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TBF if the band looks like the guy on the right you ain't coming out of that pit unscathed.

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Giant fucking skaven starship made of trash bursts out into the 40k setting

What if we just started putting all our garbage into the warp and then eventually there will be no room for anything but garbage and chaos is vanquished hooray

You'd attract warp raccoons and we'd all be fucked

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I've started watching Primal and after 20 minutes I'm more invested in this mute bungaboi and his weird dog than in 99% of characters who actually speak.

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favor aminal ?

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Hoohoohoo treated myself to a full wrap handle for the 500i

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AI is an unmitigated fuckstain upon humanity. It's like you rub a magic lamp but all the genie does is shit on the rug, burst your eardrums with a screwdriver, and leave with your tv.

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Fucking prime. What kind of dildo shoehorns unstoppable ads into a paid subscription?

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☠️ I died from “Drowned in a Tub of Wash in a Brewhouse at St. Giles in the Fields” in the week of October 17th, 1665

https://vole.wtf/death-roulette/

Spin the 17th century death wheel and tell me how you died in the tags

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Gave the YouTube cut a wee go

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Scrambled crib lem spur today

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Here's some photos of me taking a trans pride flag up the tallest mountain in ten different states: North Carolina, Alabama, Tennessee, Georgia, Kentucky, Virginia, New Hampshire, New York, Vermont, and Maine!!!

Attakulla, NC - May 18th, 2023:

Cheaha, AL - April 26th, 2023:

Kuwahi, TN - April 5th, 2023:

Brasstown Bald, GA - April 26th, 2023:

Black, KY - May 1st, 2023:

Rogers, VA - May 5th, 2023:

Agiocochook, NH - July 10th, 2022:

Tahawus, NY - July 17th, 2022:

Mozdebiwajo, VT - August th, 2022:

Katahdin, ME - September 7th, 2022:

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Don't get me wrong, I love the lotr movies, but something that's always bugged me is the fact that the orcs (who in the books are associated with fascism, industrialization etc ) have a lot of individuality in the armour and look kind of punk. Whereas the gondorian foot soldiers are extremely uniform and 'professional army' looking. It just doesn't visually sit right with me.

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fanciful creatures

from the croy hours, flanders, c. 1500-1520

source: Vienna, ÖNB, Cod. 1858

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"Well, well... What do we have here, my precious?"

Finally! I draw Silmarillion and LoTR again! Sauron. And wolves.

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Gordon the Gourd. My daughter insisted on making him a Halloween blanket out of a post it note, 'to keep him snuggly,' which I guess also gives him a+1d6 fire damage bonus if you forget about his candle.

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Wait, beneath the sea floor?

OUGHGH??

OIUOHGHHVOIH!!!!!