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Ik I watch these shows on an illegal site, but it'd be so nice if I didn't have to skip every ten seconds of every minutes just so the video doesn't buffer after I watch more than 1 season.
#the first season lulls me into a sence of security and then as soon as s2 ep1 starts. boom. buffers. all. the. time..#it fucken suck ass#sometimes i hate it here but i luterally have nothing else to watch on
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I take back what I said about Aemond not being a baby fucking boy cuddle soft ass bitch. Man is drinking full cream milk in a rimmed cup. 😐😐😐😐
#hotd#aemond targaryen#targaryen#what the fuck#milk... bro... okay...#so him and i arent fucken cause if he whips out the milk i will shit my pants bro i cannot digest that shit#im so over it#thumb sucking ass freak#house of the dragon#got#aemond one eye#daemon targaryen#rhaneyra targaryen#daenerys targaryen#helaemond
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#I FUCKEN LOVE THEM.#you can't even take them out of my cold dead hands#look at them#art sucks ass but idc#its rushed#saiki k#saiki kusuo#kusuo saiki#saiki kusou no psi nan#saiki fanart#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki kusuo no psi nan#saiki no psi nan#saiki#tdlosk#jjk gojo#jjk fanart#jjk#jujutsu gojo#gojo satoru#c00lb0ydraw1ng
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i honestly love having arguments that escalate to the point where the sensitive parent yells something incredibly disturbing and it's not even the first time this has happened but when it does happen you know shit's bad
#:-)#the nature of my autistic adhd is for some reason i attract fights like a magnet#if i'm too honest i cause fights if i'm not honest enough i cause fights if i don't say anything then why-didn't-you-tell-me oh idk.#maybe because you were busy telling me how i'm wrong#audhd#demand avoidance sucks ass. i can't tell if i don't want to do the thing because you're asking me or because i genuinely#don't have the capacity#it's probably both#it takes me such a fucken . long time to do anything. my processing speed is ass#i have to work slowly on anything to avoid missing details and#i don't know what counts as an average acceptible quality before moving on#im the only grandchild who has helped with rennovations on the late grandparents' place and yet#im a disappointment when i dont want to help#i just. i detest when i get given a false choice. then the choice i make is the wrong one.
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i,,have to,, refill queue,,,,, im gonna die 😕
#scaledantennae#text#i take it back i hate having an audience AUGHHHHHH#i get why everyone else goes fucking insane i get it now!!!!!!!#you have to be personable but not that personable or insults will suck ass to get#you cant be a neutral good person anymore you have to be a role model type guy or everyone fucken hounds you#i can see why all the youtubers are either assholes or acting or went fucking insane omg i only have like 200 followers too i hate it here
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bro like. fuck dteam. but i miss c!dteam. csapnap and his two fiances and tragic friendship with cdream. cgeorge and his friendship with a literal god. cdream being unashamed about being just the worst piece of shit ever just Because. cgeorge waking up from his "dream" with dxd and not knowing whether any of it was real or not. "dream, if you escape from this prison i'm going to kill you." "white flags outside your base by tomorrow at dawn or you're DEAD!" poetic cinema. i miss those cubitos tbh
#dsmp#dream smp#fuckin sucks that the guys who made em are assholes#bc god i miss the tragic friendship of these guys#cgeorge stopped waking up cdream got arrested and csapnap was left virtually alone w just ckarl whose memory was getting worse and worse#like. man#cgeorge was less compelling 2 me but man he had potential for some WILD ass lore#and i like cdream bc he is just the worst guy ever#sometimes u just need a villain who is unabashedly the worst guy ever for no reason#and by god#he sure fucken was
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i was supposed to work on Lies Within or Salience, work on a ych plan and do 3 loads of laundry.
ive done nothing and its 2:15pm which means its almost 5 which means the day is over
hate this shit
#txt#trying not to be hard on myself for not having energy#still mad tho#fucken depression can suck my ass
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Update: I'm losing the lights in my car and I'm fucken freezing.
$85 to get towed to a parking lot less then a mile away. I'm gonna scream
#im so fucken cold#i miss my chevy#ford can kiss my ass#my boyfriends car can suck a fat one#tow trucks are expensive#i wanna cry again
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what if i told you that both your stupid ass candidates are equally evil and rly y’all just care abt saving your own asses more than a single person in the global south
Actually I love voting for the lesser evil. It's less evil. I support that whole heartedly.
#you guys literally suck bruh . every person in the global south shoukd be able to vote#in your stupid ass elections#because the global south pays the price no matter which fucken clown y’all elect#stupid ass compliant ass LOSERS i’m so sick of this fearmongering rhetoric
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tw: size kink, sex talk.
when sukuna sees you for the first time as his true form, hes even more in love. he has to look down or even crouch down to your height and is still barely eye level. his arms suffocate you, and his hand is bigger than yours.
hes been waiting for this, holy fuck. he cant get over how small and beautiful you are. he only wondered how strong you could be now? can you even land a single blow on him?
eventually, you did, while using his OWN weapon? how you managed to do that, hes amazed. and youre overtop of him and hes finally healed, but he is still so intrigued by how you are able to do it with his state now.
“you truly are worth my time!” he laughs maniacally, smushing you face in his larger hand. hes so much bigger than you too, that hadnt left his mind during the whole fight, probably why he slightly even doubted you– never again.
so now hes got you in a compromised state, two arms on your hips and two arms on your shoulders. he barely got the tip in, you somewhat suck him in, and hes just… in awe.
your body is just astonishing to him, and hes grinning ear to ear.
“hoo fuck!” hes growling, is he even human? hes not, and he spits a fat glob on your pretty cunt. thats what does it for you, and hes able to get about halfway inside you, your tummy bulging and he sees the outline of his fat dick, dont even remind yourself about the second dick you may have to take either in your cunt or your ass. and thats a whole new level.
hes head over heels, over the moon, debating on would he allow you to boss him around for taking him? your almost at the base of his dick, and what sounds like degradation is him praising you.
“youre such a fucken whore! look at you, takin all of me!”
“im gonna have to be so so gentle, or i might just fuck up your uterus..”
and he’s going so slow as he can, (newsflash, its barely slow!) and youre biting your lip as it slightly hurts because of the sudden stretch, although having experience. hes wiping your tears with his tongue, kissing your cheeks as his belly mouth is eating and lapping up your clit as hes balls deep, so you have some type of lube.
hes laying on top of you after having a strangled climax, only making sure he pulls out and nuts on your tits (he doesnt believe you should take his cum yet, you could barely take a few strokes.) and hes overwhelming.
#jjk x reader#jjk spoilers#jjk#jjk x you#jjk smut#jjk leaks#sukuna x you#sukuna ryomen smut#jjk sukuna#ryomen sukuna#sukuna#jujutsu kaisen#jujustsu kaisen x reader#sukuna x reader#jjk ryomen
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today is bad!
thinks about laying on a demon man to cope
#vent#castalk#i might scream a little in tags because Holy Fucking Shit i am Just#upset#and sad#today has just been a lot of Bad Thoughts™️ and I wanna cry about it#I’ll be fine#it just sucks ass in the moment#emotional regulation is a challenge as of recent but I am doing my best#thoughts that tumblr won’t judge me for 👍#ive got like less than 50 followers#what are they gonna do#take away my birthday? for being a sad gay on the Sad Gay Website?#i don’t fucken think so
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so. coffee is tasty. but it also makes me fear for my life.
#i am in the bottom part of a spiral and i do not like where this is going#it's so fucking unrewarding to take on organising something for a group of people who couldn't care less#besties you asked me to do this#i told you im swamped with MA and you said you understand and you will accommodate me any way you can if i help#and now you expect me to fucken#do everything#and fail to even answer basic questions#i am coming from another city for an entire weekend to organise this for you in the busiest month of the year#could you idk give half an ass??#personal#blowing off some steam#i hate that i care about it too much to tell them all to suck it
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Your Bully Werewolf is /life/ love him, 100/10 would let bully again. Just imagining him tugging you onto his lap, no no he's not going to do anything /perverted/, you desperate loser. But he keeps rubbing and trailing his claws down there, petting and stroking (whichever) for their little nerd. Denying it even once they either pulled panties aside under a skirt or tugged bottoms down enough to bully their way inside, cockwarming or bouncing their cute little fuck toy. You can take it right? Oh no, no no, you don't get to be loud and pathetic, what if someone hears you?
Jock bully werewolf who fucks you in increasingly public places and shoves his clawed fingers in your mouth under the pretenses of keeping you quiet but really he doesn't give a fuck if you get caught he just likes having you suck his fingers and listen to the pretty gagging noises you make.
Eventually, he's just pulling you onto his lap in a crowded party. How did you even get invited to a party like this anyway? oh, he invited you because he was horny? That doesn't sound like something he'd do, you liar.
You squirm in his lap as his nails trail up your thighs, no one's even looking at you, even if they were everyone's so used to Ceaser's bullshit, no one would be surprised to see him fucking you in front of everyone like this.
"Ceaser stop," you whine, rubbing your ass back against his half-hard cock.
"what? I'm not even doing anything, you're the one practically bouncing on my cock you slut," he teases, even as he runs his thumb over the edge of your panties. He moves his thumb closer to your clit, he leans in, and whispers in your ear "No one's looken' just shut up like a good girl and no one will know,"
"Ceaser-" you whimper again, and to your surprise, he stops, pulls his hands away from you completely, and falls back against the couch so that his chest isn't pressed against your back anymore. you look back at him confused.
"fine, fine whatever quit your bitching," he grumbles, you're so confused. this isn't how things go. you whine and beg him to stop and he fucks you anyways, you both knew you weren't being serious when you told him to knock it off. What made this time different?
"Wh- why'd you stop?" you protest, he grins at you teasingly, showing off his sharp teeth.
"God you can't fucken make up your mind, can you? 'Ceaser, stop! Ceaser keep going!' which is it? huh?" he asks. You pout. you don't like asking for what you really want, it's embarrassing.
"I uhm- I want-" you stammer,
"go on sweetheart, tell me,"
"I want you to fuck me just... you know. in private," you mumble out, He laughs before standing and throwing you over his shoulder. you yelp and it feels like every eye in the party turns to look at you, you blush and hide your face in your hands as Ceaser drags you upstairs to somewhere at least a little more private to fuck you right.
#monster imagine#monster fucker#monster#monster boyfriend#teratophillia#werewolf x reader#werewolves#werewolf#werewolf boyfriend#jock bully werewolf
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chan
messy
mating press (?)
letting you get used to him
you making it fit
he's big or you're small
bouncy
teasing
you love giving him head
treating him after he's been working hard
he makes you cum like this
beach
breeding kink
worship
aussie line sharing
video you send him while he's on tour
makes you squirt
this
no caption, I just know he's big
handjob
you gotta remind him that he's yours
needy
breeding
head
minho
riding
he let's you take control
punishment
playing with you
changbin
he's big
teasing
show off
just the tip
stretching you before he gives you his cock
let's you take your time
idk this just gives me binnie vibes
hyunjun
he's an ass man
han
putting on a show
using a viberator on him
felix
like he deserves
pull his hair
sucking him off (this is so fucken hot)
aussie line sharing
while he games
seungmin
he likes you in pink
reverse cowgirl
jeongin
you like his hands
fingering
can't wait to undress you
#stray kids#twt links#bang chan#lee know#seo changbin#hwang hyunjin#han jisung#lee felix#kim seungmin#yang jeongin
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TOJI FUSHIGURO - SLUTTIN’ IN THE CAFE
“mmm yes cling on to me baby, you’re so fucking wet for me y’know?” he tightens his grip around your neck. “ma fucken’ slut aren’t ya? drippin’ wet before the store closes, before daddy can feast on ya….”
your only reply was to yell moan at the pleasure your boyfriend was giving you. his large hands were snaking up your shirt, cold hands touching your hot flesh making you shriek. you needed him, you needed his thick cock sliding down your throat as you gasp for more.
“s-so cold…” you mumbled, just a whisper to him. toji smirked at how fucked up you were at this point. breathless, dripping and shameless. the shutters to the cafe weren’t brought down yet, giving a possibility to whoever would walk pass the store late at night.
“ya like it don’t cha? hmm?” he peppered kisses on your neck to your sternum. “wanna be a little public swinger, huh?”
you were lost for words, eyes and mouth drooling with tears and saliva. all you could do was to nod, unsure of what he would do next. looking into his green alluring eyes that hinted on years of experience and wisdom. they were telling you a story that only you could fulfil.
toji’s smirk darkened and licked his lips sensually, “but all of this..” he referred to your clothed body, “is mine. no one else gets to see what you have beneath your clothes other than me, doll.”
he didn’t like how you were silent and gave your ponytail a tug, making you yelp. “c’mon doll, you can do better than that can’t you? show daddy how he’s making ya feel,” toji continues as his face was centimetres away from yours. your heart was beating so fast as if it was on a race track and you were sweating with drops trickling from your forehead.
you tried to unleash yourself from his grasp, only inches away from him. as each button was removed, you noticed his breath was getting heavier and louder, as if he was a jaguar ready to pounce on its prey…before he stopped you.
“leave ya apron on, doll.”
confused, you followed his orders, stripping yourself naked except for the pink frilly hello kitty apron.
“…like this, daddy?” you asked, timidly but also clearly flustered. toji nodded and lifted your chin up with his hand, “perfect, kitten.” he said.
you suddenly were anxious, worried that security or the boss of the cafe were to step in unannounced. your eyebrows furrowed and you bit your lip while looking back and forth from the windows to toji.
he noticed your worry but only gave out a chuckle, “doll, im not going to close the doors tonight. because….you’ve been a bad, bad girl..”. you were confused, bad? what did you do today? all you did was serve drinks and cakes to the customers.
“b-but daddy, i didn’t do anything!” you tried to voice out but all that came out was a squeak. your unoccupied hands were playing with the frills of your apron.
“oh where should i start, doll?” he brought his hands to your waist, bringing you closer to him, ass facing his cock. he ground his hard cock against your dripping hole, making you whimper. “you were wearing a low-cut shirt today, weren’t cha? were you trying to tease me or to get me angry huh doll?” he growled into your ear.
it was true, you did wear the low-cut tee to tease him but you didn’t know this was what you were going to get. “s-sorry daddy! n-no more, i wont do it anymore i promise! i’ve learnt my lesson, please dadd-!” you cried out as loud as you could. as you were whimpering, toji gave your round ass a loud smack.
“AH!” your tears flowing even more at the impact of his hand.
“this has happened to you before my sweet doll, haven’t you learnt your lesson yet? or are ya trynna get daddy angry again?” he leans closer to your face after turning you around. gripping your face with his hands, you were able to see each detail of his muscular face.
you knew that the only way you were able to make him forget about your misbehaviour was to suck his cock. but..with the windows and door unlocked?
it doesn’t matter to you anymore whether anyone saw your public display of sex. if you don’t please daddy, he’s going to ruin you. kneeling down on nothing else other than the cafe’s floors, you brought down his jogger pants, always a choice for toji who has a thicc dick. its loose enough to hide his dick when he’s hard.
“fuckin’ slut…only thing you wanna do is suck me off, don’t you? such a fuckin’ slut, should tie you to my dick next time…” this wasn’t his protest but it made you salivate more. toji brought his hands to grasp your hair into a pony tail again, “girl, i think you’ve got to bring your hair up more next time..its going to make everything easier y’know?”
nodding, you started to take inches of him into your throat. his cock was hitting the back of your throat causing you to gag and make sounds that were music to his ears. “faster, bitch. and use ya hands..do i have to teach ya everythin’ again?” he mocked you while you were a slobbering mess, eyelash fallen to god knows where.
your mind only had past memories of toji cumming right on your pussy, your stomach, your face, your bed, you name it. it was fuel for you to help him teach his peak. on the other hand, you felt so dirty having his rough hands around your private parts. his tongue drooled on the pink nub of your pussy.
he’s nose deep into your soft pussy folds. “oh daddy, when have you not made me feel good?” you let out a sigh while letting his cock out of your mouth. you were unruly at this point, with only one goal in your mind, to make him cum all over your face.
toji was having his hands in your hair, bringing your face closer to his torso. the veins of his cock, bulging, ready to burst at any time. the cold air from the air-conditioning hitting your perky nipples, making them irresistible to toji.
“mmm daddy, cum already…my mouth’s tired..” you pouted, mouth away from his dick but your hands still jacking him off.
“ya’ sure? want me to cum already, dirty slut? c’mere” toji aligned himself, millimeters away your ass. he also knows how much you love it when he smacks your ass, he gropes and places his fingers through your hole. as he pummeled his cock deep into you, you let out throat screams of “ow!” and “ahh!”s.
“too much fo’yah, kitten? gotten so tight..stranglin' daddy's cock” he smirked and continue drilling till you became limp in his hands.
it was too much for you, the public sex, his large hands touching your skin. “fuck daddy…i’m coming, please please let me cum daddy!” you shouted while trying to grip onto any of his flesh in your reach. “same here, doll. we come at the same time mmkay?” he sped his hips up and grabs plush of your breast in his hands. the pain brought you to an overdrive, making you reach your climax almost immediately.
“floor, slut. lemme cum on your face, what a dirty slut…cumin’ before me huh..” he pushed you down into a sitting position and aimed his cock in front of your face. your feeble hands were trying to assist him but were whacked away by him. his eyes were closed and breathing was ragged when he splurged over your tiny face.
with your eyes closed, you licked your lips for the taste of his cum. toji chuckled, “c’mon. im sure the security guards are patrolling soon. and remember, your body is only mine.”
i couldn’t sleep i needed to finish this. this was a fantasy of mine when i was working in a cafe as a waitress fr :3 sometimes it got so boring with the lack of customers, my mind just goes places.
#toji smut#jjk smut#toji fushiguro smut#toji zenin smut#fics#jjk fics#toji fushiguro#toji#toji x reader#toji x reader smut
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