#it can be nonsese

[momentokori]

Bro I NEED a better work ethic

Aka not waiting until last minute to do something and getting bored while doing it

I've tried taking breaks and the breaks end up in me giving up on the work entirely

I've tried prizes but I have very little self control when I'm bored

I've tried taking my medicine but I hate taking it after school

[deathisamotherofbeauty]

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[zwolfgames]

|Mistakes|Platonic Yandere Alastor x fem!reader

Requested: /

Warnings: Alastor, condescending behavior (thats it for part 1)

Parts: Part 1 (you are here) , Part 2 , Part 3

(Takes place before the Hazbin hotel and before Alastors dissapearance. + You have jellyfish features cuz demons have those extra animal things idk.)

(3rd person POV)

Here you were, Y/N L/N. Or well, thats what your mortal name had been.

After twenty harsh years in hell you had just stuck with only Y/N. Died at twenty four, how sad.

Tough thats not your problem at the moment, the real problem is your current situation.

Extermination day.

It had started half an hour ago.. Angels poured from the skies like dark birds, bad omens. Angels of death.

Angelic blasts and weapons rained down upon your neighbourhood. The appartement you had worked so hard for to get was in ruins. Your ceiling had fallen down and blocked you into your windowless kitchen...

Your whole appartment must be destroyed... Just you and your kitchen... If you were lucky, the angels wouldn't search for any sinners here...

And maybe... your unexpected guest would be of aid if they did.

You hadn't dare speak to him.

Alastor... Radio Demon. An overlord.

The red, deer-like demon had shown up in your kitchen when the ceiling crashed down... Why? You didn't dare ask.

Surely he could do some wicked magic nonsese to get out, unlike you and your absolute lack of impressive powers.

Maybe he just tought this would be a good hidey hole. Or he saw you as his next prey... One's clearly nicer then the other.

The tall overlord simply hums in his radio accented tone. Looking at his sharp fingers with that same grin on his face.

It hadn't changed since he came in here. Just kept on smiling.

"Lovely day today, wouldn't you say?"

He spoke... The overlord spoke to you! Shit- now what? Smile and wave! Fall over and die!

"Couldn't be better..." You sigh in clear sarcasm. You don't know what compelled you to play jokes with mister 'could kill you in a snap'. But perhaps you felt doomed enough to just go for it.

Alastor chuckled rather charmingly. Still smiling. His sharp yellow teeth looked... scary, to say the least.

"My my, what positivity. You must be a wonderfull sinner." Alastor grins and looks down at your seated form.

You were simply sitting on the kitchen floor, knees to your chest as you leaned against the wall.

You hum in acknowladgement.

Alastor had eyed your features... You weren't the most common animal he'd seen a sinner be manifested as.

Sure everyone had their human like parts... but.. jellyfish? He's never seen a jellyfish sinner before.

A big, seetrough cap on your head, like that of a jellyfish. It must be attached to your head... Long glossy tendrils hang from it. Practically coating you in a protective curtain.

Alastor wonders if you sting...

"I like your cap. You look more serene then most sinners." Alastor atempts at conversation once more.

"Thanks... I like your horns." You reply, albeit a lot more awkard then he was. Cmon, you can't blame yourself. Overlords are scary!

Alastor keeps smiling. Atleast you were polite enough to compliment back. Your awkardness was amusing.

The clear struggle for survival was evident in your eyes. He liked the look. What? He's a sadistic killer.

"Whats your name, jellyfish girl?" Alastor asked, maybe in a little bit of a belitteling manner... but he was showing intrest. Who's he kidding, he's just bored and he'd rather chat with this sinner then face angels outside.

"Name's Y/N. You- I mean.. I know you- sorry." You retsrain from hitting yourself multiple times.

Alastor chuckles again. Oh how fun, you're getting so nervous just from his presence. Better then the usual fear or fawning tough... he can work with this.

"Alastor, dear. How about some bevarages as we wait out this extermination? Mhh? Im sure your little kitchen has something." Alastor suggests. Oh- hanging out with the Radio demon on extermination day, yea sure, why not?

"Oh.. sure.. I've got... water and fruit juice..." You trail of solemly at your.. clear lack of good options.

"Why, no alchohol, dear? You're a rare creature." Alastor hums in amusement as he takes in your sad fridge. Money came slowly when you were in hell! Okay?! You're not into any shady buisiness... so.

"So thats a no to drinks...?" You ask awkardly.

"I'll take water." Alastor answers.

You nod and serve him a glass of water. Atleast your fridge still works, so it's cold.

Alastor gently takes the glass and takes a sip. He sits down next to you on the floor. Albeit at a respectfull distance. Maybe cuz he just doesn't like being close... or he wants you to feel safe. Wich, good try but you don't.

"So, Y/N. Those tendrils of yours. Do they sting?" Alastor asks with a broad smile.

"Yup. From what i've seen, really badly." You nod, getting just a tad bit more comfrotable now since you two were just talking about random things.

Alastor raised a brow, and he does the dumbest thing you have ever witnessed... wich seemed highly unlikely of an overlord.

He grabbed a tendril... What is this dude thinking?!

You saw the signature 'zap' sparkle trough the overlord. His hair fizzed up and he was out like a light.

Did he take your defences as a challange or something? What now? You've accidently killed lower sinners with your sting but... an overlord would be fine... right?

He's just.. sleepy...

You sigh and lay him down properly on the floor and try to find something to cushion his head with... Not a lot of good options in your kitchen... a bunch of towels it is then!

You managed to make the unconcious Radio Demon atleast a little comfy.

You awkardly try to get his hair flat again so he wouldn't... remember, maybe?

You were mid stroke when Alastors red eyes shot open. You flinch back immeadiatly as he gets up.

Tough instead of striking you, he laughs.

"A dangerous little thing you are, mhh?" Alastor chuckles and observes you.

"I suppose so.. sorry." You rub your neck, hoping he wouldn't oblivirate you for... well him touching your tendrils. It's defenitly his own fault, but that doesn't work like that with overlords.

"Don't be sorry dear. I should have believed you. Is that the full extent of your powers?" Alastor muses and looks at you closer.

Atleast you knew that if he were to physically try and attack you, he'd just get zapped like everyone else, good to know.

"I.. think so. It's like a protective little shield.." You answer with a nod. Alastor seems amused by the way that action makes your jellyfish cap bobble along.

"I can see that... don't like being touched, do you, dear?" Alastor asks with a toothy grin. You nod again.

"May I know why?" Alastor follows up.

"..No." You decide.

Alastor let's out a dramatic gasp.

"Oh deer, such attitude." He smirks and looks upon your messed up kitchen.

Deer puns... wow...

Oh a little mystery. How fun. You deem to be quite amusing.

Alastor keeps staring at you. It's making you feel a bit intimidated.

"... Music?" You suggest quietly. Looking up at him carefully. Holding out an earbud.

"From this... thing?" Alastor narrowed his red eyes.

You nod. "It's an earbud. Connected to my phone... my whole living room is in shambles so... no other means of music.. listening?" Your words were getting messed up as you were set under this demons scruntionizing gaze.

"Fine.." Alastor sighs in distaste. You notice you've messed up so your music choice had to be top notch!

He's from 19... 20? Something? Old. He's an old guy... old music... What does your downloaded list have to offer.

Frank Sinatra...

Who doesn't love that guy! Best guess. All or nothing.

As Alastor tries his best to put an earbud in his strange deer ears, you play the music.

It takes a couple seconds but the deer demon seems... content. A little sparkle in his eyes!

Yes, you guessed right! Take that, anxiety!

First mistake: Sharing good music.

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I really like splitting one shots into parts on here and then just upload just one whole thing on Wattpad, its just so cool to see feedback.

[autolenaphilia]

Farrell's Fallacy

One of the most common forms of antifeminist arguments is something I'm now going to call Farrell's Fallacy. I've discussed it before in this essay, but now I have a snappy name for it and what I said bears repeating. Farrell's fallacy goes like this.

"Feminists say we live in a patriarchy and men have male privilege. But look at this group of men undeniably experiencing marginalization and oppression. Where is their male privilege? Checkmate, feminists!"

It's named after Warren Farrell, "father of the men's rights movement." This is admittedly partly for alliterative reasons, but also because he used an early version of it in his 1993 book The Myth of Male Power, where he used the fact that working class men are exploited by capitalism and are drafted to die in wars to argue that, well, male power is a myth and in fact "men are the disposable sex."

Yet you can substitute any group of marginalized men in the argument, and the argument is pretty much the same. The "group of men undeniably experiencing marginalization and oppression" can be non-white men, disabled men, gay men, trans men, and so on, sometimes all of them at once. It's therefore very popular here on tumblr as a way to sell antifeminism to social justice people who have a poor grasp of feminist theory, because it appeals to their understandable desire to support marginalized groups.

And it is a fallacy, because it relies on a strawman. It presumes feminists are doing the most simplistic analysis possible of patriarchy and male privilege, where only gender is taken into account and complicating factors like class and race are ignored. In reality intersectionality has been an important part of feminist analysis for over 30 years.

And while Farrell's Fallacy uses real oppression as part of its argument, it dishonestly contextualizes that oppression. It ignores that the oppression is not on the basis of these men's gender, but on other factors. These men are oppressed, yes, but it's because of systemic injustices based on class, race, disability and queerness and so on.

This often means their male privilege is severely curtailed, but it doesn't remove it. Women also suffer from these forms of oppression and they are often worse for women because they often intersect with the misogyny of patriarchal society, which is why we have terms like misogynynoir, lesbophobia and transmisogyny. It is in comparison with similarly marginalized women that we can see the male privilege of marginalized men.

This is one of the most common antifeminist arguments, especially here on tumblr. And i hope this post helps you recognize it for the nonsese it is.

[tomikashii]

tokyo debunker : asking the ghouls to do the “jacked & kind” trend from tiktok! (part 2)

refer here for the trend idea ! HERE IS PART 2 FOR YOU POOKIES 🩷

hotarubi

subaru kagami

i think you killed him when you asked him to do the trend with you.

would start explaining about how he is afraid of dropping you while his cheeks turn super red from embarrassment

after you do convince him to do it with you, he would ask if you feel uncomfortable before holding onto your waist and lifting you up on his shoulder. (he actually appreciates the fact that you think he is “jacked & kind”)

haku kusanagi

THIS FLIRTATIOUS BASTARD 🗣️ “so you think im jacked and kind, huh ?” with that SMIRKING FACE OF HIS 👹

easily picked you up and placed you on his shoulder. would do extra things like lifting you off his shoulder and switch to carrying you bridal style & spin around with you in his arms.

send him a copy of the video please. he would post it on his account & caption “she said im jacked & kind, she is SO in love with me 🤭”

zenji kotodama (somehow he can touch you)

really appreciates the fact that you think that he is all that. would really want to the trend with you too after seeing you do it with haku & subaru

after lifting you up on his shoulder, he looked extremely thrilled as he smiled gleefully at the camera before putting you down.

but unfortunately, the camera could only see you floating in the air.. so you just keep the video as memories 😭

obscuary

edward hart

“how about you lift me up?” this fella-

and you did end up lifting him up on your shoulder.. and you may or may not pulled a shoulder muscle when you carried him.

he even said that he could get used to your strength, not paying attention to your shaking legs and wobbly arms.

rui mizuki

nope. he is not taking any chances to touch you or whatsoever

even if you did, you have to be wearing a full body armor, away from his curse touch.

so you watch yourself, in the hazard mask suit, getting lifted up by rui. you look like a literal marshmallow on his shoulder🧍🏻‍♀️

lyca colt

another one who doesn't know what a tiktok trend is so you have to explain to him. “that's all i have to do ? easy.” his face turn confident when he realised that you find him strong & kind!

does the trend to blend in with social circles so he isn't missing out. 🥹 literally ran around obscuary and to subaru so that he can show the video (asked subaru if he could lift subaru next)

lifts you up with ease and even was grinning gleefully, looking proud at his strength and gently puts you down. would want to do it again & again 🧍🏻‍♀️

mortkranken

yuri isami

cue yuri rambling and lecturing on how nonsesical the trend is with his face turning bright red.

you can't even hold his hand, what makes you think he would even lift you and place you on his shoulder 💀

if you do somehow convince him (manipulating him by saying that it will attract him more ghouls & be better than frostheim), he would just simply pick you up with shakey arms and gently place you on his shoulder. he would look away as his face turns red and quickly put you down, walking away yelling “DON'T YOU DARE POST IT ANYWHERE!!”

jiro kirisaki

“oh i heard it from some girls in mortkranken talking about it.” he said, without even sparing a glance at you. he doesn't see the need to do it, unless you mention that participating in trends activates the parasympathetic nervous system, which calms the body and mind 🧍🏻‍♀️

the next thing you know, he agrees 🫡

he is a strong boy, so he lifts you up like you weight nothing, place you on his shoulder & waits for you to tap him so that he can put you down. (he will then pass you a protein bar to improve your weight-mass because he feels you are getting lighter day by day 💀)

[satureja13]

The Boys prepared as good as they possibly could for their attack on Ji Ho's grandfather to return that spell back to him. They will only see if their plan works out when they return to the mundane world. They just have one try. And no plan B.

So they quickly took a souvenir photo, packed the TukTuk and left Verdantis beyond the Veil.

Meanwhile at the Headquarter of the Council at Tartosa. The Council is prepared. Ji Ho's Grandfather influenced Ji Ho in the Therapy Game so the Boys now know about the spell. And he unleashed Ji Ho's feelings, it's just a matter of time they'd try to attack. About time the little mice get caught in their trap.

Principal Prescott (who was the Boys' Principal at Belgraves Institute) tensed as the monitor lit up to announce the Boys' highly anticipated arrival in the mundane world: "Here they are! *her eyes widened in surprise and then she laughed* I don't know if they are dumb, oblivious or overly confident in their measly powers!" The TukTuk brought the Boys to the Villa Elba at Tartosa - right within the range of vision of the Headquarter!

Principal Prescott: "Quick now! Sebastian, Morgan - give note to the scientists and King Triton. We are starting now, before they have time to settle in and start with whatever useless nonsese they've planned!" Morgan (who has a crush on Vlad since the very beginning) and Sebastian (who is Kiyoshi's 'friend' and overseer): "Yes, Principal Prescott!" And there is also Mr Ito, Kiyoshi's father! (who lit up the pyre at Kiyoshi's execution...)

Back at Villa Elba. Saiwa looked over to the Headquarter. No time to waste! Saiwa: "Ok, let's begin. We have the advantage they can't turn on the Anti Magic Devices (which had been invented by Kiyoshi's father...) since Ji Ho's Grandfather has to use his Siren's Spells. And whoever creature else they blackmailed to help them... Let's hope the Bond does not let us down." The Bond between Vlad and Ji Ho had been silent since they went beyond the Veil.

Ji Ho felt awful. Teleporting makes him travel sick. He isn't sure he can resist his grandfather's powers in this state. Jeb hugged him: "We've got you." The statue next to them looks exactly as the statue of Vlad in the Therapy Game...

And then they started. Vlad and Sai are shielding Jeb and Kiyoshi's minds from being influenced by Ji Ho's Grandfather's Siren's Songs while they protect Ji Ho and try to loosen that spell inside of him so Ji Ho can send it back to the initiator through the mirror.

But it's too late! Ji Ho's grandfather already began to sing ö.ö Council's scientists (one of them is Felix, who was co-responsible for Sai and Jack's torture in the Lab!) started the devices.

As last year at Sulani, Ji Ho stands no chance against his Grandfather. And his grandfather tells him to kill Vlad. And all the rage, the jealousy and anger of the last weeks hit Ji Ho. And Ji Ho's mind went to goo. Despite Kiyoshi and Jeb's shields. He could only think of white-red hate boiling up inside him. Yes, Vlad deserves to die for what he did to him.

'King Triton', as the Council calls him, obviously also managed to take Kiyoshi and Jeb out of the game. No matter how hard Saiwa and Vlad tried to shield them. He's just too strong. Sai was the only one able to think clear, but he couldn't move! And Vlad was walking blindly towards Ji Ho - and certain death! Ji Ho is the only one able to kill Vlad - and Vlad smiled!

Sai screamed and screamed but he couldn't stop Vlad. And then Vlad kissed Ji Ho. Because he knows it all ends here. No matter who wins this fight. And it doesn't matter either if he dies or lives. Life is not worth living without Ji Ho's love.

The Bond awakened, thrilled to feel their arousal after all these months! And it helped Ji Ho to come back to conciousness. He draged out that spell and pushed it through the mirror!

The chamber at the Headquarter lit up and Principal Prescott smiled, pleased with their victory. Now she will finally get the recognition from the Council she deserves! But King Triton and Mr Ito knew at an instant that something went terribly wrong. Or right? They blinked.

King Triton grabbed Mr Ito: "I'll make you the Queen of my Kingdom!" Mr Ito, breathless: "As you wish, my King."

And then they kissed hungrily. The spell King Triton cast on his grandson returned right back to him and gave him a taste of his own medicine, as it seems! Principal Prescott was shocked. Again she failed! Luckily she didn't insist to capture this attempt to defeat those damn kids on camera again, let alone try a live broadcast! No one will ever learn about this! She has to make very sure the Scientists who witnessed this keep their mouths shut... And she doubts they are ever going to see King Triton and his 'Queen' Naoki ever again... and that is all the better.

'Follow me now to a place You only dreamt of before I came along

When I first saw you, I was deep in clear blue water The sun was shining, calling me to come and see you I touched your soft skin and you jumped in with your eyes closed And a smile upon your face Você vem, você vai, você vem e cai E vem aqui pra cá porque eu quero te beijar na sua boca Que coisa louca Vem aqui pra cá porque eu quero te beijar na sua boca Ai que boca gostosa

After the rain comes sun After the sun comes rain again

Underwater Love - Smoke City

It's a relief the Boys didn't witness any of this ö.Ö' And there still seems to be something between Vlad and Ji Ho! Even without the spell! Aouwww

Sai is so happy! He just hopes they get Jeb and Koyhshi out of that daze soon. And poor Vlad looks as if he's near to tears.

And then the door to the kitchen opened and Jack came out - with a pizza?! Jack: "Are you done? Pizza is ready!" Sai: "Omg Jack!"

Jack: "What? I never doubted you. And I'm useless in magic stuff anyway. So I did what I can do best - and that's pizza!"

Saiwa sighed and they dragged helpless Jeb and Kiyoshi outside for lunch. Saiwa: "I can't believe we made it!" Jack: "Yeah, yeah - let's eat already!" And they dug in.

The sun came out just after they returned that spell back to Ji Ho's grandfather and he seduced Kiyoshi's father. And a beautiful rainbow spanned the sky above the Council's Headquarter 🌈

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[goldeneyedgirl]

okay so since you asked here goes my main questions about Deaf Mary Alice: how was her relationship with Maria? Was she softer with her or tried to protect her in any way? Or did Jasper tried to protect Mary Alice from her? Also, was she and Charlotte and Peter friends? Did they talk to her like Jasper did?

And for what you said about Jasper not knowing how to act with her, since when I read the first snippet, I pictured him trying hard to be gentle (maybe because he had this misogynistic 19th century idea that she was a poor fragile little deaf girl) but really he doesn't know how to do that. It's like a baby monkey trying to solve a complex math problem. What I got from your last snippet (which I loved so much btw!!!) is that he didn't know if she would survive anywhere else.

But this is only my nonsese. I hope I got it right and I'd be the happiest with whatever you come up with because, again, this verse just touches my heart in a way I can't even explain, it's crazy the power that fanfiction holds

Oh I LOVE questions like these. Buckle up, I decided to ramble.

Maria

Maria's a complicated figure in Mary-Alice's life. Initially, she's tolerant of Mary-Alice - what's the point of killing her on the spot when she could be sent into battle as canon fodder? Free newborn without three days of screaming? Maria isn't going to say no.

Maria's been around a long time and she's seen vampires adapt to almost any circumstance. A deaf vampire is a new flavour, but not an insurmountable one.

So when Mary-Alice not only learns to fight with the other newborns, but makes her through her first few battles in one piece, Maria is suitably taken with her. She's completely useless for scouting, and not particularly helpful with hunting for the army, but she's a powerhouse on the battlefield, and a quick study at battle plans. Maria definitely suspects there might be some kind of gift at work.

But also on that side of the coin is that Maria accepted Mary-Alice into the army, and kept her after the newborn year. That's effectively claiming Mary-Alice as one of her own creations, which is about as affectionate as Maria gets towards her soldiers.

And Maria has a hard time dealing with Mary-Alice's positivity. She's so clearly pleased to be amongst them, and is loyal to them, that being nasty or violent towards her is kind of futile. It makes more sense when Mary-Alice can communicate enough to explain that she has no memories of her life or change. Maria might have an ounce more patience with Mary-Alice than hearing vampires, and she ends up carrying a flashlight to get Mary-Alice's attention urgently in battle situations, but that's about the most grace she gives her until Jasper leaves.

That's when Maria kind of promotes her, gives her more privileges, because she knows exactly how much of Mary-Alice's life relied on Jasper translating for her. It gets harder, the more time goes on, because Maria does not have the inclination to teach anything more than basic commands in sign language to newborns once a year, and the newborns often aren't interested.

Ultimately, Maria lets Mary-Alice leave for various reasons: officially, she's become a liability because no one can communicate with her effectively, and deserves a reward for her staunch loyalty to Maria's cause. Kind of a PR stunt with the rest of Maria's soldiers.

Unofficially, Maria realises that she's made mistakes in the past with her people, and she's learned from that. It would be nice if one of her people left the army considering Maria a friend and ally. It's also a gesture of peace and goodwill to Jasper - Maria took care of Mary-Alice, the person that Jasper prized most in the army. Now that he's healed and in a place Maria deems acceptable, Mary-Alice is following him.

Does that make sense? I hope so.

Peter & Charlotte.

Both Peter and Charlotte can speak to Mary-Alice, not as fluently as Maria, but Jasper really is the only person who can converse with Mary-Alice without her having to resort to lip-reading at some point. Peter is far more fluent than Charlotte.

Peter has a far better relationship with this version of Mary-Alice. She follows Jasper around like a puppy, and Jasper's somehow both embarrassed and kind of flattered by it. Most of the newborns were too frightened of the Major to hit on him, and here's Mary-Alice just trotting along at his side.

Peter and Mary-Alice joke with each other a lot, tease each other a lot, and competed a lot in training. The most you could say is that Mary-Alice was pissed that Peter picked a fight with Jasper the night he and Charlotte left because if Peter had used his damn words, Jasper probably would have let them go.

Peter's the first one to realise that Jasper's caught feelings when they're figuring out sign language, and he kind of just leaves it alone - but he definitely works double-time in battles to make sure Mary-Alice stays alive, and protects her from other newborns that see her as an easy target.

Charlotte doesn't get as much time with Mary-Alice, but sees her as some kind of magic - she caught Jasper and Mary-Alice together in her newborn year, and the way he went all soft and kind when she spoke to him. And then it's Mary-Alice who tells Peter that he needs to take Charlotte and go North as soon as possible. It's Mary-Alice who intercepts the fight between Jasper and Peter when they do try to leave.

Peter is the one that asks Maria if they can take Mary-Alice to Jasper. He's willing to negotiate, and he's kind of surprised that Maria agrees as easily as she does. Kind of a full-circle 'she got them out safe, so they returned the favour'.

If something were to happen to Jasper, Peter would insist that Mary-Alice leave the Cullens and join him and Charlotte. (That's not a spoiler; just kind of the dynamic Peter has with Mary-Alice.)

Jasper.

Jasper was exactly like a monkey trying to do algebra. Not once since he was changed did he have to be gentle. Everyone was terrified of him aside from Peter and Maria. By 1919, the only time he touches anyone is to destroy them. And he's so, so tired.

And Mary-Alice just looks at him and smiles. There is immediate trust there, and he has no idea what to do with that. He's doubtful Maria will even let her live if she can't hear. But Maria does, and he's put in charge of communicating with her. Suddenly, he's spending hours with this girl who has no fear of him. Who will grab him to point at something, whose face lights up when he returns from boundary runs. And the only thing he feels like he can offer her is to build her a language and train her to fight like the devil. The first scar she ever gets from a bite, she literally laughs and tells him they match now.

She forces him to remember how to be a man and not just an executioner, and it's hard. He does everything he can not to care but he does so, so much.

Jasper leaves her behind for two reasons; one is the depression. He's holding on by the skin of his teeth. He's barely making it through battles himself, he cannot protect her any longer. And then there's the fact that the North is a total unknown. Maria has always doubled-down on the idea that it's worse than the South, that it's a full death wish to leave Texas. He always thought Peter and Charlotte were destroyed when they left. But when Peter comes back, he's willing to take the chance on Peter's promises that it's safer and better - but only for himself.

The idea he could take Mary-Alice with him and get her killed, or have her harmed in any way, made him sick. He had no idea what he was running to, so he was going to leave the one person he loved best with Maria, the one person who knew how to survive no matter what. And he made this decision in about a minute, because Peter was begging him to just run.

The only thing Jasper ever really wanted was to keep the girl that looked at him like he was everything she ever hoped for safe, even if that meant he had to leave her behind.

Anon, I run with every little thing. You can just hit me with a question and I will get out my diagrams and pinboards and all my notes. I love getting into the details so much.

And I am genuinely touched that this little riff has had such an impact on you. I love trying out new stuff, especially things that make Twilight a little bit more diverse and nuanced than canon. Trust me when I say a lot of my weird little snippets and verses wouldn't continue without people who were invested in them <3

[popculturebuffet]

Next up for Warner Bros Animation, favorite character from the 2002-08 half of the Kids WB shows with: Mucha Lucha, Ozzy & Drix, What's New Scooby Doo, Xiaolin Showdown, The Batman, Johnny Test (this oughta be interesting since it aired on three different networks with varying seasons of quality with seasons 1-3 premiering on Kids WB, seasons 4-6 being produced for Cartoon Network, and the revival seasons being produced for Netflix), Loonatics Unleashed, Tom & Jerry Tales, Shaggy & Scooby Doo Get a Clue, and Legion of Superheroes? I skipped Coconut Fred since everyone and their mother despises that show (one of the worst of all time).

Jesus Christ that's a lot. Also look given some past entires here, Coconut Fred is being kept on the grounds that it shoudn't be forgotten just for being horrible. like da boom crew which I thankfully haven't seen. So anyways..

Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island: I saw it at the time and it.. sure does exist. It's a half hearted spongebob ripoff. I'm talking about it because it did exist but don't have much else. Maybe I shoudl've left it out but i've let worse shows have an entry. This is just.. ntohing.

Mucha Lucha: IT'S A WAY OF LIFE! Senior Hasbena who just had a fun voice and a great early spotlight episode. The show itself is one I need to revisit but is awesome as hell, having a nice respect for luchadore culture while also being pretty nonsesically fun. While I would love a full on wrestling action series, this one was still good fun and needs ot be avaliable to stream in some fashion.

Ozzy and Drix: Drix if only because he was my faviorite in the movie. This series feels.. unecessary. It's not a bad idea but both frank's state at the start and Ozzie and Drix ending up elsewehere make it feel like the first film didn't matter and it feels weird to just.. not keep the setting. If they wanted kid plots, Frank has a daughter. That gripe aside the series was ... eh. Not terrible, but nothing really super special either.

Xiaolin Showdown: Jack Spicer. The boy, the myth the legend and Danny Cooksy's best role by a wide margin. A fun villian who was laughable enough to never get boring and stick around long after he'd been outclassed by newer big bads. Xiaolin Showdown is one of the best cartoons of this era, one of the best of this action show block and one of the best. I rewatched it in college and was amazed it held up so well. The show is genuine about our four heroes working, said four heroes while having familiar archetypes for the most part, are great characters who are a load of fun to watch and the format of the showdowns is engagin: while it does usually lead to some form of fight the contest format adds a nice wild card to it: our heroes can end up in a game where telling the truth is the only way out, a soccer match for OMi's soul, or a battle royale with all present. IT's a wonderful show I wish would get a proper revivial. And no Chronciles dosen't count, chronciles can go fuck itself.

The Batman: Another one to revisit and i'd say clayface as the twist of him being someone batman knew and trusted is utterly guttnig. I gave up on this one early for petty reasons depsite having most of the toys: I hated what they did with mr freeze and felt it couldn't compare to btas. Time has passed and with the later seasons adding some nice swerves i've accepted the show is it's own thing, trying to be a more action oriented shonen to forge it's own identity from the more moody btas. And it did apparently get better and better as it went and having seen a later episode or two casually , I can agree. Plus I admit to loving the touch of having batgirl join up before batman. Also the movie where he fights dracula is fucking dope and wel lworth your time.

Johnny Test: I'd say the twins for being usually hilaroius. As for the show.. it's eh. I used to hate it

But I now see it as an okay show that had some fun bits, and what I saw of the revival, as sadly short lived as it was, was better. It's still not AMAZING, but it wasn't the mindless garbage it got labeled as either. Nor a dexter's lab ripoff.. I do think they took some inspriation from it clearly, I mean look at the twins... but when you look at the cast none of them really match up to dexter's aside from the twins, whose crush on gil and age diffrenate them just enough. It's not an amazing show but it's hate was overblown.

Loonatics Unleahsed: Look the base concept of "The looney tunes as superhero: could be fun. I have a batman daffy and superman bugs on my desk as I type this. They did skits of the kind. The problem is lonatics wanted to be batman beyond with looney tunes and it never worked as a kid and dosen't work now.

Tom and Jerry Tales; I love tom and jerry but i've barely seen this.

Shaggy and Scooby Doo Get a Clue: The timing on this one as good as i've been watching through this on and off with @jess-the-vampire recently. I don't really have a faviorite. As for the show itself it's overhated like the last two entries and honestly.. it's okay. It's nothing amazing thus far, trying to be venture bros by having henchman 2 be an obvious ripoff of 21. Which wouldn't bother me if they did it right but instead he's just annoying. That being said it's still not a terrible series: the theme song is terrible but the show itself is solid, having intresting sometimes bonkers plot and shoudlnt' be vilified for breaking formula. It may not entirely work.. but I can respect TRYING something new an dhope go go mystery machine is a better version of this.

Legion of Super Heroes: Bouncing Boy: this series kept his goofy powers but also what works: someone who badly wanted to join the legion, never gave up and then threw in his reboot self's pilot skills and flsehd out his perosnality.

As for the show i'm a big legion of superheroes fan and this show is part of what brought me to the clubhouse. It's a slick show that nicely merges the two continuties it had to work with: the pre zero our one from the silver age and beyond and the reboot that helped ground things (The third reboot, yes three and there was a fourth long after, was just happening around this time so only star boy being black made the cut from there), while keeping the silver age namesan dastetic from before.

The result is a fun show that loves the legion dearly, has a great cast of characters and despite being made to have a teen superman show dosen't let clark overshadow everyone else: he's the lead.. but most of the main cast get a focus episode over the course of season 1. I"ll admit season 2 isn't quite as good as due to executive mandates the female cast is sidelined in places and imperix is a boring villian, while superman x, superman but EDGGGYYYYY just isn't that intresting. But season 2 isn't all bad with some standout episodes, the addition of chameleon boy and a truly chilling arc with brainy and an old friend I won't spoil for those who haven't seen the show. This series is a little seen gem that needs more love.

I realized as we worked on this I almost forgot something important, a series that begs for the spotlight so..

What's New Scooby Doo: We're comin after you, we're gonna solve that mystery. This is a hard one as the gang is reinvented well but i'd have to go with Fred, whose goofiness begins. After the great prequel that was pup named scooby doo and the success of the live action movie, What's New was a reinvention of the franchise in an odd way: it goes back to the gangs old actors , minus grey delise making her debut as daphne, and old style of writing thigns but updates it in a way that dosen't feel too dated now: sure the gang does extreme sports, but it's not to rocket power levels and fits for Daphne.

This series also cements fred and daphne's new roles going forward, roles that helped keep the character fresh despite the dozens of films and handful of series to come. Fred was dialed back from teh conpsiarcy theroist of pup, but instead became the bumbling tourist, a tad awkawrd in places and a tad over excited in others. It added nice layers to him besides solving mysteries and bullying his best friend and it left the door open for him to get reinvented a lot. Daph meanwhile, got a welcome reinvention that let her fit into the classic gang better: like her pup counterpart she often uses fashion, her wealth is more displayed (if not used as a fucntion) but her friendly nature and willingness to get into things (or easliy getting into activties she hated at first), all debuted here.

What's New is a fun series: shorter than you'd think, but having watched it about twice with jess , it holds up really well, combinging the usual formula with some fun hyjinks and creative setups. Sometimes it was bonkers, but it was a solid return to form that let the series experiment more with the next few, and deserves more credit for helping codify a lot of the modern franchise.

[sophieinwonderland]

Between this terminology discourse and tulpamancy itself, I'm beginning to think a lot of these people just... Honestly have no idea how etymology works. Almost all words can be traced back to other words, that's just... How it works?? You're literally never going to be able to produce a word that doesn't have SOME kind of etymological root, save for complete nonsese words. That's not how language works. If we applied this kind of "logic" to medical terminology it would break down the community in a matter of seconds. It's common knowledge that the name for medically diagnosed dissociative plurality wasn't switched from MPD to DID in order to give systems autonomy, but to invalidate personhood of alters, and everybody just moves along with it anyways because most people ended up agreeing it's a better term regardless, and that's a MUCH more egregious case of ableism than "freud used a similar word a long time ago". Medical terminology is LITTERED with ableism and awful people, but it's understood how language evolves and changes due to the social connotations of the time, and having a word to unite under is IMPORTANT. The double standards here are actually painful. If the sysmeds want to start pulling this stuff, they should look inwards as well. (But since when have they done that? It's not about moral and logical consistency for them. They'll use any hypocrisy to harrass people for existing.)

All of this!

And you know, on the double standards, can we also talk about pseudomemories?

In the plural community, pseudomemories are used to refer to memories from your source or to things that happened in your inner world.

This popular claim going around is claiming endogenic is a harmful term because it's related to endogenous, a very common word referring to things having an internal cause that's occasionally been used to refer to the fantasy model. Let's see what the top results are when you look up the word endogenous!

As you can see, these are a lot of general definitions.

This makes sense. It's an old word. Lots of different meanings in different contexts. Generally has nothing to do with systems or plurality.

Let's look at pseudomemories now:

It's a pretty huge red flag that the second link is an entry about False Memory Syndrome.

If you look at the history of the term, it's actually long been associated not with inner world or source memories as we use it but with false memories of trauma. Let's try that same experiment on Google Scholar:

So why is "endogenic" criticized for "endogenous" being occasionally used to refer to memories being internally produced, while they largely turn a blind eye to pseudomemories?

I'll give you three guesses.

And the first two don't count.

It's really something how certain bad actors are so intent on manufacturing controversy around endogenic terms because vaguely related general words have been used in relation to the fantasy model occasionally, but completely turn a blind eye to terms whose histories are inseparable from false memory syndrome, and allegations of fake trauma memories.

It's just pure hypocrisy.

Yet another made-up smear campaign against the endogenic community in a long line of smears.

[hypnolurker]

“Wish Mirror”

ORIGINAL IMAGE FOUND HERE

The gallery had been pretty boring so far. I had seen all sorts of modern art nonsese as well as some particularly confusing installation pieces but that didn’t make it an interesting visit.

That is, it was boring until I saw the mirror. At first glance it was just a bent mirror with a separation down the middle. Everything about it made a mockery of its purpose and it was hard to see my reflection in it properly.

Then when I looked a little closer I thought I looked younger. I walked towards the mirror until I was right in front of it to check and I couldn’t believe it! I looked like I had lost ten years! I didn’t look like that this morning in my own mirror…oh, my excitement deflated like an old balloon. It must be some trick of the mirror.

I should have known. It also distorted my face but I was just so vain I really wished I looked that young. It was still an interesting trick of course. I kept on staring intently at the mirror. There was something so hypnotic about it, the way the curves reflected the light and there was something almost luminous about the surface…

Hm? I got a bit lost there. I’m still looking at the mirror, in fact now it looks like my hair is…blonder? Wow this thing is really good at illusions it looks so realistic. I look kind of good as a blonde. I wish I was actually blonde.

Oh now that I really look my lips are plumper and my skin looks a bit more tanned. It almost feels real. I look kind of…bimboish. I’m not that kind of woman. I’m an art critic with a degree in artistic analysis and I’m certainly not horny like a bimbo. They have a different guy everyday as far as I’ve seen. I can see the appeal of a nice hot guy taking you and just treating you like a little slut…that sounds wrong. I mean I like sex on occasion it’s just not a case of me being a bimbo.

Well, I haven’t actually had sex since…um…jeez has it been that long? I could go for a nice guy to rip my clothes off and just roughly fuck me. I should calm down. That’s not going to happen. Guys go for what’s in this mirror they don’t want what I usually look like. I wish I just looked like the mirror makes me appear.

In fact I wish I could change more stuff, like this outfit. It’s so plain and boring I just wear it to look presentable at galleries but it’s really uncomfortable. I don’t know what I would rather wear. Oh…the mirror just caught my eye again…I…I’m wearing…latex? A black latex outfit? That’s….that’s not my normal style. The more I look at it on my reflection in the intoxicating mirror I….it seems so…I can feel it….I…want to…I…wish I was wearing it right now….

Wow I look so slutty in the mirror. I’m not really like that but it’s interesting to imagine I am. For just a second. It’s a way of appreciating this piece of art I guess. So powerful, I really do feel like a dumb bimbo slut. The more I stare at the vacant looking eyes of my virtual counterpart��is that drool? Wow I’m really zoned out staring at this mirror…imagining I’m a dumb whore. Fucking guys, any one will do….pussy…mouth…ass…

I’m really drooling aren’t I? I need something in my mouth. Wish I had something to suck on…

What’s that coming out of the mirror? It’s big and thick and black and it looks so 3d and….

“Mmmmppph”

It’s in my mouth! I needed something to suck and the mirror gave me this big black dildo and it just feels so good! It’s fills my mouth up perfectly. The way my tongue swirls around the base, drool spilling out of my mouth…feels so sexy! I feel like I’m really a dumb slut who just wants to suck cock. This is such a great piece of art! I know I’m not really a dumb bimbo slut who wants to suck and fuck all day…even though that sounds so nice…but I’m not I’m an art…person. I look at art and stare at it and suck on it for a job…

I mean…sucking isn’t usually my job. That would make me a pros…um….good bimbo dolly? Where did that thought come from? What’s happening? I can feel this dildo hitting the back of my throat now…I can’t deep throat. That’s something only dumb…um…bimbo…dolls do. It’s sending signals pulsing through my head…good bimbo doll…I want to…be…I….wish I was a good bimbo doll…

“Ahahaaaaoohh!” I’m cumming! My head! It’s not…my thoughts….going…

Mmm that was great! I just wish there was a real cock for me to suck!

“Hey you know you can’t touch the exhibits miss!”

Ooh he’s so sexy! I bet he has a massive cock…need to suck it…it will be so much better that the one on this…”wishing mirror”…time to be a good bimbo dolly!

[hcllishqueen]

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[princess-of-the-corner]

*Looks at my own version of No Fate where Ganondorf somehow became Zelda's father figure*

It's complicated don't worry about it.

lol rip.

Honestly while I haven't /quite/ decided on the endgame dynamic in No Fate(idk if it's romantic but the trio are on that 'bonded soulmates it's more than just friends' wavelength) my thoughts on the combination of the trio does kinda depend on the version.

Because yeah oot-era? Link and Zelda are kids when Ganondorf is a grown ass adult. So while I can go for Link/Zelda, Gan is off the table.

But something like Twilight Princess where Link and Zelda read more adult? Fair game.

ofc this depends on au nonsese re: Gan not being An Asshole™ but ya know.

But yeah swinging back to No Fate, the trio are roughly the same age. Though appearances make them look further apart than they really are.

that said if you want some father-figure Ganondorf, may I recommend @growingupgerudo ? I am so far from being caught up on it but it's great!

[hand-development-affairs]

Your thoughts on Mr. Brubot?

(@ask-toonie-cogsworth )

Oh, hello Toonie!!! It's nice to have you tune in once again- I'd imagine the regional managers have been keeping you busy-! And... hello as well, anon. Now, I don't really know why you're asking our opinions of Mr. Brubot... but if you ask me-

He's weird!!! What kind of Bossbot doesn't enjoy GOLF?! An unprofessional one, THAT'S what!

Des!!!

Ah think he's gettin' a bit too friendly wit those pests. And ah don't really care for all that big band jazz nonsese.

BUCK!!!! Can you two PLEASE try to be- polite about this!

Listen, they asked, and ah gave my opinion. Plain n' simple.

Why should I- oh WAIT, Toonie, you do look at him a lot!!! Why do you do that.

Desmond, you can't just ask a suit why they look at another suit.

Are you networking. Is it about oil? Are you networking about oil? If you aren't networking about oil than I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! Also, would you like a few spare oil cans for the road?

Des, just- (sighs) nevermind. Anyway, as for me... sure, he can be a... bit much... a lot... absolutely overwhelming... but beyond that, Mr. Brubot is pleasant company all things considered! Plus, I happen to LIKE jazz, and if you ask me, he certainly brings some much-needed entertainment to this company!

Whatever ya say.

...I haven't been to any of his shows as of late, but... rest assured, when I have the time, I'll definitely try to attend!

[puppiesandnightlock]

What the heck is up with the person sending you hate for shipping Suki and Buster?? They’re acting like sending you that stuff is gonna change your opinion on the ship or something 😂

I do have an ask tho and I don’t know if it’s been asked before but what ideas do you have (if any) for Buster and Suki’s first date?

ikr i like barley even talk abt the sing fandom anymore smh

thanks for the ask lets show the other anon we can ship what we want!^^

but yasss lets seee

i feel like buster would try to take her somewhere extravagent, but as always SMTH would go wrong and they'd end up in like the park or in someones house to watch ✨musicals✨ or maybe even just like the rooftop (hehehe) to watch the sunset.

theres not much for me to grasp when it comes to them and my sing fandom brain is a lil rusty but i feel like they'd be a suprisingly chill couple, save for the enimies to lover arc i think they would have.

with buster's energy and sukis no nonsese vibe, i think they would alwasy *try* to do smth big and just end up at like a small place like a cafe or movie theater, or just someones house.

[mahvaladara]

Itir: Is that...?

Lysander: The staff of madness!

Itir: How did you get your hands on that?!

Lysander: Met a guy named Mal and asked my help 'treating a crazy, homocidal dead king'.

Itir:... No.

Lysander: It can turn people into sweetrolls!

Itir: Absolutely not! Give me that!

Lysander: I thought you were the god of chaos and destruction.

Itir: Yes, chaos not utter and complete madness with a pinch of salt and nonsese. Gimme that!

Lysander: For a dragon, you're incredibly dull! -hands over the wabbajack-