just dumb because based on this post, I can assume you know nothing at all.

Secondly, prove that it's important. Without saying "but god tho". Because that counts for as much as shooting a gun at the moon, in an attempt to kill every star in the night sky.(that was a metaphor just so you know. I know you aren't very good with metaphor, so I decided to just explain it so that you would have no way of misinterpreting it in your next reblog) That is to say, it counts for nothing.

And then third, prove that it is dumb to say that. That would involve disproving a pretty well established moral philosophy, which is basically impossible. And even if it was possible, I doubt that you have enough introspection to be able to disprove it.

Then you just say the universe isn't indifferent. Ok. Prove that.

Next you say to make your own meaning, which leads me to believe that you are an existentialist, presumably without knowing it.

I know I will be remembered by the people around me. But in a thousand years, or when the human race gets fried by an asteroid or whatever, nothing I have ever done will result in a significant impact. Nothing any of us do will result in a significant impact. Because the world will die, the Human race will disappear, the universe will break down into entropy and none of it will matter or count for anything at all.

But you seem to be thinking of it very pessimistically. As if it's a bad thing. It's not a call to do nothing because it won't matter. It's a call to do whatever you like, within your moral standards, because it won't matter. As long as no other person is suffering because of something you do, it's ok. I could fuckin skip around in a knee length dress and sing and pick flowers, and it wouldn't matter. Because one day I would be forgotten, and everyone who ever knew me would die. My name and the essence of myself lost to time.

Be sad, make art, be who you like, how you like. Society won't remember me. Society won't remember Donald trump in 20 000 years. They will have certainly forgotten about me by then.

Also malicious is an adjective. You used it as a noun that applies to someone. You should have said that I am "filled with malice".

It's really sad. It's like you've locked yourself in this box of cognitive dissonance, to protect yourself from new ideas. Because the most difficult thing for you to do is change. Especially when you don't understand. I feel sorry for you. And I know that you will die clutching to the idea that you are right. But I can still hope that you get the self awareness to at least consider that maybe, you might be wrong. And if you do maybe you can take a look around and realise that the people locked in the box with you, are feeding off of your negativity, bitterness, and self pity, and amplifying it.

Lmaooo I'd rather keep my 20 inch waist than get pregnant. Have fun packing on all the pounds and being too depressed to satisfy your man by the time you have your 6th child though ✨️

You have every right to choose not to get pregnant. I hope you find the happiness you are looking for 🫶🏻

[canary3d-obsessed]

Restless Rewatch: The Untamed Episode 21, part one

(Masterpost) (Other Canary Stuff) (Previous Post)

Warning: Spoilers for All 50 Episodes!

Reunions

All together in The Unclean Realm, The Yunmeng trio find a spot inside where they can sit down and have a proper Yanli-Wuxian reunion, while Jiang Cheng sits across the table watching them. 

For years Jiang Cheng has been rejecting Wei Wuxian's free and easy affection; now Yanli might be the only person Wei Wuxian offers to hug until Wen Yuan comes into his life.

Jiang Cheng is really going through it. He'll do nearly anything for Yanli--except, uh, stay in the goddamn inn with her when she's sick and the Wens are hunting them--and what makes her happiest is Wei Wuxian. He's brought them together, and so he's happy, even though he's excluded from their dynamic. This absolutely fucking kills me.

Here Jiang Yanli and Wei Wuxian are sweetly pledging to always keep the trio together and put each other first. Neither of them will keep this promise. 

Wei Wuxian will leave first, to take the Wens to the Burial Mounds. Jiang Yanli will leave second, staying in Lanling at Jin Zixuan's request instead of accompanying Jiang Cheng to retrieve Wei Wuxian. Jiang Cheng will be the last to let go.

(more after the cut)

Nie Huaisang comes literally running in, filled with joy at Wei Wuxian's return. When he goes to pat his shoulder Wei Wuxian flinches away.

I feel like something important is happening in this rapid sequence of glances and expressions between Wei Wuxian and Nie Huaisang. NHS is startled, and WWX realizes he's shown something about himself that he didn't want to show. He glances at Jiang Cheng and back at NHS before laughing and covering his slip with a squeeze of NHS’s hand.

NHS switches from shocked to cheerful just as quickly, helping with the coverup. It’s like they have a quick mutual agreement, rooted in their history of shared shenanigans, to not point out that something is wrong.

Meanwhile, Lan Wangji is wandering around the grounds, having feelings. At this point it's presumably been at least a couple of weeks since their breakup fight. 

He sees Wei Wuxian sitting contemplating his flute, and as he sees him he goes from sort of neutrally apprehensive to full on angry judging, complete with sword clenching. 

Part of this may be that his feelings are hurt over their fight, but the larger issue is his distress over Wei Wuxian's apparent heretical cultivation.  That, at any rate, is what's on his mind when he's selecting music, later in the episode, and when he's selecting flashbacks. 

Party Time

Later, the Nies host an excruciating party to celebrate Wei Wuxian's slaughter of Wen Chao return. Jiang Yanli is sharing a table with Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng is sharing a table with his crippling social anxiety. 

Everyone starts grilling Wei Wuxian about his sword, because that's suddenly all anybody cares about even though Jiang Yanli, Nie Huaisang, Meng Yao, and probably plenty of other people don't carry swords most of the time.

Wei Wuxian says "after the Wens caught me, Wen Zhuliu crushed my core, so I can't use my sword any more, too bad so sad, can we change the subject?" And everyone is very understanding and admires his resiliency. HA HA HA HA HA. Of course he doesn't opt for that simple lie, but instead mopes audibly without saying anything.

Nie Huasiang tries to change the subject by asking how he killed Wen Chao. Apparently "I had a sexy ghost mostly flay him" isn't good party chat, though, so neither Wei Wuxian nor Jiang Cheng opts to tell the story. 

Everyone lapses into awkward silence, all the more noticeable because there are no dancers, musicians, or entertainers of any kind at this event. OP has gone to audit-kickoff meetings that were more fun than cultivator banquets.

Moment of Clarity

While the awkwardness builds, we hear the sounds of the Song of Clarity. Lan Wangji is skipping the party, which is part of why Wei Wuxian is so mopey. But instead of sitting and stewing in his anger, Lan Wangji has shifted gears, and is starting to work on his "save Wei Wuxian's soul" plan.

This isn't the God-botherer version of soul saving, however. Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian disagree about correct practice, but they both are still practitioners within the same spiritual system, and the majority of their beliefs are closely aligned.

Lan Wangji has powerful magic at his disposal, and now he's taking a step back from his plan of forcing persuading Wei Wuxian to give up heterodoxy, and instead he's preparing to use his magic to offset the consequences of Wei Wuxian's choice.

He still isn't ready to accept that choice, but he's working on it. This is a big moment for Lan Wangji's relationship with Wei Wuxian. Lan Wangji is a deeply, deeply uncompromising person, as well as being super bossy, and he’s taking his first steps toward supporting Wei Wuxian’s free agency. 

Wei Wuxian leaves the party in the middle of Yao's toast, saying "I have to see you and your lover all over my tumblr dashboard but I am NOT going to listen to you talk!" He takes his wine to go roam around near Lan Wangji's quarters to pine and feel conflicted.  Lan Wangji has thoughtfully set up a projection scrim to catch his shadow and make the pining easier.

Jiang Cheng comes looking for Wei Wuxian, partly to reprimand him for rudeness and partly to see what the hell is wrong with him. Jiang Cheng is trying very hard to be pleasant. He's bad at it, but he's trying.

Wei Wuxian is trying to be unpleasant and he's pretty good at it. He won't say why he isn't using his sword. He’s obviously super fucking depressed about it, calling his former self childish for liking to spar, and only smiling once during the whole exchange.

He finally tells Jiang Cheng that he will always want to do the opposite of what Jiang Cheng tells him.  Jiang Cheng lets this go with an eyeroll.

(Point Break Quote Alert)

But actually this is a sign of trouble, right here in River City, with a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for abandoning the Jiang Clan. Wei Wuxian has just told Jiang Cheng he has no intention of obeying him; not just about the sword, but in general. That's no way for a disciple to talk. 

OP has nothing to say about this gif. OP watches gif over and over and over and over

Wei Wuxian ends the conversation by tapping Jiang Cheng's chest with his flute and then walking away. The (still nameless) flute has no problem with this - does it, like Subian, recognize Jiang Cheng as an extension of Wei Wuxian?

The next day, Wei Wuxian is chilling in his room, looking ungodly sexy in his bold slashed robe, holy frack. I mean, he is sex-on-toast at all times, but the cut of his post-burial-mounds combo is particularly heart-stopping when he decides to stick a knee or two out. 

He's meditating and flashing back to being in the burial mounds, where he was also meditating. I admire his ability to fractally meditate about meditating. 

Chenqing

He didn't put a sock on the doorknob, so Jiang Yanli comes in and startles him. He brandishes his flute at her before calming down. The flute definitely does not see her as an extension of Wei Wuxian, because when she touches it, it smokes and then knocks her out of the frame so fast it's comical.

Did they put her in a jerk vest for that shot?

Wei Wuxian hides the flute from her, freaked out by its behavior. She, however, is unfazed, and gives him the first & only affirmation he's gotten about his new cultivation path, and says the flute is "like Mother's Zidian."  She kind of walks him through the whole "first class spiritual tool" concept, beaming with approval and telling him he must name the flute.  

Jiang Yanli is hardcore Jiang Clan, seriously. Freedom and impossibility. You survived 3 months of mystery trauma and now you're all fucked up? We'll roll with it. You have a demon flute now? Rock on. You're going to use necromancy to beat the other clans in a group hunt? Gold star for you.

He names the flute Chenqing, which @hunxi-guilai​ translates and explains in depth over here.

Bichen

Lan Wangji has finished practicing the Song of Clarity, and regardless of whether it's had an effect on Wei Wuxian, he himself seems much calmer. 

As Wei Wuxian contemplates Chenqing, Lan Wangji contemplates Bichen and remembers Wei Wuxian's assertions about resentful energy way back in Gusu summer school. 

This time when he grips his sword, it's loosely, as if he's made some progress with his anger.

Soup

Jiang Yanli sits Wei Wuxian down for some soup, and talks to him about what's going on with him, saying he's changed. He insists he's fine and works very hard to be convincing.

She's not convinced but says she won't press him, and then abruptly shifts tone and works very hard to act like everything is fine. She leaves, taking a lot of soup with her, and Wei Wuxian remarks that it's unfair she is giving so much to Jiang Cheng. But of course, some of it is secretly for Jin Zixuan.

Everything isn't fine, as Wei Wuxian scream-meditates with resentful energy just rolling off of him. He's got some of the dark energy stored in the Yin sword in his bag of holding, but I get the impression that a lot of it is just stored in his body.

Club Ruohan

At some point in the episode we stop in to check on Wen Ruohan. He and his wind machine are mad that Wen Chao is dead. 

Meanwhile, his interpretive dances with the Yin iron now turn his puppets into...Klingons? Sure, why not. 

Literal Stand-Up Meeting 

Jiang Cheng needs Wei Wuxian at games night a meeting and comes running to Jiang Yanli to find him. He is freaking out and she tells him to chill. 

No matter what fuckery is going on in the world, Jiang Yanli is going to find herself a nice little outdoor table and she is going to sit her ass down and have some tea and civilized lady activity. Queen.

This shot of the meeting is composed so nicely. The blocking (placement of actors) in this scene encapsulates the familial dynamics, and I’ll talk about that as soon as I finish admiring Jiang Cheng’s proportions. 

Here we have four clans represented by four family pairs around the game war table. The Jin cousins, despite their differing personalities, are side by side, matchy-matchy, in lockstep. Jin Zixuan lets Jin Zixun do the talking for him, so maintains his own rep as a reasonable guy.  

The Nie brothers are even closer together, also in matching greys, Nie Huaisang giving all of his attention to his brother/clan leader. You can see his careful watching of his brother's temper...not fearful for himself, but fearful for Mingjue.

The Lan brothers have a growing distance between them; they are in different colors (which is pretty usual for them), and Lan Wangji is standing well away from his brother and the rest of the group. Partly this is his personality, but it's also symbolic of his growing distance from his brother and other proper cultivators. He's carrying WWX-related secrets, and he's wrestling with what he's learned.  

While Nie Huaisang is looking at Mingjue, Lan Xichen is turning around to see what's up with his own volatile sibling.

Lastly you have Jiang Cheng, alone in the room, with his shidi nowhere to be found, and seriously feeling the heat because of his isolation. 

He's alone in his purple, but the color value (lightness/darkness) of his robes exactly matches Xichen's. 

And Xichen, bless him, makes a point of speaking to him respectfully as a fellow clan leader, gives him a path out of the "where is your brother" conversation, and is just generally his kind and helpful self with Jiang Cheng.

Next: Awkwardness Increases!

[relax-and-read-on]

Local DID system here and I love your ideas on Konrad/NH’s mental state and thought process especially about relationships— you portray it in a way I don’t think is ableist or based in stereotypes, it’s really good !

Awww, thanks?? I write fanfic a lot, and as much as I love wh40k, very few official writers just... Get into the meat of what make a character act the way they do, especially the primarch. They are described as so human and that's what make them *interesting*, I hate the whole "demi-god above humans" things they have.

Here, as a treat, a few of my random other Konrad headcanons:

-He has a sweet tooth. His planet and culture is very much based influenced by russian/slavic themes, and have you SEEN russian dessert?!? Plus, since he grew up insanely poor, he almost never had access to sweets. He love them.

-Actually biological twin of Corvus Corax. They were separated at birth. They both feel the pull, but Corvus fucking HATE that Konrad is his twin and will loudly deny it to anyone asking. Konrad flipflop in his feeling about it.

-Like Mortarion! They definitely are the type to quietly hang together without talking, each in their corner, and declare it succesfull socialisation.

-If he had to have any hobby, it would be reading. I can definitely see baby Konrad finding old muddy paperback in the trash and reading it carefully. Nostramo was noted to have an especially flowy language, so I can see their literature being somewhat similar to 19th century french or russian.

-Never sit properly. Ever. He's the kind of bastard that will sit on the table or the desk instead of the chair.

-Very nimble and light weight, he's not a fan of his power armor. Too bulky.

-Probably the smallest, frame wise, on the primarch. He look super thin and sickly all the time. Don't let this fool you, he's definitely the fastest.

-If he EVER had a crush in his life, it was on Vulkan. Of course, said crush was dealt with with extreme prejudice, aka murdering tf outta him.

-He like his sons. Really. As people he think they are great. He just deeply resent the fact that he was forced to be a "father" and to continue to painful cycle of abuse and death he feel trapped in. Also he realise that he's shit at being a dad, and hate that they kinda force him in this situation.

-Sevatar. Sevatar is fucking great, because for all his daddy's joke, he actually treat him mostly like an equal. Also, he's funny. And understand the most what konrad is about.

-Has sever issues with things like bathing/hygiene, all trauma related. He's not trying to be a stinky gremlin, it just happen.

-If calm, clean and comfortable, he's *very* pretty. Like, drop dead gorgeous, delicate fay creature level of beautiful. He could easily compete with Fulgrim and Sanguinius, but well... He like being covered in gore splatter too much.

-Speaking off! Gore. Gore, and dead things, are a safety blanket for him. People don't approach him, and cannot hurt him, if he's covered in gore. It legit calm him down.

.... Ok this is a lot, imma leave this here because, well, it's a lot xD

[wishlikes]

After many many months of begging, my sibling is finally watching The Untamed with me!!!! We watched 10 eps the first day and 6 yesterday, and we’re gonna continue today, but first, I’m going to recount some highlights from this experience:

sibling started calling Sizhui and Jingyi Merry and Pippin (sibling is not a LOTR nerd, I am, and I’m extremely delighted by this development)

sibling spent several episodes getting Lan Wangji, Lan Xichen, and Jin Zixuan confused, in terms of who “Wei Wuxian’s sister” is engaged to

sibling: ‘why is this fight... Like That. what is going on’ me: ‘it’s a romantic moonlit fight on the rooftop. lan wangji’s falling in love right now’ sibling: ‘no????? he’s trying to kill him??? the fuck????’

at this point we’ve already been referring to lwj as ‘the boyfriend’ for awhile. we continue to do so for a few more episodes

BIRD!!!! (nhs’s canary)

Jin Zixuan is ‘asshole fiance’ when my sibling remembers who he is

absolutely losing it over wwx saying “there are many benefits to being my friend” and then immediately starting to strip

BUNNIES!!!!!!

calling Xue Yang “evil Wei Wuxian”

Meng Yao: *kills the Nie Captain* sibling: wtf!! that was so out of character! me: *dying*

me: so, you know how customer service workers are really nice, but they would totally kill certain customers if given the legal opportunity? Well, this wasn’t a legal opportunity, but...

Madam Yu enters. Sibling: ‘is she evil? the music says she’s evil’

lots of making fun of injuries and how they’re portrayed

lqr: *starts spitting blood* me: ‘i have no idea how he got hurt’ sibling: ‘wtf, was it just the vibes?!!’

sibling, later: ‘they said there was “fire poison” or some shit, it really was the vibes’

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BREAK A LEG!!!

‘wait, has a lot of time passed? he’s fine now’ ‘no, his leg’s still broken’ ‘YOU CAN’T WALK ON A BROKEN LEG’

‘remember how i told you about the giant monster dog and how bad it looked?’ ‘oh god’ *dog is on screen* ‘oh god’

*tortoise of slaughter appears* sibling: *gasp* the basilisk from h*rry p*tter!!!! I love him!!! Look at him, he’s so cute!!!! My son! <3

YoUr LeG iS HuRt So YoU hAvE tO cOuGh Up BlOoD

me: and the song’s title is actually- sibling: is it ‘Wei Wuxian’s song’. ‘The song I wrote for Wei Wuxian because I love him’ me: ...it’s their ship name sibling: ...no me: yeah sibling: no! is it really? it’s not me: it’s Wangxian sibling: oh my god

we’re on episode 14 and sibling keeps calling jc ‘the older brother’ and i keep correcting them. sibling becomes increasingly frustrated bc wwx has “the most youngest sibling energy I’ve ever seen in my life’

Wang Lingjiao shows up. sibling: I want her and the mom (yzy) to get in a fistfight. are they gonna get in a fistfight?

‘this is just a lot of crying’

‘i can see that this is the first stone towards wwx’s death’

*after sibling made a spider-man analogy* sibling: so what’s next? me: we’re gonna watch uncle ben die sibling: hhhhhhhh

‘this is just... so much crying’

I’d been calling Wen Ning my son every time he showed up. sibling calls Wen Ning ‘your boy!!’ the next time he shows up. proceeds to explain that Wen Ning is my boy and the Slaughter Tortoise is their boy. I am dying laughing

sibling gave a whole ass character analysis on Wen Zhuliu after he drank the drugged wine

repeating ‘I’m just making sure the wine is good! Pat pat. It sure is!’ to each other over and over after the episode ended bc Wen Ning is adorable and it’s 3am

[wangxianficfinder]

In the mood for...

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1. Hi. Thank you for the last itmf, the recommendations made me cry. Again thanks to the hard work of the mods.

Right now for itmf I'm looking for fanfics where Wei Wuxian says "fuck it" to the cultivation world and everyone think "Good riddance" just to end up regretting. Extra points if LWJ goes with him or call out everyone. Similar to "The Line Between Good and Evil" by Dandelion_sama ( Really good fic) @anime-trash-parody

you've heard that melody before by Stratisphyre (M, 65k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Hurt/Comfort, Memory Loss, POV Multiple, Multiple Canon Character Deaths, Depictions of depression, Light Dom/sub, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, Twin Prides of Yúnmèng Dynamics) maybe? people don't say "good riddance" b/c he cast some sort of blanket amnesia spell, but they SURE DO REGRET IT

wide enough and wild by impossibletruths (E, 64k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Getting Together, Canonical Accidental Baby Acquisition, Families of Choice, References to Depression, Happy Ending, I Swear To God I’m Giving Them A Happy Ending, Overzealous Use Of Imagery, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Well Except WN But He Was Already Dead So, Fix-It of Sorts) he does go back

The Line Between Good and Evil by Dandelion_sama (G, 34k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, What-If, Rebirth, Time Travel, kind of Mass Reborn, reverse uno, Canon-Typical Violence, WIP)

The Best I Can by Zephyr (ZephyrAndTheSilverfish) (T, 26k, LJY & WWX, wangxian, WWX talking to his donkey, Canon Divergence, Light Angst, Drama, Recovery, Coming of Age, Secret Identity Fail, Friendship, Rogue Cultivator LWJ, Road Trips, POV Multiple, Happy Ending)

focal, filler, and line by bosbie (T, 26k, wangxian, canon divergence, flower shop au, fluff, hurt/comfort, pining, falling in love, WWX is not recognized in Dafan mountain, slice of life, WIP)

🔒 My Reason To Live by HeloSoph (Not rated, 3k, LSZ & WWX, Post-First Siege of the Burial Mound, Child LSZ, He's actually a Wei..., Suicidal Thoughts, Not Cultivation world friendly, Not JC friendly, not NMJ friendly, not LQR friendly, not JGS friendly, YLLZ WWX, WWX Deserves Better, And this time... he knows this..., A-Yuan is the best boy, Parent-Child Relationship, Parent WWX, BAMF WWX, wwx and a-yuan leave the BM..., WWX Leaves The Cultivation World, and they set on a journey to find a new home...)

And They Have Escaped The Weight of Darkness by cosmicmilktea (T, 10k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Amnesia, Memory Loss, Grief/Mourning, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Screw the Cultivation world tbh, The Lan precepts deserves better, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Falling In Love, domestic life, Social justice boyfriends wangxian, Happy Ending)

Home isn’t Where the Heart is. by Hauntcats (Not Rated, 7k, WangXian)

Lay my body down by tawaen (M, 48k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Time Travel, Rogue Cultivator WWX, Eventual WangXian, No Golden Core Transfer, Not Cultivation World Friendly, Canon-Typical Violence, Not Jiāng Chéng Friendly)

( 🔒 but I'm not in charge of sorrow (so please don't ask me when) by Tavina (M, 75k, NHS & NMJ, NHS & OCs, LXC & NHS, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Passive Suicidal Ideation, Found Family, Unconventional Families, Families of Choice, Post-Canon, Post-Guānyīn Temple Scene, What’s a Reconciliation Anyway?, Internalized Acephobia, Depression, Mental Health Issues, An Absolute Boatload of Nie OCs, Background characters and relationships, Intergenerational Trauma, the Horrific Persistence of Memory, NHNS Needs a Hug, NMJ is dead even when he's alive, JGY is also dead but like you get the impression he used to be alive, Sometimes 'just walk out' IS the answer, Non-Chronological, lots of people are dead in this fic and this fic is about why it's not okay) If you’d like another character doing the same thing, ie fucking off and leaving the cultivator world )

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2. Helloooo, can I have for the next ITMF some fics with something like ghost WWX? I know there's a tag but I've seen some fics where the authors don't tag them with that, and some where he's not actually a ghost (more like a memory or apparition?) that shows up randomly in the cultivation world. Both work for me (just no JC bashing please!). Thank you! @jiangclaritybell

🧡 Ghosts Shouldn’t by ShanaStoryteller (Not Rated, 15k, WangXian, Grief/Mourning, Canon Divergence, Angst with a Happy Ending)

asymptotic by chinxe (T, 26k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, Angst with a Happy Ending, Slow Burn, Misunderstandings, Pining, for 20+ years as per the course with lwj)

🔒 The Time Traveler's Soul by mondengel (Not rated, 2k, wangxian, time travel, podfic by flamingwell)

🔒 scatter and sunder by silversshadow (T, 15k, XuanLi, WangXian, Temporary Character Death, Canon Divergence)

Teatime with the Dead by Winxhelina (T, 6k, wangxian, Ghost WWX, Love Confessions, Kisses, Happy Ending, Fluff and Angst,bGhost City)

one good thing by Yuu_chi (T, 26k, WangXian, Modern AU, Ghost WWX, Angst and Humor, Angst with a Happy Ending, I swear there really is a happy ending, And an alarming amount of rabbits, [Podfic] One Good Thing by jellyfishfire)

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3.

Are there any fics which feel like this?

Or where wwx feels like this?

Thankyou very much

Also all these arts are by Ibuki Satsuki @constellationdks

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4. Hi! I’m looking for fics where wwx cries in the middle of the night and lwj comforts him and vise versa maybe they woke the other up bc they were sobbing. Wangxian hugs and having emotional intimacy each other. Thank you!

hunters seeking solid ground by Attila (E, 23k, WangXian, Canon Compliant, discussion of canon character death, Hurt/Comfort, Nightmares, bed sharing, Getting Together, Yearning, Literal Sleeping Together, Really Excessive Amounts of Hurt/Comfort) here's a GREAT fic that's all about that

hold me close by gentil-minou (Flyingsuits) (E, 13k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Established Relationship, Porn with Feelings, Emotional Sex, Grief, Mental Health Issues, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Character Study, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Anal Sex) If I may plug my own fic, there's a scene where lwj wakes from a nightmare and cries and wwx comforts him

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5. inmf lwj whump. the heavier, the better. happy ending appreciated, but not necessary. Physical whump is nice, but ain't picky. Thank you for the hard work! @jawla-mukhi

Stained With Blood and Tears by FaramirsBlessing (G, 63k, wangxian, LXC/JC, Hurt/Comfort, Heavy Angst w Happy Ending, Hurt LWJ, Doctors & Physicians, Chinese medicine, Medical Procedures, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Pet Names, People cry, Bedside Vigils, nobody dies tho, Sad WWX, Night Hunts, Post-Canon, JC is a good brother, Poisoning, Forehead Kisses, Hair Braiding, Hair Brushing, WWX loves his husband's hair okay, Cuddling & Snuggling, Delirium, mix of novel and series, so much hand holding, Chaste Kisses, resentful energy, the juniors ship all the adults, they are the humor in this tbh, PTSD, Перевод на русский | Translation in Russian)

New Perspective Series by mrcformoso (T, 35k, WangXian, Angst, Hopeful Ending, Fatherhood, Regrets, Flashbacks, POV LWJ, LWJ-centric, Canonical Character Death - WWX, Pining LWJ, LWJ Has Feelings Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī Needs a Hug, Character Development, Dead WWX, Introspection, LWJ is Bad at Feelings, Character Study, Regretful, LWJ Breaking Toxic Cycles, Canon Compliant, LWJ in Seclusion, Post-LWJ in Seclusion, Child LSZ)

a buried and burning flame by otherhippo (hippopotamus) (T, 17k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Canonical Character Death, Implied/Referenced Torture, Kinda dark?, Angst with a Happy Ending, does it count as bedsharing if theres...no bed, Imprisonment, Hurt/Comfort)

Across the street to another life by danegen (M, 99k, WangXian, Modern AU, unleashed au, Family Fluff, Set in America, Hurt/Comfort, Past Child Abuse, Addiction, Crime, Amnesia, Ableist Language, another fridged mother, POV Alternating, past wwx/ofc, past wwx/omc, Medium parent YZY, A-Yuan is wwx's biological son, Musicians, Happy Ending)

🔒the map of days by everythingispoetry (M, 20k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Permanent Injury, Recovery, Disability, Parenthood, Character Study, Thirteen Years of WWX's Death)

Alter by Solmae (E, 162k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Drama & Romance, Slow Burn, Canon-Typical Violence, Rape/Non-con Elements, Gang Rape, Forced Prostitution, PTSD, Top/Bottom Versatile | Switch WangXian, Explicit Sexual Content, Sexual Slavery, Angst with a Happy Ending, Implied/Referenced Torture) LWJ is kept as a sex slave by the Wen sect

hold me close by gentil-minou (Flyingsuits) (E, 13k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Established Relationship, Porn with Feelings, Emotional Sex, Grief, Mental Health Issues, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Character Study, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Anal Sex) LWJ struggles with WWX's death, even after WWX's return

Lan Yuan's War by BurningTea (G, 196k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Time Travel, Angst, Sick LWJ, Hurt/comfort, Eventual Happy Ending)

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6. itmf fic where wwx cheats on lwj

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7. itmf fics about granny wen! any fics about granny wen being a bamf, or being the (grand)parental all of our favs desperately need. looking for feel good fics. some angst is okay, but a happy ending is a must. ty all!

Lay my body down by tawaen (M, 48k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Time Travel, Rogue Cultivator WWX, Eventual WangXian, No Golden Core Transfer, Not Cultivation World Friendly, Canon-Typical Violence, Not Jiāng Chéng Friendly) Not sure if this counts as it's not really about Granny Wen, but she does become sect leader of the Wen Remnants in this & mingles with other sect leaders at a discussion conference

Granny Knows Best by The_Snarkivist (T, 5k, OYZZ/WN, JL/LSZ, Getting Together, Fluff, Accidental Elderly Acquisition, More OYZZ content in 2022 agenda, WN Centric, Let WN Be Happy Agenda, Happy Ending, fast burn, Granny does know best, POV WN, Post-Canon)

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8. hii how are you? I'm in the mood for a fic where either wwx or lwj go incoherent (sexually maybe) and the other takes care of them.

thank u sm for ur work and time!! @mercurygirlwt28

To Know, To Be Known Series by cqlorphan (E, 38k, WangXian, PWP, Bottom LWJ, Top WWX, Cock Warming, Multiple Orgasms, Marathon Sex, Under-negotiated Kink, Porn with Feelings, Aftercare, Dom/sub Undertones, Established Relationship, sex tears, gratuitous use of names, Begging, this is actually...really soft, Kink Discovery, Post-Canon, Switch WangXian, Cock rings, Rimming, Edging) Lwj definitely goes incoherent a few times!

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9. Please recommend some wangxian mafia au/ dark wangji modern au fics . Moreover Mafia wangji is so hott🥵 @itzweiwuxian

🔒🧡 Rule Number One: Never get attached. by KizuKatana (E, 130k, WangXian, Modern AU, A/B/O, Criminal underworld AU, Fluff and angst, Crime boss LWJ, Rouge criminal genius WWX, Explicit Sex)

to give a snapdragon by suton (T, 1k, WangXian, Modern AU, Mob, Dark LWJ, Minor ZhuiYi, Ambiguous/Open Ending) Short but sweet!

luminous by azuresummer (E, 50k, WIP, WangXian, Dom/sub, Dom/sub Undertones, Dominant LWJ, Submissive WWX, Modern AU, Merpeople, A/B/O Dynamics, Dark LXC, Dark LWJ, Possessive LWJ, Protective LWJ, Crime Boss LWJ, Omega WWX, Siren WWX, Merperson WWX, Hurt WWX, WWX Whump, Precious WWX, Spoiled WWX, WWX Has a Fear of Dogs, Hurt/Comfort, Panic Attacks, Nesting, Scenting, Power Imbalance, Obsession, Kidnapping, Organized Crime, Mild Gore, Minor Character Death, Excessive Amounts of Tenderness, Pining LWJ, Dark WangXian)

We do have a Mafia / Cop / Detective / Thief comp if you haven't checked it out yet ^^

how to be a heartbreaker by sweetlolixo (E, 105k, WangXian, Modern AU, Sugar Daddy LWJ, Sugar Baby WWX, Dark WWX, Dark LWJ, Pining LWJ, Possessive LWJ, Crossdressing WWX, Seductress WWX, Eventual Happy Ending, Dirty Talking LWJ, They Do Fall In Love and there’s Fluff, Dark!Wangxian, Power Couple, Off the Charts Sexual Tension, Size Kink, Daddy Kink, degradation kink) lwj darker in the 2nd part of this, this one is real good too. 2nd part has ambiguous ending.

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10. Hello! I'd like to make a request for the next fic finder- it's not necessarily itmf, more like "does it exist?" Crossover with tgcf, but focusing on a Guzi and A-Yuan friendship? I've only ever seen 2 artworks (both from the same artist). And I've tried searching, but no luck, does anyone else know if such a story exists? Or is too niche a request? Thank you ❤ @theladypeartree

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11. Hello! I'm in the mood of a fic where Wwx feels hurt/insecure about Lwj not burning paper money to him while he was dead. @annebaneriddle

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12. Hi! For ITMF, could you recommend me a fic where WWX collect children and become their father figure/mentor? I want MXY is one of those children if you can but other is fine too. I prefer if its not modern AU, except if it was modern with cultivation/magic. Thank you! @idontknowwhattowriteforusername

❤️ Seen and not heard by eatmyass (E, 51k, wangxian, case fic, no sunshot, kid fic, dadxian, strangers to lovers, found family, LWJ pov, pining, fake/pretend relationship, first time, falling in love)

Attempting the Impossible by Ariaste (T, 36k, WangXian, JC & WWX, Post-Canon, Yunmeng Bros Reconciliation, Adoption, Family Fluff, Kid fic, Family drama, Fluff, [PODFIC] Attempting the Impossible by Ariaste by lunatique)

🔒and having a marvelous time by varnes (E, 108k, WangXian, Yúnmèng Siblings, Sound of Music AU, (i know!!! i know. stay with me on this.), Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Family Feels, spies to lovers???, Protective Siblings, Sometimes You Just Want Your Dads To Admit They're Your Dads, Angst with a Happy Ending)

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13. I'm looking for niche au fics! The more obscure the better: I've previously encountered figure skating, amish, cave diving, and surgeon aus. No WIPS please :) @mostergreentea

Into the Depths by elytchaeke (T, 47k, WangXian, Modern AU, Cave Diving, Slow Burn, not that slow, Speluncaphobia, Claustrophobia, Descriptions of Corpses, Drowning, Minor Character Death, Minor Violence, Sharing Body Heat, The Inherent Eroticism of Wordless Communication, Corpse Handling) cave diving fic that op is talking about

The Amish AU by bufflehead, goofs_n_gaffs (T, 13k, WangXian, XuanLi, Modern AU, but they're amish, Crack, Not taken seriously, Slurpee Acquisition, Cloud Recesses Study Arc, Cloud Recesses Shenanigan, rated h for hector, pitchforks, References to Shakespeare, Cultural Appropriation, of the amish, Fishing, Buggies, Violence Against Chickens, Bad Cooking, Goose Metaphors, First Kiss, Party Host JW) amish fic that op is talking about

Always Be Closing by betts (E, 32k, WangXian, QingXian, Modern AU, America, Office, Kid Fic, Drunken Kissing, Semi-Public Sex, Sexting, Divorce, Falling In Love, Bank Robbery, Secret Relationship, Co-workers) commercial lending au

🧡 Faire thee well by Scrippio (T, 77k, WangXian , ChengQing, XuanLi, 3Zun, Modern AU, Renaissance Faire, Mutual Pining, Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Slow Burn)

[Podcast] New Year, New Pod! jellyfishfire, kisahawklin (G, 2.5-3 hrs, Modern AU, Streaming, MP3, Cold Read, Trailers, Recommendations) @kisahawklin and @jellyfishfire did a great podcast recommending various fic and podfic where MDZS cast have unusual (for them) occupations. I bet a bunch of these would scratch your itch!

there is no limited dimensions by Stratisphyre (M, 122k, WangXian, NieLan, MianQing, WN/Other(s), Star Trek Fusion, Canon-Typical Violence, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Assumed Character Death, Minor Character Death Tags on Each Chapter, references to non-con, references to canonical slavery, (The Orion Syndicate is just really bad okay?), bizarre space mpreg, Implied Future Pairings, Implied NHS/Others, POV Multiple, Accidental Child Acquisition, Found Family, Implied Future 3zun, Genius WWX) Star Trek AU (you don't need any familiarity with star trek to read)

Waiting for Spring Series by thievinghippo (E, 225k, WangXian, Modern AU, Sports, Baseball, Switch WangXian, mentions of past emotional abuse, slight angst, Happy Ending, Pining, Masturbation)

Creatures of Emotion by thievinghippo (E, 33k, WangXian, Modern AU, Rimming, Phone Sex, Blow Jobs, Office Sex)

light a lantern (and guide me home) by xuanxuanwo (ostentatiouslyrealistic) (T, 63k, WangXian, Moth WWX, Witch LWJ, Tea, Plants, Mountains, Loneliness, Curses, Curse Breaking, Melancholy, Friendship, Romance, Angst with a Happy Ending, Thunderstorms, Fluff and Angst, Minor Character Death, Memories) mothxian/witchji!

Wei Wuxian Makes a Wish series by natcat5 (M, 119k, wangxian, major character death, underage, madoka magica au, modern w/ magic, time travel, high school au, body horror, self-harm, angst w/ bittersweet ending, time loop, mental instability, suicidal thoughts) incredible madoka magical au

🧡🔒 Night of the Living History (an edutainment special!) by Aerlalaith (T, 51k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, Workplace Relationship, Fluff and Humor, Museums, living history, Some Plot, Slice of Life, Injury, a minor haunting) living cultivation history museum au

🧡 A Knight in Shining Armor by thievinghippo (G, 6k, WangXian, Modern AU, Single Parent WWX, Fluff, Meet-Cute)

Falling to the Rhythm by Selenay (E, 128k, WangXian, Modern: No Powers, Dance, Strictly Come Dancing Fusion, Ballroom Dancing, Dancer!WWX, Violinist LWJ, Pining While Dancing, Oblivious WWX, Gratuitous Costume Descriptions, Gratuitous dancing descriptions, Slow Burn, [Podfic] Falling to the Rhythm by semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona))

Covered in Bees by ScarlettStorm (T, 8k, WangXian,Modern AU, Beekeeping AU, Meet-Cute, Comedy, Fluff, Bees)

🔒some things go forward by everythingispoetry (T, 73k, WangXian, Modern AU, Hospitals, Teenage Drama, Slow Burn, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, Happy Ending)

Wei Wuxian’s Home for Lost Creatures by Stratisphyre (G, 22k, WangXian, Modern with Magic, Fusion, Fluff, Single Dad LWJ, Near Drowning, injured animals, First Meetings, Falling In Love)

as if you were a mythical thing by daltoneering (M, 17k, WangXian, Historical, Science Fiction, Magical Realism, Steampunk, Getting Together, Fluff and Angst, Light Angst, WWX Master of Clocks)

🧡 Yiling Salon: Hair, Nails and Piercing by TriviasFolly (T, 22k, WangXian, Modern AU, hairstylist AU, WWX owns a salon, Hairstylist WWX, 5+1 Things, Fluff, Experimental Style)

C’est toi pour moi by eatmyass (T, 49k, WangXian, Jab We Met AU, Modern AU, Strangers to Lovers, travelling, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Sharing a Bed, Fluff, Slow Burn, Pining, POV LWJ, Endgame WangXian, All Is Not As It Seems, No cheating whatsoever!, Paris: the city of hate)

🧡 don’t threaten me with a good time by livinginaworldofnoise (G, 60k, WangXian, Modern AU, Great British bake off AU, Script format, Fluff and Crack, Reality TV, Social media)

Welcome to the Great Gusu Bake Off! series by BlackWiresOnHerHead (G, 59k, Modern, College/University AU, The Great British Bake Off AU, Humor)

💖 Pentimento. by orange_crushed (E, 73k, wangxian, modern, college/university au, art conservation, museums, pining, not actually unrequited love, angst w/ happy ending, misunderstandings, smut, major character injury, hospitalization, hurt/comfort, past incarceration, forgery)

always on my mind series by sami (E, 41k, wangxian, LWJ/Others, LWJ & JYL, Modern, references to past LWJ/others, references to past WWX/WQ, Family, Sexual Tension set in the early 90s, Grief, Erratic Gay Superstar Musician LWJ, life is what happens in the in between, Fluff, Children, Pregnancy, not mpreg, Parenthood, Music Videos, LWJ's Gremlin Tendencies, WWX's Gremlin Tendencies, Drag, Daytime Television, Bitches Get Things Done, fictional daytime talk shows, Q&A, Slice of Life, Awards shows, any resemblance between OCs and real people living or dead are coincidental I swear, Communication, and how LWJ is bad at it, LWJ's weirdly wholesome kink inclinations, LWJ's aggressively artistic musical career, References to Major Character Death, Celebrity stuff, Superstar musican LWJ)

🧡 I Don't Want to Debut! by countingcr0ws (G, 56k, wangxian, Modern, Reality Show, Idols, Celebrity, Social Media, Epistolary, Romance, Fluff, Footnotes, Kissing, Poetry, Podfic Available)

You're Home, I'm Home by Pip (Moirail) (E, 8k, WangXian, Modern AU, Ice Skating, Olympics, Falling In Love, Anal Sex, Rimming, Unsafe Sex, Creampie, Ice skater LWJ, Hockey player WWX)

down by the water by astrolesbian (E, 60k, WangXian, Slow Burn, Modern AU, Friends to Lovers, Surfer LWJ, Surfer WWX, Loneliness, complicated family relationships, mention of drowning, but no actual drowning is described, fluff and smut and angst, Reconciliation)

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14. itmf fics set during the cloud recesses study arc, with wwx and lwj exploring their sexualities with each other... basically having sex which is underage, but wholeheartedly consensual and wholesome. just the vibes being them excited cause they really like each other but its their first times, so they want to be careful. bottom!lwj preferred, or with neither topping or bottoming.

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15. itmf lwj being held hostage or used as blackmail

Alter by Solmae (E, 162k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Drama & Romance, Slow Burn, Canon-Typical Violence, Rape/Non-con Elements, Gang Rape, Forced Prostitution, PTSD, Top/Bottom Versatile | Switch WangXian, Explicit Sexual Content, Sexual Slavery, Angst with a Happy Ending, Implied/Referenced Torture) (link in #5) Alter works for this request as well since LWJ is being held prisoner to ensure LXC's good behaviour

the field meets the wood by astronicht (T, 7k, WangXian, BAMF WWX, slight whump, Ritualistic Self Harm, Canon Era, Tang Dynasty style, Blood Loss, Blood and Injury, salt economics, Post-Canon, [Podfic] the field meets the wood by semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), [podfic] the field meets the wood by jellyfishfire)

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16. Hey, here after a long time. Hope you guys are doing well.

ITMF everyone simping over Wei WuXian. Something like Touch That Body, (It's Not Mine) @tinyfoxpeach

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17. heyy there thanks for your hard work! do you have any fic recs on wangixan post canon married life that's basically fluff? or any fics that wwx is injured or sick and lwj gets worried, protective and looks after him? thanks in advance! :) @aquiver-heart

small mercies by mellowflicker (E, 11k, WangXian, Post-Canon Fix-It, as in wwx doesn't walk away but stays to take care of his zhanzhan, Chief Cultivator LWJ, Getting Together, Domestic Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Switching)

the lives of birds by bleuett (E, 15k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Domestic Fluff, Gardens & Gardening, Fluff and Humor, Family Feels, Established Relationship, Anal Sex, Rimming, Blow Jobs)

As You Like It by cosmicmilktea (T, 8k, WangXian, Chief Cultivator LWJ, Food as a Metaphor for Love, Tea, Finding out preferences, Childhood Memories, Yunmeng trio feels, child rearing, Post-Canon, Very Very Light Angst, Fluff) Such lovely married wangxian. Wwx researching and helping lwj learn what is to his taste (literally, as in tea and food)

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[llycaons]

ep49 (3/3): lwj dismembering a man and looking so so cool diverts attention away from the true man of the hour (👀👀👀)

and he's also calling out in concern for wwx now, not just jl! man, this is great. a lot of postres meta relies on them having this horrible twisted relationship after the temple, and they ABSOLUTELY need to work on shit, but jc trusting wwx and being openly concerned for him is huge compared to their previous dynamic

they love him!!!! his uncles!!! give him open affection and physical comfort!!!

this panning up was done SO well god he is so fucking cool 😍

ik wen ning isn't in control of his body but there's something a bit delicious about him stepping on the arm of the man who helped murder his entire family

ohhh another juicy scene! jc trying to protect jl from wn, and in front of both their eyes they see 1. wwx try to stop him and 2. wn grsab a blade with his bare hands to try to stop himself. he wants so much not to hurt this boy after killing his father 🥺 I'm sure he remembered jyl giving him soup too. I'm sure he did

lwj's eyes are so pretty...dark brown forever

and here! lxc warns wwx off about using the STA, but lwj intervenes. convinces him to step back, then gives the green light to wwx. lwj trusts him, and supports him, and will back him up 🥺

and here!!! jc returning chenqing! wwx's old friend and strongest weapon. it's about trust!! wwx can do what he needs to do and his closest friends and family won't turn on him for it

pied pipering this sword over here

uh oh. get some cleansing on ya bud

it's so funny that ss accuses nhs of doing this to himself because he's literally right, but he looks like a maniac for it

this is so dramatic and romantic...WAIT THIS IS HOW THE JIANG PARENTS DIED WTF!!!!!

these scene always reminded me (tonally) of the one in iasip where liam was about to fall off the roof and ryan grabbed his wrist like "i've got you, brother" and then frank comes behind him and goes 'no you don't!' and pushes him off the roof with a piece of plywood and ryan screams 'NOOOOOO', obviously it mirrors the cluff scene very closely but the absurd tone is so different I never associated them. this though. this is a kind of pathetic guy dying and his employer using his courtesy name for the first time in like. 30 episodes. a bit silly

ooof. ough. wwx rubbing his thumb slowly over this powerful tool that saved him and cost him so much. another goodbye, to another part of his former life

I love you sooo much nhs ♥♥♥♥♥♥

NHS HORSE MOMENTS god I love saying that. what a great shot

aww jc patting jl's neck

nhs tearfully: I'm just a little guy I can't fight I'm just a little birthday boy GOD he's such a good character I love him he's so funny

oh right significant Look At wwx time

aw man this fucks

THE HALF FACE SHOTS!!!!! I go crazy every time I love then so much. they've never been used wrong in this show

oh god help that is so fucking funny. why was jgy behind them and not tied up at all anyway. also lxc immediately turning and stabbing without realizing jgy was completely motionless and no threat??? a high-level cultivator like lxc didn't even register he had no sword to parry? and why was he working with his back to jgy anyway!!! I mean ik it's all for plot and that's fine but stil. lmao

personal highlights:

all of jgy's excuses are so insane and absurd and infuriating but they contrast wwx's actions and behavior SO nicely. if there was a way to prove wwx is The Good Guy to the gathered sect leaders, this is it. not that he has many people to convince who are here

various asides about lxc's relationship with jgy

"I don't deny it'/"You can't deny it!'

the creepy wedding scene was really well done

jgy making a fake tell for jzx to pick up on is truly a masterstroke

yayyy physical affection and comfort for jl from wwx (and jc)

jgy mockingly bowing after being kicked down the steps really did fuck severely

"I've done so many bad things, yet I still hope for pity' *half face shot 'PSYCH!" *takes jin ling hostage by ripping a string out of his body* what a scene

jc calling on wwx for guidance, trusting him, seeing him protect jl, returning him chenqing. nature is healing. they'll never be exactly what they were before, but that's okay. it's a start

'clan leader, abandon me' 'sure thing lmao'

slow shot panning up from jgy's severed arm to lwj standing tall with bichen fucked SO hard god lwj looks so good esp postres they nailed him

wn stepping on jgy's arm

lwj beautiful dark brown eyes <3

jgy and su she's absurdly dramatic reaching-to-each-other deaths. yes kind of jiang parents of them

wwx bidding farewell to the STA. I love closure and acceptance

all of nhs's shenanigans including eating like a horse from lxc's hand and then the half-face shots

everyone turning around like that meme of the girls at the party but it's because lxc just STABBED jgy

[eldritch-elrics]

For the ask: MXY

How I feel about this character

i love him so much. mo xuanyu is one of my absolute favorite character archetypes - the vessel. not important as an individual, only important for how his body can be used to store another soul. it’s just a special level of tragedy and....... wow.

plus! just! there’s so much more interesting stuff about him! his demonic cultivation - the fact he was able to actually pull off a sacrifice summon! his hunger for revenge! the way his narrative is twisted by everyone around him! how he fits into the theme of untold stories! and more..

hey also fun fact! the character for the “xuan” in his name, 玄, is used in the first chapter of the daode jing to talk about...... god i don’t know if i can explain it but it’s like the origin/merging of the concept of namelessness/unity (dao) + the concept of naming/deconstruction and there’s this line about crossing the threshold of that blackness and getting beyond dualisms and that kind of reminds me of mxy’s disappearance from the narrative and WELL ACTUALLY this is just gonna become me ranting incoherently about daoism if i get into that so i will not. 玄 is probably a common character used in all sorts of contexts and i’m just making a big deal out of it because i’ve read the daode jing too many god damn times

All the people I ship romantically with this character

there are, unfortunately, no healthy relationship prospects for mo xuanyu. i do think he gets a couple unrequited (or semi-requited) crushes - most notably on xue yang and nie huaisang. those are super interesting ships to explore (i’m planning to write a mxy/xy fic!) with lots of depth and lots of fucked-up-ness. another headcanon i have is that he fantasizes about wei wuxian lmao (but doesn’t really feel anything about him)

My non-romantic OTP for this character

mxy & nhs as caring-but-secretly-manipulative platonic/mentor-student relationship is my jam. there’s sooo much potential oh man

jgy!!! i think mxy cared so much about jgy. and then of course it’s all shattered. in an ideal world mxy would be closer with all his siblings - i also wonder what his relationship with qin su might’ve been if they’d been allowed to be proper siblings!

super interested in aus where mxy somehow survives/comes back and is able to meet wwx. like maybe an au where mxy’s spirit lives on in wwx’s brain? LOVE that shit. body sharing is one of my favorite tropes

i’m also interested in the concept of him meeting wn while wn’s still locked in the jin dungeon...

i had an au concept where he meets xxc too but that one was kind of weird and complicated

My unpopular opinion about this character

so we all know that mo xuanyu is extremely traumatized. i think he was also very neurodivergent even before he was traumatized, though, which 1. contributed to his reputation of “insanity,” 2. made it easier for people to pin blame on him for things he didn’t do, and 3. made him very easy to misinterpret/misunderstand. so, something like him harassing qin su? he wasn’t trying to harass her, but it came off that way because i think he has issues with boundaries (which i’ve talked about before) and communication. then of course someone like jgy took advantage of that and used it to kick out mxy. knowing that no one would believe him if he told the truth: see “bad at communication.”

...which is basically to say that i don’t think his breakdown after getting kicked out of jinlintai was the start of his issues; i think he was always neurodivergent in some sense and everyone around him was just horrible at dealing with that

also, i don’t think the way he responded to his trauma was pretty! even though he is the ultimate victim i can definitely imagine him lashing out and hurting people even before the sacrifice summon. he really needs some therapy

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon.

i wish he’d been remembered more. i wish wwx had tried to get to the bottom of who mxy really was. i wish he hadn’t just been pushed aside and forgotten. i want him to have friends! i want him to be loved! i want people to try and understand him rather than use him for their own gains!

on the other hand, his narrative absence is so powerful

THIS GOT REALLY LONG! thank you!!

[guqin-and-flute]

(1/?) i cant believe you've done this (im back baby - and you got the vine voice!!) galaxy brain v2 - NMJ AND YANLI. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BRAIN I HAD NEVER CONSIDERED THIS BEFORE. picture: nmj, all fierce and imposing and vibing like a bear fresh out of hibernation and yanli, polite and calm and a little worried because a-cheng emits that same vibe sometimes and it just can NOT be good for them, has anyone ever made him soup before? no? how the fuck has this man survived –

(2/?) and nmj, not knowing what to do, because is she like a female xichen? No – that’s not doing her justice, she’s her own person – and then he sees her lose her shit at someone (definitely still zixun) for trash talking her baby bro wwx and he feels such strong approval cause if anyone talked shit about nhs like that he too would like to lose his shit, and yeah maybe his way would involve a lot more blood on the other person but that’s not to say yanli’s method was lacking

(3/?) , because he knows a good tongue lashing can be as hurtful as swords, but imagine the heart eyes when he sees how caring she is to nhs, showing interest in his artistic hobbies and nurturing the fuck out of him and making him food and just including him and he doesn’t think they’ve ever once even mentioned cultivation and nhs is sparkly eyed under her love and attention and nmj goes soft and did you evEN CONSIDER HIS QI DEVIATION.

(4/?) Yanli would be so aggressive about it, you cant tell me she wouldn’t, but not in like, an open way. Oh, you need xichen to come and play some fancy gusu healing music for you? Cool, invite him for the whole week and I can totally not harass him into teaching me the best ways to help that im capable of, even if its just drowning your body in soup (love). There is so much to be unpacked here what the fuck I literally went to sleep with yaoli on the brain and I woke up with this bullshit

(5/DONE) okay im settled now look what you've created im so pumped for rarepair pain thanks for indulging my rambling!!!

I feel like the rarepair toothfairy, except instead of taking teeth, I just leave really obscure ship ideas under people’s pillows to soak into their brains and I’m LIVING FOR IT because this is BEAUTIFUL oh my gOD. ‘A bear fresh out of hibernation’ ‘has anyone made him soup before?’ I LOVE IT. 

Can you see her brushing against Baxia at some point and the Baxia-undercurrent energy that sort of hangs out in the back of Mingjue’s mind just perks up and going ‘what the fuck was that?’ and that’s when he knows it’s special. 

And Yanli dealing with Qi Deviation?? [chef’s kiss] The angst, the hurt/comfort, the fluff potential! You’ve got it all!!! They are both fierce and loving in their own ways and show it differently but it would work too! Huaisang would spend as much time as possible with her and they would bond so quickly because she’s used to praise-starved young men very hopefully asking if she likes the pictures that they’ve drawn.