#it fucken suck ass

[bluebellhairpin]

Ik I watch these shows on an illegal site, but it'd be so nice if I didn't have to skip every ten seconds of every minutes just so the video doesn't buffer after I watch more than 1 season.

[bl00dlight]

I take back what I said about Aemond not being a baby fucking boy cuddle soft ass bitch. Man is drinking full cream milk in a rimmed cup. 😐😐😐😐

[c00l3stb0y3v3r]

[abandoned-as-mustard]

i honestly love having arguments that escalate to the point where the sensitive parent yells something incredibly disturbing and it's not even the first time this has happened but when it does happen you know shit's bad

[f2ucharacters]

i,,have to,, refill queue,,,,, im gonna die 😕

[anachronistic-falsehood]

bro like. fuck dteam. but i miss c!dteam. csapnap and his two fiances and tragic friendship with cdream. cgeorge and his friendship with a literal god. cdream being unashamed about being just the worst piece of shit ever just Because. cgeorge waking up from his "dream" with dxd and not knowing whether any of it was real or not. "dream, if you escape from this prison i'm going to kill you." "white flags outside your base by tomorrow at dawn or you're DEAD!" poetic cinema. i miss those cubitos tbh

[charlieslowartsies]

i was supposed to work on Lies Within or Salience, work on a ych plan and do 3 loads of laundry.

ive done nothing and its 2:15pm which means its almost 5 which means the day is over

hate this shit

[imchronicallydepressed]

Update: I'm losing the lights in my car and I'm fucken freezing.

$85 to get towed to a parking lot less then a mile away. I'm gonna scream

[strohller27]

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[cringelordofchaos]

I fucking hate my life to death so much

[gamblersdoll]

tw: size kink, sex talk.

when sukuna sees you for the first time as his true form, hes even more in love. he has to look down or even crouch down to your height and is still barely eye level. his arms suffocate you, and his hand is bigger than yours.

hes been waiting for this, holy fuck. he cant get over how small and beautiful you are. he only wondered how strong you could be now? can you even land a single blow on him?

eventually, you did, while using his OWN weapon? how you managed to do that, hes amazed. and youre overtop of him and hes finally healed, but he is still so intrigued by how you are able to do it with his state now.

“you truly are worth my time!” he laughs maniacally, smushing you face in his larger hand. hes so much bigger than you too, that hadnt left his mind during the whole fight, probably why he slightly even doubted you– never again.

so now hes got you in a compromised state, two arms on your hips and two arms on your shoulders. he barely got the tip in, you somewhat suck him in, and hes just… in awe.

your body is just astonishing to him, and hes grinning ear to ear.

“hoo fuck!” hes growling, is he even human? hes not, and he spits a fat glob on your pretty cunt. thats what does it for you, and hes able to get about halfway inside you, your tummy bulging and he sees the outline of his fat dick, dont even remind yourself about the second dick you may have to take either in your cunt or your ass. and thats a whole new level.

hes head over heels, over the moon, debating on would he allow you to boss him around for taking him? your almost at the base of his dick, and what sounds like degradation is him praising you.

“youre such a fucken whore! look at you, takin all of me!”

“im gonna have to be so so gentle, or i might just fuck up your uterus..”

and he’s going so slow as he can, (newsflash, its barely slow!) and youre biting your lip as it slightly hurts because of the sudden stretch, although having experience. hes wiping your tears with his tongue, kissing your cheeks as his belly mouth is eating and lapping up your clit as hes balls deep, so you have some type of lube.

hes laying on top of you after having a strangled climax, only making sure he pulls out and nuts on your tits (he doesnt believe you should take his cum yet, you could barely take a few strokes.) and hes overwhelming.

[scribe-cas]

today is bad!

thinks about laying on a demon man to cope

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

so. coffee is tasty. but it also makes me fear for my life.

[brainstaticsoup]

That one time my coworkers asked me what I want in a partner and I didn't have the heart to tell them that I can't really imagine anyone being in love with me. I was so caught off guard by the question that I just scrunched my nose and said, "Uhhh someone understanding I guess...?"

They were looking at me like they were all expecting more but I just avoided eye contact. Great. I definitely tipped them off.

[werecreature-addicted]

Your Bully Werewolf is /life/ love him, 100/10 would let bully again. Just imagining him tugging you onto his lap, no no he's not going to do anything /perverted/, you desperate loser. But he keeps rubbing and trailing his claws down there, petting and stroking (whichever) for their little nerd. Denying it even once they either pulled panties aside under a skirt or tugged bottoms down enough to bully their way inside, cockwarming or bouncing their cute little fuck toy. You can take it right? Oh no, no no, you don't get to be loud and pathetic, what if someone hears you?

Jock bully werewolf who fucks you in increasingly public places and shoves his clawed fingers in your mouth under the pretenses of keeping you quiet but really he doesn't give a fuck if you get caught he just likes having you suck his fingers and listen to the pretty gagging noises you make.

Eventually, he's just pulling you onto his lap in a crowded party. How did you even get invited to a party like this anyway? oh, he invited you because he was horny? That doesn't sound like something he'd do, you liar.

You squirm in his lap as his nails trail up your thighs, no one's even looking at you, even if they were everyone's so used to Ceaser's bullshit, no one would be surprised to see him fucking you in front of everyone like this.

"Ceaser stop," you whine, rubbing your ass back against his half-hard cock.

"what? I'm not even doing anything, you're the one practically bouncing on my cock you slut," he teases, even as he runs his thumb over the edge of your panties. He moves his thumb closer to your clit, he leans in, and whispers in your ear "No one's looken' just shut up like a good girl and no one will know,"

"Ceaser-" you whimper again, and to your surprise, he stops, pulls his hands away from you completely, and falls back against the couch so that his chest isn't pressed against your back anymore. you look back at him confused.

"fine, fine whatever quit your bitching," he grumbles, you're so confused. this isn't how things go. you whine and beg him to stop and he fucks you anyways, you both knew you weren't being serious when you told him to knock it off. What made this time different?

"Wh- why'd you stop?" you protest, he grins at you teasingly, showing off his sharp teeth.

"God you can't fucken make up your mind, can you? 'Ceaser, stop! Ceaser keep going!' which is it? huh?" he asks. You pout. you don't like asking for what you really want, it's embarrassing.

"I uhm- I want-" you stammer,

"go on sweetheart, tell me,"

"I want you to fuck me just... you know. in private," you mumble out, He laughs before standing and throwing you over his shoulder. you yelp and it feels like every eye in the party turns to look at you, you blush and hide your face in your hands as Ceaser drags you upstairs to somewhere at least a little more private to fuck you right.

[brainddeadd]

chan

messy

mating press (?)

letting you get used to him

you making it fit

he's big or you're small

bouncy

teasing

you love giving him head

treating him after he's been working hard

he makes you cum like this

beach

breeding kink

worship

aussie line sharing

video you send him while he's on tour

makes you squirt

this

no caption, I just know he's big

handjob

you gotta remind him that he's yours

needy

breeding

head

minho

riding

he let's you take control

punishment

playing with you

changbin

he's big

teasing

show off

just the tip

stretching you before he gives you his cock

let's you take your time

idk this just gives me binnie vibes

hyunjun

he's an ass man

han

putting on a show

using a viberator on him

felix

like he deserves

pull his hair

sucking him off (this is so fucken hot)

aussie line sharing

while he games

seungmin

he likes you in pink

reverse cowgirl

jeongin

you like his hands

fingering

can't wait to undress you