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whoever made the decision to omit paul’s falsetto run at 3:08 in let it be naked on the original let it be……..jail for literally 10 million years
#actually the omission of the entire final verse from LIB naked#is literal insanity#caro thoughts#once you listen to LIB naked you never listen to LIB ever again#it doesn’t exist to me
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alright let’s pack it up divas
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I didn’t forget. I’m filled with a burning ball of rage instead.
remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight
#himym#fuck the finale#all my homies HATE the finale#it doesn’t exist to me#i rewatch this show like once a year#and i never watch the last ep and if I do I stop at the last fifteen minutes#and watch the alternate end instead#where it’s Bob saget voicing still#Robin and Barney deserved so much better#fuck Ted Mosby#tedmosbyisajerk.com#they cancelled how i met your father (and are tucking blaming the strike 🙄) and i wanna know who it was planned for#and if that would’ve sucked too
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halfway through bayonetta 3 and it’s so doomed yuri
#i know about cereza and luka i don’t wanna talk about it#it doesn’t exist to me#i only know bayojeanne :)
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#it’s so hard explaining that this is my fav manga to people 😭#ITS SO CLEVER AND DARK!!!#like the original s1 anime was so mischaracterized and inappropriate just for the sake of fan service 🤢#and s2 literally doesn’t even EXIST to me omg its so traumatic#kuroshitsuji#black butler#kuro#thoughts#hall of fame
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Bruce being a toxic boy mom when it comes to nightwing will never not be funny as fuck he is literally the biggest nightwing defender one bad word against him and the next day he’ll show up at ur house
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#you won’t join the justice league you’ll be leading them#Bruce: nightwing is literally the best vigilante to ever exist#Bruce: when I grow up I wanna be like nightwing#meanwhile dick: ugh Bruce literally doesn’t respect me he always treats me like a child he thinks I’m incompetent#Bruce: you are literally who I aspire to me you’re the only thing I’ve ever done right in my entire life#dick: he’s such an ass I’m not a child anymore!! I can take care of myself why won’t he trust me??#Bruce: losing you would literally be the death of me I won’t lose you cause I’ll be joining you in death#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#batfam#batfamily#dc robin#dick grayson#dcu#nightwing#good dad bruce wayne#unhinged dad Bruce Wayne#dick and bruce#shitpost#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect batman quotes#batman twitter au
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Big Bug and his wife
Suggestive doodles under vvv
#congratulations to the happy couple!!!#bugvik is satiated by Jayce love love love so he doesn’t want to end the world anymore#I love me a soft Jayce and so does vik#the last drawing you will cease to exist bc you glanced at Jayce and Viktor does NOT like that#Jayce is into it#jayce arcane#jayce talis#viktor arcane#arcane herald#jayvik#arcane#totoart
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My less popular opinion (and what I believe to be implied by the art in Lost Days) is that rather than waking up in a fully grown body Jason didn’t actually complete his puberty until after his Lazarus pit dip while he was on his murder tour. Imagine you’re tied up in a basement in Berlin getting interrogated by a teenager and his voice is cracking the entire time and if you laugh he’s going to shoot you
#Late puberty Jason truthers rise#Egon calling up Talia like ‘did you send me a middle schooler what is this’. ‘He’s technically high school aged actually’#he would’ve been like 18 when he finally regained consciousness but the way he’s drawn could easily be mistaken for 15#I know people love the body dysmorphia angst of Jason waking up big but I offer you this: Jason wakes up looking basically the same to a#world that has moved on without him and is unrecognizable. His death/injuries stunted him he existed for years in a state of suspension#while the world passed him by. He was on pause while everyone kept moving on and he didn’t get unpaused until the Lazarus pit and he has#to scramble to catch up. He’s actually 18 but the last thing he remembers is being 15 and his body reflects this state#and then once his mind is finally back online puberty hits him like a truck. Just look at the difference between how Jason is drawn#immediately after his dip in the Lazarus pit vs the end of lost days when his training arc is over#It implies it could’ve been multiple years but in order to fit with the timeline of other comics I personally don’t think it#would’ve been that long. I think he just sprouted up like a weed#Jason Todd#dc#I think Jason is technically still growing by the time he’s red hood. In my personal mindscape he doesn’t reach his peak buffness/height#he’s like 21 and he’s 19 in utrh#Sorry for my 1538283th post about red hood lost days I’m obsessed with his little fucked up coming of age story#Red hood lost days
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THE LOVE TRIANGLE
ford, fidds, and bill are living in a late 70s/early 80s sci fi psychological horror film that was buried upon release due to its explicit gay themes but quickly became an underground cult hit
numerous associations would decry its depiction of homoeroticism between its principal characters, but nobody could deny the surrealist film had its merit. “it’s like someone concocted an unholy combination between the shining and space odyssey and then died of the instantaneous nuclear fallout. why would anyone make this? are they stupid?” one reviewer said.
more alternates + sketch under the cut

#gravity falls#the book of bill#tbob#ford pines#stanford pines#journal 3#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#young fiddleford#bill cipher#fiddauthor#billford#billfiddlesford#bill x ford#billfiddauthor#the love triangle#love triangle#ford x fiddleford#eyestrain#my art#the shipping is implied but i still think it counts#love triangle is SUCH a better name than billfiddlesford i fucking hate that name#i’m not even a billfiddauthor truther i’m sorry i mean technically yes but it’s like#i see the three’s dynamic as it is in canon just as explicitly queer#so like. bill is manipulating ford with flattery and driving a wedge between him and his only friend. fiddleford doesn’t know bill exists#i love the art with bill and fidds interacting but like#fiddleford being in the dark the entire time fucks me up man
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my predictions for the end of book 7
EDIT: part two here
#please yana let this happen it would be so fucking funny#twst#twst overblot gang#twisted wonderland#malleus draconia#leona kingscholar#vil schoenheit#idia shroud#azul ashengrotto#jamil viper#riddle rosehearts#I might just write this fanfic anyway if it doesn’t happen#which it probably won’t? the teams pretty good at throwing curveballs at me#either way. just needed this image to exist#how are we feeling about how I did azuls skin?#I wanted it to look more like his merform-the humanization potion can only do so much kinda thing#and MOST of his outfits have him fully covered#so if we ignore his beachwear we can pretend as though this is true
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it’s so interesting to me that jack chooses to say “i’m a winchester” because like. obviously he’s thinking of like, all the parental figures around him (sam, dean, cas, mary sorta) but. it caught me off guard cause dean sam and mary are the only winchesters there. and cas has been more like his primary parental figure since he was born.
anyways what i’m coming to is does jack know cas isn’t actually a winchester. does he know. that dean and cas aren’t married. does he.
#s14 ep14#when the homosexuality is so obvious your adopted son doesn’t even realise you’re not together#idk chat it made me giggle while i was watching it#i mean the found family exists but i’ve never considered it to be like. the winchester found family#hell i forget mary’s a winchester half the time#but yknow#tfw 2.0 who all come under surname winchester#supernatural#spn#jack kline#sam winchester#dean winchester#castiel#mary winchester#destiel#sam yaps about spn
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Omg Transformers Cyberworld turned out being much better than I expected
#imma go draw a magic circle to summon Jazz into this show#I need Jazz to exist in this specific style of writing he would be so so fun#like in the Earthspark it would be ehhhhh questionable. because ES really doesn’t know how to handle their characters#they’re all stupid but the show pretends to be serious and it’s. ghm.#yeah let’s say I believe they could do better#but Cyberworld doesn even try to pretend being big and serious and complicated#the show knows what it is and the show is proud of it#what it is. in question. a circus~#Like they all are fucking stupid but they are all stupid on purpose. they don’t pretend to be anything else#it reminds me of ‘’Rise of the TMNT’’#I love when a show is proud to be full of clowns
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Hate reading is the mind killer. Hate reading is the little death that brings further obliteration to for-clicks journalism. I will not hate read. I will let the urge to hate read pass over me and through me. And when it has passed, I will turn and see that the movie has flopped.
#not tagging this any main tags because this is for live action haters only#don’t tell me it’s going to be fun#it’s not it’s stupid and soulless and doesn’t need to exist and I hate it and it’s ugly l#this is not be being a bitch about child actors don’t put that on me#only live action remake haters get it
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Generally I try to not be bothered by minor historical inaccuracies in KCD fic bc like, who cares! But one that has really stuck out a few times is the hard truth that; Henry of Skalitz has never and will never eat a potato.
It’s a tragedy, I know. This man would love potatoes. But he doesn’t even know they exist 😢
#Henry of Skalitz#context if you aren’t aware: potatoes are a new world crop - they’re indigenous to South America#KCD is set pre-Columbus so the Colombian exchange hasn’t started yet and no one in Europe will be growing potatoes for about another 100 yrs#at LEAST!!#kingdom come deliverance#kcd#kcd2#kingdom come deliverance 2#I try and leave my medieval historian brain at the door bc most things either don’t matter; are kind of vague anyway; work in thenarrative;#or accuracy would be more boring.#there’s a few that bother me mostly relating to modern vernacular and modern concepts of sexuality (same sex attraction is an aberration of#behaviour rather than identity and X-sexual are not words that will exist for a very long time and sodomy means non-baby making sex)#but those don’t have the same ‘No he doesn’t!!’ reaction from me as ‘Henry ate a potato’ 😅
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Is it still too soon to put in an application to be the next girlfriend?
too late actually, the job’s been taken for awhile now
#ask#the hellsite answers#hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit#anonymous#hellsite hall of fame curators bullshit#but also maybe let’s just forget the first gf ever existed#some fucked up shit happened and it wrecked tumblr for me tbh#and like anything involving the internet. I try to not be chronically online anymore bc it’s just not good for me#hence me kinda disappearing#anyway#but also#the ‘wanting privacy and not saying anymore’ was not for my sake#fucked up shit happened#to me#for like a whole year which culminated into one super mega ultimate fucked up thing#but alas it’s all irrelevant#i’m about to be in europe for two weeks with my gf who doesn’t do fucked up things#so yeah#probably delete later#but alas yes i’m still pissed and yes it’s justified
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Prompt 185
No one could get into contact with Constantine.
Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something.
And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!)
So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer.
“You’re not Constantine.” .
The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.”
He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.”
… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#The Constantine Family exists for fucking over entities & manipulating luck#They adore this scrappy halfa who is doing the same with twice the feral#Danny: Yeah I’m like the changeling child that ended up in the middle of them and they just kept me for the laughs lol#Danny: I’m not allowed to join in the drinking competitions#Danny: Oh no it’s not a responsibility thing; alcohol doesn’t affect me and they say it’s cheating#Why Yes Vlad IS flirting with their Constantine#He’s started his redemption but let’s be honest he’s also a con-man & John is all for fucking over the rich#Danny is disgusted at how well they’re getting along and wanted to get away from their flirting while everyone else ribbed at em#Hence why when they all felt the summoning he decided to go#Well that and also for the laughs because he’s learning magic Undead Constantine style#”Fuckin 'ell yeah the family 'as a necromancer in 'he line again look a' 'im go!” (Lots of ghost & living people drunken cheering)#Danny only half fucking with people: Yeah I’m like their collective undead fae child lmao#danny fenton#john constantine
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