#it does seem the whole cinnamon roll shit is done tho

[worldwideorganic]

While I like the whole father figure thing with hank and Connor (it’s cute), it’s like the gateway into the whole “treating Connor like he’s a little baby” thing.

Like Connor is very much an adult, being kinda oblivious doesn’t negate that.

[drunklander]

Drunj!Der Yells About Outlander

Thoughts on Ep. 504

Let’s make this one quick, because tbh I really dgaf about Alicia and Isiah and I’m almost done with Maas’ new book so if any other’s in the Maaslander squad wanna chat about it, I have feelings.

They’re really dragging this Bonnet thing out, aren’t they. I mean, the books did too, but they could have, ya know, AdApTeD. Le sigh.

Hallo the house is the olde timey version of texting “here” when you get to your buddy’s place.

This episode could really be titled Men Suck.

I mean really. Roger? The Browns? Bonnet? Even fucking Elijah Ford manages to suck and we never even see him!

Jamie doesn’t suck much in this episode. Which is a nice change of pace for him. But he’s been headcanon’ed beyond recognition so whatevs.

Fergus doesn’t suck. Fergus is always the exception who can hang with the ladies because he’s cool enough to be in the good squad.

I just fucking love Fergus ok.

As someone who *hates* shopping, back in the day shopping seems like my exact version of hell.

Also, like, have these fuckers not learned their lessons about not communicating? They don’t need to fucking tell everyone the whole truth, but come the fuck on. They can at least give the Ridge Squad a heads up to not fuck with rando Irishmen who may show up.

I swear, they’re all so dumb it hurts.

Also, Bree, girl. You’re talking to an old Scottish lady. Maybe don’t shit on the Irish in a way that also directly applies to her.

Alicia was Mr. Darcy’s daughter on Ripper Street, right? She looks super familiar.

I’m offended on Fergus’ behalf that they’re wasting so much of his whisky with that leaky stopper, tbh.

Ah, toxic masculinity and patriarchal bullshit. Right up there with rape as my FaVoRiTe way to demonstrate that ye olde times sucked.

It’s like dialed to 11 this episode so obvi I spent the majority of it rolling my eyes.

The Jamie and Claire with the baby stuff was solid though.

And thank fuck they refer to her as Bonnie. Like, Diana is notoriously bad with names, but come the fuck on. Alicia Brown and Alicia Beardsley in like the same few chapters? THERE ARE A LOT OF NAMES IN EXISTENCE, DIANA. IT’S OK TO BRANCH OUT A BIT.

Every time something like this comes up, I remember that there’s another random Randall but like as a first name, I think, in the Gathering Without End. Because of course.

Fergus should really be a fucking diplomat. I mean really.

I am approximately 1000% over sing-alongs with Roger. Can we hang the fucker already so he can’t talk anymore?

Yay freedom! You know what goes well with freedom? An incestuous throuple. You do you, Beardsleys.

“You’re 14.” “Uh, I am clearly in my mid-20s.” “Nope, 14.” “Cool cool. Message received.”

“Congratulations, you work fast milord.” I JUST FUCKING LOVE FERGUS SO MUCH.

Seriously, this show needs more Fergus. Also more Fergus, Bree and Marsali bonding. Like, if we’re gonna have an episode about randos, we clearly could have better used the time to have the Fraser kiddos bonding.

“When in Rome...” STFU, Roger. Cosplaying your way through history like you’re on a fieldtrip isn’t cute. It’s fucking annoying. And you wonder why Jamie doesn’t like you. You are an eminently unlikable person.

Roger would def be the guest the hosts in Westworld want to kill.

The only good part about this side-quest is that there’s so much of Jamie telling Roger he sucks. And really, I’m here for any and all of Roger being told he sucks.

Ok but literalol at how badly Caitriona/Claire knocked over her mug. She like put it down fine and then tipped it over.

Oh hey, I wonder who that rando doctor who gives the weird advice is.

Lucinda is a cinnamon roll.

“Beauchamp, Randall, Fraser, now Rawlings? Ye have another husband I should ken about?” “Well, not yet, but you know your buddy who’s in love with you? Well...”

Claire Elizabeth Beauchamp Randall Fraser Randall Fraser Grey Fraser is a very respectable name.

DON’T MAKE FUN OF THE DRINK OF FERGUS’ PEOPLE, BROWN MAN.

Literally the whole time in Brownsville all I could think was fuck, I really don’t want them to do the ABOSAA bit with them next season but I know they’re gonna and I already don’t want to waste time doing fucking recaps.

I’m bored.

Fuck there’s still half an hour left.

“What sort of man would I be if I allowed a lady to sleep out with the militia on a cold, dark night?” Idk, the kind of man whose people kidnap and rape a lady? *preemptive rage intensifies*

I know I should be freaking out that Bree’s freaking out that Bonnet kidnapped Jemmy, but all I could think of is the old podsa ads for SimpliSafe.

The Ridge needs SimpliSafay.

I fucking hate this storyline with the passion of a thousand fiery suns, but I fucking love Marsali.

Omfg I know it’s Brownsville but them all being Browns is fucking like GoT shit. Like, diversify your gene pool, y’all.

Ok, glad there’s finally a Marsali and Bree scene. But I still wish they could hang and like chat about stuff like pals.

That being said, MARSALI IS A FUCKING SAINT AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

And of course, more violence against women. Because we can’t go two seconds without reminding the audience that the past is Bad and Dangerous for women.

Also, is Marsali still preggo? Which baby are we on? What time is it? How much longer is left in this season episode?

Cute of Claire to be like hey, Rog, Jamie’s trusting you with me! His favorite thing! Like Jamie’s not actually trusting Claire with his daughter’s dipshit husband.

Oh hey, remember how Brianna can draw Bonnet fairly accurately? Sure would be nice if there was a way to, idk, show those pics to folks on the Ridge. Just spit-balling here, but like, maybe giving folks a heads up would be a good idea. Kind of like how she fuCKING COULD HAVE DRAWN ROGER LAST YEAR BECAUSE TALKING ABOUT HER BOYFRIEND IS A NORMAL THING TO DO WITH FAMILY AND THEN WE WOULDN’T HAVE HAD ROGERGATE AND OMFG THE DUMB. IT HURTS SO MUCH.

Claire just fucking yeeted that baby lol.

For real though, literalol at Jamie like taking his coat off and being all dramatic as he prepares to... play DDR.

omega psi chi phi upsilon tau sigma rho pi omicron xi nu mu lambda kappa iota theta eta zeta epsilon delta gamma beta alpha

Drunk!Claire is back!

I fucking love drunk!Claire. So does Jamie.

The scene where they talk about raising the baby together is adorable. But also, like, Jamie, you’re grandparents now. All the good parts of parenting with none of the shitty parts! And y’all have been through enough shit in your lives that you deserve all the fluffy grandparenting!

“And Marsali and Fergus... Well, I’m sure they will keep the Ridge sufficiently populated if that’s what you’re worried about.” “ Yeah, that lass is with child every time Fergus lays eyes upon her.” WHERE IS THE LIE THO.

Joking aside though, they’d better keep giving Marsali more stuff to do than spit out babies. *aggressively side-eyes a certain author who DiDn’T lIkE wRiTiNg AbOuT kIdS*

Good on them for tweeting out the suicide prevention hotline. Literally the least they can do.

I’m barely really trying to give a shit about Alicia and Isiah, but alas, idgaf.

Literally the only good thing about this whole story line is Isiah being like “step the fuck off, you raging hypocrites” to Roger and Jamie.

[eshithepetty]

wholesome mp100 things:

(Because I really like to ramble about this show and I just thought I'd compile some things I appreciate about it):

Bottling up feelings? Nuh uh, bad idea, better have realistic and well paced development of you opening up more and learning to accept your emotions, kiddo.

Self!! Respect!! Not just learning it in a 'oh, I love myself, flaws and all' way, but the actual process of trying really hard to actually be proud of oneself, even when it's hard to see yourself as anything but terrible. It's all in the gradual changes and small moments of taking your own feelings into account!!

An actual adult? Actually acknowledging?? How actually fucked up all the shit the kids of the show have to go through is??? And going out of their way to lessen their weight of responsibility, and to protect them and offering them comfort, like,,, yes please!!!

'Huh...? You want? World domination?? What a ridiculous concept. What are you even going to do with that? People need other people, dummy. Honestly, you're acting more childish than the actual children here.'

Everyone!! Is!! Equal!! Yes, you may have god-like powers that could literally fling me into the stratosphere and I might be an actual sewer rat incarnate, but as people?? We all still long for the same validation. We all have the same rights. We're all human.

Not?? Sexualising any of the female/kid characters? Tbh, I don't really feel at my best giving points to a show for this, since it shouldn't be that surprising in the first place, but still, and I think this is easily overshadowed by all the thirst Bones has for Reigen, but that's the thing! They're putting all their (tbh not that creepy really and in character) fanservice into one grown man and that's!! Really great! Thank you Reigen for being our sacrifical lamb

On the subject of not sexualizing kids, Tsubomi, Mob's crush, while being portrayed as very pretty, is not sexualized at all either, and Mob's fantasies about her entirely consist of them just,, doing stuff like holding hands and walking home together?? Not even kissing or anything like that??? It's just so innocent and cute, gosh... also the fact that Tsubomi and the rest of the girls aren't stereotypes, but have their own lives that don't revolve around the boys and interesting personalities that are very distinct from each other, even if they don't get as much screentime as the boys :> (also, Tome being a protagonist in the Reigen spin-off manga!!)

Dealing with anxiety and dependency and manipulation/abuse, when you're an adult?? I honestly can't say I've seen too much of anything concerning this anywhere,,, Serizawa is so good

And all the adults for that matter!! All the villains! Their redemption arcs are all about intergrating into society again and learning to have a realistic worldview and all around getting well rounded as people. That's pretty inspiring, imo!

Also, Reigen, an adult, realising that he was being unfair to Mob, a kid, and specifically saying he was 'caging him in', instead of using excuses like 'trying to protect him" and trying his hardest to fix his life and mistakes before confronting him, and when he does, doesn't expect Mob to accept or forgive him or want to be friends with him again?? And tearing up for the first time on the show just from being a called good person by him,,,? That was honestly so tearjerking and pure and that arc made me feel the full range of human emotion.

Speaking of Reigen, the fact that all of his friends, for the longest time, are a bunch of middle schoolers, and that he has basically fathered them all is such a funny, yet heartwarming and also a bit sad and complicated thing, all at once, to think about.

The body improvement club!!!!! Super supportive and protective jocks, the absolute opposite of toxic masculinity. Thank you ONE for bringing us this gift.

The fact that every one of Mob's friends would likely kill, or at least give a very stern lecture to anyone who ever tries hurting him is amazing and sweet. The same goes for Mob, a big pacifist at heart, putting his strict morals on hold and fighting just for the safety of his friends, and sometimes even strangers or enemies. They're all just so protective and I absolutely love it,,,,

By the way!! Mob!!! I love that he's not a stereotypical cinnamon roll protagonist who is always pure. Like, he has his dark moments. He has hurt people. Sometimes, he's geniunely scary. But the fact that he's so aware of his faults and how much damage he could inflict, and thus tries so hard to better himself every day and to always stay on good morals, and always strives to understand and help people above all else, even through all the suffering he's gone through and all the power he posseses, is what truly makes him so kind and lovable. He's just.... grown so much. I'm immensely proud of him <3

Power of friendship, but done right, because they don't use bonds as some convenient power up, but rather primarily as a tool for character development, that, in turn, helps them become better and more stable and capable people ^^

The fact that the protagonist getting stronger in this show doesn't mean them gaining more power or becoming more book smart, but instead entails them learning to better understand people and to let others understand them as well so that confrontation can be as civilized and nonviolent as possible and become a better tool for helping everyone involved improve themselves is such a direct yet nuanced way of presenting how solutions can be made to real world problems and conflicts, and it's just such a different aproach to the usual shonen aesthetic of power being the defining factor on deciding who wins or loses.

In fact, a lot of the time there is no clear 'winner' of a fight. Sure, we certainly get to understand which side is stronger physically, but the impact those factors play into the characters' mental states and development is usually very removed from those results. A character technically winning can result in them plunging into a meltdown full of self loathing. A character losing often brings a very positive change in their life. Those experiences change the characters in different ways than just winning - positive or losing - negative.

The message that you don't need to be special! Everyone is fundimentally equal, so you being more or less special than anyone else is just flawed as a mindset. Reaching for the top is alright as long as you remember that the thing that matters the most is just trying to be kind.

Mob being widely recognized as autistic in the fandom!! A lot of characters having the capability to be seen as neurodivergent, actually. But even if it isn't intentional coding from the creator, all the messages about how people expressing themselves differently doesn't make them any less human or valid, how conventional isn't always the best, how being empathetic can manifest in wildly different ways and also the reoccurring theme of dealing with trauma etc. are still very much there and impact the narrative and characters a whole lot.

How the story was even able to become so popular, despite the nature of ONE's art!! Also, how the anime creators decided to stay faithful, even tho they had the opportunity to change the art style to something more conventional and not go as hard as they did, but nope, they admire and respect the source material and clearly have so much passion for this project, putting all kinds of talent and creativity and effort into every episode!!! They seem like they're having a lot of fun with it, and I'm very glad.

(Feel free to add more!!!)

[beautifulspacegays]

marketplace au (cont.): part 2  y’all I’m sorry this prompt is a MESS. I’ll post to ao3 when it’s all said and done. Still need to finish writing part 3, but for now, welcome Keith!!!!!

The first time Shiro brought him a cinnamon bagel from Lance’s bakery, Keith was lying on the floor of their new apartment surrounded by unpacked boxes and crumpled newspaper.

He continued to lay motionless as he heard Shiro’s footsteps approaching their unit from the outside hallway. He didn’t stir when he heard the click of the door unlocking, or when Shiro walked inside. It was only when Shiro nonchalantly tossed a warm package across the room, landing on top of his stomach and square above his bellybutton, that Keith turned his head to look at his brother.  

“Breakfast.” Shiro shrugged, responding to Keith’s raised brow. “I also brought you some tea.” He watched as Shiro weaved through the maze of piled boxes the movers had carelessly placed, easily reaching the kitchen counter and setting down the steaming cup. Being a firefighter had its perks, one of them being the ability to move and coordinate a large, muscled body with inhuman grace. “You’re lucky that I remember to feed you, or else you’d starve.”

Keith huffed, sitting up slowly with a long, drawn out breath. He stretched his arms up high above his head, letting the paper bag roll down his stomach and fall into his lap as he straightened. He flinched as a strip of unexpected morning sunlight caught his eye, vision turning spotty. They’d both spent the entire night unpacking, but only Shiro had managed to keep track of the time. How Shiro was always able to remain awake and aware was beyond Keith, and he’d stopped trying to understand his brother’s innate and God-like ability to completely Have His Shit Together™ long ago. Which is why he didn’t question him any further as he reached for the package in his lap, heavy lidded and in a sleep deprived haze. He shivered as he took the paper bag in his hands, its absence leaving his lap feeling empty and cold. With clumsy fingers he unwrapped his breakfast, and without pausing to question what it might be, took his first bite. Immediately, his eyes fluttered wide. A warm flush of pleasure crept up his neck and warmed his cheeks as he began to chew.  

“Oho,” Shiro cooed from across the room “Looks like Mr. Picky actually likes his breakfast.” Keith scoffed, crumpling up the bagel wrappings and launching them across the room. His aim was perfect, but so was his brother’s ability to dodge. Shiro side stepped the throw and caught the empty package with ease, shooting Keith a cocky grin that he returned with a scowl. Shiro answered with a light-hearted laugh, grabbing Keith’s tea and heading over to join him at his makeshift newspaper picnic. 

The second time Shiro brought him a bagel, he set it down next to him without a word. The small action startled him, tearing him away from his work and bringing him sharply back to reality. It took Keith a moment to adjust, vision blurry from staring for too long at his laptop.

“You haven’t eaten yet today.” Shiro stated, matter of fact.

“I…what?” Half of Keith’s focus was still swimming in the colours and swirls on his computer screen, hands still poised to draw. He’d spent the entirety of the day working on overdue art commissions, completely sinking into his work and losing track of time. He leaned back in his chair, taking a moment to adjust to his surroundings. The sun, which had been high above the horizon when Keith had started work, was now setting, painting the room with vibrant pinks and reds. He slowly came back into his body, the hunger that was once distant now clawing at his stomach, desperate in its chance to finally be heard. Keith turned his attention to his desk, eyes travelling to where Shiro had set down a small, familiar brown package and peppermint tea. “Oh,” he stammered, the full reality of the situation finally hitting him “Thanks man.” They let the silence grow for a few moments, Keith taking the opportunity to unwrap his food.

“His name is Lance.” Shiro finally spoke, leaning against the side of Keith’s desk as he did. Keith paused, bagel in hand, mouth gaping around the ghost of what was going to be his first bite.

“What?” He spoke after a few moments, drawing out the silence. He must have looked completely bewildered, as his expression had Shiro laughing within seconds.

“The owner of the bakery.” He said, smile still etching his features. Keith blinked twice, utterly lost. Shiro held in his laugh this time, eyes travelling to the bagel and back to meet Keith’s. “Where I keep getting the bagels, Keith. Jesus.” Keith’s expression quickly turned skeptical, questioning. He let his eyes linger on his brother for as long as his hunger let him, but it was only a matter of moments before he shifted his gaze and took his first bite. He was immediately contented as the warm pastry settled on his tongue. He could feel Shiro’s eyes on him as he chewed. “First man I know who’s been able to win over your taste buds on the first go.”

“I’m not that bad!” Keith snapped, forgetting that his mouth was full, words cascading out sharp and messy. A blush quickly spread from his neck to the tips of his ears and he shot up a hand to cover his mouth. He refused to look at Shiro, who kept his eyes trained on him and watched in quiet amusement. Mouth still covered, he took a few moments to chew and swallow properly. Afterwards, blush still bright and patchy, he cleared his throat. “I mean… I’m not that picky.”

“Whatever you say.” Shiro straightened, deciding to let Keith eat and resume work in peace. “All I know is that I’m grateful to the man, he’s making my life a lot easier.”

This time, the crumpled bagel package caught Shiro on the side of the head as he turned to leave the room.

Every time Shiro brought him a bagel thereafter, it came with new information about Lance.

The third time, after Shiro had placed the bagel directly on top of Keith’s keyboard, he’d said: “Lance looks like he’s about your age.” When Keith responded with a gruff “What does that have to do with anything?” he’d simply shrugged, turning out of the room with a casual “Oh nothing, just an observation.”

The fourth time, he learned about Lance’s business. “He took the business over from his father, isn’t that interesting?” Shiro spoke from where he sat next to him on the couch. He’d just returned from picking Keith up his now go to meal, and was binging on some Chinese takeout himself.

“Mhm,” Keith hummed, mouth full and attention glued to the TV in front of them, buzzing with the evening’s news. He felt an elbow dig into his side, quick and abrupt, causing him to choke on a piece of bagel.

“Runs the whole place by himself. Seems like he’s doing pretty well.” Shiro continued a little too casually, prodding the contents of his takeout container with his chopsticks as though he hadn’t just elbowed Keith in the ribs.

“Shiro, why do you keep telling me all of this stuff about that baker? Last time I checked, you and Allura were in a long-distance relationship.” He drew out the last word for emphasis, knitting his eyebrows in frustration as he looked over at his brother.

“Yes, and a happy one at that.” Shiro continued to prod at his food, withholding eye contact. “Also, his name is Lance.”

“Alright. Why do you keep telling me all of this stuff about Lance, then?” He huffed in frustration, the conversation beginning to feel like pulling teeth. Shiro looked up at the mention of Lance’s name, a coy smile playing at his lips as he popped a piece of broccoli into his mouth. Keith stared, utterly lost.

“Just seems like an interesting guy is all.” He ate with a cheeriness Keith couldn’t place, like he was up to something. But for the life of him Keith couldn’t figure out what it was, and he had his upcoming commissions to focus on, so he let it go and continued to eat. If he had to listen about Lance in order to keep eating his bagels, he resigned, it was a small price to pay.

Keith leaned back in his chair, locking his fingers and stretching his arms far behind his head. He proceeded to rub his eyes, which were, again, overworked and tired from the strain of looking at a computer screen all day. He’d finally finished his work, and as usual, was having trouble adjusting to the reality that now surrounded him. The sun was almost below the horizon, the only light that remained in the sky burning like an ember about to go out. He didn’t know exactly how long he’d been working, but he did know that when he sat down to start, it was just after lunch. He put a palm to the back of his neck, stretching his muscles and cracking his tired bones. Now that his focus was shifted away from his work, his stomach had turned indignant, nagging and nagging to be obliged. He sighed, reaching into his pocket to grab his phone.

Keith: Where are you? 6:47p.m.

Shiro: Still at work, what’s up? 6:51p.m.

Keith: Can you bring your favourite brother a bagel on your way home? Haven’t eaten since lunch… 6:52p.m.

Shiro: Won’t be home for another hour or two, you’re on your own kid 7:00p.m.

Shiro: Also… you gotta start taking better care of yourself 7:00p.m.

Keith: I know I know 7:02p.m.

Keith: I don’t know where the place is tho… 7:03p.m.

Shiro: It’s in the indoor marketplace about a block away on 5th, fourth store to the right. Can’t miss it – but hurry, he closes at 8 7:05p.m.

Keith: I can’t believe you’re making me go outside 7:06:p.m.

Shiro: Tell Lance I said hi ;) 7:14p.m.

Keith had been in an art haze for days. He’d been able to take complete advantage of it, as Shiro was usually home early, but they were starting to trust him more at his new job, which incidentally meant more work and longer hours. He shuffled around his room in the dark, spying a bright red hoodie among the wreckage that was his bedroom floor. He sniffed it quickly, deemed it okay, and threw it on over his t-shirt. He tied his hair into a messy bun, swapped his pajama pants for a pair of dark jeans, and grabbed his leather jacket, keys, and wallet before heading out the door. He was a bit of a mess, the bun being a necessity to contain his second day hair, and his clothes wrinkled and disheveled after having spent God knows how long crumpled on his floor. His skin was pale from lack of sunlight and his eyes were heavy lidded and tired, but, he thought casually, swinging his keys on one finger and walking out onto the street, it’s not like he had anyone to impress around here anyway.

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[qtsp00k]

I Need An Easy Friend

Last Night I Had to Resist the Urge to Call/text an Ex Friend Man, I'm craving S6.  My head is killing me,  I don't wanna talk to anyone at all. And still I'm just consumed by the thought of him. Which is ironic cuz he's got about as much substance as a thought.  (God love him he's just ate up) When I framed it like he's under my skin or in my skin I realized I might be able to approach this same as addiction. And so I'm trying to ride the wave.  Just like not drinking booze or taking oxy. In the hope that the next time I get this craving it won't grip as tight or as long. I'm breathing thru it. This is really new to me. It's crazy making.I just go over the whole ship when I can think about things.   But there's no analyzing happening ATM. I'm sick as a dog and have a bad headache. So it's just like this dull throb that's repeating his name. I don't even know what I'd text him.  I de f y wouldn't expect to hear back at all.  Sending it would somehow give me my fix. Told Alexa to play korn so I'm listening to songs of theirs I've never heard, never cared to hear tbh.  It's weird. I can recognize that I want a distraction from facts I can't face right now. But it's not that which motivates this.  There's this like glowy feeling that only he did that for me.  I want that glow back. And I feel like knowing people is no different than the elected tragedy of pet ownership.  Oo I wish I had him in a cage.  He should be caged such an animal. Anyway,  so feeling like I'm just done knowing people removes any possibility of feeling that way again. Or feeling better.  As if that were possible. So it does make sense I'd have the urge to run back down that path;  not getting it in the future,  so backward it is. Never experienced love in this diseased addiction way before.  (maybe cuz I’ve never been capable of this level of love I’ve unlocked with sobriety) And boy have I prayed on it. And I've done a bunch of witchy stuff cuz its just like second nature to me to be witchy & praying isn't working. But yeah man.  It's downright dangerous for me to interact with people knowing how easy it is to get someone under my skin. I kinda shoulda known.  Cuz I spent one night with my friends boyfriend & we talked like 12 hours without realizing time existed.  And everytime I used or even thinking of cinnamon I'm like "C is allergic to cinnamon" & it's been like 5 years to get my brain to cut that out from being 100%.  I don't even want anything to do with him tho.  He left my place to go do porn in Vegas so like f that.  Completely done. He's a sad story. And T6 is under my skin.  Of course.  But him I think fondly of & adore. And fn MISS & look so forward to seeing again. Oh such plans we has. I think about T6 too much.  I love T6 too much. But it doesn't make me want to beat my head against the wall like this maddening S6 shit. It doesn't feel diseased. I don't know how exactly.  Dots are not connecting right now.   But like cut myself to stop craving him?  Yeah sure that seems like a good thing yup.   Maybe I need to give myself permission to play with him in my imagination.   Oh or voodoo dall?  Hmm never made one of those before. Have u? The problem I’m running into is that I don’t know what he looks like, so I can’t put a name to a face to a body, to voice, to soul... I let him create himself.  Whatever he told me to believe about him I just rolled with it.  Even when I knew no doubt the truth was starkly different. I wanted to give him a chance to embody the role & walk the path built not by his bricks of bullshit. Be as good as you want to be & I’ll buy it.  I feel like my job was just to witness the light ya know.  Don’t play games. I kno i kno.  But God’s plan & my games are like literally legit the exact same thing, so I don’t know how to navigate. And then there’s of course the second hand psychic meth high I could have been getting from being on the line with him. Oh great the spiritual argument for landlines geez. Ok. T6 is mad at him & wrote him off, but I just continue to love S6 with my all.  WIsh I could hate him, but I really don’t.

[autistic-council-spectre]

CHARACTERS: abrudas, sparatus, tevos, garrus, and nihlus ;)

gleefully rubs my little paws together Yes A Good Askso much of this got rambly n vaguely weird tho rip i apologize for my entire existence Abrudas:-how I feel about this character: lt valis abrudas is the most beautiful and wonderful turian in canon she could break me in half and id thank her tbqh -all the people I ship romantically with this character: b4 i met saren id probably have shrugged but listen,,,desabrudas is a good ship and now im stuck forever in rarepair hell there is No Escape-my non romantic OTP for this character: mmm saren like u Can't convince me that hanging with des and dating him she Somehow wouldn't become friends and a sister like figure?? lies all of it they r good friends and family especially after everything goes sideways -my unpopular opinion for this character: honestly,,,half the fandom doesn't know she even exists so like (: Fuck can it be that she should have showed up in me3 as a special  edition 2 everything bc honestly -one thing I wish would have happen/had happened with this character in canon: SO MANY OKAY SO MANY BUT LIKE OKAY SO there's this one part in the comics where one of timmys asshole friends says some?? nonsense that's rlly gross an racist+sexist so lol it was Bad and honestly,,, valis should have just fuckin beat him up doesn't matter she was in cuffs she should have torn him a new one tbh fuck him+u can't,,u can't convince me it didn't happen off screen shhSparatus:-how I feel about this character: DOES NOT GET ENOUGH LOVE+DID NOTHING WRONG IN LIFE thank u goodnight -all the people I ship romantically with this character: his lovely wife teia!! they r adorable old birbs and they are in lurve -my non romantic OTP for this character: val + sparatus like canon even agrees they have p similar views tbh?? so i feel like they'd be pretty friendly an pick on the new ppl together an conspire against anderson/udina when they take the council seat -my unpopular opinion for this character: he has done nothing wrong??? ever??? let him sleep??? like ya okay my knee jerk reaction was also wow he's being so mean to shep >:///  but once u use ur thinker u realize that hey!!! u sound bonkers!! and he's literally doing his job so like,,,let him sleep and stop being a dick with the ah yes reapers joke it's old and gross + ALSO PLS DONT SHIP HIM AND SHEP FUCK like that's gross on,,,so many levels,,,i could write u a small essay on the Fuck Ton of reasons why -one thing I wish would have happen/had happened with this character in canon: teia needs to show up so she can smoorch sparatus on the cheek pls he is very stressed+needs some affection bioware where is his beautiful wifeTevos:-how I feel about this character: the Mom Friend tm i love her she's totally the responsible one on the council -all the people I ship romantically with this character: humms honestly her an aria r kinda cute together tbh?? but that's mostly from art ive seen idk much about the ship itself But i do have a lil sorta oc for her that im still working on fleshing out all the way,,i do figure tho she'd be kinda private about it bc of both council stuff+a general preference to keep her private life just that -my non romantic OTP for this character: honestly i kinda feel like tevos and teia would end up being friends and bonding?? like idk why they just seem like they'd make good fronds and go out for cups of coffee after work 2 indulge in lil bits of gossip and general chatting -my unpopular opinion for this character: so everyone is also rlly salty about the thing where she's like yo we can't rlly help you out until you help us and like??? honestly it's understandable that she didn't wanna help the humans out without getting some assistance in return like even ppl in little every day situations do that so like :// can ppl pls let the council do their job got dang -one thing I wish would have happen/had happened with this character in canon: mmm okay so ignore my lack of memory rip but i rlly wish they had explored a bit more about the conspiracy with the matriarchs thing like??? did she know a lot did she not know Did canon explain this and i forgot?? did she like do things willingly or nah?? give me the answers bioware  Garrus:-how I feel about this character: SHAPED LIKE A FRIEND like listen,,he's huge as fuck+could prob kick me across the room on accident but he is shaped like a friend -all the people I ship romantically with this character: i am Really Fucking fond of shakarian honestly, him an tali kinda but some of it feels rlly forced so it's like??? conflicted noises :/ AND SAREN GOT ME TO SHIP HIM AND TASORA send help,, garrus needs more hands 4 his gfs-my non romantic OTP for this character: mm i rlly like the idea of him and wrex and ash all bonding and being friendly?? an getting over their own misgivings of each other and just aaa give it 2 me bioware i need friends bonding -my unpopular opinion for this character: tbh no one seems 2 rlly point out that garrus was also p racist in the beginning too? like everyone likes 2 do the whole Space Racist Ash bit, which is a whole nother thing i could get into rip, and is conveniently quiet when u point out garrus said some fucked up stuff :// like don't get me wrong i luv my boy but like?? he's not a 100% pure cinnamon roll who's done nothing wrong -one thing I wish would have happen/had happened with this character in canon: shrug emoji honestly im p happy with how his stuff went tbh from what im remembering?? i mean i do kinda wish he got more closure for the deaths of his omega squad mates bc i don't rlly remember him getting much??? pls get some help my sonNihlus:-how I feel about this character: yes hi hello i am adorable u should look @my face more often But Seriously i rlly love him?? esp since he basically saw saren “tiny ball of anger and asocial behaviors” arterius and went That One, That One Is My New Best Friend-all the people I ship romantically with this character: my name is nihlus kryik and i!!! am really!!! fucking gay for saren arterius!!! thank you 4 coming to my ted talk -my non romantic OTP for this character: mmmMMM avitus tbh mainly because i remember us Bonding over saren “im going to biotically punch this mech in the face and refuse to see a doctor after for my broken hand” arterius being our mentor and friend-my unpopular opinion for this character: mmm i guess it's less of him as a character and more how the fandom views him But Like??? nihlus isn't scared of saren wtf???? like ya okay sure the initial HOLY SHIT saren arterius is interacting with me?? talking to me?? holyshitholyshit mildly intimidated would have happened but once he got used to him like,,he'd have just accepted sarens mildly odd ways and difficulty in interacting at times and rolled with it + activated Mom Friend Mode tm around him-one thing I wish would have happen/had happened with this character in canon: anyways original canon is a lie and nihlus lived+smooched saren when he saw him at eden prime bc he is a gay nerd who's first response 2 seeing his bf is to do a kiss  

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james flint for the character ask meme thing! and/or madi! and/or miranda! and/or....GATES! idk if gates was alive long enough for you to have an opinion on him tho lol

So much choice! Thank you! I’m doing them all, because why not.

Flint

1: sexuality headcanon: Can I say Complicated Gay? Because gay, but also everything with Miranda is difficult. I have various feelings about the way this show depicted sexualities as fairly person-based and malleable and deliberately difficult to label, but I don’t know how well they’d go down.2: otp: Silverflint. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯3: brotp: Flint & Gates.4: notp: Flint/Vane.5: first headcanon that pops into my head: Again with the accents, little baby Dimples McGraw had a reasonably strong Cornish accent that he deliberately got rid of when he joined the Navy, because you can’t be an officer if you sound like a bumpkin fisherman. 6: favorite line from this character: How to choose? I love the way he delivers this part: “When I lost Thomas, I raged. I was distraught. I wept. But with you. I’m ruined over you.”7: one way in which I relate to this character: I also think books make the perfect gift.8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: He has no chill. Sometimes he really needed to calm the fuck down.9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? So problematic, but such a fave.

Madi

1: sexuality headcanon: Straight.2: otp: Ughhh, I don’t even know. I don’t particularly think she should’ve settled for Silver, given how broken everything was at the end. 3: brotp: Madi & Flint.4: notp: Madi/being a tavern owner’s wife?5: first headcanon that pops into my head: She absolutely had those pirate outfits ready to go before Flint and co even landed on her shore.  6: favorite line from this character: That entire speech where she wrecked Rogers.7: one way in which I relate to this character: If I were a no good pirate, I’d follow John Silver anywhere too.8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: It’s not really embarrassment, but that whole ‘when I speak, my men listen’ thing I find a bit...I dunno. Less compelling and amazing than others seem to. She’s royalty. Of course they fucking listen. They don’t have much choice, given how plausible it apparently was that Kofi could’ve beaten the shit out of someone who disrespected her. She is awesome, but they’d still have to do what she said even if she wasn’t. 9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Pretty cinnamon roll-ish.

Miranda

1: sexuality headcanon: Pretty straight, tbh.2: otp: London OT3. /happiness. /living.3: brotp: Does Miranda & Abigail count? Adoptive mum-tp?4: notp: Miranda/Pastor Quick Draw5: first headcanon that pops into my head: Moving to Nassau was a steep learning curve for her. She’d always had servants to do almost everything for her before then. James brought her any books he came across that listed recipes or instructions for growing fruit and vegetables, and he showed her how to do a lot of things around the house like making beds and lighting fires.6: favorite line from this character: All the stuff in the carriage in 2x03, but particularly: “I was going to say... that perhaps you're more concerned with whether or not people talk about what you and I may be doing behind closed doors... than with what we actually are doing.”

7: one way in which I relate to this character: I’m also trapped and frustrated with my life.8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: The fucking the pastor thing a little bit, but mostly it just makes me feel horribly sorry for her.9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Beautiful, complicated, angry, cinnamony fave.

And Gates!

1: sexuality headcanon: I don’t even know. Straight, probably?2: otp: None really.3: brotp: Gates & Flint.4: notp: I don’t think I’ve ever even seen gates shipped with anyone.5: first headcanon that pops into my head: Once when they were drunk together about a year after they met, Flint slipped up and sort of mentioned Thomas, not by name but by pronouns. Gates noticed, but he didn’t point it out and never mentioned it again, because he supposed (rightly) that Flint hadn’t meant to do it and he’d been at sea plenty long enough to be unfazed by that sort of thing, so it’s not like it changed anything anyway.6: favorite line from this character: “There are no legacies in this life, are there? No monuments. No history. Just the water. It pays us and then it claims us. Swallows us whole. As if we'd never been here at all."7: one way in which I relate to this character: I’m completely Done about 95% of the time too.8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: Nothing really. He’s a good egg.9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Sort of cinnamon roll dad.

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This is gonna get sappy. Hello! Thank you for 2K (again)! 

Honestly, when I left 2-3 yrs ago I didn’t have any intentions on returning, or at least I hoped beyond hope I wouldn’t cave. I did, though. I’ve been sharing headspace with Uni for a long time, though by official count it’s at five years. A fella I’ve spent a lot of one-on-one time with, getting to know, helping him grow, and he, in turn, helping me in a lot of ways. Writing him has been therapeutic in a way I cannot even begin to describe and when we left those years ago it was for a number of reasons. The biggest being that we--or, really, I--felt as though we had overstayed our welcome. Uni wasn’t shiny and new anymore, hadn’t been for some time, so finding people to write with was like pulling teeth. I had just recently been plagiarized, too, and that honestly made me too paranoid with everything/one. 

But, lo and behold, I returned at the beginning of the year or so, though my activity was in and out for personal reasons. Since properly returning with a fixed schedule not two months ago, I must say I am so... relieved by the way he’s been [re]accepted back into the RP community. Even despite his divergence, despite my hesitance to divulge too much info, etc. It’s been so refreshing to see him get all this activity, to have people want to interact with him, to want to get to know him. AND BLESS THESE SHIPS, HONESTLY. Basically, we love you all and I would thank you all individually but that’d take a long time. Hence this blurb before the proper bias list to say we appreciate you all and wanna write with everyone!

That being said, this bias list will only cover people I’m very close to, people who’ve been following Uni for a long time, or have simply meant quite a bit to us in recent weeks. Please do not be upset if you’re not listed below, as it’s nothing personal and we do appreciate you! It’s just I follow a LOT of people, and, tbh we aren’t close yet-- that can certainly be changed! I’m very friendly despite the nickname! Never hesitate to IM me or ask for my Discord! 

TL;DR hello you are all amazing, thank you so much for all you’ve done for us!! pls buy Uni’s books when I write them lmao. below the cut is my bias list starting with the extra special people!

THE RAVENS

honestly crying for days over these people nbd

@frostkingoftheapocalypse --- HOW HAVE YOU STUCK AROUND FOR THIS LONG? i am amazed. i am also amazed we never talked sooner since we’ve known each other for like... 4 yrs lmfao. AHHH TASHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!! you give me so much life and I appreciate our friendship, even if it’s late in the making, bc you’re so sweet and generous and a MOM omg. MOM FRIEND. and your writing has always intimidated me in a good way so to be able to finally, properly write with you is an HONOR tbh. you’re such a bright, unwavering light with such a fleshed out boy who’s BEAUTIFUL, and phenomenal drawings (I have that photo you made of Uni as my phone bg), and I honestly can’t wait to see what else we manage to create together. hit me with that good shit, tbh. I love you, Tash. <3

@sonofagunslinger --- CRIES FOR DAYS. Em ilu with my whole heart and soul tbh like you mean so much to me. thank u for riding on this painful/achingly cute ship with me bc Trickshot gives me so much life. you’re so amazing and such a fantastic friend like wtf. look at all this talent bunched up in one person, I can’t even begin to describe how happy I am you came back to tumblr RP and WANTED TO WRITE WITH ME AGAIN like wtf. Jesse is such a little goddamn shit and I love it (Uni, too, ofc) and the headcanons you have for him and his 10/10 FC choice, and ALSO UR ART WTF. I’m still convinced satan lives in you tho bc you sometimes hit me with serious angst that makes me wanna lie down and d i e. but I love it. I love everything we’ve created for Trickshot SO MUCH. THESE BOYS KILL ME. I LOVE YOU, EM. <3

@velvettclaws --- oh NUT. omg I... adore you so much. how dare you be as amazingly wonderful as you are, I am attacked. when we first started writing together I honestly was like “they are SO out of your league, Vicious, look at this style, look at this talent, look at this characterization, are you kidding? it’s gonna be one interaction and that’s it” but I have never been so wrong. and HAPPILY wrong, too. Gabriel is such a beautiful, flawed, eldritch soul with so much thought put into the intricacies of his life, his being, etc and I’m so honored that he chose Uni to be part of it in some way and that we’re still writing together. I l o v e your writing so much, it’s so pretty and GOALS AF in a lot of ways and combined with lil’ Gabu as a whole and YOU ooc, oh my gosh. I die. like this if you cry every time bc I sure af do. you’re so supportive and encouraging and darling, too precious and pure for us, honestly. but I am so, so grateful for you and Gabriel. thank you. ilu so much <3 ;w;

@oneiromanc --- how do I even begin to explain how much I appreciate and adore you??? let me count the ways... we’d be here for an eternity tbh and by then you’d be so sick of me. c; AHHH BAB omg I love you so fkn much. like our boys themselves are just... so achingly wonderful and I love how spontaneous their relationship was and how far they’ve come in just a short while (writing wise), but also... like you’re so fantastic?? such a supportive, amazing, beautiful person who I only wanna smother with love and all the happiness in the world bc you deserve it and so much more! you’re a light in a dark place and I’m so glad we’ve gotten close bc GAAAAAH. I cry. I adore writing with you and reading the things you create and I’m so... thankful to be part of the process, if only in a small way bc your writing is phenomenal and deserving of all the appreciation, just like you!! I love you so much hnnn! ;w;

@angelofoverwatch --- (i know ur on a hiatus again but that’s okay bc ur still my bff). LENORE... omg... ur such a good. such a pure, kindhearted, sweet soul. you were one of the first people I actually properly WROTE with when I came back and it was... so nice??? I LOVE writing with you more than you know and to see all the thought you’ve put into Angela is inspiring and AMAZING. You’re both two beautiful people and I am so grateful we met bc we got somethin’ goin’ here with our babies that is so wonderful, I love it so much and wanna DO SO MANY THINGS WITH THEM. And I want to buy all your art tbh like holy shit look at this talented af human! ilu bb <3 and we’ll be here for when you return!! and even if not, we’re still here for you!

@fenwxlf --- cries for days I loooove you, Cait, so goddamn much and I know some days I seem kinda “meh” with everything but pls know I appreciate you so much and everything we’ve created together in the last 5 years or so. Fenrir is such a prick, just like his dad, and I LOVE it and how much he’s grown. to be part of that is amazing and honestly I am so honored you picked Uni to be MAIN DAD. and I’m so grateful and flattered tbh that you are so tied in with the raven folklore, too, and have immersed yourself in it. NEED ALL THE BIRBS TBH. I just... you mean so much to me that I can’t properly put it into words but I’m so grateful for our friendship, for being able to write with you, to be part of Fen and Svad’s characterization process/es and... all of it. you’re amazing ooc and I’ve loved to keep up with all you’ve done in the last few years and I’m so happy we never really broke contact even during our hiatus bc you’re a phenomenal friend, irreplaceable. you perfect cinnamon roll /sobs forever. Uni and I love you all soooooo much <3

THE CROWS

the folks who have been around for a long, long, long time tbh. how have you not gotten sick of us?? if i’m missing people, i’m so sorry! if you’ve been around for 3+ years, we are amazed you’re still here, for one, and also SO GRATEFUL. you are the reason I keep writing.

@sultrysupernaturals / @agentharrisonofshield & @stiitchwiitchsera / @jennathearcher / @lilylacey / @mordorshi / @madxwonderland

THE MAGPIES

some special mentions! people who mean a lot to me and/or Uni, people we appreciate so much, whom we’ve adored writing with, etc! i’m definitely missing people on this list! my brain only does so well, y’know.

@ircnwccd / @brazenlass / @talonsaconite / @stxrmurdottir / @asgardianhammer / @valadhxfndr / @maegtig / @zehsvara / @crowsandmalachite / @iisfet / @aldrnaari / @tricksandtreason & @jxrmungand / @viiribus / @strongindependentmen / @iridcscentiisms / @jenniferwallters & @claudiadelicncourt / @vasvvani & @aropoakande / @alalkomeneis / @huntingglory & @sifshieldmaiden / @roipirate

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Dragons, yu yu hakusho!

Sorry this is late..!!

Dragonsthe first character i ever fell in love with:Ruffnut!! When the second movie came out, I saw all those gifs of her ogling Eret and I was sold :’Da character that i used to love/like, but now do not:potential spoilers, but what they revealed about Trader Johan in this new RTTE season makes him more unappealing to me when he was a fun character before,a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not:Used to be more into Ruffret than I am? I still prefer it to lots of other Ruff ships tho…my ultimate favorite character™:RUFFNUT FOR SURE My wonderful daughter, the best girl, who is allowed to be “ugly” and ridiculous and even gross,prettiest character:Still Heather, probably,also a lot of the dragons just have really cool designsmy most hated character:Viggo, and now Krogan, too. I am not a fan of villains, usually, they tend to have personalities that I find unappealing. Too competent, lolmy OTP:Don’t really have one?? my NOTP:Ruff/lout and Ruff/legs and especially Ruff/settling down, having children, and proceeding to lead a normal, boring, run-of-the-mill life(…really tho I do hate the idea of her having children like have you met her?? what part of her makes everyone think she would want to be a mother ever. and what part of her makes everyone think she’d be fine being a housewife. like holy shit. she’s not even the marriage type, imo.I really despise that, since she’s a girl, everyone shoehorns her into this kind of bullshit without even considering her personality./end rant that literally nobody asked for)favorite episode:I love any episode that showcases the twins caring about each other and being competent, oh man. Also ones where Snotlout does good things. Snotlout and the twins doing ridiculous stuff together is also Great ContentFree Scauldy was really good, too! A rare Ruffnut spotlight episode.saddest death:Has there ever been like…a dragon that stayed dead..? My memory is failing me haha. Ah, and Stoick of course…favorite season:This is difficult, bc I have trouble keeping episodes straight, aha,They all have their good and bad moments, imo. I’d probably have to rewatch the whole thing to give a better answer :’Dleast favorite season:^^^character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate:I mean I don’t necessarily hate Hiccup or Astrid but to me they can be…pretty boring…my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave:Dagur, maybe? :’DThe twins and Snotlout also unfortunately probably qualify, lol. Love these problematic kidsmy ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave:I still want more focus on Barf and Belch…they are a good dragon…my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship:I mean, Ruffret isn’t exactly, reciprocated, but then, I don’t exactly ship it fully anyway, somy ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: Astrid/Heather

Yu Yu Hakushothe first character i ever fell in love with:Kuwabara for sure, he’s been so lovely from day one, I’m gonna crya character that i used to love/like, but now do not:Don’t think there is one..? I don’t fall out of love with characters easily ahaa ship that i used to love/like, but now do not:also none?my ultimate favorite character™:Kazuma Kuwabara is on the fast track to becoming one of my absolute favorite characters of all time ngl. He’s just got such a big heart, and he’s so…genuinely good, and yet ridiculous and a bit rough, maybe a little dumb and a little “ugly”, but he never gives up and will do anything for people (and animals) he loves and Idk he’s just such a pure soul who proves you can achieve anything if you tryprettiest character:Botan and Shizuru!!Yomi, too. And both Kuramas, bc why would you be one pretty anime boy stereotype when you could be two pretty anime boy stereotypes.my most hated character:Toguro brothers, maybe? They made me so angry all the time.The older one was at least ridiculous but imo the younger was an ass for no reason

my OTP:I have so many feelings about Kuwameshi…they just…care about each other so much…my NOTP:Nothing really stands out but this one time I saw a fic that was Yusuke/Hiei/Kurama and completely left out Kuwabara and I felt personally insulted…also I really don’t think Toguro has ever deserved Genkai everfavorite episode:There are so many wonderful episodes bc I just really love this cast of characters BUT one that stands out is episode three, y’know, the one where Kuwabara has to keep from fighting and also study to bring his test score way up just so his friend can keep the job he needs and even tho ppl beat on Kuwabara he refuses to fight back or mess this up in any way and okay listen I’m crying againsaddest death:The second time Yusuke died really got to me, what with Kuwabara crying and begging him not to while remembering their first meetings and all,also when Kuwabara “died” and Yusuke was so devastated he released more power than he even knew he hadthe fact that both of these involve both of them feeling incredibly useless for not being able to save the other makes for added sadnessoh manfavorite season:There isn’t one that really stands out, I really enjoyed the series as a whole! Wasn’t bored once.least favorite season:My heart wants to say season four bc of the (relative) lack of Kuwabara, but even the way that was handled made sure he still had plenty of presence, and it didn’t feel like he was being tossed aside at all. Plus, we got really good Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke content, not to mention the return of the best minor characters from the Dark Tournament, So ye, in the end I love season four just as much as the others, hahacharacter that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate:this doesn’t count at all but I didn’t understand why everyone apparently loved Kurama so much until I met himmy ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave:Shishiwakamaru or Suzuki maybe? If they even count anymore, they seem pretty harmless when all is said and done..Hiei…? lolBui maybe?? He was my favorite on Toguro’s team, at least,my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave:Mitarai…like I mean his canon storyline was actually really good but he definitely fits the first partmy ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship:…Karasu/Bui?my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship:Jin/Touya is really good!!Botan/Shizuru too!!And Hiei/Kurama, of course. Oh, also Yusuke/Keiko, especially doubled up with Kuwameshi feat. polyamorous Yusuke,

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soy luna youtube au

because let's face it this had to be done

so jazmín would still have fab & chic

delfi starts out always appearing on the channel as well but she kinda does her own thing later

pedro the smol cinnamon roll has a life advice channel and boi he's good at it

everyone just loves him

he's so nice and easy to watch

he never leaves you feeling discouraged

you just wanna get off your ass and change the world after you watch him

(at one point he tries a cooking channel but it takes exactly one video attempt and a burnt kitchen for him to give up)

nina has this book and study channel

and she absolutely loves it

it's more on the nerdy side

ámbar has a vlog channel where she just posts about her life

it's like watching a more glamorous version of yourself honestly

yam has a fashion channel and everyone just absolutely adores her

(and also jim and yam collab v often and the fandom goes crazy every time it happens)

jim has a mix of pretty much everything but mostly it's about dancing and singing

(and also domestic videos of her and yam but shhh)

gastón's channel would mainly be about dressing well and books

it's hard to believe but it's a combo that works

luna is just a smol bean trying to find her way through life (aka she's a mess)

honestly most of her videos don't even have a structure

she just babbles about everything that comes to her mind

it's so nice and relaxing tho

and you always feel like seeing and old friend again

because she's so open and nice

sometimes she uploads random vlogs

or skating videos when she's feeling like it

matteo would have a looooot of travel vlogs and skating videos and just generally have the cool boy vibe

you either love him or you hate him

there's no in between

it just doesn't exist

you either get his sense of humor and love him

or you don't and despise him

but still most people love him

because come on this is the internet

most of us are sarcastic little shits

simón uploads a lot of video of the rollerband practicing

he also uploads some funny challenges

he's basically the person you go to if you want a nice mix of everything

but somehow it's still organized

honestly how does this boy do that

no one knows

luna wants to know his secret

because sometimes she gets random bursts of motivation

all she gets is “ambition”

nico is the vlogger of the group

he vlogs everything

absolutely everything

at first especially the ones with Secret Relationships are wary

but then they start to relax

it's not like they don't want anyone to know

most of them just had no idea how to tell the internet

but anyway back to delfi for a moment

she would have a channel on how to achieve your dreams

and give advice and mainly tell people to dump their shitty friends

but also how she managed to become such a successful business woman

“i never stopped working for what i wanted and i had an amazing and supportive boyfriend”

pedro and her haven't openly talked about their relationship but...

the looks they give each other in vlogs says everything

the fandom basically takes this as confirmation

(they may or may not upload a super sappy video of them talking about their relationship and just generally being disgustingly cute)

ramiro has a channel where he uploads videos of himself singing and dancing

he and jim collab quite often and they're pretty much everyone's fave dynamic dancing duo

the fandom is divided into 3 parts

the 'jim and ramiro are obviously dating'

the 'yam and ramiro are soooo married'

the 'jim and yam are in love stop this crap'

little do they know they're all v in love with each other

ricardo is the only one of the adults who has a youtube channel and actually knows how to use it

he is a gamer obviously

and he has no idea what he's doing

also obvious

monica would like a cooking platform but she doesn't like this whole youtube thing

so she starts a blog

but let's get back to the actual point of this

nina and luna are friends

so are luna and matteo

(jk they're in the pining stage)

but anyway matteo and gastón are the brotp of youtube

they invented bro jokes

“bro you're the light of my life”

“bro”

(honestly they confess their love for each other every two seconds)

but anyway

luna convinces matteo to ask gastón to collab with nina

because it's painfully obvious that she has a crush on him

but she's also too shy to do it herself

gastón is on board immediately

(not because he absolutely adores her nooooo)

he just really likes her videos ok??

but then they sit down and boi sparks fly

the fandom loves it

honestly they're so cute together

nina just glances at gastón for expended periods of time and when he turns to look at her she turns away

coincidentally gastón does the exact same thing

the fandom wants death

(and so do i)

they're both 100% convinced the other doesn't have a crush on them and suffer in silence

(aka they pour their heart out to luna and matteo, respectively)

(those two are facepalming so hard)

(it takes a shitload of inspirational and encouraging speeches to convince those two idiots of the opposite)

so after this crap has been going on for a while gastón doesn't look away

and nina's heart speeds up because holy shit he's looking at her

(and even though they have filmed quite a few videos together by now she still totally has a crush and now it's even stronger than before)

but noooo of course they still don't kiss

time for more suffering

gastón is so sure that nina doesn't like him like that by now

matteo wants to scream

luna too really

they are this close to fucking collabing and just screaming for 3 hours and dedicating this to gastón and nina

but then they think of something better

because they know there are multiple bets going on about when those two will finally kiss

they betted too

and they aren't about to lose

but they also can't just straight-up tell them

because that would be cheating

so they make sure gastón and nina are in the same room and walk by talking about how in love with each other they obviously are

nina and gastón are both shook

because there's no way he said that

(nope kiddo he definitely compared your eyes to stars once)

(and your entire existence to the best thing to happen since sliced bread)

(matteo was jealous)

nina isn't sure whether that's a compliment or not

but also gastón

he's just starstruck

it takes him about 0.2 seconds to put everything together

and about five minutes to actually move

he turns to nina

and looks her in the eyes

and all that sappy “is it true” “mmhh” shit ensues and then they finally kiss

when they come out of the room luna and matteo are already cashing in their winnings

but what they did not expect was gastón and nina making it their personal mission to make their life a living hell

(and with that i mean trying to get them to kiss)

because if the gastón/nina relationship was slow burn

then what the fuck are luna and matteo

gastón and nina manage to convince them to film a video with them

two videos rather

“boyfriend vs. best friend”

“girlfriend vs. best friend”

everything is well

until they lock them in a room

(really they're stunned they managed to do it too)

they are hoping for them to finally kiss

(sweet hopeful children)

but no

those two oblivious idiots go the entire time without even touching that subject

gastón sits matteo down and asks him if he likes luna

“of course i do, we're friends”

he knows exactly what gastón meant but honestly he deserves it

he locked him in a room (not a closet at least) for several hours

a bit of playing oblivious is definitely well-deserved

luna actually is oblivious

“what do you mean? nina we've been friends for over a year now of course i like him”

now nina isn't on the overdramatic side of life but god

but because those two just have it one day

nina tells luna gastón told her matteo is moving again

she knows that will suffice in getting luna to admit her feelings

it may be a teeny tiny bit mean but jfc she can't anymore

and it works

much to their dismay nina and gastón aren't actually there when it happens

but luna and matteo come back smiling and holding hands

gastón sneakily films everything

(for future blackmail material obvs not because he finds them incredibly freaking cute and high key loves them both)

and while luna may have forgotten what it took to get to this point

matteo. has. not.

but like the true slytherin he is at heart

he thinks

and then realizes he's actually kinda grateful

so when gastón gets a gift basket he's skeptical

until he reads the card

cue the bro jokes

meanwhile

ámbar and simón have a love/hate relationship with way too much sexual tension

honestly no one can tell when they're flirting at first because ????? what is happening???

they're just kind of ????

i can't even describe it honestly

but basically they're both sarcastic little shits

this can go for hours

and no one is sure whether they don't actually hate each other

because boi does it seem like that at some times

but they're actually quite close

and with that i mean really fucking close and simón is one of the 3 people that have ever seen her crying

but they don't really show that side of their relationship/friendship/whatever this is on camera

so mostly the fandom thinks they should steer clear of each other

and they mostly do for videos

because boi do they not wanna deal with idiotic shitheads

so they just hang out off camera

and on camera they spew sarcastic insults at each other

so naturally the fandom thinks they're definitely dating

(or at least a good part of it)

(fandoms are weird don't ask me)

and then one day you can see ámbar just chilling in the corner while the rollerband is practicing in one of nico's vlogs

the fandom completely loses it

but they ignore it

because honestly its no one's business but theirs

and they aren't about to change that

and they're both creatures of habit

so not much really changes

until

simón is doing a livestream one day

and ámbar is at his flat

she is rummaging through the kitchen and cannot find the nutella jar

and she really really really wants to eat nutella right now

“where the fuck is your nutella?”

“babe it's in the right cupboard you know that”

she does

she just forgot

she's had a really hard day, ok?

but the chat is losing it

he just called her babe and she's at his flat in the first place

HOLY SHIT

they still don't make a proper video

they just couldn't care less

she just appears in more livestreams

u can see her in the background scrambling to the couch and falling down face-first on it

and maybe they might even be seen holding hands in another one of nico's vlogs

honestly their 'official announcement' is a lot less official and big than most people expected

they just allow nico to not cut out a snippet of them kissing

that's when the fandom really loses it

their otp is beautiful and it's real

delfi and pedro are just The Parents of the group

always there to give good advice and disgustingly sweet

no one even knows how they met

they have just been dating for sooo long no one bothered to remember

(except for delfi and pedro and that's their lil secret)

but anyway they're so good holy shit

they're so supportive of each other and god i could keep going for hours

honestly there's not much drama with them at all

not with ramiro and jim and yam

surprisingly enough their lives are actually pretty drama-free

not their fandom tho

they invented ship wars

honestly their fans keep attacking each other

and making a lot of 'proof' videos

(jim totally watches those when she's sad and needs a reminder people love her)

but our three heroes are just so fucking done

it's not like they don't leave hints

and obvious ones at that

but nooooo

the fandom consists of dipshits

so they're like “ok fuck this”

(btw people only know jim and yam live together)

ramiro uploads a video one day and keeps in a little clip where he just woke up

only he's lying in yam's bed

but still

people are saying things like “HE STAYED OVER AND IN YAM'S BED BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WANT US TO KNOW HE'S DATING JIM”

jesus honestly

(joke's on them, he fucking lives there as well but this was the only thing they could think of)

then yam uploads a pic on instagram

it's a giiiiaaant bouquet of flowers

coincidentally it's also jim's birthday

she captions it 'for my girl'

ok that worked to freak out the jim/yam fans

not so much everyone else

“MY GIRL AS IN MY BEST FRIEND U IDIOTS”

honestly they want death at this point

nico is commissioned to put up a vlog where ramiro and yam hold hands

“THEY'RE JUST HOLDING HANDS PLATONICALLY”

THEY. ARE. DONE.

on this faithful sunday a video called “yes we are dating” is updated to each of their channels

it's just clips and pics of them kissing and holding hands and being domestic

this is also the day people realize ramiro lived with them all along

(and that they were wrong as hell. all of them.)

it fills ramiro jim and yam with intense satisfaction to see everyone freaking out

cue ámbar's horrified screams when people start shipping simón and her with nico

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Amnesia: Memories Review (spoilers)

Platform: PS Vita or PC via Steam (I played it on PC) Official English Release

Number of Routes: 4 main routes followed by an unlocked route after getting the good endings in the previous four.

Plot/Setting: The Heroine (she does not have a name as she is amnesiac so you get to name her anything you want) wakes up one day without any memories and this spirit in her head named Orion telling her he is the reason her memories are gone and she needs to interact with people in her life and try to remember her past in order to free Orion and return to her life. He then tells her that there are like a bunch of parallel universes so she just needs to pick the one she feels like is the right one. At first, this seems like a dumb cheesy way for the game to make us pick a route BUT the whole parallel worlds thing is explained really well once Ukyo’s world gets unlocked and you get to see the full story which I loved.

Gameplay: The routes have so many great bad endings which is one of the things I loved about this game. It was impossible for me to get the good/true endings without a walkthrough. For each character, I got the normal endings with occasional bad endings along the way whenever I tried to play it myself. Then I used a walkthrough for the most efficient way to get all the good and bad endings in one try. The game also has two mini games: ice hockey and rock paper scissors which are fun but you gotta beat all the characters in both games to get certain trophies/achievements which I haven’t done. Also, the sprites move to make them look alive/talking. You can also click on the CGs to hear more cheesy lines said by those characters which are super cute.

VA: Amazing as usual. Sadly, the heroine is not voiced. But then again since Orion speaks for her 99% of the time it doesn’t matter.

Art: It’s so good! The artist for this game is the same one for Collar x Malice so I am hyped for that game as well. Also when you play it on PC full screen the art is very HD and nice to look at. Although the costumes the characters’ wear tend to be a bit out-of-this-world-crazy, the art is amazing. The heroine is so pretty. I have seen a lot of people call her dead fish eyes-chan as an insult but like???? What???? Her eyes are so pretty and filled with various emotions.

My Favorite Routes: Kent=Ukyo >Ikki>Shin>>>>>>>Toma

Order I played: the official order the worlds are listed in. 

Btw this is the first proper otome game I played (if we ignore the mobile and indie western ones) and it set the standards pretty high for all the other PC and Vita otome games.

Characters:

Side characters: Mine and Sawa are heroine’s coworkers and friends. Mine can also be her love rival in some routes which was annoying but she is so cute I couldn’t hate her. Then we also have Ikki’s fanclub and the head of the fanclub Rika (are all the Rika’s evil????) who make her life difficult in every route except for Ukyo’s. Then we have the manager from her workplace, Waka, who changes his personality in each route. I like it the most in Ikki’s route tbh. “The Customer is the Enemy!” or something like that is his motto. And ofc we have Orion, the child-like Spirit who helps Heroine along the way and basically does all the decisions for her instead of her which can get annoying but he is also a precious cinnamon roll child so I can’t hate him too much.

Shin: Heart World (VA: Tetsuya Kakihara, Victor/Code Realize)

He is everyone’s favorite. He is the younger childhood friend of the Heroine. His route involved a lot of mysteries to solve. Shin being a tsundere was also fun but that is about it. He is nowhere near my favorite character. He has his good moments but nothing really stood out to me.

Ikki: Spade World (VA: Kisho Taniyama, Germany/Hetalia)

Ah the flirty Ikster! His eyes have this power to make anyone fall in love with him so he has a fanclub and he doesn’t date girls for more than three months as they all break up with him after three months and he moves on to the next girl on the list… until he meets the heroine of course! He would have been my favorite if it wasn’t for some of the choices you had to make to get his good ending- like the one during the summer festival. I was so frustrated with him. He does have this great bad ending where he goes on a murder rampage BUT then he also has an almost rapey bad ending which I am now surprised that the game didn’t actually go through with it now that I know that a lot of these otome games involve rape which makes me glad that they did not include one. His good ending is great though as he and MC start to live together.

Kent: Club World (VA: Akira Ishida, Tokite/Clock Zero)

MY FAVORITE. MY PRECIOUS AWKWARD SON. Kent is the resident older character who is emotionless. He is a grad student and tutors the Heroine and her friends. He is very smart and logical so love does not make sense to him but Heroine ofc teaches him the beauty of love and that not everything has to involve logic. His route is the most normal and realistic one. We get to meet his parents, go through all the awkward stages of dating, and solve some math questions (I used to guide for that immediately tho I hate math). He is also the only one who learns about Heroine’s amnesia and Orion! It’s great! His good ending is really good, too cuz they go live in London happily ever after.

Toma: Clover World (VA: Satoshi Hino, Kamui/Gintama)

He is also heroine’s childhood friend but he was the older one in the group (like only a year or two but whatever) and took care of Shin and the heroine when they were kids. He is the resident crazy guy that should probably be locked up in like Arkham Asylum. He is the yandere of all yanderes so far for me out of all the localized games. LIKE HOLY SHIT. I didn’t even try to play his route by myself first because I knew what was gonna happen and wanted to get through it asap so I used a guide. I probably would have killed the mc a million times if I didn’t do that. For storyline like sure, he might be interesting but NOPE. I hate him so much. He is also super creepy in Shin’s route too like BOI stawp.

Ukyo: Joker World (VA: Kouki Miyata, Aiichiro/Free!)

You can’t play his route until you get the good endings for all the other dudes. He is the true route and ties up the plot and explain all the plot holes in a great way. So his story is that he was dating the heroine in his world and she died horribly in a fire. He was depressed and sad and this deity Nihil heard his prayers and decided to help him settle his emotions. So he told Ukyo that they could go to parallel worlds where he could meet her again. Ofc in each other world she already has a boy in her life and death also awaits her. He basically has to die if he doesn’t get her to be with him or kill her himself to save his own life which causes him to have that split personality. But he cannot truly die because he somehow merged with Nihil so Nihil keeps on reviving him and moving on to the next world. So it is like this never ending cycle in which he either kills the heroine or himself and he remembers everything and all the pain so his crazy side comes out a lot. But Nihil is running out of power cuz he wasn’t supposed to help Ukyo in the first place. As a final resort, he brings Ukyo to his original world and turns back the time so he can try to save her from the fire. Because he is weak he cannot complete the turn back time thing properly which is why it is always cold in August in the routes. Anyways it’s kind of convoluted and confusing but it makes sense if you play the game. He is my second favorite after Kent. I cried during his normal end because it was so bittersweet. It is very easy to get his bad endings in his route though because of his split personality so it’s good to save before each choice. 

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OH MY GOSH

I’m doing a reread of the older books that MarkReads did, cos he released his reviews in ebook form after his first site’s hosting went down and we lost the original posts of them.

Its really cool cos he includes an entrie second review of everything that he does years later with all this hindsight and stuff, commenting on the series as a whole and how hilarious unprepared he was in the original review. As well as all sorts of other bonus features and footnote stuff of cool!

And he even edited out any predjudiced or uncomfortable jokes that he’d made back when he was less experienced as an activist for LGBT rights and mental health and stuff, like originally the review about the dursleys in harry potter was framed as a psychologist’s report about how craaaayzy they are, and now its a detective’s report on how criminal they are. Cos seriously its “just a joke” and all but it kinda has unfortunate implications to imply that literal abusive parents are only that way cos of mental illness rather than yknw.. making the choice to be abusive. the “joke” wasnt intentionally meant to be saying that but its still how it ended up. And the really good part about it is that he didnt just take the opportunity of the original site being gone to pretend like he never made those mistakes, he edits out the actual content of the controversy itself but talks about what happened during his self re-review bonus section at the back. And he talks about why exactly he felt that this review was innapropriate and how he’s changed since then. Cos seriously over these years he’s been diagnosed with depression himself and started getting help with it and tried to become a really welcoming community for other mentally ill people! And he was always out about being gay even when he started his first review of Twilight, it was like 5 seconds into the first review before he couldnt restrain himself from yelling “is this really how straight people flirt??” XD But he used to kinda be a bit awkward maybe and uhh.. that relateable feel of trying to be “one of the good ones” according to bigoted standards? Like “oh im gay but i dont act TOO gay and i totally make gay jokes about myself ha ha ha”. I obviously can’t know for sure because i cant read his mind, but the impression i got from the reviews is that this was why he made some of his more crude jokes earlier on, despite being an absolute cinnamon roll of a man who didnt seem to believe any of the bigotry behind them. Either that or just genuinely not knowing that jokes were bigoted at the time, yknow? We all make mistakes and a lot of people amoungst minorities have a history of stuff like this cos internalized shame is a hell of a drug. I internalized transphobic stuff so hard that i was terrified of admitting i was trans, and overcompensated with trans jokes to try and convince people i was normal. And i didnt even properly comprehend what being trans WAS, i had this bigoted messed up idea of something i should be ashamed of, something that was “sick perverts getting off on dressing up” so of course it couldnt be me because I just felt.. yknow.. unhappy with what i was born as? Not any sort of big devious evil reason for it, just “dressing this different way makes me not want to kill myself”. But here’s lil kid me being told that the Only Possible Reason to want to do that is Gross Pedophile Reason, thus I built a big old labyrinth around my feelings and blindly repeated the rude shit my parents said without even understanding what it meant. Sighhh it was a big ol mess!

ANYWAY IM GOING OFFTOPIC AGAIN

I just made this post cos its really cool to see how your favourite creators have changed, especially when they had personal growth like that as well as just getting more and more awesome at the things they create. And it really warms my heart to see Mark being at peace with his own mental illness nowadays, and having like one of the most well regulated forums ever that doesn’t accept any form of bigoted behaviour and strives to welcome people like he is right now, and educate.. well, people like he was back then! And he’s also become so much prouder in his sexuality and found people who support him for who he is, after his super harrowing backstory of being abandoned by his parents and emotionally abused by fundementalist christian authority figures. And he now has an awesome adorable goofball of a boyfriend who even joins in on guest reviews sometimes, and it is absolutely AMAZING to see them teasing each other singing theme tunes to stuff and just generally being the definition of relationship goals!

AND THAT IS THE AWESOME THING THAT MADE MY HEART EXPLODE TODAY

Cos i bought the old harry potter review ebooks, and IT TURNS OUT HIS BOYFRIEND IS HERE! He cameos in prisoner of askaban yeaaaars before they started dating! he was actually the friend who’d already read the series and reccommended it to mark, so he’s kinda responsible for kickstarting the entire MarkReads blog?? THEY WERE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER AWWWW!! Seriously YOOO i was like “huh he mentions a friend here with the same name as- OH MY GOD ITS HIM” And his cameo appearance is a dual review just like the ones he’d do later on, tho here its a transcript of an IM chat rather than an actual video. Man this is so early on that they didnt even live close to each other! God its Love Origins, holy shittt

fuck NOTHING warms my heart more than seeing the journey my fave creators go on! this man has come so far and im so glad he’s in a better place than when he started!! he’s just so happy and bubbly in his current reviews and he started off so grumpy on that first Twilight review and his Harry Potter review was like a kid in a candy store cos he was GENUINELY SURPRISED TO FIND AN ACTUAL GOOD BOOK! Aaaa his future boyfriend’s reccommendation led to him recapturing his love of reading and starting a whole career out of reviews. God thats so romantic!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuck! My bigass heart cant handle this!!

So yeah uhh if you’re interested in a gay positive review series with an adorable bear of a man with the cutest beard and sleeve tattoos who just squees constantly about all the emotions he was taught to repress during an abusive childhood AND ALSO SMOOCHES HIS BOYFRIEND AND FINALLY GETS TO BE HAPPY YES, check out MarkReads and also the sister site MarkWatches! or his name in general is Mark Oshiro to find all the stuff he’s done. As I said before, there’s kind of this issue with archiving where all of his earliest posts are lost. And he rereleased them with all this bonus content as ebooks so we’d have a way to donate to support the site. So it might seem a bit intimidating for the “place to start” to be a pay-only thing, but I’d reccommend not reading in chronological order honestly. Its best to just go through his site and see if he did any books/shows that are your favourites, then start from there. That’s what i did, i think i discovered him via Buffy and Angel? And then I started watching ATLA because of him and WOW we had very similar levels of fanboy screaming, lol! So yeah you might discover some cool new series via this sweet man’s wonderful bloggings! :D

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HP and the Birthday Weekend: DH Part Two Reaction

It’s the finale, guys! It’s here! So pumped and ready to have my heartbroken! As usual, I’ll be putting the Keep Reading thing so you guys don’t get spoilers just by scrolling through. If you don’t want spoilers don’t read.

IT’S HERE LET’S GO

Oh gods Lily’s theme is playing kill me now 

We’re not even 20 mins in and I’m already a mess. Someone send help.

ugh now they have to talk to Griphook the Grump. 

Nah I shouldn’t be so hard on him. He’s been imprisoned for awhile

Every time I see John Hurt I get even sadder. This movie isn’t good for my health. Oh well

HARRY YOU DON’T JUST DROP THE BOMB THAT WIZARD HITLER HAS THE MOST POWERFUL WAND EVER AND THEN JUST CASUALLY TELL THEM TO GET SOME REST YOU INSENSITIVE

Yes Harry listen to Bill and don’t fuck with the goblin

Awww Luna called Dobby “Mr. Dobby.” What a cinnamon roll!

“It’s not the same place you left.” “Neither am I.” T.T

They should’ve had Ron be Bellatrix since he’s so good at impressions.

That guard who’s walking up behind Ron looks muggle af. Why don’t they give these guys proper wizarding robes?!

GRIPHOOK YOU SLICK GIT

Well that goblin that got roasted by the dragon is super dead

Gringotts just went through a massacre. Welp.

“We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.” Harry Potter, a summary.

Lol Aberforth’s savage. “Where would you be if I didn’t [have the mirror]?”

Ugh I hate how Ariana looks like she’s 20 SHE’S A FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD.

THE BIRTHDAY BOY’S HERE (Neville I mean)

Goah I love Alan Rickman and the way he does Snape with the pauses and everything

YAS MINNIE SLAY HIM SLAY HIM

Oh here comes Voldy with his creepy monologue

SHUT UP PANSY

Lol Filch no one asked

Ok I think it’s really messed up how Minnie just dismisses Slytherin and everyone else cheers. No matter they’re all so bitter

YES SEAMUS’ EXPLOSIONS FINALLY GET TO BE USEFUL

Minnie looks so happy with herself when she says “I’ve always wanted to use that spell” What a cutie

YES LUNA TELL HIM

Damn that army is big

Bitch just tell him where it is [the diadem]!

I have a headcanon that Kingsley and Remus have a small rivalry going on.Like, they always seem so uptight around each other

RONKS

YES THEY KISSED THEY KISSED ROMIONE KISSED

I don’t get why the Elder Wand cracked in the movie. Yeah the wand didn’t work well for Voldy, but they never said that it cracked in the books

RUN NEVILLE RUN

YAS KINGSLEY KICK SOME ASS

Ugh I feel so bad for the Slytherins. At least they broke out tho.

Lol Hermione is so in love with Ron when he figures out the map thing.

Ron getting protective over Hermione is so freaking adorable

Okay but Rupert’s ac

GOYLE YOU DUMBASS YOU REALIZE YOUVE PLAYED YA SELF

HA KARMA GET REKT

Harry is too pure for this world

I was all engaged and then Voldy ruined it with his honking noises smh

Lucius is really getting the short end of the stick in this movie. He’s just so pitiful. Azkaban really destroyed Luciu.

LAVENDER NO

YAS ABERFORTH KICK SOME DEMENTOR ASS

Okay, so snape is an asshole, but even I’m cringing as he gets killed.

Nuu FREEEEDDDDDD!

RONKS!!! NOOOOO

First year Snily and Marauders are adorbs

Lol Sev would you like some peanut and butter with that jelly?

Aww poor Harry looks 500% done. He got duped by Dumbledick so hard.

UGH I HATE HOW RON’S JUST STANDING THERE WHILE HERMIONE HUGS HARRY. THAT’S HIS BEST FRIEND SURRENDERING TO DEATH. THEY WEREN’T EVEN SUPPOSED TO SAY GOODBYE. THAT’S WHAT MADE IT SADDER

The ressurection stone is here. Ugh...the feels

“Until the end.” UGGGGHHH MY HEART

Omgs Hagrid sounds so heartbroken NUUUUUUUU 

NO ONE’S DYING EXCEPT YOU YOU NO NOSED BITCH

Okay, Dumbledore’s a dick, but he has some of the best quotes in the series. 

Exhibit A: “Of course it’s happening inside your head Harry. Why should that mean that it’s not real?”

OMGS BELLATRIX JUST GOT REJECTED BY VOLDEMORT SO HARD GET REKT BITCH

Lol Narcissa literally played everyone with one word. What an icon.

The worst thing about this is that Hagrid is the one who has to carry Harry’s body. Also, Voldy do me a favor and never laugh again.

Gosh that hug is so damn awkward.

NEVILLE STOP TUGGING AT MY HEART STRINGS. 

YES YES YES SHIT IS GOING DOWN SHIT HAS HIT THE FUCKING FAN SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN

Does Nagini rob people of their ability to remember that they have a wand because this is the second time the trio physically try to fight that damn snake? YOU’RE A WITCH HERMIONE YOU HAVE A WAND FUCKING USE IT

YES MOLLY YES MOLLY YASS KICK HER ASS

Why does Voldy keep using physical force to fight? That’s way too muggle. He’d definitely use magic in a lot of places where he doesn’t.

Harry: -falls off several stories down and gets pulled into a wild fight while having his head jerked around- -glasses stay on his face Me: -moves an inch- -glasses fall off my face-

YES IT’S HAPPENING IT’S HAPPENING

Ugh Voldy looks like he’s constipated. Here we go with the disintergrating thing. Why couldn’t they just have him die like a normal person?

AWW THAT HUG WITH HAGRID MENDED MY HEART JUST A LITTLE

Ugh him standing on that edge gave me so much anxiety. I definitely thought he was gonna fall off

UGH WHY YOU GOTTA SNAP THE WAND HARRY YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO FIX YOUR OWN WAND WITH THAT UGHHHHHHHH

Aww I’m tearing up and it’s not even the Epilogue.

Lily Luna looks way too happy.

All the kids are so cut and the trio looks so content and ahhhh the feels!

So overall this movie destroyed my fangirl with all the angst. I did think the final battle was done a bit sloppily, but other than that it was great. This whole reaction thing was lots of fun to do! I hope you enjoyed it too if you read it. I’ll be kinda busy tomorrow with summer homework and stuff, but hopefully I’ll have time to react to OotP.

Oh! Forgot one thing. Happy birthday to Neville and Harry!