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"I dO my oWn rEsEArCh"

You're not Joseph Banks, you're some spod binging worse spods on YouTube.

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If the human experiment proves anything, it's that shaving a chimp and shoehorning it into capitalism will make it go fucking insane in a variety of interestingly gruesome ways

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Ominous howled rendition of "Silent Night" recorded in the woods at 1AM this morning.

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beautiful coat/fur by ucumari on Flickr.

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In the Footsteps of Fishers

A story of resilience and restoration for fishers in the Cascade Mountains

In the heart of Washington state’s lush forests, blink and you might miss the fisher — a cat-sized, forest predator. At first glance, a fisher might be mistaken for a squirrel, a ferret, or even a rabbit darting through the underbrush. But its distinctive features and predatory prowess set fishers, members of the weasel family, apart. Fishers have agile limbs designed for climbing and burrowing, allowing them to effectively find and hunt their prey. Native to the Cascade region before colonization, fishers were once integral to the local ecological community. But their glossy coat of dark brown fur was highly prized for its quality, second only to seal or sea otter, and made them prime targets for trappers in the 1800s. Driven nearly to extinction by over-trapping and habitat loss by the late 1800s and early 1900s, fishers were listed as a state endangered species in 1998 and designated as a candidate for federal listing in 2004. With additional protections, the fisher has been steadily making a comeback since the National Park Service, in partnership with Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife and Conservation Northwest, began reintroducing fishers in 2015...

Read more: https://www.nationalparks.org/stories/in-the-footsteps-of-fishers

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"What's your welfare policy?" We don't have one. I don't believe in welfare. No-one should fare well. Everything is bad and everyone should feel bad.

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The state, the plutocracy and their devices shall be as dust; but flame is eternal

I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand

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It is 25 years in the future. Humanoid robot assistants are as ubiquitous as smartphones. Mine is reciting an advert before it starts the dishes as I eat my SLOPPO! brand government subsided Slop n Glop cereal made from microplastics and the corpses of the displaced. Foolishly, I Glop when I should have slopped and start choking (I have absolved SLOPPO! of all liability when I scanned the QR code to open the box.) I desperately signal to my robot for help. It starts making a cup of tea. I try again. It puts the cat in the sink. Panicking, I try to make it understand. It starts teaching the cat Czech. Finally I manage to activate it's heimlich maneuver protocol. Unfortunately, my premium subscription was deactivated when I liked a tweet by an influencer deemed undesirable by SLOPPO! The robot starts performing a song and dance based ad. I have to dance and shout "go SLOPPO!" to finish the ad. The robot watches expectantly, waiting for me to join in. I fucking die. Entering clean up mode, the robot mistakes my corpse for a pile of laundry. My bones shatter as my cadaver is brutally stuffed out through the letterbox. I am eaten by seagulls.

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i feel like i've come to know a shitload of people who hide their fat preference because of this rhetoric but i finally realized thats literally falling into their trap. took embarrasingly long

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INSTAGRAM  |  ETSY |  DEVIANTART

Lammergeier Dragon art doll

  SOLD

This doll designed and made by me fully from scratch. Inspired by beautiful bird  called Bearded vulture. 

Super sculpey, faux fur, feathers, wire+plastic armature, primer, acrylic paint, varnish. Posable neck has plastic ball-and-socket armature inside. Tail and wings are also posable and has wire armature inside. * Size: Doll is around 73cm / 29 inches total length 

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Valerio Minato's photo that won the Astronomy Picture of the Day Contest by NASA on December 25th, 2023.

In the picture: the moon, the Monviso Mount and the Basilica of Superga (on the Superga hill) outside Turin are all aligned. it took him 6 years to take this shot (and I take it as an example to never give up on your dreams).

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all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

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SHAPE HELL

Yup.

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Hey Stephen, what's an appropriate thing to take on a long sea voyage?

A) change of clothes

B) new wig

X) sixty thousand fucking bees