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faunandfloraas · 7 months ago
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sorry if this is a dumb and oblivious question but what changed about Han's teeth?
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3416 · 1 year ago
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getting the mitch marner sads is the worst feeling in the world btw
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tokyoteddywolf · 1 year ago
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22 isn't very much at all, I think.
#5am rambles#anyways ignore this as per usual im just thinking in a post that i'll delete soon. i just worry and writing it helps.#you ever wonder when you'll “grow up'? and then realize youre not even fully grown?#that theres still more to learn in life and that the mistakes you make are just that? mistakes?#that you are still so very very young in a world that is so very very old?#im almost 23. barely a quarter of my lifespan. im still a child in a way- my brain not fully formed.#you ever wonder how many mistakes you can make before you figure something out?#I dont know much of anything really. that's the sad part. and the adults who were supposed to help me learn... didnt.#i was failed. and now im a failure. at almost not quite 23 years old. Maybe i wont be a failure in another few years.#i still have a while to go before I die. I'm not going to waste time thinking about it. im just going to try my best.#I have time. I can learn. Grace and patience are not endless but damn if i dont try to figure things out#first step though is meds and therapy tho. we're done with the pity party. some things you just have to accept are okay#cuz my whole life i was taught that being emotional is a weakness. its pathetic and stupid to be upset or angry about anything.#any time i wanted to show i was upset or angry i was 'wrong'. i was 'selfish' and 'dramatic'#so i suppressed and pretended i was fine. that i wasnt weak and pathetic. that i was good and not an annoyance or burden.#i am not weak. i am not pathetic. i am fine i am fine i am fine you dont need to worry about the inconvenience at your door.#sometimes the shame is so much that i cant look at myself or even think i deserve help. that therapy is for people with real problems.#that i feel like ill just be told im like this for attention or dramatics. that im such a disappointment and selfish too.#ive been a “problem” my whole life to the point i dunno if i CAN be fixed. that anxiety eats me alive every day.#therapy is supposed to give you methods to cope#i dunno if it'll work though. I forget my appointments a lot. i struggle to talk sometimes. i may be autistic but its hard to get diagnosed.#emotions are so hard to figure out.
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seenthisepisode · 2 years ago
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rant about life in the tags
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kudamono94 · 2 years ago
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栽培 (Cultivation) - Wally Darling Short AMV/Edit  (CW: Scopophobia, Disturbing Imagery, Blood?)
So after going through some of my favorite Utaite playlists a while back, I came across a cover of this song by the Utaite RAY MORRIS and thought to myself, ‘you know, this song and the lyrics really fit this guy, I should mash them together :3′ and now you have this~
That said, seeing as this is the 3rd video I’ve made now, I tried to put a lot of work and effort into it compared to my last edits (to the point I spent almost 3 weeks on it, from editing to getting just the right pictures, etc.), and after FINALLY learning how to use the Tumblr video option, I’m pretty satisfied with how everything turned out, so I hope you enjoy :)
As such, please make sure to heed the content warnings before clicking on the video, and make sure to give a huge thanks to @partycoffin for making this guy because without them Wally nor Welcome Home wouldn’t exist!
Lastly, just like with my Hu Tao edit, nothing in this video belongs to me!!!
The art I used is from both Tumblr and Twitter, and for a complete list of the artists I used as well as a link to their original works along with the name of the song in the video, pls see below:
Original Song: 栽培 (Cultivation) - appy ft. KAFU
Cover by RAY MORRIS, which you can listen to here (pls give it a listen, he did a fantastic job imo and this is one of my favorite covers from him)~
List of Artists Used:
@partycoffin (OFFICIAL ART : pls go check out their amazing art for their wonderful OCs for this ARG)!
@qep0ermint (FAN ART)*
@sealemoons (FAN ART)
@diamondnature2​ (FAN ART)
@ClNsg79 (FAN ART)
@evilhal0 (FAN ART)
@catmochi_ (FAN ART)
@pbpanicbutton (FAN ART)
@then_i_didnt (FAN ART)
*Please note I put the ‘FAN ART’ tag on the other artists because I have seen other accounts impersonating the OG creator, and while I myself am aware of the different fan art used in this video (as well as that these artists made the fan art in question), I just wanted to let others know what is official and what is fan made to avoid making this problem worse.  That said, in addition to checking out the OG creator of Welcome Home, pls consider supporting these wonderful fan art creators too!
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angeltism · 1 year ago
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having thoughts abt somebun I don't even interact with that I really shouldn't be having !
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pboogerswbb · 27 days ago
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SO IT GOES - chapter 15
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Paige Bueckers x oc Warnings: language, sexual language and SMUT VERY FILTHY STRAP TOO OKAY BEWARNED Wordcount: 6,6K A/C: yeah so... we're back. this is so filthy. ALSO I DIDN'T PROOFREAD THIS. i love y'all go enjoy this you freaks
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Before London
“Are you sure it’s okay I come?” I ask, smoothing over the all black dress, the satin feeling smooth underneath my fingertips. I watch in the reflection of the mirror as Paige fixes her loose curls over my shoulder. “Did you even ask Stewie?”
“Baby you’re my girlfriend. It’s fine,” she replies absentmindedly, lifting the white collar of her shirt to place the black tie around it. Girlfriend. The term still gave me goosebumps all over. That’s who I was. Paige Bueckers’ girlfriend. I had promised myself I wouldn’t be anyone’s girlfriend for a long time. But in the three weeks I had agreed to be one I had found it not to be as scary as my memory had tried to convince me. Nothing had changed really, we were still us. Still had to keep it a secret.
“Does she know?” I ask, pinning the loose strands of my bun down. Paige chews on her bottom lip, trying to do her tie, long fingers fumbling with it.
“Yeah, she said she’s gonna bring Marta,” the blonde says, having to undo her tie. “Don’t worry, she won’t say nothin’.”
“If you say so,” I sigh, cringing as I watch Paige struggle. “Oh dear heavens, let me.”
I turn and slap the girl’s hands off the tie. I could do it in seconds, but my hands linger as I tie it up for her, taking my time feeling the burn of her blue eyes on my skin. Paige’s hand wraps around my waist, sliding down to feel my ass through the fabric.
“We don’t gotta go tho, if you don’t wanna,” she murmurs in that voice that’s trying to convince me I want something I had never even thought of. Good thing I was smarter than her. 
“Paige,” I warn, acting strict as if it didn’t please me how badly she wanted me. Holding the end of the tie, I slide my other hand up the knot, tightening it enough around her neck.
“Fine,” she groans, heavy lidded eyes staring down at me. “We wearing silver tonight?”
“That’s what I was thinking,” I murmur, folding the collar of the white button up down. We had begun a habit of wearing the same colour jewelry, gold some days, silver on others. It made us feel connected, even when we had to pretend to be worlds apart with the Wings. 
I finally meet Paige’s blue eyes, a jolt running through me seeing the hunger which she stared at me with. The blonde grins that lopsided smile that charmed the nation. “You look sexy,” she murmurs, slapping my ass.
A wide smile forms on my plump lips, green eyes flickering between her eyes and lips. Just one kiss might lead to something more, as it so often did with me and her. But my body was dying for it. My one vice. Yanking the red tie, I pull the blonde in, closing the distance between our lips. 
Our lips slide against one another in a sloppy exchange, the hunger amping up quickly. I keep tight hold of the tie, pulling her impossibly closer. Paige, thrilled by control I took and the pressure around her throat groans, exhaling heavily out of her nose.
“We need to go,” I murmur breathlessly. Paige nods but neither of us do anything to stop.
“I’m serious,” I mumble as the girl begins to kiss down my neck, nose inhaling my perfume as much as it could. 
“Yea, yea me too,” she whispers, both her hands kneading my ass. “Just gimmie four minutes mama.”
Considering her offer, I tilt my head to the side letting Paige’s wonderful, soft lips kiss against it tenderly igniting a burn between my thighs. Maybe four minutes wouldn’t be so bad? No, it always led to more. Four minutes always turned into forever with her
“No,” I giggle, pushing the girl off. ���Let me put my heels on. Let’s go.”
“Wait!” Paige stops me by my shoulders that were sparkling from the body highlighter I’d used. “I got you sumn.”
With that, the girl digs through her suitcase until she finds a large wrapped box, handing it over with both her hands. I grab it, gleaming. I had quickly figured out that Paige’s love language was definitely gift giving, her bringing me souvenirs from all sorts of places whenever she travelled alone, delivering me flowers and getting me jewelry for no other reason than “just because”.
“Open it.”
At her words I carefully unwrap the corners, neatly pulling the wrapper off. A box is revealed, a white text decorating the top spelling out Christian Louboutin Paris. My mouth drops, when I see the inside - the classic black heel with a bright red bottom. My heart stutters as I sit down on the end of the bed in awe, staring at the pair of shoes in my hands. She got me Louboutins. That’s not a three-weeks-in gift. No, that’s something more. It didn’t scare me like it might have a month ago. I knew if there was something Paige loved it was spoiling her loved ones.
“Oh darling,” I gasp, watching the blonde kneel in front of me and grab the shoes.
“May I?”
Nodding my flushed face, I watch Paige’s big hands wrap around the arch of my foot and slip the heel on, repeating it with each one. The blonde lifts my leg by my ankle, kissing it gently before placing it back down.
“Perfect fit,” she hums, satisfied. “You like em?”
“I love them Paige,” I gasp, standing back up with my girlfriend's help. “Thank you so much.”
She looks me up and down, shaking her head disbelief. “Can’t believe that’s all mine,” she murmurs, pressing a gentle kiss on my cheek.
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“Oh she’s the exact same! Socks. Everywhere!”
I laugh, sipping on my red wine and nodding enthusiastically. “Yes! It can not be that difficult to take the socks and put them into the laundry basket!”
“They’re not even clean! Smelly and sweaty socks! Horrible!” Marta agrees, waving her glass around animatedly as she speaks.
“Yo, they’re not smelly!” Paige interrupts, shaking her head. “‘S not even that bad. Y’all are sock-shaming me.”
“I wouldn’t be sock-shaming you if they weren’t all over my beautiful living room,” I scoff.
“See, I got this one to stop and now I have toys all over my beautiful living room,” Marta chuckles, toying with the glass of wine between her fingertips. “You just have to train them well.”
“Ohhh,” I giggle. “So I have to train you,” I tell Paige, feeling her hand squeezing my thigh through the satin.
Paige wiggles her eyebrows, that familiar, stupid, charming grin on her face. “That’s kinda freaky.”
I narrow my eyes at her, fighting a smile. I knew that look. “Paige Madison!” I gasp. The grin falls off her face, an embarrassed redness spreading along her cheeks. Marta and Stewie both laugh. The night had been fun, conversation flowing easy between us and the couple. Me and Marta had obviously bonded quickly over our European backgrounds, finding humor in the habits of our American girls, such as their horrible table manners.
The restaurant was dimly lit, gentle jazz playing softly in the background. It was very fancy, definitely something Marta had picked out. The soft flame of the candle illuminates Paige’s tan skin in a warm light, I couldn’t tear my eyes away. She looked so effortlessly beautiful. I don’t think I had ever been so attracted to a person. Never in my past relationships I had looked at someone and physically felt butterflies - but whenever I looked at Paige I felt them fluttering away in my stomach. Every damn time.
“Forgive me,” Paige pleads, clutching at her chest dramatically.
“For a kiss,” I smile, already imagining how I’ll be pulling that tie later. Just not here. Not yet.
The blonde looks around, shaking her head subtly. “There’s a girl that been looking at me. I think she might know me.”
Exhaling, I look around too to indeed find a brown haired girl at a table, whispering around with her friends and staring at my girlfriend. A twitch of possessiveness grows inside me, wanting me to kiss her and claim her here and then. But I knew better, so I turn back to my salmon and eat it quietly.
“You still keeping it under wraps then?” Stewie asks, following the exchange closely.
“We don’t have a choice,” I respond. “Not unless I’m willing to lose my job. And if I lose my job I lose my visa, so.”
“What?” The older woman leans back, staring at me with furrowed eyes, her dark hair flowing past her shoulders. “Lose your job?”
“My boss doesn’t allow it, anyone dating the players.”
Marta scoffs. “Is that even allowed?”
I chuckle, shrugging. “Does it matter? She could just fire me for any reason and find a person to take over my position. I know how disposable I am.”
“No you’re not. Linda loves you,” Paige answers. “I think we should just tell her.”
This again. Frustration builds in my gut, making me clench my jaw. This was a very common conversation between me and the blonde. She simply didn’t understand the stakes - because it wasn’t she who would lose her job, it would be me. If this got out she’d still have her jersey, her sponsorships, her fame. Me? I’d lose everything.
“Definitely do not tell her if she’s said that,” Stewie disagrees. 
“Yeah, guess you’re right.” Paige mumbles.
“Wait so you’re here on a work visa, no? What are you doing after the season?” Marta asks me, raising her brows. I exhale heavily, I had been trying not to think about it.
“Go home I guess, try to find a job here or get my position back for next season. It’s still a little uh… undecided.”
Paige clears her throat uncomfortably, shifting on her seat. I could tell she didn’t want to think about it any more than I did.
“Damn, that sucks,” Stewie mumbles, putting down her fork. “If you need help looking I know some people, I can ask around.”
“Or you could just get married,” Marta jokes, looking through her purse.
Stewie’s gesture warms my heart. Truthfully, I had been trying to look for other jobs - no one wanted to hire the British girl and pay for the visa just to get a worker they could easily find in the States. But I am also far too proud to ever accept a favour like that, not unless I have something to offer in return.
“Oh shit,” Marta mumbles, scrolling on her phone. “Honey, we have to go. The sitter has a fever.”
“No way,” Stewie sighs, quickly downing the last bit of her wine. “We better get the check,” she mumbles, eyes flickering around for a waiter.
“Nahhh, you go. I got it,” Paige waves them off easily. Something about the confidence and practiced ease of the gesture forced me to squeeze my thighs together underneath the table. “Go home.”
“You sure?” Breanna asks, standing up and throwing her black denim jacket on. Paige nods assertively, while giving a shrill look to a man walking by, clearly checking me out. I feel her body press tighter against mine, like she wanted everyone to know she owned me.
“I think you have to go to that event alone tomorrow hun, I’ll have to stay with the kids,” Marta mumbles, fixing her hair absentmindedly.
“I guess so,” Stewie sighs, disappointed. Paige beside me gives me a look that I can’t read.
“We can babysit.”
Snapping my head, I turn to the blonde. “We can?”
“Why not?” She shrugs, “I’m great with kids. Trust.”
Of course she was. She was practically just another child herself.
“No, we couldn’t ask.” Stewie refuses. “Those two are a handful.”
I chuckle, nodding towards the blonde. “So is this one,” I joke, getting an offended scoff in response. “We would love to help. Really.”
Breanna and Marta eye each other for a moment, clearly having some sort of nonverbal discussion amongst themselves. It takes everything in me not to lean against Paige’s broad shoulder, I couldn’t wait to get home. Not for any lustful reason, genuinely what I craved most in the outside world was the gentle touches, the heavenly kisses or merely the way she brushed against me whenever I was near. 
“Are you sure about this?” Marta asks, my eyes snapping from my girlfriend to the woman.
“Definitely,” Paige responds with a sureness that would convince anyone. I couldn’t help but admire the way she showed up for those who needed her without needing anything in return. It wasn’t just me, it was family, friends, community. She was always there. Maybe she wasn’t the best with words or communicating. Because she didn’t communicate through words but actions. Maybe that would make it all worth suffering over scattered socks.
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New York City is warm on the July evening, but the slight breeze makes me carefully place my jacket over Izara’s shoulders as we wait for our car to arrive. The dark haired girl smiles bashfully but grabs hold of the fabric. The leather swallowed her, cocooning Izzie with warmth. The loose strands of her bun flow in the air, covering some of her face. I can’t help but reach over and brush them behind her ear - I couldn’t bear not to see her eyes. Those sharp, knowing, challenging eyes I had grown to look for everywhere I went.
“Thank you,” she hums, fluttering her long lashes at me. I nearly groan from how bad I want to kiss her, to taste her lips tinted red with wine. My insides twist at the sound of her smooth but low voice, a warmth like no other spreading over me.
“Do you remember that first time we shared a car months ago?” Izzie asks, the corners of her mouth lifted upwards.
“Yeah,” I grin, looking to the ground thinking about how I had probably never been so attracted to anyone in my entire life. “You were intimidating as hell.”
“I could tell you were scared of me,” she laughs, looking around the busy street for the car. “I thought you didn’t like me.”
I shake my head, laughing too at the memory of how I’d acted a fool. “Nah, I was just so attracted to you like, the minute I saw you.”
“Me too,” she admits, green eyes twinkling at me under the street lamps.
“Forreal?” I ask surprised. If this was true she hadn’t let it show. Or I had been too blind to notice.
“Yes Paige, forreal.”
I can’t help but chuckle at her use of the word, affection overwhelming me. “Look at you using my lingo.”
Izara rolls her eyes, pushing me away by my face. “Do not think for a second you’ll Americanize me.”
“You’re so cute just wanna eat you up,” I laugh easily, wrapping my hands around her waist from behind. 
“Is that a promise?” She teases, swaying us back and forth.
“Always ma,” I lean over to say into her ear, fighting every cell in me to start kissing her. “I like you so bad, y’know that?” The words didn’t seem sufficient to really express how I felt, all of them too vapid to describe the stirring inside me. “So bad it makes me stupid.”
Izzie laughs, nodding knowingly. “I like you too baby,” she hums. “So much.”
Just then, our car finally pulls up, stopping right in front of us. I thank God for rewarding my patience, opening the door and slipping in after my beautiful girl who I liked, no adored, more than anything. That word doesn’t feel right either, too lackluster, too void of what I was feeling. I’m sure I’d find the right word someday.
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“Okay so snacks are in the fridge. Feel free to eat anything you’d like. And I’lll have my ringer up if you need to call, oh also don’t worry about cleaning up-”
“Marta, baby,” Breanna chuckles, taking her wife’s hand. “I think they got it.”
“I promise, we’ll be okay,” Izzie smiles. “Go have fun, I’ll have my phone on me.”
Marta sighs, looking at us two before going up to the kids who are sitting on the couch, both watching Bluey. 
“Mommy’s gonna be back soon okay? Be good to Paige and Zari. I love you,” she mumbles to each of them, kissing their foreheads before returning to the door. “Okay okay okay, we need to go now.”
“I’ll carry you out if I have to,” Stewie jokes, helping Marta put her coat on. “Alright, bye now. See you in a couple hours.”
“Bye y’all, have fun,” I wave, closing the door behind the couple. Carefully, I turn to Ruby and Theo expecting at the very least a few cries. But the pair sit happily on the couch, too invested in the cartoon.
“Hey my loves,” Izzie smiles to the two of them, crouching on the couch in front of the kids. “I got you some surprises.”
This catches Ruby’s attention, her eyes flickering to Izara’s bag as she digs through it and pulls out a few pots of playdough we had picked up this morning. 
“Have you ever played with this?” She asks, waving the pots around. But Ruby ignores her.
“Why do you talk like that?” She asks, clearly confused. I burst into laughter, Izara trying to hide her amusement to not offend the little girl.
“Ohh, see, I have an accent,” she explains kindly. “I’m from England. It’s in Europe.”
“Did you fly here?” Ruby questions, scooting to the edge of the couch closer to Iz.
“I sure did,” she smiles. “On a plane.”
“I flied on the sky with a big plane,” the little girl explains.
“Wow, really?” Izzie asks enthusiastically. “Did you like it?”
The little girl thinks for a while. “I was scawed. Theo cried too much.”
Iz laughs, scooting closer to her carefully. “Aw, maybe he was nervous.”
“It was loud. I covered my ears. Like this,” Ruby demonstrates, covering her ears with her little hands. Me and Izara laugh at the girl, her hair in sweet little pigtails. “What’s that?” Her tiny hand points to the yellow pots in Izzie’s hands.
“Oh, this is playdough. Have you ever played with it before?”
“What’s playdoh?”
“Well how about we go to the table and look at it? Would you like to come with me?” Carefully, Izzie holds out her hand for the young girl. She goes back and forth, until in a moment of bravery, she grabs Izara’s finger, and begins to wobble over to the kitchen. I watch the two of them, my heart fluttering at the sight.
“Theooo, cmere bro,” I coo at the younger boy who smiles at me easily, holding up his little arms and letting me carry him over to the kitchen table where Izzie and Ruby are already molding the playdough.
“I make a tiara and put it on my head,” Ruby gleams, beginning to place the playdough all over her hair.
“Oh goodness,” Iz stops her just before disaster strikes, grabbing the dough from her hands. “How about we keep the playdough on the table, and make crowns out of something else?”
Ruby sighs dramatically - until her eyes light up. “Wait!” she gasps, taking off running. Her little feet quickly jog back with two plastic tiaras in her hands. “Now I’m a princess!” She giggles, placing one of them in her head. “You too!”
“For me?” Izzie smiles, taking the crown from the girl. Somehow the plastic tiara gently laid on her black hair makes her sparkle in a way I had never seen before.
“Yes! You’re a princess too!”
“Hey!” I gasp, letting Theo squeeze and mold the dough while sitting on my knee. “I’m not a princess?”
“Hmm,” Ruby thinks, eyeing me up and down. “You can be a cowboy. Or a dog.”
“Woof woof!” Theo cheers, clapping his hands together and getting the dough all over the floor.
Izzie laughs gently, molding a heart out of the red playdough and handing it to me. I almost melt. So I can’t help it when I grab a hold of her soft hand, kissing it gently.
“Are you two married?” Ruby asks without missing a beat. Me and my Izara chuckle, my skin turning hot.
“She wishes,” Iz teases, kicking me underneath the table. “We’re not. But we’re girlfriends.”
“Okay and do you have a baby?” The little girl continues. A redness spreads over Izara’s cheeks as I wiggle my brows at her. I don’t need to say anything. She knows exactly what’s on my mind.
“We don’t,” Iz says, her green eyes moving to the little girl, gasping when she finally realised Ruby had combined all the colours into one brown pile despite her long discussion with the little girl.
“Ruby, what are you doing?” She asks, covering her mouth with her hand.
“I make a rainbow!”
I scoff lightheartedly. “That’s not a rainbow, it’s brown.”
The little girl tilts her head, looking at the brown pile before beginning to laugh hysterically. “It’s a poop rainbow!”
Theo erupts into giggles, banging his hands on the table.
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“You regretting it yet my love?” I chuckle, watching Paige wiping sweat off her forehead after taking turns spinning the two kids up in the air. Mind you, this had been going on for the past 20 minutes.
“Again, again!” Theo cheers, pulling on the blonde’s sweatpants. 
“God help me,” Paige mumbles to me and herself, pulling her white t-shirt off over her head, leaving the girl in a black sports bra, sweat dripping down her veiny arms.
“More Paigey!” Ruby whines, jumping up and down.
“Okay my loves, I think Paigey needs a little break,” I say gently, handing Theo a toy dinosaur to redirect his energy. The little boy sits down, happily roaring to himself as he plays. But I can see the quiver in Ruby’s lower lip as disappointment takes over.
“Moreeee,” she sniffles and then erupts into tears, beginning to cry loudly.
Paige’s eyes widen in a panic. “I can go one more ti-”
But I stop her, shaking my head. Paige can’t just bend to the girl’s will because of some tears.
Getting down on Ruby’s level, I grab her tiny hands into mine, establishing eye contact.
“Ruby, hey Ruby, look at me,” I coo, my thumbs brushing against the soft skin. “You’re feeling really disappointed huh?”
The little girl nods, cheeks red and filled with tears. “Really wanted to spin,” she says in a shaky voice.
“I know darling,” I say empathetically. “You know what always helps me when I’m sad? Taking some deep breaths. Would you want to do some with me?”
Ruby nods sadly, beginning to follow my breathing pattern - inhaling through your nose, exhaling through your mouth. We do that until she stops tearing up, Paige’s ocean blue eyes eyeing us carefully.
“Would you like a hug Ruby?” I carefully ask. The little girl immediately wraps her short arms around me, squeezing tight. I can’t help but smile, holding her tight and lifting my eyes to find Paige staring, her eyes soft and gentle as she watches me take care of the girl.
“I got an idea Ruby,” she says, crouching down beside. “You wanna build a fort?”
“Wow! That’d be great huh?” I ask the girl who finally lets go of me, nodding excitedly. “I’ll go make a snack while you do that.”
In the kitchen I begin to cut slices out of apples behind the corner, listening to the muffled laughter and joy erupting from the living room. A wide smile spreads onto my face as I bite into an apple slice, butterflies filling my stomach at the sound of Paige playing with the children. In this moment I could burst with the affection I felt for her. There was something about seeing her with kids, the way she made them giggle effortlessly, the way her strong arms held them, protected them, took care of them. Something about it had me going weak in the knees.
I jump slightly, feeling a hand wrap around my waist from behind, the scent of sandalwood cocooning me. 
“You’re amazing, y’know that?” Paige murmurs into my ear, her hot breath causing shivers to run up and down my spine. “You’re so good with em.”
I chuckle softly, letting out a shaky breath when the blonde’s soft lips brush against the crook of my neck. “You’re everything,” I reply, my voice turning vulnerable. 
Paige’s strong hands spin me around by my waist, now eye to eye with her. She doesn’t say anything at first, just stares - like she’s trying to comprehend something. My breath hitches, chest tightening under her gaze. She looks at me with her pupils blown. chest rising and falling a little too fast, like her heart couldn’t keep quiet, soft cheeks flushed red. I wasn’t sure why or what it meant.
“Fuck I like you so much,” she murmurs, making me blush. I knew exactly how she felt. I felt it too, or at least I thought I did.
“PAIGEYY!” A loud scream erupts from the living room, followed by the tapping of little feet. “Hurry up! I wanna play Frozen and be Elsa in my fort!”
The little girl peaks around the corner, Paige instinctively taking a step back to create space between us.
“You can be Sven!” Ruby says, waving around a pair of toy reindeer antlers.
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There’s a soreness pulsing through all my muscles when I kick off my shoes, placing them neatly in the corner of the hotel room and walking in. Paige follows behind me, her hoodie coming up and showcasing her lower stomach as she stretches her arms.
“I’m so beat,” she murmurs. I nod, beginning to undress eagerly to get into my favourite pyjamas - Paige’s shirt. I pull off my top and shorts, and I'm left to dig through the suitcase in my satin lingerie. Suddenly I feel the blonde’s hands on me, unbuckling my bra for me from behind, releasing my breasts from its hold as it falls off me.
“Paige,” I scold lightheartedly, but she doesn’t speak, her fingers slide around me and brush against my nipples making them grow hard. With a shaky exhale, I lean my head back against her shoulder, my hands holding the white button down I slept in while she kneads my breasts, perfectly fitting into the palms of her large hands. Those perfect fucking hands.
“Want you mama,” she whispers into my ear, kissing along it. I moan gently, giggling a little.
“I need to- ah- wash my face first darling,” I mumble. “Keep it in your pants just a little bit longer.”
Paige groans but let’s go, rubbing her jaw in frustration. “Just be quick.”
I hurry into the bathroom, my meticulous skincare routine impossible to make quick despite my girlfriend’s wishes. Finally, after 20 minutes or so I walk out to the low rumbling of Paige’s snores, finding her laid on her back in just a sports bra and boxers, arm thrown over her face. That’s mine.
I merely watch for a moment, taking her in, taking the day in. A warm feeling overwhelms me, and the urge to curl up next to the blonde grows bigger than ever before. Everybody wanted her, yet she was all mine, worshipping the ground I walked on. Little did she know I felt the exact same.
Tiptoeing around the room, I turn off the lights, crawling into bed beside her, covering both of us in the white cotton of the duvet. Before I fall asleep, I lean into her neck, smelling the sandalwood one more time before my eyelids grow too heavy to keep admiring her.
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It can’t be more than ten in the morning when I feel wet, sloppy kisses being placed into the back of my neck, fingers pushing my hair to the side. I stir, still half asleep, nuzzling my face into the pillow as I lie on my stomach. A gentle touch running down my spine slowly, goosebumps spreading everywhere. 
Another kiss, now on my shoulder as fingers reach under me to undo the two buttons I had been sensible to do last night. I stir again, my body subconsciously helping by allowing the white button up to be pulled off my body, leaving me in a light pink satin thong.
“Mmh,” I hum against the cotton, bringing my hand to rub the sleepiness off my eyes when there’s a gentle shush in my ear.
“Go back to sleep ma,” Paige coos. Another wet kiss on my ear this time, sending jolts to my core. “Just wanna eat your pussy.”
Oh. Suddenly I feel more awake, and even eager, my legs spreading without me even noticing. Paige does though, grinning proudly as she kisses between my shoulderblades, wet, hot, messy kisses leaving a glistening trail down my spine. My eyes maintain closed, my brain still partly asleep but my body’s alert, my back curving my ass into the air when Paige’s lips go lower and lower.
The weight of the blonde on the mattress shifts as she sits up to admire me, both her hands gently grabbing my ass and kneading, seeing the way my light pink thong covering my cunt is peeking out between my thighs, teasing her. I feel the air hitting my core as she grabs my ass more harshly, my back arching involuntarily joined by a desperate whine. How quickly I’d gone from being asleep to dying to have her.
“I know mama, I know,” she murmurs lovingly, fingertips stroking up and down my thighs, spreading them apart just slightly. “I’ma take care of you. Gonna make it all better.”
Her words comfort me only a little, but they don’t fix the aching, dripping sensation between my thighs. Finally, Paige’s fingertips dip underneath the band of my thongs as she pulls them down my thighs with a gasp.
“Damn you’re so wet,” she hisses, slowly spreading my legs the slightest bit. “You dream of me or sumn?”
I’m too dazed and gone to answer, my only response to lift my ass off the mattress enough to give Paige a good view.
“Relax,” she whispers and finally I feel her warm tongue lick along my slit, flat against my dripping pussy once, twice, three times.
“Oh,” I gasp, my fists gripping the white sheets underneath me. Paige moans at the taste of me, pulling back to fill her lungs with air before diving fully in.
Suddenly it’s like she’s everywhere, moving slow but with precise movements, making me feel her all over.
“Baby,” I whimper as Paige’s hands spread my lips apart, burying her face deep enough into my cunt so I feel her nose pressing inside me. “Shit.”
She’s moaning harder than I am, eyes rolled back as she pulls back to spit into my folds, just to dive right back in and slurp all of it up.
“Shit’s so wet huh?” Paige mumbles against my clit, sending vibrations everywhere. My eyes begin to water, the pillow muffling my moans.
Needing more, I prop myself up onto my knees so my ass is in the air. Easier access. Paige groans, pulling back to admire my wet, pulsing pussy - one of her favourite things to do. I swear sometimes she just lied between my legs looking at me.
“Fucking shit,” she cusses, spreading me apart to see the gushes of wetness dripping out of me with every throb, quickly bringing her tongue back to my cunt as to not waste a drop. 
“Paige,” I whimper, legs trembling with need. I needed to cum. Bad. “Don’t stop.”
“Yes ma’am,” she replies without hesitation. Suddenly she’s back at it, her tongue swirling in my folds, circling my clit until she begins to lap me up the way only she knew how.
“Don’t stop, don’t fucking stop,” I gasp. Paige nods against my pussy, the sounds of her slurping me up filthy. “Make me feel so good.”
“Shit…” Paige mumbles, “tell me again, please.”
“You make- ah shit, make me feel so good baby,” I moan, the throbbing becoming harder and harder to as I got closer.
She moans at my words, they only egg her on. It’s like she’s everywhere, gripping my thighs, slurping me up, taking my clit into her mouth and sucking on it gently. I can’t help it anymore.
“Baby I- I’m- I’m gonna-“ I gasp, my moaning turning uncontrollable as she eats me. A simple nod is enough to have me rolling off the edge, grasping the sheets and gasping for air as I cum.
The blonde praises me through it, her words a distant comfort as waves of ecstasy wash over me, my wetness covering her entire face.
Weakly, I roll onto my back. My chest heaves and my eyes remain closed, but Paige crawls up from between my legs and begins to kiss me. Tenderly, lovingly, with so much emotion it surprises me.
The taste of me is all over her face as my mouth wrap around her bottom lip, pulling on it gently. She grins in response, stroking my sides and arms to bring me down.
“Iz?” She asks. Her voice is uncharacteristically shaky and nervous which alerts me enough to open my eyes.
“Yes my darling?”
She meets my gaze with her blue eyes filled with lust. 
“I bought it, thought we could try… y’know.”
Oh I immediately know. I gulp. The strap had been left untouched waiting for the right moment. Maybe this was it?
Paige, too nervous to wait for me to speak, begins to kiss my neck, her breathing irregular and ragged.
“I just wanna feel you,” she murmurs, trailing downwards with wet kisses. She sucks on my collarbone, surely leaving a red mark. “Please.”
Paige’s big hands come to my full breasts, kneading gently. My hands finds its way into her hair, guiding her mouth to my nipple in a moment of desperation.
“Ahh,” I moan softly, Paige’s soft lips sucking my nipple and breast, making my back arch in response. I swear something about her mouth on my tits had me almost cumming sometimes.
“Please, just wanna be inside you ma,” she whimpers. Looking down I see her eyes watering as she her eyes roll into her head, so desperate and hungry I nearly had her in tears. “Please mommy.”
I gasp at her words, an immediate jolt rushing back to my core, still throbbing and sensitive. Paige keeps sucking on my nipples, her tongue circling them. I don’t think she realised what she said.
“Okay, okay baby.”
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What I hadn’t considered was how wild just seeing the strap on Paige would have me, the silicone resting on her with her veiny hand stroking it like it was an extension of her. It might as well have been, the color matching Paige’s skin tone perfectly.
“Fuck,” she’s already panting as she climbs into the bed, eyes locked on her hand wrapped around the length.
My breathing is shaky too, a nearly painful feeling of emptiness inside me making me whiny.
“Baby,” I whisper to get the blonde’s attention.
“Yeah?”
When her blue eyes meet mine, I finally spread my legs apart, watching her gaze trail down to my core.
“Shit, okay, yeah,” Paige mumbles flustered, settling herself between my legs. She’s trembling, a bead of sweat dripping down her neck. 
I gasp, feeling the silicone press gently against my slit. Paige gasps too, eyes locked onto where our bodies met as she taps the strap against my clit. I moan, brows furrowed. Fuck this. I couldn’t wait any more. The emptiness was too painful.
I reach down, taking charge and grabbing the silicone, guiding it against my folds until it’s glistening with wetness. Paige’s jaw falls slack, her eyes growing even heavier than before. Even more so when I finally guide the tip to my entrance, my leg wrapping around her waist to slip its length inside me.
“Oh sh-“ I gasp, immediately throwing my head back when I feel the intrusion. She’s big, of course she is, enough to make my legs tremble as I get overwhelmed.
“Holy fuck,” Paige hisses, watching closely as her strap - no her dick - stretches me open. “Izzie.”
“P-Paige,” I cry out.
“I’m here baby,” she whimpers, bringing her thumb to my lips and brushing it against mine as I adjust to her.
“S-So big,” I murmur, hissing as Paige slowly pushes deeper inside.
“Ah, fuck,” she cusses. “But you take it so well baby, take my dick so well.”
I moan at her words. “Baby, please.”
Nodding, mouth ajar, Paige begins to roll her hips, the strap slipping in and out of me. The stretch borders on overwhelming, a gasp spilling from my lips every time she thrusts her hips into mine.
“Fuck, look at that,” Paige hisses, eyes flickering between my chest, bouncing as she fucks me, and where her strap is digging into me, my pussy gushing and stretching around it. “Goddamn.”
She begins to go faster, my hands reaching up for her shoulders and pulling her down. We meet in a breathy kiss, both taking turns to moan into each other’s mouths. The sound of skin slapping fills the hotel room, my pussy loud as hell around her length.
“Baby, fuck,” I moan louder than before, and Paige takes it as a sign to reach down and rub sloppy circles on my clit. As she does, a gush of wetness bursts out of me, covering her thighs and dampening the sheets.
“Oh sh- Does my dick feel good? Deep inside that pussy?
I nod, my eyes rolling back. “Feel so good. I love your dick.”
“Shit,” she cusses. “W-want me to cum inside you?”
I nod again, in a complete haze, too drunk off her to think. “Please, need you to. Want you to put a baby in me.”
Paige’s head lulls back and forth, a loud moan leaving her lips. “Don’t worry, I’ma put a baby in you. Gonna get you pregnant.”
“Let me give you a baby,” I moan back. She’s pounding into me now, and as I open my eyes I find her eyes rolling back, jaw slack and brows furrowed.
“Holy- Shit, baby, I’ma put a baby in you. Take me so well. So deep in you- shit, in your guts.”
She’s rambling, the way she did whenever she got close. Wait? She’s close? Without being touched?
It only gets me wetter, my nails digging into her skin and leaving red marks all over. 
“Are you close?” I ask in a shock, moaning as she thrusts into me hard. Our noses nuzzle against each other with each pump, her lips hovering over mine as we whimper into each other’s mouths.
“C-can’t help it, swear I can feel it,” she mumbles. “Swear I can feel this pussy, ma, so fucking wet and tight. Sh- she’s so perfect.”
“Paige, baby,” I cry out, looking at her scrunched up face as the knot in my abdomen tightens and tightens. “Baby, I’m close.”
“M-me too, lemme cum inside you, please, feel so good, I love you, I’ma cum,” Paige rambles, but I barely hear her, as my pussy grips around her dick, the knot finally snapping as she slams her hips into mine, cumming with me. Curses as moans fill the room as the thrusts turn sloppy and slower, both of us riding out our highs. But I only hear one thing. Paige’s voice saying I love you, ringing in my ears painfully.'
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gabriellessworldd · 10 months ago
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Never get yo bitch back!
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plug!connie x black fem reader 😛😛
wc- 1.7k!
☆ warnings ☆: mdni! mentions of weed nd alcohol, smut 18+, cheating (established relationship w eren), public-ish sex (bathroom unlocked door), pnv, oral (f receive), Connie and reader have wanted each other for a min, first time writing ever don't drag me y'all pls!! 😓 I kinda want to make this have multiple parts but idk yet. I'm very open to criticism nd I hope y'all enjoy!
"Y/nnnnn, cmon you can come outside for one night!" Your best friend Sasha whined through the screen. As much as you protested, deep down you really did want to go out. Especially because Eren wasn't at home, you really wanted to talk to him since y'all haven't been doing so well recently. Petty arguments, sleepless nights, ig posts, and to top it all off he hasn't been to your house in weeks, not giving y'all anytime to have a conversation.
You check the time and see it's 6:00pm that means you got at least 2-3 hours before you would have to leave. "Girl you right, send me the lo. What you wearin?" Sasha set her phone up to show you the outfit she picked out, "Girl that's cute asf!! Ima match you." Sasha helped you pick out an outfit (1 or 2) that resembled hers. "Okay Sash ima finish my hair nd makeup, lmk when yall otw there." "Bye N/n, i gotchu." Sasha hung up and you continued finishing your hair and makeup.
Once you were in your car you looked at the location, realizing that it was at Jean's house, meaning Connie would be there. There was something so attractive about Connie that you didn't know how to explain, he was just, mesmerizing. You knew you would never be able to approach him tho, him nd Eren had been friends forever, and that was a boundary you wouldn't cross. Nothing being crossfaded couldn't fix..
You pull in front of Jean's house and it's packed, you can hear the music from the street. You text Sasha that you pulled up and fix yourself in the car mirror. "We're waiting for you at the front N/n." You read Sasha's text and get out of your car. When you open the door Mikasa, Annie, Sasha, and some other girls greet you. You scan the crowd feeling a familiar stare, you turn to your right and see a crossfaded Connie Springer and his homeboys sitting on some sofas in the corner. Connie feels you stare back and smirks. 'This finna be interesting.' You think to yourself.
You make your way to the kitchen to take a couple shots, Sasha gets a blunt from Ony, and y'all head upstairs to light up. When the sesh is over you feel amazing, the music is blasting, you're having a great night, and you're a 10, what could be better? You and the girls head downstairs to go dance and enjoy your night. You and Sasha throw ass like there's no tomorrow and Mikasa is right there to catch it. You laugh and stand up straight when you feel the stare of those familiar hazel eyes. "Ima go grab another drink" you tell Sasha and she drukenly nods.
You walk up to the counter where all of the drinks are, "hey connie" you look at him, and smile. He leans in closer to you "wassup mami, you look good. shit, you smell good too." he smiles at you with all of his pearly white teeth and you notice his silver grillz.(#1, #2, #3) God he's so fine. The way his red eyes are hanging low, the smell of his cologne, and his pretty ass accent, triple homicide.
"Where yo man at tho? Thought he was gon come tonight." Connie's confused as to why Eren isn't at this party trailing you like a lost puppy, unless, y'all wasn't on speaking terms right now. He grinned at the thought "Oh um Ion really-" You stuttered out wondering why he would ruin a good conversation. "Nah you ain gotta answer mami, follow me." He held his hand out with a 'hm' and you quickly took it, needing to feel his touch. He lead you upstairs to the first bathroom he saw, he opened the door, "Tu vas primero hermosa" you go first beautiful. You smiled at the sentence and walked in front of him. His eyes naturally trailed down to the best view there was 'Damn.' was all he thought as he watched you walk and felt himself get harder in his sweats.
"So wassup?" You questioned him, almost like a challenge. You leaned your back against the counter and looked into his eyes. "To be honest ion wanna play no games ma, you know what I want." He leaned towards you, muscular and veiny arms on both sides of you, caging you in.
You could feel the tension grow as both of you realized just how badly you needed the other. "Can I?" Connie asks to kiss you 'and he's respectful omg add that to the list' you think, "Yes, you can." As soon as those three words came out of your mouth, Connie grabbed the back of your neck and pulled you to him, his other hand quickly found your ass and squeezed, while your hands slid their way into his scruffy buzzcut. The kiss was passionate but it also had a hint of hunger, longing almost, like both of you waited your whole lives for this. Both of your tongues fighting for dominance, and both of you wanted, no, craved more from each other. Connie's large hand found it's way to your throat and he squeezed softly earning a light moan from you, Connie pulled away, a string of saliva connecting you two.
"Ay dios mio mami" oh my god Connie whispered. Connie littered bites and hickeys down your neck and exposed cleavage, not caring who would see. He tapped on your thigh, a signal for you to stand so he could remove your pants. He then picked you up and set you back down on the counter, he kissed the insides of your thighs and left a trail of bites. He looked up at you for confirmation, and you nodded your head, he pulled your panties to the side. Connie was in a trance, the way your folds were so puffy, the way they were covered in wetness, connie almost came in his pants at the sight. "Fuck." was all he said before he began kissing and sucking on your lips. He spread them open with his middle and index finger, and could've sworn he saw heaven.
He plunged his fingers inside your wet hole, sucking on your clit while he pumped his fingers in you nice and slow. "Fuck con" you let out a soft moan, it was like music to his ears. He worked his fingers a little faster and curled them up grazing over your spot. "o-oh fuck connie mmhm, right there" He came up, bottom half of his face covered in your sweet juices "You taste so sweet, princesa" and with that he went back down and devoured you like you were his last meal. "a-ah mm con. That feels soo good" you whispered, feather light moans. You could feel the knot in your stomach tightening as he pushed his tongue in and out of your hole. "Cmon mami let me hear you." he felt you squeeze his tongue and pull his hair, that was enough to let him know. He pushed his fingers back in and started pumping at an insane speed.
"Go ahead ma, let me taste all of you" Your thighs tightened around his head as you felt your high coming. "ah connie 'm gonna cum, fuck!" you moaned out louder than before, he curled his fingers again, making you throw your head back and squeeze your eyes closed. "Joder, eres tan deliciosa." damn, you're so delicious.
Connie stood up and your hands immediately found the band of his sweats and boxers, in one tug you pulled them both down. "Eager much huh mami? Well I expect you to take it all then." Your eyes widened at the statement but your thoughts were cut short when you heard him speak again. "Turn around for me mami, and don't take your eyes off the mirror." The dominance in his voice made you even wetter. You turned around towards the mirror and he slid off your panties.
He smeared his tip on your folds, collecting your wetness. Without warning he pushed his full length in, starting off with slow strokes. "Fuck mami, you're squeezing me so tight" You arched your back a little more and relaxed. He starts moving quicker and palms the fat of your ass.
Connie props one of your legs on the counter and smacks your ass. "f-fuck connie oh!" hearing you get louder, not caring if anyone could hear you, only riled him up more. He snaked his hand around your throat pulling your head up more so you could see what a mess he made of you. Your lip liner gone, mascara smeared on your damp bottom eyelashes, and a fucked out expression. Connie thought you looked perfect.
"Y-yes mami, take all t-this dick" you hear him stutter his calm demeanor fading away as he fucks into you at an unruly pace. "Ah! Con so good. i-it's so big" He smacks your ass again and continues fucking you.
He pulls out and you pout feeling empty "Calmate princesa." calm down princess He chuckles and flips you on your back then he pulls your hips closer to him. He pushes back into you, not wasting any time. Connie pushes your legs back a little more "Keep 'em right there ma." You hold the back of your knees with your hands, feeling connie's tip hit all the right places, Connie places a heavy hand on your lower stomach and he presses down. "a-ah con please! it feels soo good." You and Connie both feel yourselves about to cum.
"Con 'm about to cum! ah please Connie!" You can feel your thighs starting to shake, "g-go ahead mami, fuck you're so perfect. m-make a mess all over me." Connie rubs on your sensitive bud and keeps fucking you deep. You can feel a wave of pleasure wash over you and your vision turns white. "Ah! Connie fuck 'm cumming!" You yell, "f-fuck me too ma." You notice his voice falter and crack at the end, he sounds so angelic. He pulls out and hot, white, ropes coat your tummy.
Connie begins wiping off your stomach and he leans in to kiss you, but he sees something in the corner of his eye, almost like a, figure. "Shit" Connie says blankly, putting his pants back on. You scramble to put your clothes back on and turn to see Eren standing there looking pissed.
"what.. what the fuck is wrong with y'all?"
Whew chileeeee. y'all did I at least nibble or what 👀 but lmk if I should make this multiple parts, also give me title ideas!! lmk if y'all want to be tagged in the next parts! love u all nd I hope y'all had as much fun reading as I had writing this! (watch nb read ts #embarrasing 😰)
- with lots of love, gabrielle <3
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syninplays · 6 months ago
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Coastal Part One - ts3 version
Okay we're going to kindly ignore my awful preview and focus only on the items lol
Was requested to convert the build items of this set and did as much as I could but some items were too similar to already existing cc or were too tall to be resized and fitted to ts3 walls. So as little gift I also added 4 items I did for myself a while ago hehe
>Mesh/texture credits go to Harrie, original ts4 post is >here<
>Mostly low poly items, but as usual all polycounts can be found under the cut (;
>Everything is fully recolorable!
>Some notes: Most animations look bad but when I manage to get them to look pretty I'll fix these items (they still work and are perfectly functional tho) / 3 tile arches don't have a diagonal version, though if several people ask me to make it I will! / One of the arches shown in the preview looks weird but it's been fixed / Also please let me know if the chair/stool look good as I lost the original files and had to unmerge them hehe
>DOWNLOAD< (always free on patreon)
Accent Window Medium - 564 poly
Accent Window Medium Open - 564 poly
Accent Window Short - 516 poly
Accent Window Short Open - 516 poly
Coffee Pouf - 850 poly
Cottage Door Short - 734 poly
Double Cottage Window Closed - 368 poly
Double Cottage Window Open - 372 poly
Fireplace - 738 poly
French Door Short Closed - 1k poly
French Door Short Open - 1k poly
French Single Door Short - 618 poly
French SIngle Door Short Open - 618 poly
Front Door - 728 poly
Front Door Short - 964 poly
Garage Door Closed - 1k poly
Garage Door Open - 1k poly
Georgian Sash Window - 794 poly
Georgian Sash Window Open - 794 poly
Georgian Window Square - 388 poly
Interior Arch Med - 382 poly
Interior Arch Med 3 Tile - 396 poly
Interior Arch Med 4 Tile - 428 poly
Interior Arch Short - 216 poly
Interior Arch Short 3 Tile - 218 poly
Interior Arch Short 4 Tile - 216 poly
Interior Double Door - 748 poly
Interior Double Door Open - 748 poly
Interior Single Door - 484 poly
Interior Single Door Open - 484 poly
Nursery Spindle Accent Chair - 3,7k poly
Nursery Spindle Foot Stool - 914 poly
Peace Window - 876 poly
Single Cottage Window Closed - 276 poly
Single Cottage Window Open - 284 poly
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bitterkarella · 1 year ago
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Midnight Pals: Spicy Stories
JK Rowling: hello children Poe: oh Poe: oh joanne Poe: you're back Rowling: i have concernss Poe: uh we're mostly about just telling stories here Poe: you have your own campfire for your terf stuff don't you? Rowling: yess but they've really been getting on my nervess lately
Rowling: you know how it iss with terf deatheaterss Poe: not really Rowling: alwayss agreeing with everything i ssay Rowling: all "oh yes dark lord" this and "oh spare me dark lord" that Rowling: ssometimess you jusst get tired of hearing "masterful gambit dark lord"
Rowling: i tell you, you don't know how hard it is to run a cult L Ron Hubbard: oh yeah woof big mood Hubbard: people think its all fun, but its actually a lot of work Rowling: I know right????
Poe: regardless, joanne, i'm going to have to put my foot down Poe: this campfire is just for stories Rowling: uhhh actually i do have a new ssstory Rowling: i wass insspired to write after having an argument on the internet Barker: oh damn no shit? Barker: that's wild
Rowling: it's a new harry potter ssstory King: oh man! it's about time, i've been hoping for a new potter story for ages! Rowling: itss about hermione going back in time to help grindelwald, who actually had sssome good points if you think about it
Rowling: i call it Rowling: the time turner diariesss Barker: wow this is not really funny anymore Baker: its like INTENSELY not funny Lovecraft: catchy title tho!
Rowling: i'm retconning grindelwald into a misundersstood idealisst Rowling: who was only forced to make hard choicess because of the unreassonablenesss of decadent weimar society
Rowling: oh also you know that thing where people kept criticizing me cuz technically grindelwald's "evil" plan was to prevent the holocaust? Rowling: well good news Rowling: i've rectified that little mistake
Rowling: like, why would the naziss target transs & queer people, traditionally the most powerful and widely accepted memberss of ssociety? Rowling: would not the naziss, famouss for their love of diverssity, actually approve of them? Rowling: i'm jusst asskin questions
King: actually joanne there's a lot of well-documented evidence Barker: give it up steve King: no no i can fix this King: i'm sure if i just lay out the facts in a logical, well-reasoned manner- Barker: oh god that's so cute Barker: don't you just love him? Poe: that's our steve
King: so you see the nazi book burning of the institute for sexualwissenschaft- Rowling: nope Rowling: didn't happen King: King: well it kinda did, see, as i was saying- Rowling: thiss iss missogyny
Rowling: i don't undersstand you lot at all Rowling: i come into your campfire, i make a sstatement that i really want to be true & you all refuse to accept it Rowling: thiss issn't the way it works over with my terf deatheaters at all Rowling: they love accepting things i ssay!
Rowling: it'ss actually really missogynisstic that you all refusse to accept what i'm ssaying asss truth Rowling: even though you all know how badly i want it to be true King: but joanne, it isn't true- Rowling: ssave it for court ssteve!
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Shelley: i got here late wot's going on? Barker: joanne is doing holocaust denial Rowling: EXCUSE ME it'ss only holocausst denial if you quesstion the murder of jews Rowling: tho now that i think about it i do have some questionss
Rowling: like, would they not have ussed their goblin magic to essscape? Lovecraft: ya know, she makes a good point Sonia Greene: i'm right here howard Lovecraft: Greene: see, this is why i don't talk much
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mia-can-yap-too · 12 days ago
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Diamond-less Disaster
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What?:- The Blue Lock boys try to ask you out! Except they're in 'Episodes – Choose your Story' and don't have enough diamonds...
Warnings:- Crack, isagi crying from embarrassent (not in front of the huzz tho), rin uses plant flirtation tactics, kaiser is so confident im pretty sure its almost OOC
Who:- Isagi Yoichi, Itoshi Rin, Micheal Kaiser
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Isagi Yoichi
Isagi doesn't know how he did it, but somehow, he convinced you to join him on his early morning runs.
It went quite smoothly, actually. He slowed his pace to match yours and occasionally switched to a light jog so it would be easier to hold a conversation with you.
The only downside was that both of you forgot to bring water bottles. Fortunately, you spot a vending machine nearby.
Isagi, ever the gentleman, pays for your waters and sits down next to you.
Still panting, he takes a minute to admire you. Even in your sweaty-hair-stuck-to-your-forehead-and-face-red-from-running glory, you are no less than the sun to him.
Tell her you like her
[15 💎] Ask her out to a date later
[Free] Stand five feet away, wave awkwardly, and say "I respect oxygen"
All of a sudden, Isagi stands up and waves at you, nervously.
Raising your eyebrows and giving your own awkward wave, you ask, "Are you... alright?"
"I... respect oxygen."
"What?"
"I mean... you breathe... good?"
He looks like he's about to cry out of embarrassment, but no, he has to be a man. And real men keep going even in the trenches.
"I uh... meant that oxygen is so useful, like wow, I'm so grateful. I mean... the trees are sure working overtime for us, huh? Go, Mother Nature! O2, wow, couldn't live without it..."
You are weirded out. Like, incredibly weirded out. "I guess... I didn’t know you were so passionate about oxygen..."
He doesn't meet your eyes. He can never meet your eyes again if he wants his dignity intact.
Face as red as the faux tomatos you were throwing at him in his head, he pretends to be shocked as he looks at his watch.
"Oh no...! I have practice with... Kaiser! We're the best of buddies, so I can't leave him hanging, you know? So, I have to go. Like, right now. Sorry for leaving you like this," he starts walking backwards, "Okay? Okay. Bye!"
It's a full-on sprint now. He is definitely crying from embarrassment now.
You've chosen humiliation. Confidence -20
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Itoshi Rin
The classroom you're in is quiet, the perfect environment for you to peacefully doodle in.
That is, of course, before Rin enters like a glitchy DLC character that no one paid for. [a/n:- im lying yall would play just for him smh]
Rin has been hyping himself up for this all week. Today, he will confess to you. No matter what.
Okay. Just talk. Be normal. Be cool. Compliment her. Compliments are free, right?
You've never opened up to anyone before. Let her in.
[30 💎] "You calm the chaos in my head."
[Free] "If I were a plant, I'd tolerate you as my sunlight."
Apparently, compliments aren't free.
Rin opens his mouth despite it all and speaks in the most monotone voice you've ever heard.
"If I were a plant... I'd tolerate you as my sunlight."
Oh God, not another one.
Confused, you ask, "... You'd tolerate me?"
He wants to die inside. "Yeah, I wouldn't wither... Immediately. Like I usually do..."
"So... I'm not bad. Just... barely acceptable?"
Okay, now he's in the danger zone. Like, the part where you're sweating nervously and begging God to kill you with lightning or whatever works for Him.
"Some plants thrive on neglect. I could be one of those. You could be... my low-maintenance sun."
"Rin..." Oh no, now you sound worried. "That sounds so insulting and sad. Are you okay?"
"You're like... the right amount of photosynthesis. Not too much. Not too... chlorophyll-ly...?"
Why is he still trying?!
Once he realizes that he's drowing, he tries to fix it and fails miserably because the author of this fic likes chaos.
"Wait. No. Forget I said any of this."
With that, he dissappears.
Well, fuck. He should've just paid the diamonds.
You've chosen Emotional Constipation with Agricultural Undertones.
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Michael Kaiser
Desperately trying to get away from all the pathetic-boy-chaos, you slip onto the rooftop to watch the sunset.
The sun is setting, and the golden hour casts a beautiful glow on you. And Micheal Kaiser.
He appears like the ghost of dramatic monologues past, and his hair glints as if he's actively photosynthesizing ego. He walks towards you with the swagger of a man who already knows your heart belongs to him. Except it doesn't.
Sweep her off her feet (not literally)
[40 💎] "The spot as the Empress to my Emperor is forever vacant for you."
[Free] Call her a peasant and throw a rose at her feet.
Nothing can deter him. Not even having a maximum of 2 diamonds.
"Kneel peasant," he smirks.
You're seriously offended. Even though you already know what's happening.
"Excuse me?!"
He dramatically pulls out a crumpled rose from somewhere inside his jacket, and looks at it as if it hold all the wealth in the world.
"This rose... was once blooming and vibrant. But now, it's withered.... just like your charm and charisma."
He drops it at your feet as if he's bestowing unknown luxuries to you.
"I bless thee."
"Did you just throw trash at me?! I bet that came from a gas station, too, asshole!" You scowl at him, and Kaiser can't understand why.
Looking as if you just praised Isagi in front of him, he starts his rant off with, "First of all, it was a roadside convenience emporium...!"
You have chosen Romantic Tyranny. -10 bitches.
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a/n:- my goal as a writer is that you read my fics and think "wtf was going on in her head?" LOLOL i have never played this game so this is all based on what friends have said and tbh the choices in the game are probably much worse than this but idc
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turbotaxevasion · 2 months ago
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Things I do as a Night Shift nurse that I think the Bats also do
Bruce
sigh, a lot
walk around to stay awake
pretend to shake the computer when it freezes but i know its expensive so i cant break it
turn all the lights off and hiss when someone turns them all the way up
Dick
say "good morning" at 11 pm
randomly dropping that i have a DNR
saying hello to everyone i pass by so they dont think im mad at them bc of my tired bitch face
Barbara
wiggling my fingers on the keyboard so the keys make the fun click clack sound even tho im not typing anything
looking at a file note and going "wow, and on x history month/international x day" to literally anything
seeing an acronym and going "what is that?", googling it, and realizing that i did already know it
guessing random acronyms and never attempting to learn what it actually stands for
Cass
walking quietly so i dont disturb people and accidentally scare my coworkers bc they didnt hear me come up to them
dance with my hands to the music in my head bc full body dancing is socially quite weird
dancing with my full body if i see another nurse (vigilante ig) down the unit (across a building maybe) to communicate like bees
quacking at other nurses (vigilantes ig) when they start to complain
Jason
"do not need me, figure it out or perish" - said to another nurse (vigilante ig)
getting into a philosophical debate with a sundowner dementia grandma and going "ok ms. girl!!! didnt know she was educated!!!" when she tells me she was a teacher and a waitress and a ceo and an engineer and a pilot and an astrophysicist and a lawyer with her single bachelor's of english (i love my ladies pls dont think i dont theyre sweethearts)
"and what inspired this choice?" - said any time a patient (civilian ig) does something not only strange but potentially dangerous but i dont want them to think im mad at them
Tim
40 oz Stanley full of pre-workout
"is it too early to go home?" - said 2 hours into a 12 hour shift
wandering around with my coat on my shoulders like a cape bc its cold in the hallway and forgetting about it until i go into a room and start melting
"i think a shot of ketamine could fix most people but this lady is unfortunately built stronger than that"
Stephanie
braiding everybody's hair bc they found out she could and now can never escape it
calling tim pookie on shift even tho they are not dating (i do this with a fellow nurse that i am alao very good friends with)
debating whether or not she eats, pees, or naps during her break
snacks so frequently in the cave theres a note by the bat-computer saying "do not eat on bat-computer"
Duke
"i should not be awake right now, this is cruel"
"please do not the microwave" - we're missing a microwave and they almost broke this one too
clearing out the work fridge and when ppl complain goes "wah wah wah im [name] and i wanna eat mold even tho im allergic"
Damian
"this place will not be standing in the morning"
"you say im nice but you should know im seething and full of rage"
showing coworkers pics of my cat theyve definitely already seen
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towasdandelion · 1 month ago
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Leaving them on read after they upset you - Frostheim and Mortkranken ghouls
This is actually not easy to write they're all my babies (⁠。⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠) someone get me tissuessss I'm getting too emotionally invested in this
Jin is not the kind of person that would just sit and wait. He wants it sorted out here and now. Even if it means he's going to be the only one talking. He hates seeing you upset, and he hates that he was the one who caused this in the first place. A thought of using his stigma to make you listen crosses his mind but he instantly berates himself for it, telling himself to never even think about that again.
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Tohma is a patient man. He'd love to resolve the issue at once, but only if you feel like talking to him. After all, forcing yourself on a lady is not very gentleman-like, even if the lady in question is the love of your life (we're looking at you Jin). So he's going to wait, silently hoping for any kind of message soon.
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Luca... (Who is cutting onions in here?) feels horrible for making you upset, even if it was unintentional. He hates to see you like this and he really wants to fix things sooner than later. But even so he's going to respect it if you need time, only reminding you how much he loves and cares for you.
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Kaito is devastated, just how could this happen? He upset you and now even worse, you don't want to talk to him. It's like a nightmare come true. He might try to blow up your phone as much as possible in hopes of even a single emoji as a reply? He just wants to apologize and promise it won't happen again, poor guy!
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Jiro. Hmmm I feel like this could go two ways, but I decided for the one where he just sets on resolving the matter immediately. Something inside him (his heart) is aching, not letting him focus on anything else unless things between you two are good again. So he's going to do his best to explain the situation if you do decide to let him inside. (Please don't send him back I beg you)
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Yuri is a proud man, I think we can all agree on that. But that doesn't mean he won't admit his faults. (he will only if it comes to you tho) He wants to do everything in his power to make things good again, even if it means throwing his pride and ego out of the window. He just wants to see your beautiful smile again.
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cxffecoupx · 6 months ago
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love languages: lee jihoon
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lee jihoon x reader fluff, headcanons warnings: none ig wc: 472 author's notes: we're ending the '96 line with this one!! i'm not very proud of this one tho, feels a little rushed. jihoon deserves the absolute best. but i hope you like it!
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acts of service:-
jihoon always worries that you might feel underloved because he never says it out loud, but he doesn't realise the fact that you see the things he does for you out of love: tucking you in when you're too tired and sleep on the bed, helping with the dishes, refilling all your work or academic supplies when he sees you're about to finish them, wrapping a scarf round your neck when you're going out, picking you up from work or school... the list could go on. he does it out of love, but he doesnt know how much this makes your heart flutter.
"ji, sorry i got late, i had to work a little overtime. i'll take a cab and get home-" you tell him on the call as you get ready to leave your office. "stay right there. i'm coming to get you."
gift giving:-
also loves to spoil you by getting you things. you name it, he'll get it for you: dresses, jewelry, lingerie (this one's his fave because he gets to rip it off you and that gives him an excuse to buy even more), jackets, shoes. even when you try to get him to stop, he wouldn't budge; he's making all this money, it's to spend on you, why else would he need it? loves to see you all dolled up in dresses he picked out for you (and mind you, his choices are immaculate), and seeing you blush from all the compliment you get for it.
you step out of the washroom in a dark red bodycon dress. you could feel jihoon's eyes scanning you top to bottom as you walked to your dressing table to fix your hair. "you look so beautiful," his breath hitches as he speaks. "i always look good in dresses you pick for me."
making playlists for you:-
jihoon's world revolves around music. it also revolves around you. so what other best way to show his love than to create a playlist with all the songs that remind him of you? it all started by him listening to songs that end up reminding him of you. he decided to make a playlist of it so that he can hear it later, during work or gym. one day, he reveals to you about the playlist and absolutely bursts when he sees your enthusiasm. since then on, he's made playlists for you for every occasion, casual events like cooking or doing laundry to special days like birthdays and anniversaries.
the house was weirdly quiet today, with you having an off-day and jihoon being out for a work trip. you browse among the various playlists he's made for you before picking out one and heading to the kitchen to make dinner. now playing: for days i miss you a little too much
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prettyboykatsuki-moved · 1 year ago
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i don’t go here often but the weird tension and watching porn together and……………. and bakugou………….
✮ tags ; parts r left vague in detail (so u can imagine tdick or other), masc!reader, gay sex, jerking off in the same room, frotting, reader is a crass jackass, dubcon-ish (bkg is into it he's stubborn tho) stupid hent tropes, premature ejaculation on bkgs end.
✮ a/n ; merc this literally possessed me KJDSHFKJSD.
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"The fuck do you mean you don't jerk off?"
Bakugou flushes, throwing a pillow at you from the other side of the couch. You can't understand what he's saying to save your life.
"Fuck you. It's not that weird."
You give him a disbelieving look. "No, it definitely is. You don't like... watch porn?"
He makes a face at you that you can't identify. "No? I just like take care of it in the shower. If I get like morning wood or whatever."
"You only jerk off if you have morning wood?!"
A blush spreads up his neck, all the way to his ears. There's little sparks in the palms of his hands that make you snort. "It's not weird!"
"We're living different lives," You reply,without skipping a beat. "If I don't rub one out like. Twice a day at least, my dick will explode."
His face crinkles up with disgust. "Are you a fucking animal?"
"Dude, twice is nothing."
He doesn't have anything to say to that. You think on his situation for a while before a shit-eating grin spreads on your face. "You know what? I think I can fix you."
"Fuck do you mean fix me? There's nothing to fix, I'm going to kill you."
"Hold on," You ignore him, reaching around the arm of the couch for your backpack nearest the table. You grab your laptop and take it out of it's nice, blue sleeve - opening it up. Some short clicking sounds in the room before you set it on the coffee table in front of you both. "Here we are."
There's thumbnails of obscenities upon obscenities upon your screen - all with varying appropriate titles and run times. You look at him triumphantly, like a proud crow with shiny trinkets. Bakugou looks at you with complete disdain and disgust.
"What is wrong with you?"
"Don't be rude," You reply, not skipping a beat. "I'm offering you my curated, high quality porn stash without charge. This is the good stuff. You have to go to like... the sixth page of the internet for this quality. All HD."
"You're a fucking degenerate."
You grin. "I'm a connoisseur." You pause a bit, scrolling through your collection before glancing at him. "You got a type? Like in chicks."
"No," He says flatly, then looks at you. "Do you?"
You think on it before grinning. "Blondes."
He blushes at that. You scroll to the bottom of the first page and find your favorite video. It's a little vintage, but the main actress is a pretty blonde with a nice rack. It's NTR, plenty debauched. You click on it, setting the laptop back in view of you both before. Bakugou throws you a distressed look. "The fuck are you doing?"
"Changing your life, man. You're like a brother to me."
"And your show of brotherhood is watching fucking porn together? Don't be disgusting."
"It's not disgusting, come on. Don't be rude. This actress is super hot and this clip is hard to find. Show some gratitude."
"I'm going to leave." He threatens. You shrug.
"I'll have fun jerking off in your living room." You reply back. That keeps him glued to his seat.
The video starts playing after the intro. It's a pretty typical set-up for porn. A lonely, neglected housewife cheating on her husband with the plumber. It's nasty right from the jump though, not much emphasis on panty-shots and build up. They get straight to business in the first ten minutes of the film. You've seen it plenty by now, but your eyes remain in trance anyway. The actress is a natural beauty. A pretty face, short-blonde hair, and nice chest with pretty nipples.
Your breath hitches, something stirring underneath your waistband. She plays prickly in the film, all for show of course - but it makes the pay off way better. It's hot seeing her get corrupted.
You almost forget about Bakugou next to you until he whispers to you, low and offensive. "The hell are you doing?"
He must be referring to the hand unbuttoning your jeans. "What do you think?"
He makes a noise of protest, but ultimately can't stop you. You're hard. Always does the job this one, but you feel another layer of arousal feeling a gazed fixed on you. You glance at Bakugou, noticing a pillow over his lap and a blush over his face and grin. You think it's probably just your dick talking. The situation is so fucking obscene though.
You wonder what Bakguou sounds like when he moans. They look similar, him and the actress. Chest might be the same size, too. You let off a soft laugh. "Don't be shy on my account."
"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you."
You make a face, lazy and lidded eyes meeting his. "You want to? Dunno if you've got any lube around to make it happen though, since you're such a priss."
His eyes go wide, pinched expression suddenly twisted with anger. He goes to cuss at you again but you beat him to the punch.
"Hey. Wanna jerk off together?"
You didn't think he could look more shocked if he tried. You snicker. "It'll feel better than humping the pillow like you are right now."
"I'm not fucking humping it."
"Right. D'ya wanna?"
He clearly thinks about it, which makes you laugh. The whole situation is making your head spin. You think it'd feel good to rub against him at least. You've never done anything like that with another guy though, but Bakugou is so pretty - can't be sure it counts. You get fed up with his waiting after a minute, scooting closer and circling in. He backs up against one arm of the couch as you crowd infront of him - stood on your knees on either side of his thighs. The angle is perfect to get your dicks to touch with some effort. He makes a choked sound in the back of his throat as you gingerly move the pillow.
You pull his sweats down as well as your jeans and press the tips of your cocks together - spitting into your hand to make the tips both wet. Bakugou gasps, groaning in the back of his throat. Humiliated, he pulls back and looks at you. He's pissed, feral.
Weirdly, you think he's kind of sexy right now. You leaned down to kiss him, and he tries to pull away. You grip your hand in his hair and force him to kiss you - all teeth and tongue. He pulls back with a flush.
"Fuck," You groan, rutting up against him - your whole body shuddering and pulsating from the sensation of his dick. Hot and velvet, making your body twitch. "You're kinda sexy."
"Shut up," He replies, no real bite when his voice is so blown out with lust. "We're not even watching the porn anymore, dipshit."
"Guess not," You reply, rubbing against him again. He moans aloud, pleasing you. "You're way sexier than that."
His dick twitches in response to that. "Shut up,"
"Might be bad if I get addicted to this," You reply, sweat dripping down the crown of your head as your hips follow their own rhythm. "Let's cum together. C'mon."
He frowns at you before craning his neck up to push another kiss to your mouth. You shudder as you feel him cum against your fingers from that, laughing in amusement.
You were joking about being addicted, but you can't be sure. Not anymore, at least.
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leclercloml · 2 years ago
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Summer boy | LN4
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Pairing: Lando Norris x actress!reader
Summary: y/n l/n the popular actress mainly known for her role in the popular summer series the outer banks but she's constantly ship with her certain co-star and everyone thinks they're dating, but that's not true.... right?
Genre: SMAU
warnings: grammar mistakes i guess , kind of internet bullying?? (Don't worry y/n is a supportive gf who will not stand back)
Author's note: no hate towards any actors/actress all of these are just fictions. AND yes I'm doing this as a memorial of summer, because WINTER is coming bby!!
fc: Blanca Soler
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yourinstagram
📍Charleston, South Carolina
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yourinstagram your favourite cast are back. 🌊🍉⛱️☀️
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madelyncline so we're gonna completely gonna ignore how you dropped the beer right after taking the first picture?
⤷yourinstagram I have no idea what you're talking about
⤷drewstarkey I do.
⤷yourinstagram you were supposed to be MY bestfriend
⤷username rudy crying in a corner
⤷username he don't have to he's the boyfriend here.
⤷username can you guys stop shipping co-stars?
⤷username they're dating tho-
⤷username did they tell you that?
⤷username they don't have to, it's obvious
⤷username yeah sure.
jonathandavissofficial you guys had watermelons? Without me?
⤷yourinstagram you were nowhere to be found
⤷rudeth we looked for you, for like 3 minutes.
⤷yourinstagram we did.
⤷jonathandavissofficial DAMN you guys were looking for me for SOOO LONG
⤷username RUDY and Y/N they BOTH were looking for jd TOGETHER
⤷username GIRL- they're friends it's not much of a big deal
⤷username IT.IS.
hichasestokes rudy looking good in last slide.
⤷rudeth i always look good.
username caption is sooo real.
username my babieeesss 🫶🏻🫶🏻
⤷username they are grown ups, you grow up too.
rudeth
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rudeth 🌊🌊
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yourinstagram yayy!!
⤷username just confirm it at this point
madisonbaileybabe your annoying.
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⤷username we love a defending gf.
⤷username she just fixed her grammar tf
⤷username you won't understand.
username can we talk about how adorable rudy looks in the first pic
username he's so boyfriend coded
⤷username all thanks to our queen
username ARIANA (LANDO) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
⤷username omg!! I just noticed what
⤷username ahh he have definitely watched outer banks!! I mean it's a great show sooo.
⤷username the crossover I didn't know i needed
username rudyy/n 🔛🔝
yourinstagram
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yourinstagram as maria carey once said "boy why you so obsessed with me?" 🤍
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madelyncline who isn't
⤷madisonbaileybabe nothing but facts
⤷yourinstagram mwah mwah 🤍
username sometimes I wonder even if she's real or not
rudeth get a job.
⤷yourinstagram shut up lil bro
⤷username 😭😭 they're sooo
⤷username they're literally bullying eachother tf you on?
alexandrasaintmleux beau 🤍
⤷yourinstagram merci alex 🫶🏻
⤷username HELLO??!N WHAT THE FUCK??? WHAT?? WHEN??? HOW??? Y/n and Alex are friends???
⤷username who's alex?
⤷username f1 driver charles leclerc's girlfriend
⤷username y/n recently moved to monaco no? maybe they met there
username why is no one talking about Lando's like?
⤷username omygod finally I was looking for this
⤷username can you blame him tho? I mean look at her
carlossainz55 mariah carey.
⤷username ahhhh kanskabsjs WTFFF???!
⤷username the caption is a carlos refrence.
username she's so beautiful
landonorris
📍 Charleston, South Carolina
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landonorris beach boy 🤽🏻‍♂️
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username his curlsss 😭🫶🏻
username he's in charleston???
⤷username yeah the location say so.
⤷username you know who else is in charleston?
⤷username who?
⤷username y/n l/n
⤷username the actress?
⤷username no, the president. ofcourse the actress
⤷username okay...and? Isn't she dating her co-star rudy pankow?
⤷username nah people just ship them, there's no confirmation but you know what else? few months ago y/n moved to monaco and lando lives in monaco as well, I mean like half of the drivers live there but that's not the point and from past few weeks y/n and lando are liking eachothers post and alexandra (charles's girlfriend) commented on y/n post as well AND lando, charles, alexandra, alex albon, lily, george, carmen, carlos and rebecca all started following y/n and she also follows all of them back.....sooo, you get what I'm saying??
⤷username delusions!!! no no no she's with rudy!!!
⤷username are you convincing me or yourself?
⤷username guys...this comment makes a lot of sense...
⤷username nah nah nah can't accept it
carlossainz55 south carolina huh? 👀
⤷username Carlos what do you know??
yourinstagram look at those curls
⤷landonorris thanks,someone put their hand through it a lot.
⤷hichasestokes by any chance that 'someone' is really annoying?
⤷landonorris nah that someone is most adorable human alive
⤷charles_leclerc I didn't put hand through you hair? Tf?
⤷landonorris not talking about you either mate
⤷username the nial is river in egypt
⤷username lmao Charles 😭😭
username rudy better than this guy honestly
⤷username girl stfu and get the fuck out of here.
⤷username stfu there's a reason why she choose lando and not rudy 🥰
username this is sooo 😭😭
yourinstagram
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yourinstagram name a better tour guide than me, you can't.
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madelyncline didn't both of you got lost??
⤷username this is the most y/nrudy thing.
⤷username and you know that's rudy because?
⤷username I don't think that's rudy, that guy have been on that show since s1 why would he even want a tour guide to that place lmao.
username landoooooo
⤷username nu-uh
rudeth he literally told me how you were forcing him to eat sea food even tho he hates it and when he denied you didn't talk to him until he got you like 20 ice creams.
⤷yourinstagram HE TOLD YOU??THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BETWEEN US
⤷username hope all those delulu girls see this, it was not rudy 🥰 it was lando he hates seafood 🥰🥰
⤷username i refuse to believe this they were my number one not some random guy who drives car is gonna take em away from me 😭
⤷username you guys are so weird, just because they're celebrities that doesn't mean they're not human, both of them are grow up, rudy and y/n were nothing but friends you guys were the one who started shipping them, istg leave em alone it's their life, and stop hating on them for no reason you don't know them personally
⤷username speak louder for people at the back
username so it's confirmed? They're together.
⤷username not confirmed but I think everyone knows
username I'm happy for her
⤷username I don't like whoever this Lando guy is
⤷username don't worry, we don't care 🥰
username leave Lando alone wtf? He's a grown man!! She's a grown woman!! RUDY AND Y/N NEVER FUCKING DATED, THAT SHIP OF YOURS NEVER EXISTED IF LANDO MAKES Y/N HAPPY AND Y/N MAKES LANDO HAPPY WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM HERE???
⤷username they're just bunch of kids or groupies
username man wtf is wrong with some people
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yourinstagram my beautiful beautiful boy, I've said this to you in person but I also want some people to know too, you're the one i love and you're the one i choose I'm really sorry for the behaviour of some 'fans', you don't deserve it, but I want you to know that I'll be there for you, no matter what happens I'll be there for you when you have a tough race and I'll be there for you after some random bitch on instagram said something and I'm not good at expressing my emotions but YOU, Lando Norris, you make me the happiest person, after I have a bad day, after my favourite team losses, after I do bad on set, you're the one who cheer me up and I want you to know that no matter what happens I'll always be there for you and i love you so so so so much!! that I have looked at you in millions of ways and I've loved you in each and every single one of them, you're a bit annoying in like almost every of them but it's okay, and i promise that I'll forever love you and even after all of this i would still choose you again, again and again, I love you 🧡.
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landonorris this is way too much affection for me to handle, but I'll manage, i love you.
⤷yourinstagram there's no such thing as "too much affection"
landonorris baby i love you so so so so so sooo fucking much that it's actually so concerning
⤷carlossainz55 yup I can assure you on that
⤷yourinstagram tell me something that I don't know 🤭
madelyncline put those fuckers on their place!
username "I'll be there for you after some random bitch on instagram said something" nah you all fr pissed her off
⤷username calling her fans "bitch" real mature
⤷username "fans" are supposed to support their favourites and their loved ones and learn to respect their privacy, rather than bullying someone who makes them happy and basically judging their life without even knowing them personally, those people were not fans they were groupies.
username she literally said "fuck soft launch, y'all bitches needs to be put in their place"
landonorris you're so beautiful, are you single?
⤷yourinstagram no! get away from me I have super cute boyfriend.
⤷landonorris lucky bastard.
⤷yourinstagram I'm the lucky one 🤭
⤷username gonna hug a tree at 300km/h
charles_leclerc he's crying
⤷landonorris I'm not crying.
⤷pierre_gasly you are.
alexandrasaintmleux happy for you both 🫶🏻🫶🏻!!
⤷yourinstagram grazieee alex!! come over, I miss you.
⤷alexandrasaintmleux @/charles_leclerc read that? get yo car out rn!
⤷charles_leclerc we're on our way.
username "I have looked at you in millions of ways and I've loved you in each and every single one of them" AHHH!! WHEN.WILL.IT.BE.ME??!!
landonorris all mine.
⤷yourinstagram all yours.
username my favourite couple.
landonorris
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landonorris my beautiful beautiful girl, you're the best thing that have ever happened to me, you exist in my world I a way that no one else does, you're so so special to me and i admire you for what you are, for what you have been and whatever you will be, For me, you are enough, you are worthy, always have been always will be, you always say that i deserve better but i don't need someone better having you is a thousand times enough and the world may not know but the greatest love i ever had and i ever loved will always be you, i love you ❤️.
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yourinstagram LANDO NORRIS.
⤷landonorris yes love?
⤷yourinstagram that is so sweet I can't even explain oh my god I love you so so so sooo much!!
⤷landonorris i love you so so so soo much too!!
carlossainz55 never in my 29 years of life I've ever thought Lando No-rizz could be that poetic.
⤷landonorris there's a lot of thing you still need to see old man.
⤷username us carlos us.
yourinstagram my babyyy!!! MWAH MWAH.
⤷landonorris you type that and expecting me to not want that irl?
⤷yourinstagram I'm literally right beside you.
⤷username me and my toaster looking hella dirty, we're gonna take a bath i guess.
rudeth the only person I trust who can handle that idiot.
⤷landonorris i got it buddy!
⤷yourinstagram shut up!
madelyncline keep my wife happy 😭
⤷yourinstagram noo!! I'm always yours.
⤷landonorris um excuse me what the actual fuck?
username adorable ahh mfs.
yourinstagram lando norris i love you.
⤷landonorris y/n l/n i love you too.
username and they lived happily ever after.
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