#blowing off some steam

[theheartofappalachia]

I absolutely despise being texted my coworker counterparts(people who do my job ob my day off) asking if I can fix something for them remotely or if they can use my login info or such because they forgot theirs.

Do your own fucking job.

[mokoszkokosz]

[gay-little-izzet]

WIP because I’m cooking

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

so. coffee is tasty. but it also makes me fear for my life.

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

“Oh now it’s ‘more, touya’, ‘please, touya,’” he sneers, nose pressed to your cheek as his warm breath fans over your skin. His fingers dig harder into your face, keeping you turned away and unable to kiss him. It’s humiliating as he pulls more sounds and pleas from you, knowing you want nothing more than to shut yourself up with his mouth.

“What happened to all that fuckin’ venom from a second ago? What happened to ‘I hate you, Touya’?” He snarls, hips slowing as you press your lips onto a thin line, unwilling to give him the satisfaction of hearing you cry out for him again.

His teeth sink into your cheek hard enough that you hiss in pain, fingers gripping his hair to yank his head back, twisting in his grasp to glare at him, both of you panting, teeth bared.

“I do fucking hate you,” you hiss, and his hips snap against you hard in retaliation, his cockhead smashing into that spongey spot inside you. Your eyes roll back as he forces all the air out of your lungs, whatever hateful words you had ready dying on your tongue as your brain goes fuzzy. He’s quick to notice, angling his hips to hone in on that spot, his pace quickening.

“Hate you so fucking much,” you manage to choke out as that coil in your stomach tightens faster and faster, and your cunt tightens around him.

He knows you’re close, and for the third time since he’s shoved you up against the wall, he snatches your orgasm from your grasp, his hips stilling.

A broken sob crawls it’s way from your throat and you squeeze your eyes shut to stop the tears from spilling down your cheeks.

He taps your cheek firmly with one finger to get your attention, your face still firmly in his grasp and you level him with a glare filled with as much hate as you can muster. He’s completely unbothered, but you do notice his blue eyes softening as he leans forward, peppering kisses over your cheeks.

“Oh, sweet girl,” he sighs out, tracing an invisible path along your face with his lips. “I promise I’ll let you cum as soon as you stop lying to me,” he breathes, lips ghosting over yours. His mouth twitches in a grin when you inhale sharply, when you tilt forward a little bit, eyes fluttering shut at his soothing tone.

“Just admit you love me and I’ll make you cum on my cock.”

[surreal-duck]

happy yet another midoyuzu xmas

also here was the initial idea but itd take too long but i still think its a bit funny so. here it is + other stuff

[sennamaticart]

Thread the Needle

[mimidiann]

oh doctorrrrrr🏩

[t00thpasteface]

"watch out for your goodies bj! that man is a sex maniac! DON'T LET HIM KISS YOU BJ!"

[theangrycomet]

I genuinely believe if Sentinel and Optimus were allowed to beat the ever living crap out of each other it would fix their relationship.

[uncorporeal-mk]

"stop shipping [x character] with [y character], it wouldn't work in the canon universe!!!"

DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHIPPING IS???

*throws table*

DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHIPPING IS??

BLUD, IF SOMEONE IS SHIPPING SOMETHING DONT TELL THEM WHY IT CANT BE CANON

IF ITS CLEARLY NOT A CANON SHIP

"actually, this ship doesn't work bc that character is already in a relationship with another character"

BRO I-

*eats a tree*

ARE YOU STUPID???

Viktor and Jayce never would have worked in the canon universe, you dont see me shitting on all the people who ship it

BC ITS NON-CANON

*explodes*

[northlandcleric]

Yall the Larian updates and patches for BG3 are the complete fucking opposite of whatever the hell Bethesda been doing with Skyrim since its 2011 release.

All most of us wanted with the patches in BG3 was bug fixes, fleshed out characters, completed companion quests, equal amount of companion time and the upper fucking city.

What we’ve gotten: white vampire supremacy, bear man promotion from subpar side character to subpar main character status, fifteen million kisses, demeaning the chronically ill wizard, cutting even more of the companion with the least amount of content on release, updated brothel afterglow, removing steampunk fallout boy’s bisexual letters and unfinished fiery big lady’s companion quest.

Not to mention, the feral side of the fandom out here sexualizing vampire VA, other VAs forming parasocial relationships that tiptoe the inappropriate line and the blacksmith’s VA all but begging the fans to stop demanding romancing of his character, the fucking studio acting a fool on social media and so much more

I’m very glad I’m back into ESO, gives me less stress.

[rolandkaros]

some thoughts on doping

people (fans, players, etc.) who complain about special treatment for top players need to deep the fact that the qualms they have with the way that jannik and iga's cases were treated are barely related to the actual cases at hand and more to do with the fact that they believe others have been hard done by harsher treatment. which is an important complaint to verbalize, but directing that frustration at the players you believe are getting "special treatment" is part of what allows that unfairness to continue, because nobody is calling out the root of the problem which comes directly from the organizations in charge of actually managing these cases.

inevitably world #1s will have the money, resources, team, etc. to find the source of the positive test, to justify themselves, to prove their innocence, etc. and while i completely understand the frustration that not everyone has those resources i also don't believe there's any reason for somebody to not use such resources if they have them at their disposal.

so yes, i think it's fair to push for more player support within the realm of doping, but acting as though jannik or iga have done something wrong for utilizing the tools they had is kind of comical to me.

and there's the other side of the coin, wherein these people truly believe these associations are actively covering for guilty players. which brings me to another important point that a complete disbelief in the integrity of the system does absolutely nothing unless it is acted upon. which is to say, if you truly believe that jannik and iga were guilty of doping and the "special treatment" you mention is implying that the atp or wta or itia or wada covered for them, that is a very serious accusation which undermines the integrity of the sport of tennis as a whole. that may sound melodramatic, but i truly think that if you believe these associations are corrupt when it comes to doping (as proposals of "special treatment" in the case of guilt would suggest), i believe you are obligated to advocate against it in a much more substantial way than posting about it on social media. it would be concerning to me if people truly had zero trust for the integrity of organizations like wada and the itia, but continued to consume the sport without raising a question...until a player they don't like gets a positive test.

in all honestly, i don't like how either of the cases were handled. i have problems with both. but i also know that in both cases, they were cleared with no significant fault or negligence as the final verdict (i know wada stepped in with jannik but that's still up in the air so for now i'm disregarding that). i have no reason (or desire) to believe either of them intentionally doped. i do think the main reason they were able to "wrap-up" their cases as quickly and efficiently as they did was due in part to their statuses as top level players. but i don't believe that the verdict was subjectively dependent on it. and i can disagree with how the cases were handled, AND i can say that i think all players deserve better treatment in these processes, AND i can still maintain that i trust the verdict of both cases.

shifting focus slightly, i do think there's a reality where organizations like the atp and wta are self-serving. and it sounds really harsh and unsympathetic, but it also makes sense. the atp and wta have responsibilities as associations to promote tennis, to protect it not only as a sport but also as a brand. the atp spent the entire first half of this year basically promoting jannik as the second coming of christ: obviously they're going to shit their pants when they find out about a positive doping test. it's in their best interest to do everything they can to preserve their own image, to only release such information if they had been completely sure of his guilt. and likewise, it was in their best interest to keep that information quiet even once his innocence was ruled. i'll say myself: it didn't feel right to me that it was kept quiet as long as it was. i do think that, once a case has been handled, it should still be released as public information. but i understand why the atp didn't want to release the information, and i understand why they might not care as much if it was someone ranked outside the top 100 or someone who's never won a tour-level tournament. like i said, it sounds harsh and unsympathetic, but that's business. i don't think it's just but i do think it makes sense.

iga getting a split ban is another example of this. granted, i don't know exactly who decides how punishments are implemented, so it's possible that the wta had no involvement this, but i don't think it was coincidental that the split ban allowed her to play at the finals and bjkc. it makes sense for the wta as a brand and an organization to advocate for her to be able to play those events. [VERY IMPORTANT EDIT: not going to delete what i already said for the sake of transparency, but i've been told that this actually was completely coincidental. a player can return to tour after a provisional suspension as soon as they submit an appeal. so iga was suspended, submitted the appeal, returned to play the finals & bjkc, and then was given a one month ban. the provisional suspension also counted towards the ban.] equally, it makes sense for them to release a statement supporting her, even though they are meant to be unbiased.

so it's not fair. it's not just. but it's not a problem with the integrity of the players, it's a problem with whole procedure. but i think too many people are quick to jump at players like iga and jannik, who yes, got off pretty easy, over something which ultimately has very little to do with them. they showcase the symptoms of underlying problems, but they are not the cause of those problems themselves. and people who rush to blame them need to either evaluate the true source and target of that anger, or they need to have a very real conversation about their trust in organizations such as wada and the itia which truly are meant to be just and fair, without awarding that same trust to organizations like the atp and wta whose concerns are far less objective.

[crosshairs-dumb-pimp-gf]

2 a.m. - Diamond Doll Cuddle Puddle.

6 a.m - Crosshair wakes up to realize he can't move.

7 a.m. - Crosshair manages to call his brothers for help.

7.5 a.m. - Even Bigger Cuddle Puddle. Crosshair is still stuck.

[annieqattheperipheral]

THIS is the response where i know for certain bowman has learned nothing and jeff does not give a shit

HE DOES NOT THINK THE SECOND VICTIM CONCERNS HIM.

HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE REPERCUSSIONS OF HIS ACTIONS BEYOND KYLE BEACH

this criminal gets to walk into a 7-figure salary job with the oilers while John Doe 2 struggles to pay for health insurance for therapy for addiction, anxiety and ptsd a decade after the assault on him.

fuck both of you, fuck the oilers, I'm done with them.

The very next question was to jeff on who in the org was consulted on this hire. He said NO PLAYERS WERE CONSULTED just like when kris knobloch was hired.

If mcdavid and draisaitl just go along with this hire bc that's how they think they'll get a cup absolutely go fuck yourselves you two. Be a fucking human being

I also read sheldon kennedy's statement endorsing stan bowman-- the dude all the hockeymen keep hiding behind to defend this hiring. kennedy in fact insisted on being there for this press conference bc he wanted to support him. Absolutely nothing in either his own interview or statement convinced me of the fact that bowman is ready to be back in hockey leadership. If anything, he should be continuing this work with sheldon. There was a part in the press conference where bowman could explain the work he's done and he totally fumbled the bag, said absolutely nothing of value.

Oh btw sheldon "full-time volunteer hours" is only what ppl who have $ can do y'know like stan bowman after years of privilege in the league. I've screenshot sheldon's statement for you bc pls do not spend any of your energy on this buffoonery like i have today

Lastly... real rich posting this on your youtube comments section oilers pr gtfo

[smorgasbort]

Iguazu: Everyone, therapy’s been going really well for me and I’m feeling a lot less angry. I want to turn my life around 180 degrees. And to reflect that, I’m renaming my AC.

Volta: Iguazu-

Iguazu: it will no longer be known as Head Bringer. Instead-

Volta: Iguazu, no-

Iguazu: From this day forth it will be known as Head Giver, a name that reflects the new me.