#blowing off some steam

[theheartofappalachia]

I absolutely despise being texted my coworker counterparts(people who do my job ob my day off) asking if I can fix something for them remotely or if they can use my login info or such because they forgot theirs.

Do your own fucking job.

[gay-little-izzet]

WIP because I’m cooking

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

so. coffee is tasty. but it also makes me fear for my life.

[sorcererkiller]

so many gaming companies can't even pretend to hide their disdain for fat people and its infuriating trying to get anyone to care. like even the most popular and enjoyable games just. forget fat people exist. hades game? one single fat mini boss character design. bg3? no fucking fat tav allowed i guess. or if they do put thought into usually a single fat character their thoughts begin and end with "fat equals greed and laziness". little nightmares, resident evil. don't even get me started on genshin impact. a skinny white girl holding a taco is still skinny. her whole fucking waist is the width of just one of my thighs. give me a break.

[ahhrenata]

Can we get some Chreon post vendetta?

these boys deserve some sweet rest & relaxation ✨

[gonchillunchis]

ancient josuyasu doodle (circa 536 a.d)

[t00thpasteface]

"watch out for your goodies bj! that man is a sex maniac! DON'T LET HIM KISS YOU BJ!"

[theangrycomet]

I genuinely believe if Sentinel and Optimus were allowed to beat the ever living crap out of each other it would fix their relationship.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 24 - Field

@jegulus-microfic February 24, Word count 293

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After his confrontation with Snape, James had a lot of excess energy that needed burning off. He’d tried to calm himself by looking across the hall at Regulus, but he had to look away when Dorcas turned around and blatantly looked at him. Had Regulus said something to her? Regulus had then kissed the other girl, Pandora, and walked out, munching on his toast. 

He’d gone to his morning lessons, but he had a free after lunch, so he decided to grab his broom and go burn off the energy so he didn’t blow his eyebrows off in potions. 

He wandered down to the quidditch pitch and practised the routine he’d put together over the summer in the field behind his parents' house. Weaving, rolling, diving and many loop-the-loops. He threw in a few sloth grip rolls and then practised his braking. As a chaser, sometimes he needed to break suddenly, and it was no good if he just flew over the top of his broom. 

By the time he was finished, he was sweating, and his muscles ached, but he felt calmer and ready to deal with a few hours brewing potions. He flew lazily back to the ground and spotted an onlooker waiting for him beside the stands. He flipped his broom over his shoulder and sauntered over to Regulus. 

“You shouldn’t be allowed to wear those trousers,” Regulus smirked. “Far too distracting.” James swooped down and planted a sweaty kiss right onto his lips. 

“Wanna help me get out of them?” He asked. He felt like he was still flying. 

“Hmmm, I suppose I could be persuaded.” Regulus hummed, walking around James and grabbing his arse as he passed. James didn’t waste any time following him into the changing rooms.

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[northlandcleric]

Yall the Larian updates and patches for BG3 are the complete fucking opposite of whatever the hell Bethesda been doing with Skyrim since its 2011 release.

All most of us wanted with the patches in BG3 was bug fixes, fleshed out characters, completed companion quests, equal amount of companion time and the upper fucking city.

What we’ve gotten: white vampire supremacy, bear man promotion from subpar side character to subpar main character status, fifteen million kisses, demeaning the chronically ill wizard, cutting even more of the companion with the least amount of content on release, updated brothel afterglow, removing steampunk fallout boy’s bisexual letters and unfinished fiery big lady’s companion quest.

Not to mention, the feral side of the fandom out here sexualizing vampire VA, other VAs forming parasocial relationships that tiptoe the inappropriate line and the blacksmith’s VA all but begging the fans to stop demanding romancing of his character, the fucking studio acting a fool on social media and so much more

I’m very glad I’m back into ESO, gives me less stress.

[blacklight-creature]

CURLY XD

[nixiecat]

sorry I haven't been posting good lately I've been unbelievably stressed

[macchiatosdumptruck]

Me: I'm over CK. It can't hurt me anymore.

Me, as soon as I think about it for more than 13 seconds:

[kkyos]

Some holyvicar

[olga-antonovna]

Percy loved when Oliver would let him wear his quidditch jersey while Wood pounded into him from underneath the bleachers after a successful quidditch match.

[notachoiceanecessity-s]

All I want for Christmas is for peak cc 2010-2012 Louis Tomlinson to perform this masterpiece

And y'all fucking well know that back then he totally fucking would've

And would have enjoyed it it too

Nowadays he'd probably say something like "nahhhh bro let's get high instead cause I'm such a lad that is so secure in his personal convictions I wouldn't base myself down to such fookin silly things, cause ya know I'm such a chav now and this kinda shit is all the wrong kind of trashy for meself ya know "

And now all this shit just makes me sad, fucking brilliant