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Hello! I have a question? If this is not allowed please forgive me, and delete this. Seeing as how large N'kari is, I wonder if you have any headcanons on what his favorite food to eat is? Or perhaps we could get a picture of N'kari enjoying some treats? Have a wonderful Day!
Omg I completely forgot about this one! I’m so sorry!
Oh I think this chonky sosig of a snek loves ���everything✨ hehe
And as a Slaaneshi demon, they would naturally prefer the most rare and exquisite things, the longer and harder they are to make, the rarer the ingredients, the better the taste >:3c
Someone mentioned in the hashtags that he looks full of Ube cakes and now I cannot unsee it! They are so goddam PURPLE 💜💜💜
So here have a N’Kari eating some ube sweets!

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Tbh, I think people are discounting the very teal posibility that Erebus would have like. Organised a rebellion on maccrage to Louis XVI's Robby.
If smelly, blood covered and completely insane Konrad Curze could do that much damage alone, while he has to social ability of an especially screamy opposum, I cannot imagine how much of a good time Erebus would have. Absolutely WILD. This is what he was made for. Maccrage would be building temples to the Chaos Gods in a year.

I also have some Lorgar and Guilliman. I don't ship them, but maybe even a kiss does count?
#warhamer 40000#wh40k#warhammer40k#erebus#roboute guilliman#lorgar aurelian#that said Lorgar and Robby should kiss. a lot.
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Sergeant Vorain (from the book Ragnar Blackmane by Aaron Dembski-Bowden) "A fine weapon. Its blood-marked blade shone in the hazy light drifting in through the stained-glass windows. Once they had shown a scene of the primarch Sanguinius in all his glory before the Eternity Gate. Now the scene was half lost to darkness, choked by jungle creeper vines growing against the fortress’ walls, blackening and strangling the primarch’s armour. The axe weighed next to nothing in the Flesh Tearer’s hand but its presence was soothing all the same. An echo of a time when survival was the only question, and triumph the only answer. Around him, the tribesmen were slowing in their efforts away from the towering warrior. They faced the demigod in their midst with narrowed eyes and clenched teeth, clutching their weapons tighter. The Flesh Tearer cast off his robe with a shrug of his huge shoulders. The tribesmen shrank back further, raising their own brutish blades. There were thirty-one of them in total. It took Vorain fifty seconds to kill them all. When his bloody work was done, he stood in the middle of the chamber, listening to the lifeblood of the unworthy aspirants sluicing through the gates in the floor. The slashing hiss of running blood soothed his irritated headache somewhat. None of them had managed to even block one blow. No matter how hardy Cretacia bred its hunter-sons, only one in a thousand was worthy of wearing the Chapter’s red and black. Vorain cast the stolen axe to the life soaked stone floor in disgust. ‘Another unworthy harvest after all,’ the Chaplain agreed." (с) Stage of picture readiness 3/3 Artstation | Deviantart | VK | Commission List
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Horus:”If only we had Sanguinius visions to guide us, this would have been so much easier.”
Lorgar:”We dont need Sanguinius, we got Sanguinius at home”
*points toward Konrad Curze, licking blood off the floor*
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Morty and His Friends
In the paradise of decay and despair,fairy Morty is playing with a Nurgle puppy and nurglings within a fairy ring.
Inspired by my favorite official story, Grandfather’s Gift.
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If GW let me write for them
The pigeones astartes
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Rhaaaaa the URGE to write a deep fantasy au!!! Where every primarch is a faction/race and the monarch of their faction!!!
Here is the primarch list pls take it and write it I don't need more WIP
Primarch, in a Fantasy AU
Mortarion: Fairy. But im the slightly mean, might steal your bones and eat your eyeballs way. Very close to nature and secretive, hard to see and talk too. Soft moth wings that can produce a dust that either heal or poison you.
Vulkan: Dragonborn from the montains! Very noble and adventurous, quite likely to go around and visit his friends. Less of a king and more of a "designated leader because he's so nice (and big)". Imvulnerable to fire damage.
Fulgrim: here me out- Drow. A beautiful dark elf, who helped save his world from starvation and ruin, and is slowly pushing to open up his kingdom to trades and diplomacy.
Ferrus: Orc! They qoek by a clan syathem, byt are actually skilled engineer, as rhey are nomadic and try to get all the info/knowledge they can before moving on. Some of the obly marksmen of the setting. Surprisingly friendly, they know they are strong and that messing with them would be UNBELEIVABLY stupid.
Magnus: spirit/energy being. King of Prospero, a desert city where everyone kinda became lowkey immortal, in a metapgysical way. People have shed their flesh body a long time ago and now mostly either wander the city around as spirits, kr by possesing objects like armours. Genies legend were based on them due to magical power, but no, they are NOT forced the grant wishes.
Leman: I mean. Wolfperson. He literally keep changing into a wolf half the time. Nomadic in nature, him and his people are the best hunters of the land, and often employed as mercenary.
Horus: Human. Just... regular ass human. Normal as hell. King of them, and very good at making alliance, very stable and prosperous Kingdom. Also very cosmopolitan, with all the races and factions bwing welcomed to walk through.
Sanguinius: I mean........... Vampire. In the noble, aristocratic way. He has a very impressive and spooky castle that people get invited too for fancy bit vaguely spooky dinner. Very polite, doesn't hide his nature here, but is constantly trying to maintain a tight control on his vampires subordinate.
Lion: He is TOTALLY a Normal Human of a Normal Human Kingdom. Not a Changeling from the magical forest at all. What's that? Watchers? Totally normal people too, not at all gnomes and kobolt and korrigan who also consider him their king...
Roboute: Prince of a human kingdom... But he's actually an adopted half elf!! Constantly at war in his soul between the two part of his being. His kingdom is the largest human kingdom, but constantly has to deal with difficult political intrigue and threat of invasion.
Lorgar: Naga. His tattoo are actually gold scales glittering all across his body in an hypnotic patern. His people are semi nomadic, they have multiple rock city across the desert that they migrate between every 10 to 20 years.
Jaghatai: ....... Centaur. Like. I just couldn't. Nomadic step people, smart, amazing archer, they often also run huge trade carravan between the various kingdom and are, honnestly, filthy rich. Having a centaur offer you to ride on his back to a non-centaur person is basically a marriage proposal.
Rogal: Dwarf! But from nordic, snowy montains. Very good craftsman and engineer, very used to nordic winter with 3 months long night. Best friend with Roboute, travel in giant steam ship.
Angron: Elves! But he was captured as a child and almost turned into... Something else. However, he led a rebellion, and went back to his kingdom. They are very warry of outsiders, and his kingdom is composed of a notable portion of those "changed elves". Yes, I mean Uruk-Hai
Konrad: Vampire but in like. The creepy way. They are kimda more goulish, cannibalistic, who live in creepy osolated town and scare away travelers. Terrible assassins hired by other kingdoms In reality, while him and his people ARE some kind of creepy blood sucker, they just want to live their isolayed life.
Corvus: the BIRDY people. Probably a race that get a variety of avian features, some have bird heads, some wings, some feets, some are fully antro... Corvus can fully shift between giant murder raven and human.
Alpharius and Omegon: Shapeshifter. Less of a tribe/kingdom than a secret society of shapeshifter who infiltrated more or less succesfully all the other kingdoms. They have a good time of it.
Perturabo: Minotaur of a distant montainous kingdom. His Kingdom is actually a mix between minotaur and humans, living in a tense mixed society. He rule with his sister/totally not wife Calliphone, who is a human. Yes, he is gigantic at her side. Yes, she is smug about it.
#warhammer 40k#warhammer#wh40k#primarch#fulgrim#roboute guilliman#perturabo#primarch headcanon#mortarion#corvus corax#ferrus manus#horus lupercal#leman russ#magnus the red#jaghatai khan#sanguinius#angron#lorgar aurelian#alpharius omegon#lion el'johnson#rogal dorn#konrad curze#primarch fantasy au#i may or may not have pages of notes on this shit
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Amici Primum
Chapter 1 : Certain Things Refuse To Die (part 3)
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
Thank you very much for your support on this comic !
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this couple amused me so much, the emperor's children are just puberty sores😭
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In the light of the new Emperor's Children-Codex and the information that Lucius has to hunt for his armour and weapons each time he reincarnates, this dialog with @ladymirdan happened.
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It annoys me so much that I can't draw properly this asaaahshdhtvakgs character
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Help I am accidentally getting ibto Mortarion/Pefturabo again!
Stupid Perty and his odd weird favoritism of Nurgle, why he gotta be cute about it hu?? Why did you have to enjoy SCIENCE and have a past where you raised BIRDS, this is catnip for Mortarion >:(
I am literally writing a Mortarion/Vulkan soulmate au fic WHY is it a cute moment between Morty/Perty rip.
Also, someone pls convince me to *not* put neophyte Honsou in the chapter. Because then I will have to write a mention that his soulmate is Uriel Ventris and THAT might spin in it's own fic arrrrrrg!!!!@
#warhammer 40k#warhammer#wh40k#mortarion#perturabo#honsou#pls stop me from my own madness#i have too many wip
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Clearly the solution is to ship you and the wrong RG....
Fudanshi space marines who ship their dads with other primarchs is necessary to the Legiones Astartes ecosystem
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