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pennielane · 2 years ago
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whoever made the decision to omit paul’s falsetto run at 3:08 in let it be naked on the original let it be……..jail for literally 10 million years
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scuderlia · 8 months ago
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alright let’s pack it up divas
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sorryiwasasleep · 2 years ago
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I didn’t forget. I’m filled with a burning ball of rage instead.
remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight
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boochieflake · 9 months ago
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halfway through bayonetta 3 and it’s so doomed yuri
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vendetta06 · 3 months ago
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everwalldigan · 10 months ago
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Bruce being a toxic boy mom when it comes to nightwing will never not be funny as fuck he is literally the biggest nightwing defender one bad word against him and the next day he’ll show up at ur house
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onii-pamn · 4 months ago
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Big Bug and his wife
Suggestive doodles under vvv
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kittykatninja321 · 9 months ago
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My less popular opinion (and what I believe to be implied by the art in Lost Days) is that rather than waking up in a fully grown body Jason didn’t actually complete his puberty until after his Lazarus pit dip while he was on his murder tour. Imagine you’re tied up in a basement in Berlin getting interrogated by a teenager and his voice is cracking the entire time and if you laugh he’s going to shoot you
#Late puberty Jason truthers rise#Egon calling up Talia like ‘did you send me a middle schooler what is this’. ‘He’s technically high school aged actually’#he would’ve been like 18 when he finally regained consciousness but the way he’s drawn could easily be mistaken for 15#I know people love the body dysmorphia angst of Jason waking up big but I offer you this: Jason wakes up looking basically the same to a#world that has moved on without him and is unrecognizable. His death/injuries stunted him he existed for years in a state of suspension#while the world passed him by. He was on pause while everyone kept moving on and he didn’t get unpaused until the Lazarus pit and he has#to scramble to catch up. He’s actually 18 but the last thing he remembers is being 15 and his body reflects this state#and then once his mind is finally back online puberty hits him like a truck. Just look at the difference between how Jason is drawn#immediately after his dip in the Lazarus pit vs the end of lost days when his training arc is over#It implies it could’ve been multiple years but in order to fit with the timeline of other comics I personally don’t think it#would’ve been that long. I think he just sprouted up like a weed#Jason Todd#dc#I think Jason is technically still growing by the time he’s red hood. In my personal mindscape he doesn’t reach his peak buffness/height#he’s like 21 and he’s 19 in utrh#Sorry for my 1538283th post about red hood lost days I’m obsessed with his little fucked up coming of age story#Red hood lost days
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hypertechnica · 10 months ago
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THE LOVE TRIANGLE
ford, fidds, and bill are living in a late 70s/early 80s sci fi psychological horror film that was buried upon release due to its explicit gay themes but quickly became an underground cult hit
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numerous associations would decry its depiction of homoeroticism between its principal characters, but nobody could deny the surrealist film had its merit. “it’s like someone concocted an unholy combination between the shining and space odyssey and then died of the instantaneous nuclear fallout. why would anyone make this? are they stupid?” one reviewer said.
more alternates + sketch under the cut
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azuronel · 9 months ago
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my predictions for the end of book 7
EDIT: part two here
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luxurystark-jackson · 5 months ago
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it’s so interesting to me that jack chooses to say “i’m a winchester” because like. obviously he’s thinking of like, all the parental figures around him (sam, dean, cas, mary sorta) but. it caught me off guard cause dean sam and mary are the only winchesters there. and cas has been more like his primary parental figure since he was born.
anyways what i’m coming to is does jack know cas isn’t actually a winchester. does he know. that dean and cas aren’t married. does he.
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keferon · 24 hours ago
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Omg Transformers Cyberworld turned out being much better than I expected
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tysonrunningfox · 1 month ago
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Hate reading is the mind killer. Hate reading is the little death that brings further obliteration to for-clicks journalism. I will not hate read. I will let the urge to hate read pass over me and through me. And when it has passed, I will turn and see that the movie has flopped.
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too-many-rooks · 2 months ago
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Generally I try to not be bothered by minor historical inaccuracies in KCD fic bc like, who cares! But one that has really stuck out a few times is the hard truth that; Henry of Skalitz has never and will never eat a potato.
It’s a tragedy, I know. This man would love potatoes. But he doesn’t even know they exist 😢
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hellsite-hall-of-fame · 4 months ago
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Is it still too soon to put in an application to be the next girlfriend?
too late actually, the job’s been taken for awhile now
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puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago
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Prompt 185
No one could get into contact with Constantine. 
Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 
And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 
So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 
“You’re not Constantine.” . 
The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 
He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 
… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…
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