#blowing off some steam

[theheartofappalachia]

I absolutely despise being texted my coworker counterparts(people who do my job ob my day off) asking if I can fix something for them remotely or if they can use my login info or such because they forgot theirs.

Do your own fucking job.

[mokoszkokosz]

[gay-little-izzet]

WIP because I’m cooking

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

so. coffee is tasty. but it also makes me fear for my life.

[ahhrenata]

Can we get some Chreon post vendetta?

these boys deserve some sweet rest & relaxation ✨

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

“Oh now it’s ‘more, touya’, ‘please, touya,’” he sneers, nose pressed to your cheek as his warm breath fans over your skin. His fingers dig harder into your face, keeping you turned away and unable to kiss him. It’s humiliating as he pulls more sounds and pleas from you, knowing you want nothing more than to shut yourself up with his mouth.

“What happened to all that fuckin’ venom from a second ago? What happened to ‘I hate you, Touya’?” He snarls, hips slowing as you press your lips onto a thin line, unwilling to give him the satisfaction of hearing you cry out for him again.

His teeth sink into your cheek hard enough that you hiss in pain, fingers gripping his hair to yank his head back, twisting in his grasp to glare at him, both of you panting, teeth bared.

“I do fucking hate you,” you hiss, and his hips snap against you hard in retaliation, his cockhead smashing into that spongey spot inside you. Your eyes roll back as he forces all the air out of your lungs, whatever hateful words you had ready dying on your tongue as your brain goes fuzzy. He’s quick to notice, angling his hips to hone in on that spot, his pace quickening.

“Hate you so fucking much,” you manage to choke out as that coil in your stomach tightens faster and faster, and your cunt tightens around him.

He knows you’re close, and for the third time since he’s shoved you up against the wall, he snatches your orgasm from your grasp, his hips stilling.

A broken sob crawls it’s way from your throat and you squeeze your eyes shut to stop the tears from spilling down your cheeks.

He taps your cheek firmly with one finger to get your attention, your face still firmly in his grasp and you level him with a glare filled with as much hate as you can muster. He’s completely unbothered, but you do notice his blue eyes softening as he leans forward, peppering kisses over your cheeks.

“Oh, sweet girl,” he sighs out, tracing an invisible path along your face with his lips. “I promise I’ll let you cum as soon as you stop lying to me,” he breathes, lips ghosting over yours. His mouth twitches in a grin when you inhale sharply, when you tilt forward a little bit, eyes fluttering shut at his soothing tone.

“Just admit you love me and I’ll make you cum on my cock.”

[surreal-duck]

happy yet another midoyuzu xmas

also here was the initial idea but itd take too long but i still think its a bit funny so. here it is + other stuff

[sennamaticart]

Thread the Needle

[mimidiann]

oh doctorrrrrr🏩

[t00thpasteface]

"watch out for your goodies bj! that man is a sex maniac! DON'T LET HIM KISS YOU BJ!"

[lexumpysfunland]

I want to chloroform your stanley and see Walter react to Him passing out suddenly… or you could just make him faint or sumthin idk

he won't even let you get close to Stanley with that idea in mind... anything for Stanley's safety~

[theangrycomet]

I genuinely believe if Sentinel and Optimus were allowed to beat the ever living crap out of each other it would fix their relationship.

[olga-antonovna]

Percy loved when Oliver would let him wear his quidditch jersey while Wood pounded into him from underneath the bleachers after a successful quidditch match.

[northlandcleric]

Yall the Larian updates and patches for BG3 are the complete fucking opposite of whatever the hell Bethesda been doing with Skyrim since its 2011 release.

All most of us wanted with the patches in BG3 was bug fixes, fleshed out characters, completed companion quests, equal amount of companion time and the upper fucking city.

What we’ve gotten: white vampire supremacy, bear man promotion from subpar side character to subpar main character status, fifteen million kisses, demeaning the chronically ill wizard, cutting even more of the companion with the least amount of content on release, updated brothel afterglow, removing steampunk fallout boy’s bisexual letters and unfinished fiery big lady’s companion quest.

Not to mention, the feral side of the fandom out here sexualizing vampire VA, other VAs forming parasocial relationships that tiptoe the inappropriate line and the blacksmith’s VA all but begging the fans to stop demanding romancing of his character, the fucking studio acting a fool on social media and so much more

I’m very glad I’m back into ESO, gives me less stress.

[crosshairs-dumb-pimp-gf]

2 a.m. - Diamond Doll Cuddle Puddle.

6 a.m - Crosshair wakes up to realize he can't move.

7 a.m. - Crosshair manages to call his brothers for help.

7.5 a.m. - Even Bigger Cuddle Puddle. Crosshair is still stuck.

[annieqattheperipheral]

THIS is the response where i know for certain bowman has learned nothing and jeff does not give a shit

HE DOES NOT THINK THE SECOND VICTIM CONCERNS HIM.

HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE REPERCUSSIONS OF HIS ACTIONS BEYOND KYLE BEACH

this criminal gets to walk into a 7-figure salary job with the oilers while John Doe 2 struggles to pay for health insurance for therapy for addiction, anxiety and ptsd a decade after the assault on him.

fuck both of you, fuck the oilers, I'm done with them.

The very next question was to jeff on who in the org was consulted on this hire. He said NO PLAYERS WERE CONSULTED just like when kris knobloch was hired.

If mcdavid and draisaitl just go along with this hire bc that's how they think they'll get a cup absolutely go fuck yourselves you two. Be a fucking human being

I also read sheldon kennedy's statement endorsing stan bowman-- the dude all the hockeymen keep hiding behind to defend this hiring. kennedy in fact insisted on being there for this press conference bc he wanted to support him. Absolutely nothing in either his own interview or statement convinced me of the fact that bowman is ready to be back in hockey leadership. If anything, he should be continuing this work with sheldon. There was a part in the press conference where bowman could explain the work he's done and he totally fumbled the bag, said absolutely nothing of value.

Oh btw sheldon "full-time volunteer hours" is only what ppl who have $ can do y'know like stan bowman after years of privilege in the league. I've screenshot sheldon's statement for you bc pls do not spend any of your energy on this buffoonery like i have today

Lastly... real rich posting this on your youtube comments section oilers pr gtfo